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int postNumber = 23322195;
String image = '1714005918769604.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)20:45:18';
String comment = 'How would you like to be photographed for the book jacket, /lit/?';
'>>23322195
why are you taking pictures of an old anon? i should be photographing you';
'>>23322201
No, anon, let's just finish this shoot for "Confessions of an Ephebophile"';
'Spreading my butt cheeks like goatse, but you can see my face smiling between my legs.';
'>>23322195';
'>>23322195
I wanna shave my head and use a whole box of temp tattoos over my face for some reason.';
'>>23322201
Sorry Mr Hitler but how about you prance around making faggy gestures instead? The highschool theatre antics really capture your essence.';
'>>23322328
>...and introducing Adolf Hitler as the Mikado!';
'The shot Buckley used for much of early-mid career is goated.';
'>>23322195';
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'>>23322195
I don't know. I don't think about that sort of thing. Make my face the middle of a sunflower, where all the petals are women's breasts, I guess.';
'>>23322201
damn you beat me to it';
'>>23322195
with my pet';
'This, but I'm screaming FUCK NIGGERS so hard that the words are manifesting in golden Hebrew letters above my head as per Fabre d'Olivet';
'>>23322639
he's cute ngl';
'Do you guys find it a red flag too when an author tries too hard to look deep and pensive for their jacket photo?';
'>>23322195
>late afternoon
>leaning against a metal railing with one arm casually drooped over the side
>the marina in the background
>panama hat
>horn rimmed sunglasses
>smoking a cigar
>glass of Bourbon in my hand even though I don't drink
>looking away from the camera
I want a picture that just says, "Fuck you."';
'Nude doing this pose';
'>>23322895
Yes';
'>>23322195
slip cover photos are hardcore homo sorry to say';
'>>23322364
the way he looks, the way he sits on his leg, this is clearly a homosexual. either that or a poser that's never been on boat before and now is extremely uncomfortable';
'>>23323083
Now look here you queer';
'>>23322195';
'>>23322277
Chek'd and kek'd';
'>>23322328
He talked that way because no one listened to him. So he captured the essence of mankind's insanity indeed.';
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'>>23323083
He was a master sailor who composed multiple books on sailing (in addition to his political works) so I guess he’s gay. I’ll let his kids know.';
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'ON ORTHOCHROMATIC FILM, PLEASE, WITH NATURAL LIGHT.';
'Sleepless, drunk, watching the sunrise';
'>>23323624
This would go hard as a book cover in and of itself.';
'<--- Wearing that, ofc';
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