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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 121580898;
String image = '1714143900609599.jpg';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)11:05:00';
String comment = '>he listens to metal
>STILL doesn't get why he has no sex';

}

public void comments() {

if(. && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121581011 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:15:03') {

'.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121581031 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:17:08' && image=='1714077932550348.jpg') {

'>>121580898
SHUT UP STRUMPET';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121581139 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:26:43' && image=='1684788536442721.jpg') {

'I listen to metal and I have sex I don't know why you keep posting this shitty bait.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121581158 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:29:05') {

'>>121581139
How do you do it?
t. virgin Bathory fan';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121583831 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:20:36') {

'>Listen to metal
>score a sweet goth gf
>???
>profit';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121583882 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:23:38') {

'>>121580898
>he thinks he's a woman';

}

if(Egas && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121583927 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:26:32') {

'>STILL doesn't get why he has no sex
Oh cool, so on top of being the second worst /mu/ regular already, Sailor Troon's also an ESL';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121584031 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:35:53' && image=='1680711323067165.jpg') {

'>>121580898
>show my fat nieces my guitar collection and play them a few songs
>they're all visually unimpressed
>all 4 of them date black guys

I'm definitely the lame faggy uncle.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121584349 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:57:02') {

'>>121580898
I’m a man though';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121585055 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:46:52') {

'>>121580898
Have you ever had sex? Feel like the answer is probably a no. Maybe time to stop being so picky lol. >>121581011';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121586757 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:38:47') {

'Diapershitters - assblasted.
Keep on winning, anime sexhavers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121586775 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:40:13') {

'>>121586757
>anime sexhavers
Two things that never go together.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121586791 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:41:53') {

'>>121586757
>>121586775
It's delusional coping like with the heckin epic girl laughing at le long song thread is. "WHY AREN'T YOU THINKING ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME THE WAY I AM!?!?!" The Incel screams.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121586919 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:51:06') {

'>>121586775
/qa/ lost';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121587385 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:23:41' && image=='275413949_152750153813967_7996502698255401804_n.jpg') {

'enter
the face of metal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121587447 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:29:38') {

'>>121586791
>le
fag alert';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121587508 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:34:58') {

'>>121587385
The face of a homeless heroin victim';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121587780 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:02:32' && image=='1701951224039934.jpg') {

'>>121580898
>>121586775
I watch anime, listen to denpa music, and I have sex.
Metal is for edgy teens.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121587838 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:07:50') {

'>>121587780
Having sex isn't an accomplishment for people who aren't physically repulsive. If you brag about it like it is an accomplishment, well...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121589034 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:42:53') {

'>>121584031
>fat
checks out';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121589084 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:46:19') {

'>>121587838
women tell me im attractive but wont have sex with me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121589383 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:08:14' && image=='download.jpg') {

'>>121580898
Industrial metal counts? I get a lot of pussy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121589449 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:13:16') {

'>>121589383
industrial anything exists to enable bumping uglies after a sweaty night on the dance floor';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121590407 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:37:51') {

'>>121589449
Nowadays most are pretty hot m8';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121591980 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:48:57') {

'>>121587780
I kinda doubt it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121591998 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:49:58') {

'>>121587447
Unable to discern tone alert';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121593363 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:02:43' && image=='65fbe921919bf6fd4282c14d76a8417e.jpg') {

'>>121587780
>I have sex
With children, I assume.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121593390 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:05:25') {

'>>121593363
Safer to assume he's just lying.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121593442 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:13:23') {

'>listen to metal
>be brown
>can't bag a goth girl because I'm not white with tats';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121593627 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:31:39') {

'>>121587780
>>121593363
Denpa music, like loli hentai, is meant as an outlet for pedophilic desires so that you don't actually have sex with children.';

}

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