import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/mu/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void /gg/ guitar general(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/gg/ guitar general';
int postNumber = 121438453;
String image = '1713398174517181.jpg';
String date = '04/17/24(Wed)19:56:14';
String comment = 'the worst gibson edition

>guitar info
www.bing.com'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438521 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:02:20'  && image=='1713388619179949.jpg') {

'>>121438453

How about another thread >>>/mu/gg?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438723 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:20:07'  && image=='Screenshot_20240417-201552.png') {

'she cute';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438751 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:21:56') {

'>>121438723
whole lotta knobs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438761 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:22:41') {

'>>121438723
Marshall amp with a bunch of knobs?
Yea it’s trash'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438870 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:34:30') {

'>>121438751
yeah thats where the toan is
more knobs = more toan
>>121438761
>durr marshalls supposed to be shrimple!!1!1!1!!
shut up pinhead'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438907 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:38:37') {

'>>121438870
>poor person with a wannabe amp
cope'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438922 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:40:10') {

'>>121438723
I’d rather use a Gorilla'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121438931 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:40:52') {

'>>121438907
>1 post of my new amp and theres already tears
zozzle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439186 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:01:24') {

'>>121438453
Gibson Sonex from early 80's is the worst Gibson ever made. Epoxy over wood core body offers milliseconds of sustain.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439378 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:17:34') {

'>>121438931
lol well stop crying then'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439384 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:17:51') {

'https://voca.ro/1OoNPBQP5ACu
Stumbled across this, feels like a certain 80s song, anyone recognize?'
;

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439416 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:21:20') {

'0
1
0
2
3
X

C major'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439455 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:23:47') {

'>>121439416
Actually that's C augmented I'm tuned to EADG#BE please be more considerate in the future'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439693 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:40:46') {

'>>121439455
>EADG#BE
ngmi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439717 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:42:38') {

'>thread only active during 3rd world hours';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439775 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:47:50') {

'if ur so smart what chord is this

https://voca.ro/13kTNOvr9YaI'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439779 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:47:58'  && image=='tumblr_mo5y4rMUIu1qjfkguo1_1280.png') {

'>>121438723
>yfw it burns out a cap and the repair bill is ~70% the absolute value of the amp itself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439809 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:50:25') {

'>>121439775
C#m13b5'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121439943 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:00:11') {

'>>121439779
why would a cap cost like 1500 bucks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121440073 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:11:03') {

'>>121439943
>it's a poverty amp
lol of course it is, this is /gg/ after all'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121440090 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:12:20') {

'>>121439809
Does that make it a half diminished chord with extensions or do they still call it minor but with a b5'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121440316 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:28:56') {

'>>121440090
Depends what the chords before and after it are doing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121440754 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:03:26'  && image=='Screenshot_20240417-225920.png') {

'>>121440073
this was a 4000 dollar amp new in America until a month ago when marshall got a new US distributor
not that youd know anything about that, favela dwarf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121440887 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:16:10'  && image=='screenshot.jpg') {

'>>121440073
>anon claims it's a poorfag amp
>this makes the poorfag start seething
>look it up
lmao what a surprise. so you can get these for what, like $800 all day?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441068 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:31:56') {

'>>121441063
Fender Deluxe Reverb and a Gibson Les Paul standard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441097 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:33:46') {

'>>121440887
Ouch. What's sad is that's almost certainly a tax refund 'splurge purchase' which means he only got about $1k back when he filed his taxes.

In other words: /gg/ remains a brokeboi thread.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441118 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:35:00') {

'>>121441063
Someone who used to play somewhat seriously would not be asking what gear to get'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441153 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:37:38') {

'Nevermind I'll just ask on reddit where I'll get real answers. Jesus Christ I remember now why I quit coming to this shithole.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441162 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:38:49') {

'>>121441153
I gave you a real answer, faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441262 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:46:37'  && image=='bucktooth.jpg') {

'Guess he couldn't stand the heat';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441264 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:46:40') {

'>>121441153
Don't let the door hit you on the way out kek, good riddance'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441290 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:48:29'  && image=='Screenshot_20240417-234710.png') {

'>had to track down a broken amp to try and justify his seething
you're gnashing broe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441372 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:56:05') {

'>>121441290
>brokeboi thinks $500 makes any difference
You're not helping your case.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441592 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:16:01') {

'>I'll just go to reddit for real answers
Ask dumb questions get dumb answers.
If you ask a legit question that isn't a google search away you'll get a legit answer, don't be a faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441595 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:16:18'  && image=='YairiGakki114Large.jpg') {

'Fancy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441635 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:20:13') {

'>>121441595
looks like some cheap bug shit
>YairiGakki114Large.jpg
never mind that's exactly what it is. go get a real acoustic ffs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441961 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:01:41'  && image=='1713248628045199.jpg') {

'the only thing that irks me is it didnt come with the footswitch
luckily theyre on reverb for not much'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441978 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:03:34') {

'>>121439416
Get some Wegovy in your life.'
;

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121441985 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:04:54') {

'I'm gay';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442018 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:07:35') {

'I love this absolute shithole of a general';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442036 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:08:56') {

'What kind of dreadnought acoustic should I buy, Martin or Taylor?
I've been using a made in Japan Yamaha since I was a teenager and I think it's time to finally move on.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442041 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:09:17') {

'>>121442018
i almost like it better like this than when we used to have a bunch of namefags desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442056 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:10:27') {

'>>121442036
Martin if you want to sound like a musician
Taylor if you want to sound like a youtuber'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442057 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:10:31'  && image=='PVB.png') {

'I just want a Vandenberg so bad bros';

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442066 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:11:32') {

'C#dim
Gary played his guitar
A7
At the local coffee shop on Thursday nights
C#dim
The people stood
A7
And watched
Dmaj7
And Gary sang songs they once knew
Em
From another life
Fm7
And he looked through the window
G
At the person walking by
Bm
And wished he was him
C#dim
He played without thinking
A7
At the coffee bar
A
And the sad man at the bar thanked him as he left
Bsus2
Gary wondered why
Bm
He didn't feel anything
Em
These days
F#m
He didn't know why he played
G
Rock and roll
D
But he felt it in
A
The moment
-----tempo shift, much slower, palm mute------
Eb5
Darkness awaits at
A#5
At the edge of the field
A5
Exploding shell
F#5
Stolen mind
Cb5
At the estuary
A5
he sat
Bm
And wished he could sleep'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442072 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:12:44') {

'>>121442036
guild'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442081 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:13:25') {

'>>121442041
might as well be namefags when there's only like 5 different people who post anything'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442117 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:18:10') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442155 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:23:01') {

'>>121442036
Just want to amend my question with a rant, what is with this retarded trend of embedded pickups in every acoustic guitar?
I don't want the manufacturer to cut a fucking hole in my side wood and pre install a pickup that it utterly inferior to an SM57.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442162 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:24:08') {

'>>121442155
but what if you wanted to use the absolutely horrible sounding piezo pickup? what then, huh?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442185 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:27:07') {

'what's the most racist guitar between 3k and 5k? I'm a racist and I want to buy a guitar. My favorite bands are RATM and COldplay';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442216 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:30:43') {

'>>121442081
I made this post'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442217 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:30:44'  && image=='Screenshot (676).png') {

'I have been out of the acoustic guitar market for too long.
What in the god damn is going on here?
What kind of faggot poser buys this shit omg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442267 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:36:03') {

'>>121442155
high quality acoustics use an LR baggs system which is actually a microphone inside of the soundhole'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442275 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:37:10') {

'>>121442185
Gibson ES-335 or a Fender Telecaster.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442316 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:44:21') {

'>>121438453
That looks like an L6, which were actually pretty good guitars, but weren't around for very long.

Now, if you want to know about the WORST Gibson that ever hit the market, watch THIS....

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CAAmhAkt4Ec'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442374 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:53:17') {

'amp is in the fingers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442408 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:59:08') {

'>>121442316
>not wanting a Firebird X
What kinda heckin’ chungus thinks like this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442459 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:04:57') {

'>>121442316
how the fuck are you third worlders posting youtube links missing the embed button?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442500 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:10:53') {

'>favelado has never seen a yt shorts link';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442524 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:14:39') {

'I would post more but the personalities that post constantly are so annoying that I don’t bother';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442550 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:18:31'  && image=='HeadStalk.jpg') {

'post 'em';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442563 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:20:25') {

'>>121442500
>ook! ook! ook! (translates to 'no u' in english)
lol ok that's what i figured'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442685 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:37:24'  && image=='11119_05.jpg') { }

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442693 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:38:17'  && image=='1699386247425286.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442746 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:47:13'  && image=='joey-demaio.jpg') {

'any piccolo bassists here?';

}

if(245 lbs Mountain of a Fag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442748 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:47:17') {

'Top five guitarists of all time
1. Jimi Hendrix of course
2. Robert Quine
3. Marc Ribot
4. John Fahey
5. Sandra Bull'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442760 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:49:17') {

'>>121442748
oh shit, are you mountain's brother or something? he never mentioned any siblings
i guess the list matches your title at least'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442781 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:53:16') {

'>>121442760
You don't know real music.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121442784 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:53:48') {

'It's amazing how much more dead this general is every time I come back.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443024 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:39:24') {

'https://voca.ro/130XMPwDQ0E1';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443032 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:40:55'  && image=='RGBGC.jpg') {

'>>121442748
1a. Richard Gere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443046 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:43:39') {

'>>121442748
The real list:
1. Joe Bonamassa
2. BB King
3. Princess Jasmine
4. Slash
5. Steve Vai'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443077 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:47:49') {

'>>121442748
I used to know lots of dudes like you back in Brooklyn, 2007. Back when we were all getting pine telecasters from Carmine Street Guitars. They were good men, they done got old.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443078 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:47:54') {

'>>121442748
1. Zakk Wild
2. Slash
3. Angus Young
4. Eric Clapton
5. Dimebag Darrell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443117 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:56:38') {

'>>121442748
1. Tyler Larson.
2. Nick Jonas.
3. Lil Wayne
4. DJ Khalid
5. Slash'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443134 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:59:48') {

'is there some sort of unwritten agreement between all the guitar pedal reviewers on YouTube that if it's a video about a Wah pedal, they all play the same fucking jag off pick scratching funk riffs?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443142 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:02:13'  && image=='1711851631120313.png') {

'going to see Steve Vai and Joe Satriani play tonight with my stepdad. He has asked me like literally 3 times in the past to go see them every time they've been in town and I finally said yes to avoid pissing him off. What should I expect? I love Yngwie but I've never listened to these kinds of guys';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443180 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:06:53'  && image=='-uphf1.gif') {

'amp and guitar are irrelevant when you can't SHRED';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443207 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:11:37') {

'>>121443142
They did a G3 together one year. Yngwie blew them off the stage.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443238 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:18:51'  && image=='612pHBJRO3L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg') {

'>>121443134
You're a mindless NPC, they know you're so retarded that you think you can judge the way a wah sounds by watching a GoySlopTube™ video, your job is to provide them with views and their job is to provide just enough of a friend simulation to keep you on the farm long enough to milk you.

Don't get mad at them, you were the one stupid enough to show up to their propeller hat party.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443250 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:21:47') {

'>>121443142
Probably a good show. Get a tshirt or you'll regret it later.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443264 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:23:26') {

'>>121443142
Who's gonna play the bass though?
When I saw Vai he had Billy Sheehan. He does all the tapping and shredding on bass.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443265 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:23:44') {

'>>121443180
Patently false. No one gives a shot about wank except other guitarists. The mass responds to shiny artifice and plastic superficialities.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443290 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:27:52'  && image=='HereItComes.png') {

'What do you have in the mail, bros?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443298 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:29:02') {

'>>121443142
You're gonna want to bring diapers, because you're gonna shit yourself.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443299 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:30:05') {

'>>121443290
A better questions would be who gives a shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443368 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:41:43'  && image=='gibson-es137-classic-burst-2002.jpg') {

'>two fecal references
>one minute apart
Ok boss.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443369 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:42:03'  && image=='2151234123.png') {

'>>121443290
got one of these coming tomorrow. Nothing sounds like this pedal, it sounds like a garbage muffled Spring reverb stuffed into an oil drum. I love it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443394 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:46:32') {

'>>121443369
>le funko soibox
i'm with the other guy who fucking cares'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443537 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:11:59'  && image=='download (1).jpg') {

'https://voca.ro/1iJjtOzmanFk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443572 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:14:40') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443676 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:25:36') {

'>>121438521
you finna get /mu/gg/ed'
;

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443737 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:32:52') {

'Gibson SG firmly in hand, tubes hot and ready, tranny porn loaded on my second monitor, the rest is just a matter of time

https://voca.ro/1nLQsi9ivxVc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443874 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:49:07') {

'>>121443737
Not bad! I can really hear the Robert Quine influence. A little bass could spice these tracks up . I added some for you free of charge.

Keep up the good work

https://vocaroo.com/1o2Xmxmiacpe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443902 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:53:30'  && image=='Performance_Strangelove - The Depeche Mode Experience_1_55_16_PM_05_02_2023.ccbb4aa61bc01bf7e348312e4bbb345f536.png') {

'>>121443874
Kinda sounds like Depeche Mode.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121443973 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)06:02:58') {

'>>121443902
I'm glad you picked up on that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121444019 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)06:08:26'  && image=='1.png') {

'Some of the best erotic guitar music you'll ever hear. Guaranteed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIGF1lReoCk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121444143 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)06:22:17') {

'>>121443290
a longer 1/4" cable, so i don't have to string 2 together through a pedal's bypass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121444154 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)06:23:26') {

'i wonder what sam is doing rn (right now)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121444685 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)07:32:03') {

'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121444758 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)07:43:46'  && image=='IMG_7990.jpg') {

'>search YouTube for pedal demos
>they plug them directly into their PC with no amp or even amp simulation'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445022 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:19:52'  && image=='IMG_7993.jpg') {

'>everyone says Tokai guitars are great, even /gg/
>go to music store and buy a tokai les Paul copy
>find out later that the Australian distributor for tokai had copies made in china without Tokai japans permission

Don’t get me wrong it’s a good guitar but it feels disappointing that I now basically have a fake tokai'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445516 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:22:42') {

'>>121440887
The best part is he will only ever use Crunch and OD1 on it. Literally could have got a used DSL or JCM900 and came out a winner. JVMs are awful sounding and that's why you see people can't get rid of them fast enough'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445525 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:26:02') {

'>>121444685
big yep on this right here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445587 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:34:49') {

'>>121439384
Girls just wanna have fun'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445634 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:41:51') {

'>>121442748
1.Kerry King
2.Kerry King
3.Kerry King
4.Kerry King
5.Kerry King'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445643 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:43:25') {

'>>121443290
Pounds on pounds of weed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445653 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:45:04') {

'>>121445022
Could be worse, you could’ve bought an indonesian Jackson'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445718 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:53:37'  && image=='IMG_7996.jpg') {

':3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445832 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:06:52') {

'>>121445516
>and came out a winner
troons who got raped twice and shat out cum can't be winners by definition anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121445876 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:11:22'  && image=='IMG_20240116_112902300.jpg') {

'made this demo. all jazzmaster and a drum plugin in my DAW
https://voca.ro/1cBFsr55gL2a'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446084 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:35:22') {

'>>121445718
Whoa is that the PRS t-type whoaaaaaa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446311 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:01:06') {

'What guitar is best made for dsbm under 600? I want to be the new “thy light”??';

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446349 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:05:37'  && image=='1685893198204263.png') {

'>>121445876
https://voca.ro/1iaRGDK4HA7o
fun to noodle over, chords give some melodic direction.
Good lord you need to put a limiter on your pre-master channel though, the track's peaking the whole time'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446387 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:09:22'  && image=='1685295160213964.png') {

'gimme someone /gg/ related to draw, i'm in the mood';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446401 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:10:33') {

'>>121445876
https://youtu.be/ycEW9bBE7tY?si=EG77TagKxfnKXOv_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446539 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:25:22'  && image=='5b1ad9b70c11b.image.jpg') {

'>>121446387
How about Trogly, but make his kid black'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446575 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:29:05'  && image=='1693285141793424.png') {

'>>121446539
jesus, anon....
alright, gimme a bit'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446836 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:00:13'  && image=='1684308106649740.png') {

'>>121446539
came out more like a burn victim than black but hey, i dont know what im doing anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446847 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:01:31'  && image=='20210615_104647-1.jpg') {

'Superior build? Must be a Guild™';

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446867 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:02:22'  && image=='1709360841509201.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121446880 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:03:23') {

'>>121446836
Lol good attempt anyways'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121447518 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:13:19') {

'whats a good site to share the band rehearsal recordings privately or semi-privately with band members so we can all hear them back? google drive is the best we got for now';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121447583 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:19:39') {

'Guide me on how to start recording guitar with a DAW like I'm a clueless retard (I am a retard)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121447609 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:22:50') {

'>>121447583
Get a guitar cable and a Focusrite 2i2

If you want to record your amp speaker you have to get a microphone and an XLR. It all plugs into the Focusrite

Then download reaper and use the free trial indefinitely. Also download asio4all so your interface will work

Then look up tutorials on how to record with reaper'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121447634 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:24:27') {

'I just learned that there is a difference between a speaker cable and an instrument cable, but I'm not sure if I understand it correctly
Speaker cables are only used from a head to a cabinet, right? So if I use a combo, instead of a two-part amp, all my cables should be instrument cables, including the ones between the pedals?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121447828 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:38:37') {

'>>121447634
Yes speaker cable is only to connect tube head to cabinet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121447939 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:46:48') {

'>>121447634
theres also a difference between a guitar cable and a bass cable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121447959 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:48:27') {

'only a disasterbuilt strandberg is good enough';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121447978 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:49:38'  && image=='Screenshot_20240418-124842.png') {

'>>121447609
>reaper
stop with this meme DAW, its awful and is only shilled by people that dont even fucking use it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448009 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:52:27') {

'>>121447634
Check out audio university on youtube, they explain balanced vs unbalanced audio

There can be microphones that use a jack identical to a guitar but still are balanced and therefore wont work at all on a guitar amp,which expects an unbalanced signal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448082 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:58:10') {

'>>121447978
Reaper has the least input lag for any DAW I have ever used, you are just a massive fucking faggot who doesnt know how DAWs work'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448113 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:00:19'  && image=='1616072964970.png') {

'>>121448082
>reaper
>input lag
>amp sims
You renting your guitar too?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448415 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:28:04') {

'Is there a significant difference between mexican and american strats?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448439 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:31:10'  && image=='BannerShowingLogo_3gloves_tanwhitegtr_DonTobias.png') {

'anybody else use these? I love them. Helps a lot with endurance.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448502 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:37:55') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448660 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:51:44') {

'>>121448502
Fingers don't get callused'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448732 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:58:49') {

'>>121448660
And how does that help with endurance?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448752 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:01:08') {

'>>121448732
>>121448439
maybe if i was tracking bass or something like that but thats a big yikes if youre using it for guitar and arent really old or something'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448831 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:08:36') {

'>>121445718

Gg hates cort'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448834 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:08:47') {

'>>121448752
How is that a big yikes? Maybe i don't want my fingers cut up you masochistic faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448847 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:10:04'  && image=='1713422731997878.webm') {

'>>121438453

Reminder: gg is a do/gg/o only board. Don't let the resident schizo tell you otherwise'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448949 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:18:24'  && image=='IMG_6502.jpg') {

'I’m trying my hardest not to buy a Telecaster. I had one years ago and sold it off and miss the Tele sound. I want either sunburst or white.
I might be buying a Yamaha Revstar locally because it’s a killer deal and everything I’ve read about Revstars has been overwhelmingly positive.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121448955 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:18:53') {

'>>121447978
good enough for Worrall good enough for me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449141 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:33:43') {

'>>121448113
awww is the pro tools baby feeling threatened? JK your POS chromebook could never run it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449165 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:35:20') {

'>>121448949
>I might be buying a Yamaha Revstar
P90 or HB version?
I would go for the Revstar. You've got a couple Fenders already, frm your pic.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449245 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:41:46') {

'Im curious to see what the anti DAW fag records on, bet its some POS 8 track from Tascam or some Brazilian tier shit. explains why he never posts anything, monkey cant get retard chords onto his 2nd hand chromebook';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449247 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:41:52'  && image=='images (19)~2.jpg') {

'>>121448834
the pain goes away with experience, its part of the ritual of learning
no shortcuts no excuses'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449318 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:47:18') {

'OH NO NO NO NO NO
KIRK BROS IS THIS REALLY THE BEST HE COULD DO?
https://youtu.be/8TYhxQNrWQI?si=_0BLln-DoLCygFaE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449397 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:52:31') {

'>>121449165
P90 but it’s the old model solid body Revstar and not the newer Revstar IIs, not that much of a difference between the two but $500 a 30 minute drive away for a guitar I’ve been interested in for a few years now seems like a good gamble.

I like single coil Fenders a lot. I’ve got two Strats currently (AM Pro II and an old MIM I’ve had for nearly 20 years) and over the years I’ve had and sold another HSS Strat, a Tele, and a MIJ Jazzmaster. I’ve never really liked Les Pauls but the Revstar seems like a decent alternative to one that I might be able to get on with.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449637 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:11:47') {

'What is the minimum I can spend these days to get an actually /good/ guitar?
I haven't bought a guitar since 2012 and one thing I noticed while shopping is $1,000 doesn't get you a good guitar anymore.
I was shocked to see an Ephiphone selling for $1,300.
Is $2,500 the new $1,000?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449647 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:13:00') {

'>>121449637
1500 used, 2500 new'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449662 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:13:59') {

'>>121449318
i'm not going to listen to it. 500 years of metallica is enough.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449680 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:14:50'  && image=='a.webm') {

'>>121449647
>1500 used'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449721 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:17:32') {

'>>121449318
>>121449662
Uhm guys, I think this is really good. What does that mean? We are still friends right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121449722 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:17:36') {

'>>121449680
if you are a broke fuck, your best bet is to watch reverb for a used Kiesel, they dont hold value very well but play amazingly.

If you are 3rd world, get a PRS SE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450277 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:58:45'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-18 at 4.53.27 PM.png') {

'my youtube continues to be plagued by social media guitarists. i hate them more each day.
so, what are some gay things that you see guitarists doing that they should be executed for?
>using right angled cables (it's okay for patch cable though)
>marking amp/pedal settings like a nerd
>owning/using more than 2 guitars
>using boutique gear of any kind
>bragging about their low action (their shit is buzzy and weak)
>jazz iii picks (aka reddit: the pick)
>owning a prs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450338 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:02:44') {

'>>121450277

Complaining about social media guitarists on a Cambodian table tennis board.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450344 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:03:22'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-18 at 5.02.02 PM.png') {

'>>121450277
>yfw you move to nashville like a retard to be a studio guitarist for overproduced commercial businessman music and you fail at it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450543 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:14:57') {

'>>121450277
we get it, you're poor'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450701 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:24:54') {

'>>121450277
I get the same with harmonica shit now. There's one guy who puts his ugly basedface in the thumbnails with a creepy smile, it ticks me off. So I just tell youtube not to recommend that stuff.

There's luckily quite a few guys that have quality content. Jason Ricci, Gussow, Juzzie Smith, unfortunately JP Allen stopped making videos but he got me into it, the madlad decided to survive a 60 foot drop. So he's playing a little less.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450715 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:25:55') {

'>>121450277
>Nashville
>tele doesn’t have a Strat middle pickup
NGMI'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450734 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:27:22'  && image=='1713290171967757.gif') {

'>>121450277
>owning/using more than 2 guitars

Wait the resident schizo doesn't own a second guitar? The guy that calls everyone poor? Huh?! This can't be real.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450739 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:28:23') {

'>>121449637
See I don't get what the fuck a /good/ guitar is meant to be. If you go by what gets posted in /gg/ most people seem happy with asian les paul copies. That's not gonna set you back $1000. I've had a mexican strat, a gibson lp studio and I have to say the best built guitar I've had was a godin session custom 59. That's built in canada. I got it new 5 years ago for less than $1000, reliable brand. But it's not ibanez or some other shit so I don't know what you're after.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450820 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:35:30') {

'what do i do with the 7th string when im playing regular chords, should i try to add it into the chord or just pretend its not there';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450917 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:41:50') {

'>>121450820

Learn how chords are constructed. Even on six strings you have to omit certain strings that aren't part of a chord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121450922 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:42:10') {

'>>121450820
>7th string
>regular chords
Hahahahaha'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451220 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:02:27') {

'which has harder tension on the guitar, a 10-52 or a 11-47 set?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451236 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:03:43') {

'>>121451220
dont know dont care'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451239 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:03:44') {

'favorite finish for the back of the neck?
>gloss
>satin
>oil/wax
i can play on any of them with no real problem. my absolute favorite is the gunstock wax and tru oil combo, which is an absolute dream to play. never grippy, accumulates mojo. but satin's nearly as good. i see some people say they PREFER gloss and that makes 0 sense to me, i just can't imagine how that would be preferable unless you're wearing a glove'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451278 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:06:04') {

'>>121450739
A guitar that will last the rest of my life without developing significant issues.
Has excellent tuning and intonation stability.
Built with top shelf cuts of wood.
High quality pickups.
Non retarded wiring.

The affordable guitars coming out of China and Indonesia have none of the above.
Mexican Fenders are an exception since the factory is in Baja California and master luthiers from USA work there.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451330 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:10:00') {

'How many of you pathetic faggots actually play your instruments? Matter of fact, how many of you even own a single guitar or know how to play one?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451353 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:11:30'  && image=='u51I4HL.jpg') {

'Is tone in the amp or the body?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451354 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:11:34') {

'>>121451239
not sure really. i haven't played enough guitars to care. my guitars are all nitro finish with a glossy neck. nitro can get a little sticky sometimes.
i don't really grip the neck all that much. i think only a little bit of my thumb touches it usually.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451360 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:12:08') {

'>>121451330
Almost daily, for an hour minimum'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451400 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:15:13') {

'>>121442217
Arbitrage opportunity.
>Buy standard Martin Acoustic
>Drag your balls over it
>Fart on it
>Take a shit on it
>Clean the shit off
>Sell it as a legendary street guitar for 2x the price'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451402 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:15:25') {

'>>121451353
It's in the flamed maple top'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451449 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:18:51') {

'>>121451353
Amp for the type of sound you want and speaker for actual tone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451518 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:23:25') {

'>>121451353

There alot of factors that affect tone.

On electric solid body guitars the body has very marginal affect on the tone, some claim miniscule to none, and on traditional acoustic the body is the amplifier.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451529 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:23:56') {

'>>121451353
it all sounds the same. all you need is an eq pedal. remember?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451636 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:30:06') {

'>>121451518
I'd say for electric you really just need to decide what type of pickups and the output of them otherwise it's just personal preference'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451706 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:34:18') {

'>>121451400

>Wow look at the relicd top and the brand new shiny headstock and impeccable back and sides

The top is also satin. Not entirely sure who the target audience is, maybe boomers that fantasized about being street musicians and are too old to wait for their d28 to age naturally.

I guess this are the same people that post endlessly about poor people trying to justify their 2000 dollar Gibson and how they are unique snowflakes just like every other Gibson snowflake.

https://youtu.be/irqzjhwQW7I'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451747 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:36:55') {

'>>121451636

Kinda there's also laws of physics. Scale length and gauge affect tone as well. There's social media guitar scientists who say gauge won't matter tonaly but go talk to bassists.

https://youtu.be/tB737s4qNAk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121451979 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:51:30') {

'>>121451747
I can see gauge having an effect, especially larger differences having at least some effect. Material has an effect on strings like those coated color strings which just sound awful.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452018 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:55:31') {

'thinking about sam again..';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452065 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:58:36'  && image=='IMG_8001.png') {

'This is from a video that was made in 1984, that had to be an original burst right? Gibson didn’t make reissue standards with such fancy tops until like 1986.
Unless it’s not even a Gibson but some MIJ shitplank'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452082 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:59:30') {

'>>121452065
looks like a condor to me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452109 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:01:22'  && image=='15371886840559.jpg') {

'>>121452018
and i gave him advice on how to repair his motorcycle.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452141 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:03:19') {

'>>121452065
That's a 1980 Gibson Les Paul Heritage'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452146 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:04:02') {

'>>121452065
Hondo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452287 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:14:00'  && image=='IMG_20240419_081410_966.jpg') {

'430 usd bros
Shall I'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452368 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:20:28') {

'>>121452287
nah, 350 max, i'd try 300 first, cause why not?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452426 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:25:35') {

'>>121452287
is that incl shipping?
>>121452368
i'd start around here, be tactful, but more often than not, people will budge if you're cool about it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452521 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:33:35') {

'>>121452287
>hasnt sold in 4 months at that price.

Somethings up, my bet is it's a scam'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452542 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:35:50') {

'>>121449397
It’s been two days and the Revstar guy hasn’t responded to my email so I’m losing hope. I might not end up getting it. It’s hard finding guitars locally that aren’t cheapo Squires or metal guitars and I was so excited to actually find a Revstar so close but it might already be sold. I might just end up prowling Reverb for good prices on American Teles. I love the Tele sound but I hate all the bright flashy colors that a lot of Fenders have and that narrows down a lot of available Teles quite a bit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452578 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:38:57') {

'>>121452426
There would be no shipping. Its a university marketplace. I would meet the person there.

>>121452521
It's a small university, I don't think people here particularly care for guitars.

>>121452368
I think I'll chop 20 bucks off his price and offer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452607 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:41:34') {

'>>121452578

If you had it up for a couple of months, he might be anxious to unload it, i would go into 300 territory.,'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452623 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:43:14') {

'>>121452607
Id over him the best head of his life if it were a Gibson'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452662 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:48:23') {

'>>121452578
>not selling for months
>only chop 20 bucks
you probably look like a twink, explains why you are so afraid to haggle with that seller in real life'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452681 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:50:51') {

'>>121452607
Good point....

>>121452662
Thank you I do am extremely twinkish and hot'
;

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452693 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:53:08') {

'Once your gone...
You can't come back...
When your out of the blue
And into the black...
-----------
Am
Because who plays guitar
Bm
for the man who gave us Soulfull Song in F
Amaj7
And who cheers up the clown on his worst day
Bsus2
When the clown was trusted to hold that responsibility
A7
When he has nothing left to grasp
D7
To breathe
Dmaj7
To eat
Em
That is when they must do it for him
Gmaj7
After all he has done for us...

- For the Kin/gg/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452701 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:53:45'  && image=='1474499042237.gif') {

'>>121452681
>Thank you I do am extremely twinkish and hot
hell why didn't you say so? offer him 100 and a half hour to pull up to the bumper'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452751 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:59:31') {

'>>121446867
We document more Gibsons, cockbreaker.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452862 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:08:54'  && image=='MK_guitars_lespaul1_liveaid.jpg') {

'>>121452065
no, its a reissue. mark knopfler's 'money for nothing' standard is from the same era'
;

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452886 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:11:31') {

'I am a faggot';

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452898 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:12:48') {

'See what I mean?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452918 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:14:36') {

'>>121452898
we always knew you were a faggot bro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452940 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:16:46') {

'>>121452693
Thanks for the free song'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121452962 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:18:33'  && image=='IMG_20240416_065442.jpg') {

'>>121452693
Thanks for this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453098 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:29:08'  && image=='pepetele.png') {

'>>121452542
i love my tele so much'
;

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453100 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:29:11') {

'>>121452940
>>121452962
You're welcome, wrote it today while washing dishes at my job'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453195 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:37:37') {

'>>121450277
>>jazz iii picks (aka reddit: the pick)
yo fuck you these are amazing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453270 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:44:38'  && image=='pepetele and his adoring fans.png') {

'>>121453098
fixedartwp'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453306 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:47:22') {

'>>121442217
>>121451400
>>121451706
lol i like how no one cared so you just started talking to yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453464 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:59:39'  && image=='Screenshot_20240418-175728.png') {

'>>121438453

I might actually get one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453529 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)21:04:17') {

'>>121453464
Trogly will probably get one of these to try. His first vintage guitar was a 79 Strat in that color'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453539 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)21:05:09') {

'>>121453529

I'm eyeing that bass vi, ya feel me?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453555 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)21:06:18'  && image=='proxy-image.jpg') {

'>>121453195
tiny baby hands'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121453608 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)21:11:23') {

'>>121453555
How did you get this picture of me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454347 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:10:43'  && image=='NPD.jpg') {

'NPD (New Pedal Day)
You havent been in tune until you've tuned with this. Jimi Hendrix. Pink Floyd. The Who. Neil Young. They all use these'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454436 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:18:03'  && image=='o_1gvma8frg15ah1q8a1rf3h246k71t.gif') {

'>>121454347
i prefer my tu-3 and anyone who wants to be in my band has to also use a tu-3. don't like it? then you can't be in my band.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454493 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:23:03'  && image=='Screenshot (678).png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454558 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:28:33') {

'>>121453464
>Squier
goddamnit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454567 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:29:16') {

'>>121454436
I wouldn't be caught dead with a non waza craft TU-3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454671 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:36:50') {

'>>121454567
more like it waza piece of shit lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454778 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:45:42') {

'which of these are our gguys?
https://youtu.be/EhaLhHIrYCA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454800 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:47:28') {

'Is there seriously any reason to buy a Fender when you can buy a Japanese copy for hundreds of dollars less?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121454904 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:56:44'  && image=='TelecasterHBII.png') {

'>>121454800
a MIJ Fender'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455203 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:26:24'  && image=='1662440161_21-titis-org-p-hopeless-sofrantic-erotika-instagram-37.jpg') {

'>>121454800
idk. do they sell those jap copies locally? i can buy a good fender in any music shop anywhere in the country.
fenders are an american guitar. designed by americans, built by americans, played by americans.
beaner fenders, jap fenders, chink fenders, and fender copies of any kind are not the real thing.
just give me a cigarette, my zippo, and my telecaster (and some titties too)'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455322 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:36:21') {

'>>121447828
the idea is that a speaker cable will be a higher gauge and if you are using an instrument cable to connect some high powered amp to your cab, you could send too much power through it and fry the cable, maybe damage something else.
In practice though, i've seen dozens of cases where people do it with no issues for hours at a time. I'd still use a speaker cable though, just in case'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455357 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:38:53') {

'>>121455322
instrument cable has capacitance

stick to shilling pink shitplanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455405 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:45:05') {

'>>121455322
even sam understands this better than you. how embarrassing'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455428 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:47:17'  && image=='1705588609542243.png') {

'>>121451220
guessing at the exact sets you're talking about but here y'go'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455440 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:48:44'  && image=='1685844334638603.png') {

'>>121451353
Tone is in the balls, we've been through this'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455470 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:52:40') {

'>>121453464
heh, fecal-burst is back again bois'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455497 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:55:16'  && image=='1709936315051322.png') {

'>>121455357
>>121455405
please forgive me, i'm a drummer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455502 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:55:18') {

'>>121454800
If it says fender on the headstock ur good. Fender wouldn't put their name on it if it was bad, they'd call it a Squier.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455513 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:56:10'  && image=='SeanYoungCatw.jpg') {

'If you could punish one guitar brand, which would it be, and why?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455517 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:57:01') {

'>>121443874
The bass really ties the rest of the nonsense together, neat.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455548 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:00:16'  && image=='EpiTree.jpg') {

'>>121455513
Gibson, for what they did to Epiphone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455552 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:00:36'  && image=='7bOgE8jT_400x400.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455572 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:02:20') {

'>>121454347
I don't know how people do intonation without a strobe tuner.
They're cheap now, there's no excuse to be using anything else.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455627 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:06:03') {

'>>121455572
I use a pitch pipe. Works pretty well once you know what you're doing.'
;

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121455743 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:15:59'  && image=='1699179001196058.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121456442 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:18:55') {

'>>121455743
very chungus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121456525 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:26:38'  && image=='RAT-2-1270171017.jpg') {

'Is there anything wrong with going for the original RAT?
There are a lot of clones out there that seem to be more popular.
Can one really improve upon perfection?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121456682 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:44:27'  && image=='1595714809327.png') {

'okay, anon reporting in with my review of how the Vai/Satriani show went tonight

>Vai plays first with his band
>pretty cool riffs/melodies
>sound is dogshit though
>can't hear the bassist, the rhythm guitarist, or the keyboard player at all
>everything sounds compressed
>every song they play sounds the same
>crowd consists literally 95% of people with grey hair, mostly older couples dressed in funeral home clothes
>half the audience doesn't clap or cheer at the end of each song

>Satriani comes up and does an hour with his own band
>the material is garbage
>EVERY song sounds like the SAME SONG
>spends the majority of the time doing dive bombs on his whammy bar and noodling around on the 12th-17th fret, rarely venturing outside of that
>sound is somehow worse
>everything sounds extremely compressed again, like really really badly compressed. I CANT hear the other instruments

>show lasts for 2-1/2 hours
>Vai comes back out and the two of them literally play a cover of You Really Got Me and Enter Sandman
>show ends

I am never getting roped into going to see another concert with my stepdad again. Fuck that was awful.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457511 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:18:12') {

'>>121456682
was there no eric johnson???'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457586 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:29:53'  && image=='untitled.png') {

'Anon's, I come in peace. After much though and deliberation, I have reached the plateau. No longer am I bound by the curse of more than 1 guitar and other useless equipment. No longer do I laugh upon either the rich or poor and their retarded purchase decisions. No longer do I feel the monstrous weight of never amounting to anything musically, the pressure of it all. Never again will I take part in the common rabblery that so many fall victim to. For I have found the instrument for me, and wholly for me. I can only wish upon ye a fraction of the fulfillment that I feel now in this moment.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457591 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:31:03') {

'I want a rosewood Telecaster like George Harrison’s so bad but don’t want to pay the $4000 they run for. They look so cool. I don’t care about George Harrison but that Tele is just next level cool.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457620 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:35:59') {

'>>121457591
get an american standard. they go for $1800. theres some decent colors in the lineup'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457684 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:47:44') {

'>>121450277
>jazz iii picks (aka reddit: the pick)
based homosexual'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457710 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:51:21') {

'>>121456525
nah the original is based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457891 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:18:33') {

'>>121456682
>sound is dogshit though
Man, this ruins so many good shows.
I remember I saw Queens of the Stone age at the Wiltern in Los Angeles once. John fucking Garcia came out and sang Thumb.
This should have been a completely epic moment except it sucked ass because they were just way too fucking loud and you couldn't hear shit. Left the show with a massive headache. Way too goddamn loud so all the instruments just kinda bled into each other. Horrible.
QOTSA at the Greek Theatre the year before was incredible - awesome sound.
Bad sound really fucking kills a show and it's unfortunately really common.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457895 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:19:59') {

'>>121454347
>Jimi Hendrix.
That's not a good endorsement because if you listen to his live shit he's constantly way out of tune.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457915 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:23:35') {

'>>121441978
Don't do this unless you want permanent gastroparesis.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457931 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:25:10') {

'>>121442185
>I'm a racist
>RATM
Wow. A racist communist. How unusual.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457950 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:27:00') {

'>>121444758
Well, yes, that is the best way to demonstrate the pure sound of the pedal. It's also John Mayer-approved.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457968 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:28:57') {

'>>121449637
>buy cheap shitplank
>replace pickups
>do a proper setup on it
There. It's a good guitar now.
Really.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121457979 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:30:24'  && image=='1713515416455.jpg') {

'>upgrade';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121458799 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:20:11'  && image=='1682859281538978.jpg') {

'Lead poisoning is Gods gift to Rock 'n' Roll';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121459046 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:59:34') {

'new demo what do you think

https://voca.ro/1odNGCN8rVk5'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121459164 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:13:34') {

'>>121443902
They look like cenobites'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121459204 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:17:43'  && image=='1711841147406889.png') {

'I wish Clapton would play a show in Japan and call me onstage to play with me
I would tell him I'm noy vaxxed and he would be like you're smart kid

Anyway here's us playing the solo of I shot the sheriff

https://voca.ro/18U99ecBWoCU'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121459280 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:29:08') {

'is it ok to play a gig with a $200 bass or am I gonna get shit on';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121459329 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:37:01') {

'>>121459280
The sexy bitch from Krangbang plays a $100 bass professionally all over the world. No one will care.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121459806 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:45:31') {

'>>121459280
If you can get some sick sounds out of it people won't care, heck some might even be impressed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121460493 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:01:27') {

'>>121457620
They don’t have anything like a rosewood body Telecaster.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461180 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:26:38') {

'I want to buy a tremolo pedal but I can't decide if I like the Earthquaker Hummingbird or if I should just stick to something more simple like the Boss TR-2. I like how spastic the Hummingbird can get but I get the impression it doesn't do the more classic trem tones as well.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461306 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:42:03') {

'I'm trying to buy a cheap bass combo
I was looking at the Cort CM20B and I'm wondering, it has no drive/gain knob, but could you achieve some regular distortion with the volume level? I'm also buying Cort B5 element bass, that has a preamp, so maybe I could get it distorted there?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461447 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:02:44') {

'I have 30k in liquid savings 40k net worth with my car.

Can i justify buying a 2k guitar or still too poor?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461505 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:11:34') {

'>>121457620
>paying 1800
i got mine for 1k. could probably find one for less if you're patient
>>121457591
if you're desperate for an all-fender rosewood guit, that's the price of admission. however, it looks like there are other companies making rosewood bodies (check reverb, or japanese sellers on ebay). so you might be able to find a body for cheaper and shove a fender neck on it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461528 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:14:12') {

'>>121456682
>stepdad
lmao. Poor dude, imagine being married to your ugly fat mom and having you for a faggot step son. people have killed themselves for less'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461538 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:15:48') {

'>>121461447
still too poor'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461696 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:33:00') {

'So i just went out of my comfort zone to the guitar shop to try a strat out only to realize comfort zone is there for a reason, and a good one for that.
I come in and ask for american performer strat since thats the guitar im most interested in. I start playing to figure out the playability, changing barre chords in pretty fast tempo, staying in time. Suddenly, the boss comes up to me and says, why are you interested in that guitar, youre a complete beginner, why dont you try out this mx strat and squire. I havent played for 5 years but i didnt even have time to explain to him that nor did he care. So i try mx strat and the action is way too high and the neck is way too thick so its hard to play. On the squire i had too much friction on the fingerboard so it was hard to play also. So my questions are:
1)Why was that guy such an asshole?
2) why does mx fender have such high action and thick neck?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461738 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:37:55') {

'>>121461696
>but i didnt even have time to explain to him that nor did he care.
What... you should just been a little more assertive. Or maybe practice a little before buying high end gear.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461744 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:38:26'  && image=='1463478762745.jpg') {

'Is my bass action really supposed to be around 2.5mm on the 12th fret? My shit is at like 4 or 5mm';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461759 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:39:31') {

'>>121461696
>1)Why was that guy such an asshole?
he wasnt, he was trying to help you

>2) why does mx fender have such high action and thick neck?
because it was made by drug addicts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461789 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:42:25') {

'>>121461744
it should be low enough to not buzz, and then fine tuned to your preference from there. playing the action too high is going to make your intonation sound like shit, and you're just having to death grip the neck like everyone who posts here beats off'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121461910 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:55:45') {

'>>121461538
What point is it ok?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462120 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:13:12') {

'>>121461759
But american strat was much easier to play, and i would have much more fun and better progress playing with it. So why would he care that i buy squier instead?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462162 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:16:15'  && image=='ze.jpg') {

'talk me out of buying a zemaitis';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462235 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:21:45') {

'>>121461910
make 2k a week, own a house, and have no debt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462267 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:24:11') {

'>>121462162
it's too pretty, and you would be scared to play it after you get your first scuff on it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462280 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:25:05') {

'>>121462120
Well why didn't you ask him?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462294 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:25:46'  && image=='miku.jpg') {

'>>121462267
yeah but i can larp as a japanese maid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462295 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:25:47') {

'>>121461882
post a pic of it and not your tranime avatar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462398 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:34:48') {

'>>121462120
look, they were wrong recommending a cheap guitar. But their heart was in the right place

imagine you run a guitar shop and a special needs man, wearing tattered and piss smelling clothes, comes into your shop and grabs a $1500 guitar and starts strumming retard chords. You notice he is having trouble holding the instrument, and you know if he drops it you will have to take his social security check for that month. I would have kicked you out personally'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462417 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:36:15') {

'>>121461882
>buying a chink SBC loaded with VSTs and Impuse Responses for a premium
could have just bought a mini computer and ran reaper dawg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462581 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:52:49') {

'>>121462398
Thanks for the chuckle but i have a job, so no special needs or social security checks for me. And i had pretty nice brand new hoodie on. So its 0/3 for you but overall D for effort'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462630 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:57:23') {

'>>121462581
>didnt deny the retard chords
nailed it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462677 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:02:03') {

'>>121462630
Idk if barre chords are retard chords. I think i even played the hendrix chords with the thumb on low e string'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462714 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:05:57') {

'>>121462677
depends, did the barre chords have any extensions or was it just Maj/MIn? Playing the Hendrix chord out of context isnt helping your case bud'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462768 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:10:46') {

'https://youtu.be/DkKNk0AtLk0?si=Y7dAjvgUczYq3Nn_';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462824 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:14:14'  && image=='123142444132525436475867.jpg') {

'I saw this pic of a LP mod and im doing this. Creme on a Custom with amber poti knobs is beyond sick.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462832 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:15:04') {

'sam u there?';

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462848 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:16:34') {

'>>121462832
never left'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462863 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:17:47') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462887 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:19:20') {

'>>121462848
prove that u r him'
;

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121462927 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:22:51'  && image=='4-19-24-xiaomi_macaco.png') {

'>>121462887
my breakfast'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463055 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:35:03') {

'https://youtu.be/VeIRNfHgarM
bye bye everyone. ending my career here with a post that isn't total nonsense for once'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463069 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:36:33') {

'How do I use emojis?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463106 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:40:18') {

'>it's really him';

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463153 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:44:06') {

'See what I mean?';

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463200 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:48:00') {

'Wait a second... Uh oh...';

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463217 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:49:18') {

'>>121462824
Is that a carbon fiber bridge on there?'
;

}

if(Gary Greaser && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463263 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:53:45') {

'>using a DAW and being tracked be Chinese backdoors in the software stealing your hot licks
>could have been recording directly to vocaros with your phone this whole time
You hate to see it'
;

}

if(EAT BI/GG/ PLAY BI/GG/ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463287 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:55:52') {

'simple as';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463346 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:01:17') {

'>>121463263
>he didnt block his DAW in the firewall
shiggy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463360 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:02:45') {

'>>121462848
>5'10
>mountain'
;

}

if(EAT BI/GG/ PLAY BI/GG/ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463416 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:08:03') {

'>>121463360
Wanna say that again Bi/gg/ Haas? I've tangled with wild boar bigger than you, cowboy...'
;

}

if(5'10 245lbs Mountain of a Man && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121463501 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:14:20') {

'>Squeeze my "lemon" till the "juice" runs down my leg
Absolutely disgusting lyrics by Robert Johnson...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121464449 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:15:12') {

'why didnt you tell me there is a new thread
that aint fair'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121464862 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:42:58') {

'Hey guys I'm looking for recommendations for a twangy guitar with lots of high end. I already have an ES-335 that has a very hot tone, but I want something to contrast with that. I'm leaning towards a single coil strat because that's all I know. What are some other good options I may be overlooking?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121464879 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:43:41') {

'>>121464862
tele?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121464926 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:47:00') {

'>>121464879
I guess I should have mentioned I also want some kind of tremelo system, since my 335 bridge is fixed and I don't want to install a bigsby. Just looking for something that will absolutely cut through any mix and has a tremelo, the more offensive the tone the better.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121465310 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:10:44'  && image=='1702136791279118.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121465400 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:15:55') {

'>Chan GPT can't start new threads
lol what a shame'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121465409 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:16:37') {

'>>121438453
FINALLY GOT ME A BIG MUFF PI'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121465774 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:40:57') { }

}
}