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String comment = 'Are there any classic novels/plays where an aggressive woman relentlessly pursues a man and forces him to make her his wife?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23343850 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:29:29') {

'People read books for escapism, but you shouldn't use the medium as a replacement for something as irreplaceable as love.
You need to find a girlfriend, OP.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23343859 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:33:08') {

'>>23343850
>something as irreplaceable as love
ryan gosling dot gif'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23343913 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:48:47') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23343920 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:50:25') {

'>>23343850
I think we all know that, finding the right person is the hard part. Like imagine being an average anon who has no friends, no connections and most likely trust issues that makes it near impossible to initiate and maintain any relationships. Its not hopeless, you might get lucky and some extrovert adopts you but thats highly unlikely'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23343933 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:53:30') {

'No';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344085 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:36:59') {

'>>23343841
Brothers Karamazov. Lisa pursues Aliocha, trying to make him quit his monastic life to marry her, he does that but in the end she loses interest and decides not to marry him.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344104 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:42:47') {

'there's a story from the Decameron like that';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344111 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:44:54') {

'>>23343841
Imo this happened to Shakespeare. He was like 18 and she was 26'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344119 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:46:19') {

'>>23344085
If you are alluding to Dostoevsky’s worst novels, then, indeed, I dislike intensely The Brothers Karamazov and the ghastly Crime and Punishment rigamarole. No, I do not object to soul-searching and self-revelation, but in those books the soul, and the sins, and the sentimentality, and the journalese, hardly warrant the tedious and muddled search. Dostoyevsky’s lack of taste, his monotonous dealings with persons suffering with pre-Freudian complexes, the way he has of wallowing in the tragic misadventures of human dignity – all this is difficult to admire. I do not like this trick his characters have of ”sinning their way to Jesus” or, as a Russian author, Ivan Bunin, put it more bluntly, ”spilling Jesus all over the place." Crime and Punishment’s plot did not seem as incredibly banal in 1866 when the book was written as it does now when noble prostitutes are apt to be received a little cynically by experienced readers. Dostoyevsky never really got over the influence which the European mystery novel and the sentimental novel made upon him. The sentimental influence implied that kind of conflict he liked—placing virtuous people in pathetic situations and then extracting from these situations the last ounce of pathos. Non-Russian readers do not realize two things: that not all Russians love Dostoevsky as much as Americans do, and that most of those Russians who do, venerate him as a mystic and not as an artist. He was a prophet, a claptrap journalist and a slapdash comedian. I admit that some of his scenes, some of his tremendous farcical rows are extraordinarily amusing. But his sensitive murderers and soulful prostitutes are not to be endured for one moment—by this reader anyway. Dostoyevsky seems to have been chosen by the destiny of Russian letters to become Russia’s greatest playwright, but he took the wrong turning and wrote novels.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344160 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:04:15') {

'>>23343841
Emil of Lönneberga has side characters with this dynamic. A woman who tries all the time to get a certain man, but he (chad) isn't interested'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344291 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:44:09') {

'>>23344111
Shakespeare didn't exist, he was the pseudonym of a bunch of different writers.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344632 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:54:57') {

'>>23343841
>Are there any classic novels/plays where an aggressive woman relentlessly pursues a man and forces him to make her his wife?
I'm more interested in modern novels or books were this happens. Are there any?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344637 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:57:12') {

'>>23343850
Just stop.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344690 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)22:07:47') {

'>>23344637

It appears that you have been wounded.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23344735 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)22:24:20') {

'>>23344085
>he does that but in the end she loses interest and decides not to marry him
Kek. Every time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23345385 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)04:40:09') {

'That woman in starship troopers, but she doesn't pursue him, she just loves him till her death, unrealistic though. Oh also, scarlet in gone with the wind, mostly it has to do with women's ignorance of their feelings, its almost as if they don't know something until they feel it, so pursuing someone is another way of letting them know that they never loved the person, just the idea of loving a person. Millennium actress too has the same idea.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23346446 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:07:44') {

'This is happening to me IRL, would not recommend';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23346593 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:03:17') {

'>>23346446
Why? Sounds to me like it would be great.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23346697 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:30:18') {

'Awful thread, I hate you. Also Fröken Julie by August Strindberg is what you're looking for.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23347192 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:44:43') {

'>>23343841
My diary desu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23347195 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:46:28'  && image=='1712720613738730.png') {

'>>23343850
Your post is a tautology in itself:
OP wants to read a book like that most probably because he doesn't have a gf and can't find one. People start to write romance novels because they don't have romance.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23347674 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:19:06') {

'>>23343850
Nah. Too hard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23347714 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:34:45') {

'>>23343841
This really is the smartest board, anywhere else would devolve into mindless coomer nonsense'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23347721 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:37:25') {

'>>23346446
>>23347192
teach me how to attract a yandere girl
i need this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23347754 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:55:38'  && image=='1631830307538.jpg') {

'>>23343850
Recommend something or leave'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23348027 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:01:16') {

'>>23343841
Junichiro Tanizaki has something with powerful dominant or just plain asshole women doing shit to (their/a) man, Captain shigemotos mother is cute and more male centered but Naomi is NTR/Cuck peak, i love his prose but jigga is too fizated on western culture poisoning women.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23348074 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:13:22'  && image=='violence_against_women.jpg') {

'>>23348027
Is that why it so prominent in anime?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23348093 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:20:42') {

'>>23348074
i dont really watch much anime, and prefer seinen Manga, but i believe the figure of the "monster woman" is a cultural mountain of dust under Japan's rug.

I see this author (Tanizaki) as a Boomer, using old fables and traditional stories to lure readers into his rejection of western (specifically US) culture.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23348145 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:50:28'  && image=='lasfnas.jpg') {

'>>23343841
I/we have got to stop indulging in this fantasy man it's not going to happen. Maybe if you're really hot or the girl is ugly'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23349349 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:47:09') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23349559 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)11:08:23') {

'>>23344119
Culture of critique was right you’re gay as fuck'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23349619 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)11:35:48') {

'>>23348145
>eros
>a child's
I don't think the writer understood what this implied.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23349801 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)13:05:46'  && image=='1711915527835537.jpg') {

'>>23343841
Man I wish, maybe I should write something like that because its all I want. Where are my slop romance novels about yandere/aggressive chicks? I sadly cannot recall a novel I read where that is a central point. Or actual if its a point at all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350003 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:21:09'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-05-03 135806.png') {

'>>23344632
>>23349801
OP here, I assume there's a lot of yandere/femdom webnovels and fanfics, (I found this one on ao3 with a quick google search) but these are mostly slop poorly written by horny teens, which is why I specified classics. A lot of them are over-the-top and have brutal murder scenes where the yandere kills the other girl characters to eliminate competition, or the characters do dumb shit that you would never see in a published novel. So I'll extend my request to include contemporary novels, but it has to be an actual published author.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350346 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:45:50') {

'>>23343841
We gotta write our own ones.

>>23343850
Who the fuck is gonna date us seriously? Dumbass post.'
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}

if(Anonymouṡ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350497 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:02:52') {

'OP's picture makes me doubt he's going to read any novels or plays, classic or otherwise, but whatever.


Vanity Fair: Becky Sharp does this although it doesn't really work out for her

Gone With The Wind: Scarlett does this with her 2nd husband (Frank Kennedy)

She: Ayesha definitely does this to Holly (starting by killing the woman he's with, haha)

Hobson's Choice: Maggie is the aggressive one who marries and makes a man of shy boy Willie

Darling Buds of May: Mariette gets her man (She's not that aggressive to be fair. She just persuades him to chase her.)

The standard female antagonist in a female-authored female-protagonist romantic novel tries to do this (i.e. steal hero from heroine) but fails. Blanche Dubois in Jane Eyre, Mary Crawford in Mansfield Park, etc.


>>23344104
>Decameron
3rd day 9th story.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350553 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:42:28') {

'>>23349619
I dont think you understand Jungian psychoanalysis'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350642 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)19:27:24') {

'>>23344291
YOU don't exist and are a pseud.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350687 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)19:52:45') {

'>>23348145
>>23349619
author is some guy named carl gustav jung what does this old faggot know'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350689 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)19:53:45') {

'>>23346446
Embrace her and allow her love to enter you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350704 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)20:00:51') {

'>>23350497
Vanity Fair and Gone With The Wind are good exaples but I don't think Vanity Fair is the sort of thing OP is looking for desu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350710 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)20:05:26'  && image=='senpai.webm') {

'>>23343841
get into Japanese manga instead bruv'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23350811 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:04:18') {

'>>23343841
Inside Mr Enderby.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351473 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)04:00:29') {

'>>23343841
I'm also curious. Monitoring.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351475 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)04:02:24') {

'>>23343850
>implying your gf loves you
you poor thing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351529 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)04:31:49') {

'>>23349801
I need her.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351597 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:42:59') {

'>>23347192
I was just about to post this you benchod'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351610 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)06:08:04') {

'>>23350497
Rustico and Alibech

Fun fact: in old timey translations of the Decameron they leave the sex parts of that story in Italian untranslated. I own that edition where it’s old timey English and then like three pages of Italian.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351644 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)06:48:59') {

'>>23343920
If an anon is in that situation they need to fix your mentality first by reading Jung'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351645 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)06:50:00') {

'>>23343850
fpbp'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351647 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)06:51:46') {

'>>23349619
You utter retard, you seriously don't know Eros is desire?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23351651 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)06:52:50'  && image=='1704967779847.jpg') {

'What are the best books about getting bullied by women?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353153 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:26:04') {

'>>23343841
>yes, but she's repulsively ugly'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353172 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:29:30') {

'>>23353153
How ugly are we talkin?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353180 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:30:43') {

'>>23353153
Being chased by an ugly girl is legitimately awful. Guilt and awkwardness mix together to create a truly painful situation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353234 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:46:32'  && image=='imagem_2024-05-04_164206467.png') {

'>>23353172
Pic related

>>23353180
I legitimately heard the line "if you don't want to have me that's because you're gay" I'm certainly not a prize but it's humiliating to be pursued only by wretches.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353247 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:48:54'  && image=='1690330670016265.png') {

'>>23350710
Nagafags OUT.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353295 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:59:37') {

'>>23353234
I would date someone with her build and facial structure if she was my age or thereabouts'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353305 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:02:55') {

'>>23343850
I never learned how to communicate with people'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353329 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:06:45'  && image=='ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353520 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:06:17') {

'>>23350003
There's manga named Koharu no Hibi that's a decent yandere school romance. She's not a violent yandere.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353964 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:04:38'  && image=='2185524.jpg') {

'>>23353234
>>23353295
Nah bro I'll pass, thats why its a fantasy at the end of the day. No way on this fucking earth will I get a safely (I don't wanna get stabbed) obsessed type chick that is attractive. It's just too much of an ask. I mean I haven't had a gf in like 4 years now on top of that lmao.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23353997 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:20:14') {

'>>23344119
you reek of jewishness, either inborn or acquired, kys'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23354218 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)22:02:56') {

'>>23343841
I dont know but someone let me know if you anons find any'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23354246 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)22:16:17') {

'>>23343841
I hate to admit it but it’s a perfect lens for a play or novel, if done tastefully.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23354360 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:13:38') {

'>>23343841
Well, there's Circe in The Odyssey'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23355030 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)05:29:15') {

'>>23343850
I've been trying man. Tinder ain't working.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23356470 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)14:53:22') {

'>>23354360
Not titillating enough.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23357641 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)22:13:44') {

'>>23349801
Hot.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23359124 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)11:37:46') {

'>>23353234
based baby reindeer enjoyer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23359448 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)13:46:35'  && image=='1873_Knille_Tannhaeuser_und_Venus_anagoria.jpg') {

'>>23343841
Tannhauser contains that, with some of the most erotically potent music ever written, in the first scene with Venus and the continual temptation to return to Venus after it. But it also reminds you that such desires are ultimately self-destructive and must perforce give way to to either a treading of terra firma or damnation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23359479 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)13:53:46') {

'>>23343850
If you are 16-25 do this. If you are 25+ it's over and you are beyond where love is possible. You can still get a gf of course but you can't experience love.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23359541 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)14:10:45') {

'I got pursued by an aggressive girl when I was 18. I was a virgin and she was an 8/10. We dated but it turned out that I was basically a side bf with the only purpose of making her bf jealous and angry.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23360555 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)19:58:55') {

'>>23343850
But women are scum'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23361276 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:20:41') {

'>>23343841
Thirst for Love'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23361302 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:41:47') {

'>>23350497
>Blanche Dubois
>in Jane Eyre'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23361307 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:45:37') {

'>>23344111
She baby trapped him when he was 17.
>people still unironically think he was a lala homo man'
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}

if(Anonymouṡ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23361423 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:32:31') {

'>>23361302
Oh yeah, it's Ingram isn't it. Oh well, I got her first name right and that's as much as she deserves.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23361437 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:46:54') {

'>>23343841
The Idiot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23361456 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)05:10:17') {

'Does anyone remember the banned book that was "...Men bang around, women powerup and leave..."';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23361460 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)05:13:21') {

'>>23343850
I only read highschool / college lesbian YA books'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23362734 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:54:38') {

'>>23343841
>>23348074
>>23350710
>>23351651
>>23353247
Why are Japs so sexually submissive? It's in all their media, some dork gets sexually assaulted by a hot chick.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23362760 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:00:28') {

'>>23343841
This is basically half of all the Jeeves and Wooster plots, but Bertie always escapes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23363491 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:37:43') {

'>>23343913
I second this'
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}

if(ToadVine && title=='undefined' && postNumber==23364586 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)03:27:31') {

'>>23343841
She by H. Rider Haggard'
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}

}
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