import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/lit/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Scandals(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Scandals';
int postNumber = 23325826;
String image = '1714106675628095.jpg';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)00:44:35';
String comment = 'Let's talk about our favorite literary scandals. I'll start: William S. Burroughs accidentally shooting his wife in the face during a party in Mexico.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23325833 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:48:44') {

'>>23325826
>accidentally'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326603 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:22:13'  && image=='1650405025369.png') {

'>>23325833
man I fucking love poundcake.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326608 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:23:58') {

'>>23325826
it was the first recorded humiliation ritual'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326690 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:04:31'  && image=='Oscar-Wilde-at-Bow-Street-2.jpg') {

'>>23325826
The whole Oscar Wilde mess is very entertaining to read about. Britain was never the same after that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23326942 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:51:20') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23327584 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:34:25') {

'>>23326608
No that would be the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23327591 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:37:31') {

'>>23325826
Byron fucking his sister, sodomizing his nerdy wife and little turk bois'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23327615 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:47:51') {

'>>23325826
No one “accidentally” shoots their wife. Most have a very good reason to do so.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23328447 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:13:58') {

'>>23327591
>Byron fucking his sister
why did he do it? was she a saucy wench or was he just deranged?'
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}

}
}