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public void *Ruins Your Life*(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '*Ruins Your Life*';
int postNumber = 23325599;
String image = '1714099661709309.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)22:47:41';
String comment = 'undefined';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325601 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:49:23') {

'>>23325599
I hate mid length poems. Either write short polished gems or write something long. What is this faggotry?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325609 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:53:27'  && image=='nauvoo_temple_joseph_art_lds.jpg') {

'>>23325599
>And if Christ had not risen from the dead, or have broken the bands of death that the grave should have no victory, and that death should have no sting, there could have been no resurrection. But there is a resurrection, therefore the grave hath no victory, and the sting of death is swallowed up in Christ.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325625 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:00:38') {

'>>23325609
>>23325601
cope';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325634 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:06:17') {

'>>23325625
Cope for what? Didn't even read it ol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325639 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:07:34') {

'boohoo woe is me: a poem';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325645 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:09:29') {

'>>23325639
cope';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325687 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:34:08') {

'Pretty poem. Is it any consolation (the only consolation?) to spend your life consciously in service of something? Not to go all Tartar Steppe or anything.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325689 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:36:15') {

'>>23325687
That's called 'anchoring' which is a form of cope.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325738 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:02:33') {

'>>23325689
Sure, but it offers the appearance of meaning, and if my life will slip away regardless then I dont understand the issue with grasping for the pretty flower rather than the sturdy branch, if neither will save me.
Is it just the self delusion that bothers you? Are you claiming to lead a fully lucid life at all times?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325784 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:22:33') {

'>I'm a fucking loser: the poem';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325849 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:53:39') {

'>>23325738
Yes, I main-line reality throughout each and every day.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326990 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:12:20') {

'congratulations on watching true detective for the first time, faggot';

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