import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/lit/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 23321281;
String image = '1713985299019275.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)15:01:39';
String comment = 'Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321296 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:05:28') {

'I've booked a threesome with two thai hookers who'll do rimming and cim and I'm looking forward to it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321300 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:07:07') {

'>>23321296
How can Schopenheads recover from this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321338 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:23:13') {

'>>23321281
Speak for yourself faggot.
Schopenhauer BTFO’d'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321397 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:40:54'  && image=='1000011821.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321423 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:46:22') {

'>>23321281
this is the worst translation of this aphorism I've ever read. are angloburgers really this fucking stupid?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321424 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:46:34') {

'>>23321281
Still not been refuted to this day'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321429 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:47:59') {

'Maybe for you jack, my life swings between cozy and awesome.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321529 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:14:11') {

'>>23321281
Did slopenwhore never experience a moment of joy in his life?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321575 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:22:24') {

'>>23321423
Give us a better one then, germ'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23321582 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:23:28') {

'>>23321281
lol what a bitch.
And why do so many anons digest garbage and just become bitches yourselves? Stop that shit. It's fucking lame.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23323114 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)05:00:06') {

'>>23321582
fucking normie faggot nigger jew, he will be a king in the future, hes based, life is suffering FAG'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324113 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:31:07') {

'>>23321281
maybe for wagies
NEET life is pretty decent as long as I have bideogames and tendies'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324497 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:40:56') {

'>>23323114
Cliche vitriolic response.
You need to go back'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324501 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:42:15') {

'>>23321582
Exactly, read Seneca or Epictetus and eat a spoon of cement OP, you wimp'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324607 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:18:53') {

'>>23324501
How about dont read any of them and read Apuleius, plotinus and ovid instead'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325361 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:56:09') {

'>>23321582
females agree more with nietzsche because they need to cope with how stupid their life is instead of facing it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326169 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:58:46') {

'>>23321423
What's the original text?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326289 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:47:24') {

'>>23324607
Plotinus is my favourite and so is Ovid. Who is apuluis?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326326 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:04:22') {

'Unfortunely it is, or maybe is for the best?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326573 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:59:52') {

'>>23321281
Desu, my life is one of those clocks where you've got two pendulums.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326749 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:34:26') {

'>>23321281
for me it swings between suffering, insanity, peace, despair and euphoria'
;

}

if(࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326762 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:42:39') {

'>>23321281

>Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.


TRADUCCIÓN: «QUIERO COGER, PERO NO PUEDO.»'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23327731 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:12:59') {

'My life swings like a chimp';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23328857 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:56:49') {

'>>23326762
Hey aren't you the spic from /his/ that throws shitfits at the nord we-wuzzers?'
;

}

}
}