'im trans btw, idk if its relevant';

'>>23322136
he wasn't fat or illiterate';

'>>23322136
Socrates was racially a brown shudra dwarf, a later development of homo erectus.';

'For me, it's Pythagoras.';

'>>23322136
This is not a dating site, no need to list your personal traits.';

'>>23322136
Socrates never existed, anon. He was just an argument device used in dialogues.';

'>>23322136
>stone mason';

'>>23322291
Aristophanes wrote a play on him decades before any dialogues came out';

'I can't believe some guy who never wrote anything down continues to make aretelets seethe 2400 years after he died.';

'>>23322136
What an unimaginably poor take on Socrates.';

'>>23322212
He wasn't homeless or homosexual either. Bisexual, I suppose. He was far from being a misogynist, and he was not a racist in a modern sense of that term. Most of the things on that list are disputable.';

'>>23322139
Read Emile Carriere and stop being a cringe retard that hates everything old.';

'>homeless
>homosexual
>racist
>authoritarian
>misogynist
>illiterate';

'>>23322591
Yeah, everyone wrote about him, and he didn't write a single thing. All he did was talk, and all we have are the interpretations of his students - not quotes or even much in the way of assertions - just a self-insert plot for Xenophon and a safe way for Plato to criticize Athenian democracy. Ironically, Aristophanes' Socrates is probably the most realistic.';

'>>23322249
Aryans couldn't handle him. He asked
>"But y tho?"
And aryanicus Ubermenschenberg starte hyperventilating, screaming, ripping his clothes off, he takes a dagger from its sheath and cuts his own gentials off, eats them and then jumps off a cliff. This repeats itself until every last white person in Athens is dead.
Go to AryanTruth.com to learn more.';

'>>23322136
>is offered a chance at escape from execution
>"no we have to obey the heckin law"
What a fucking loser';

'>>23324552
Death before dishonor is a hard concept for cowards to grasp.';

'>>23324557
Being a bitch and letting his enemies kill him like a rat. But at leat he has his honor LOL';

'>>23324627
socrates did this? lol.';

'>>23324627
A rat will do anything to survive.
>give me liberty or give me death
People like you would rather submit to tyranny than fight for freedom.';

'>>23322287
made me kek';

'>>23322136
>world class elite twink Alcibiades in his prime offers himself multiple times
>reject him
Nope, not gay.';

'>>23324643
ironic considering socrates chose to just die instead of fighting for his freedom';

'>>23325690
read the dialogues, maybe';

'>>23322136
>pedophile
Thank for telling us all you never read Plato so we can disregard your post';