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int postNumber = 23323618;
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String date = '04/25/24(Thu)10:56:17';
String comment = '>books women will NEVER understand';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23323623 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:58:01'  && image=='IMG_6502.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23323629 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:03:20') {

'>>23323618
For me, it's Sanchica'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23323630 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:03:47') {

'is there any book a woman CAN really understand?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23323695 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:35:28'  && image=='1712857527685248.jpg') {

'Hudibras is better';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23323727 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:57:16') {

'>>23323618
Isn’t the best translation supposedly the Edith Grossman one? Which one should I buy'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324072 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:17:17'  && image=='Triumph_of_Achilles_in_Corfu_Achilleion.jpg') {

'They think the Iliad is about gay homo sex and guys arguing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324093 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:24:18') {

'>>23323630
Softcore porn, young adult novels and celebrity memoirs are about all they can handle'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324104 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:28:37') {

'>The only thing he regretted was the thought that the kingdom was in a country of blacks, and the people who would be given to him as vassals would all be blacks; then, in his imagination, he found a good remedy for this, saying to himself:
>“What difference does it make to me if my vassals are blacks? All I have to do is put them on a ship and bring them to Spain, where I can sell them, and I’ll be paid for them in cash, and with that money I’ll be able to buy some title or office and live on that for the rest of my life. No flies on me! Who says I don’t have the wit or ability to arrange things and sell thirty or ten thousand vassals in the wink of an eye? By God, I’ll sell them all, large or small, it’s all the same to me, and no matter how black they are, I’ll turn them white and yellow. Bring them on, then, I’m no fool!”'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324137 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:40:32'  && image=='Catch22.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324143 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:43:05') {

'>>23323623
Based'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324156 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:45:42') {

'>>23323630
werewolf king bad boy sweet boy YA erotica, probably. And even then they probably don't understand why they are aroused by it'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324425 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:18:07') {

'>>23323618
Currently reading Treasure Island. It’s pure kino, and women do not get it. It is nothing but pirates, adventure, and the sea. It should be required reading.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324452 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:27:16') {

'>>23324425
i haven't read it but i have watched the anime, and it was really good'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324454 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:27:56') {

'>>23324072
>They think the Iliad is about gay homo sex
It is'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324504 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:43:01') {

'>>23324452
Muppet Treasure Island is way better than it should be too'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324559 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:04:15') {

'>>23324072
To be fair, Achilles and Patroclus did have their fair share of homolust for one another. Even Plato thought as much.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324563 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:05:07') {

'>>23324504
based'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23324617 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:21:14') {

'>>23324559
plato was born hundreds of years after the iliad, would you take some modern arts professor saying a book from the 1700s was a metaphor for trans rights seriously?'
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