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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 35539756;
String image = '1714115412080502.jpg';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)03:10:12';
String comment = '>be me
>closeted tranny boymoding
>hanging out with my hardcore lesbian TERF bestie who i have a crush on
>shes ranting to me about trannies
>oh shit
>deep breath
>i get some backbone
>stuttering like the little bitch i am
>"um... actually..... im trans...."
>about to fucking cry because im such a little bitch
>her eyes widen
>YOU'RE TRANS?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?
>actually start fucking crying
>"i should have known... you act like such a cute girl im not surprised"
>huh
>she leans in and kisses me
>my brain fucking short circuits
>we make out like theres no tomorrow
>she points at my bulge
>i nod and take my pants off while crying
>i show her my girldick
>she sucks on it while im crying the whole time like the bitch i am
>"you're SUCH a girl my goodness"
>she gives me such a slutty kiss
>"i gotta go sorry. see you later honey"
>stuttering like a bitch just in amazement
>i get a text from her after she walks out
>"wanna go out tomorrow"
>i walk back home humming happily
>mfw hot cis terf gf';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539776 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:12:51') {

'>>35539756
>>i show her my girldick
>>she sucks on it while im crying the whole time like the bitch i am
>>"you're SUCH a girl my goodness"
ok
>>mfw hot cis terf gf
enjoy that piv lesbian sex, sister';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539803 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:17:01') {

'>>35539776
im mostly a bottom i dont think im putting it in anything much lmao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539853 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:24:22') {

'>>35539756
You don't look like that THOUGH';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539864 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:27:28') {

'literally awful
i miss real greentexts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539877 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:29:38') {

'>>35539756
fake and straight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539879 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:30:18') {

'>>35539877
based';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539890 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:33:16') {

'>>35539756
larps used to be believable';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539896 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:35:41') {

'>>35539756
kys';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539921 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:41:37') {

'>>35539756
and then everyone on the train stood up and clapped';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539923 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:42:07') {

'>>35539756
Hot. I hope I can experience this one day too.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539926 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:42:17' && image=='C4482B55-BD68-48F6-A41C-122F46E4D765.jpg') {

'>>35539756
NICE! Congrats sis, terfxtroon has always been OTP';

}

if(TurboGrafx-16 && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539953 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:47:53') {

'>>35539756
Fake and gay but GIWTWM';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35539967 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:49:16') {

'>>35539953
i didn't know you were a rapehon. disgusting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540138 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:11:57' && image=='terflarp.png') {

'>>35539756
:/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540146 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:13:11') {

'>>35540138
>hot premise
t. rapehon/bottom chaser';

}

if(TurboGrafx-16 && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540149 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:13:57' && image=='IMG_0501.jpg') {

'>>35539967
Lmfaooo, bruh who are you and why would you know anything about me? I’m just a rogue bisexual >:3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540195 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:21:58') {

'>>35539756
What in the degenerate AGP hell is this shit?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540230 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:28:45') {

'>>35539756
Why is this board filled with nothing but liars.
Not even convincing liars, like, really shitty liars.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540242 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:30:21') {

'>>35540146
Am a straight tranny, sorry anon
The premise is exactly the same as like half of the other boymoder greentexts, but with the other person being a girl instead of a guy, idk the premise of coming out to someone and having them like be into u after is super common for larps';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540258 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:33:47') {

'cringiest thing i've seen all week. thanks op';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540260 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:34:09') {

'>>35540230
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540273 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:35:54') {

'>>35540260
ok and what board did you copy that from';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540279 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:36:48') {

'>>35540273
Idr, it's the 4chan creed.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540285 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:37:59') {

'>>35540279
>Idr
?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540295 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:39:13') {

'>>35540285
I don't remember';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540296 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:39:51') {

'Ricky1';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==35540410 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:01:55') {

'>>35539756
i know this is fake but i just touched myself to this';

}

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