String fullTitle = 'Supportive dad?';
int postNumber = 35538540;
String image = '1714104786699826.gif';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)00:13:06';
String comment = '>be me
>25 year old closet fag
>live in small rural conservative town, so bad idea to be openly gay
>living with dad because apartment got condemned due to foundation issues
>unpacking my stuff and find the little pill syringe I use to give my cat medicine
>toss it on my desk and forget about it
>dad found it ask what it is
>completely forgotten I left it on my desk "oh that's a thing to help give cats pills and stuff"
>he starts laughing "oh I thought it was a tube to a fucking douche"
>I chuckle nervously "oh, uh why would I have a douche tube, it's a pill thing for cats"
>he laughs more "it's alright son, I wouldn't care if it was"
>brain locks on me and idk what to say just kinda nod and say alright

I always thought my dad would flip shit and disown me if he found out I was gay. He's a hard-core conservative and old fashioned af. So uh what do I do now?';