'>>121585122
>retarded goonershit image of woman who would never actually sleep with me "cringing" number 1356273839
>the "hot take" could be dumbed down to me having a low iq
>"Geee,I should really post this! It will get me the attention I desperately crave!"

If you had literallyever gotten laid or had anything meaningful in your life this would not even have been posted.';

'>>121585122
I concur';

'>>121585229
You concur because you've never had sex and are desperately larping like op is. Either that or you're just fucking stupid.';

'>be Revolution 9 by the Beatles
>be nine minutes long
>also not a song
Those fucking hacks.';

'>>121585292
It's le heckin quirky spork attempt to do something like The Gift or The Murder Mystery and fails because the Beatles are some boy pop group who had no business pretending to be more than that. It's experimental (superficially) but mostly just exists so they can pretend they were on the same level.';

'>>121585196
seems I struck a nerve :^)';

'>>121585122
Based, not wasting my time with that shit';

'>>121585544
No you just don't understand how human interaction works lmao. I pegged you correctly as a loser. These women aren't going to sleep with you. Time to give up.';

'>>121585196
Mald';

'>>121585670
Tard...oh wait....you're already doing that. (Why would I "mald" that you're choosing increasingly transparent and sad behavior to try and make up for women not wanting to have sex with you? Would be a very weird thing for me to be angry about...)';

'>>121585122
>"don't worry my love. the 10 minute song is just background ambiance. the rape will take MUCH less than 10 minutes.';

'>>121585637
keep seething faggot :^)';

'>>121585831
>>121585637
I'm guessing you pretend to like TMR aswell?';

'>>121585122
If you have a short attention span, just say that.';

'>>121585706
Mald';

'>>121585719
If the flash rapes a girl so fast that she doesn't even notice, is it still rape?';

'>>121585122
What the hell ethnicity is bonbibonkers that makes her have that perfect gooning face with giant anime eyes';

'>>121585502
All "experiment" "avant-garde" "music" is on the same level: superficial, non-music, garbage';

'>>121585196
accurate';

'>>121586116
>If rape happens, is it rape?';

'>>121586101
>>121586137
Tardbait responses lol. I understand you can't tell the difference though. Just gonna use that as my response for both of these comments.';

'>>121586154
Bro keeps saying "mald" when h3s actually deeply triggered I saw through his bullshit lol. Entire post is just "LOOK AT ME IM NOT AN INCEL I LISTEN TO LE HECKIN SHORT AND QUIRKY K-POP MUSIC OH GOD VERONICA PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME WAAHHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHH" but were all supposed to pretend he's someone with a meaningful opinion.';

'ATTENTION EVERYONE

NICOSCHIZO IS NOW POSTING IN THIS THREAD. AS SUCH, YOU ARE ADVISED TO PLEASE FINISH ALL CURRENT DISCUSSIONS AND TO ABANDON THIS THREAD AND MOVE TO A DIFFERENT ONE. DO NOT INTERACT WITH HIM OR REPLY TO HIS BAIT AS THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS. REMEMBER TO REPORT HIM FOR SPAM/LOW QUALITY POSTS AS THE JANNIES WILL NOT TAKE ACTION OTHERWISE. THANK YOU

(This thread was already shit however)';

'>>121586178
What did he mean by this';

'>>121586205
I diagnose you with Trout Mask Smegma. Keep seething though. You know I'm right. Especially "le heckin quirky image of le epic e girl who will totally heckin sleep with me when Im ready in my mid 40s my guy" bit of it.';

'>>121585196
You can imply you fuck to 4chan nerds but you will never smell like you fuck to women';

'>>121586214
It's pretty obvious what I meant,you're just illiterate and quite possibly brian damaged. She's not going to fuck you because you showed her your collection of K-Pop Memorabillia,she's actually going to file a restraining order.';

'>>121586233
This sounds schizophrenic as fuck unless you mean that I don't wear Cologne or something. Maybe talk to a psychiatrist about this theory you're having. As long as you admit you're a nerd and nobody likes you ig.';

'>>121585122
>60 minute song';

'>>121586227
>le
fag alert';

'>>121586175
>if we resurrected a rapist from ancient rome, would you convict him in current year?';

'>>121586288
You're really coping hard aren't you?';

'Do retards and Hasbin Hotel Enjoyers really believe this will get them laid? Like do you think posting images with le epic e girl and hot takes like this will cause women to like you?';

'>>121586178
>Tardbait
Correct';

'>>121586178
this whole snafu reminds me of';

'>>121586489
Yeah,you are a retard. That's why you keep spamming these canned responses lol. I'm only stating the obvious. I guess it doesn't prove that I'm smart but that you're too stupid to realize these things about yourself and how much cope you're projecting outwards right now really says a whole lot about you.
>>121586545
I'm at the airport so I'm probably not going to read this.';

'>>121586545
Oh ok that actually isn't as bad as I was thinking,you're still coping though. Entire message of this thread is that you can't get laid and are angry about it. Really obvious shit,be more Autistic if I didn't notice. You both cannot understand complex art and are angry women won't have sex with you so you pretend to like Nickleback in whatever in some desperate misguided attempt to seem cool. Clueless behavior.';

'>>121586566
>>121586586
Are these bots';

'>>121586545
Nobody in real life is interacting with you shout K-Pop either. I'm not pretending they are yo humor you we both know you're getting bullied by your peers and coworkers if you even have those. Emeberassing chungus manchild with the half life shirt in tech support energy.';

'>>121586602
Are you going to admit thay you're retarded and that if women would talk to you you wouldn't be posting these things yet? Did you really expect me to back down or play along with this? Is that how other people deal with you?';

'>>121586602
They might as well be. Unfortunately it’s a real person behind them. A very very mentally ill and unstable person, but a real one nonetheless';

'>>121586566
>Tard baited';

'>>121586696
Bro you've never had sex and women are afraid of you,that is why you have videos like >>121585122 saved on your phone to begin with. How the fuck can you even be this delusional?';

'>>121586715
MY SPORK IS STUCK, I CANNOT KEK BACK TO YOUR FROWNLAND';

'>>121585196
Learn to have fun. That was a completely unhinged response to the most vanilla shit post.';

'>>121586753
I don't think you've ever genuinely "had fun" in your life but ok. Learn to sit still and then maybe you can stop pretending thos crap is enjoyable.';

'>>121586753
>"WAHHH WAHHHH YOU CANT CALL ME AN INCEL IM APPEALING TO POPULAR THING AND POSTING SMUG ANIME GIRLS WAHHH WAHH"

See the thing is your behavior is totally transparent so I actually can.';

'God lord he’s fucking lost it completely. Who knew a goofy shitpost would be the post to break nicotranny';

'>>121586744
>"BOCHI GURU AND THE BAZINGA CRUE"
>"BOCHI GURU AND THE YOUCHEW NEWS BOOGALOO"
>"LE HECKIN EPIC WAIFU"
>"LE HECKIN EPIC WAIFU"
>*random blue notes played out of time with no sense of structure or rhythm*

Beefheart Fans pretending they understand and can process what art is muchless genuine human emotion trying to defend this crap:';

'>>121587072
>LE
FAG ALERT';

'>>121587099
You've never had sex. Stop larping.';

'>>121587099
Also:
>Doesn't understand the concept of satire

Yep,it's boomer denpa time.';

'>>121587144
>I was only pretending to be retarded';

'>>121587144
>Claims I don't understand the concept of satire.
>Doesn't understand the concept of satire.';

'>>121585196
>woman who would never actually sleep with me "cringing" number 1356273839
Really has a nice ring to it';

'>>121587284
>>121587248
"No u"
>>121587072
>Still manages to think this was meant at face value

Ok retard. Peak Zappaesque "smart" guy behavior.';

'>>121587028
I'm not OP, but congratulations on giving him the response he wanted if his intention was to get into your head.';

'>>121586117
Cubana + french';

'>>121585122
That might be the most fuckable face I've ever seen';

'>>121587914
Wow the cutest mutt i ever did see';

'>>121585122
>10 minutes of turbulent musical adventure
>10 minutes of jizz wanking note salad
I'm thinking kino yes.';

'>>121586715
Mald';

'>57 minute song';

'>>121585122
she's a whale now, what do we think about it?';

'>>121585122
10-minute songs are basically just multiple movements in one track

so
a song, I guess';

'>>121589108
Cheeks still clap';

'>14 Hours Opera';

'>>121587796
His intention was absolutely not that but I understand believing that it was will make you feel better about your own pathetic life. His intent was to feel better about being a gigavirgin and he had a full on meltdown at somebody pointing this out.';

'generation adhd will self-collapse';

'im way more likely to enjoy a song if theyre 10+ minutes, you end up forgiving a large portion of the song for being mediocre if the climax is amazing or one section is prime';

'>>121586137
what an embarrassing statement that proves youre musical opinion has little value';

'>>121585274
Does your mother count?';

'>>121591915
It counts as an admittance than I'm right I guess.';

'>>121591237
I need them to make kids so someone will take care of me in old age

Let's not throw out society with the bathwater';

'>at bar
>hate being there
>put the Alllman Brother's "Mountain Jam" on the bullshit TouchTunes jukebox
>leave
have fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ZubobGMLs';

'>>121591237
Generation Incel/Generation Skibbidi';

'>>121585997
You're god damn right I do';

'>>121593096
Average Zoomer isn't procreating';

'>>121593203
You should be significantly more emberassed by this than you are.';

'>>121593218
TMR haters always seem embroiled in this imaginary race to have the best taste so they can earn their place in the hierarchy of the enlightened. Relax, cuz. Life is supposed to be fun';

'>>121593237
This is such a fucking delusional response holy shit. Talk about projection lol,nobody can even explain what they like about it. I imagine Trout Mask Replica Haters would be by default 90% of humanity. I understand that retard shit appeals to you disproportionately though. Anyway Captsin Beefheart sucks,you might be too tasteless to realize it but he does.';

'>>121593237
>"Relax, cuz. Life is supposed to be fun"
>after basically admitting to being a gigavirgin implicitly
>definetely doesn't actually go outside or have fun
>doesn't realize that very very very few people would find TMR to be anything less than torture because he lacks all self awareness and thinks this sounds plausible';

'>>121593267
I like the electric guitar and drums and vocals';

'>>121593283
Ok retard,keep pretending that I guess. It's so visibly see through that this is a form of posturing and its basically only you and other similar losers doing it. Nobody is impressed.';

'hoes mad';

'>>121585196
based, fuck these Indian coom posters';

'>>121593440
Probably more afraid of you tbqh.
>>121593454
My Girlfriend is Indian';

'kill yourself nico tranny';

'>>121593555
All this anger because I pointed out the obvious again';

'>>121593296
Why do you think I'm trying to impress people? That's the biggest projection of all. If your music tastes are all tangled up in your ego you need to grow up';

'>>121593582
Because it's obvious lmao. Maybe not to yourself but it's a secret your all in on but nobody can explain. It's clearly a coping mechanism. Don't tell me to grow up while venerating the random retarded banging noises skibbidid toilet incel album. I'm going to continue listening to Love,Jimi,The VU,and other bands who were actually good.';

'>>121593582
Literally a form of petulant fit throwing that proves you're incapable of change or maturing. Nobody is listening to TMR because it's "fun" they're listening to it so they can make up for a lack of personal status or meaningful relationships by telling other people they don't understand it. You also fail to meaningfully explain what you actually like about it because it's part of your tard rage/fit throwing thing. You pretend to like it as a form of attention seeking. Sort of like how this entire post was you coping with loneliness.';

'kill yourself nico tranny';

'>>121593607
>>121593629
not him but what if i like TMR and never told anyone about it? i mean where i live people get filtered by anything that's not contemporary adult pop or hip hop';

'>fall asleep for a few hours
>wake up
>nicofag is STILL having a meltdown
The mental illness is real';

'>>121593757
This clearly doesn't happen.
>>121593800
>zero self awareness coupled with wild projection

I was stuck at the airport what do you expect?';

'>>121593800
I made an objectively true statement. Only person who freaked was you for it. Not hard to read.';

'>>121593629
You're autistic and can't conceive of someone responding to the same stimulus differently than you';

'bonbi';

'>>121593237
>Relax, cuz. Life is supposed to be fun
This is an anonymous board moron. That kind of snark doesn't hold any weight here';

'>>121585196
fpbp
/thread';

'>>121594490
It's more the attached image that gives me this impression desu. The e girl cringing in a exaggerated manner that is obviously meant to be like softcover porn or whatever.';

'>>121594490
The coomerbait part of the initial post makes it hard to take such a snide remark seriously. If he'd posted a random image from a videogame or a picture of a dog I probably wouldn't have responded with this.';

'>>121585196
>>121585274
>>121585502
>>121585637
>>121585706
>>121585997
>>121586178
>>121586194
>>121586227
>>121586244
>>121586344
>>121586566
>>121586586
>>121586603
>>121586627
>>121586715
>>121587010
>>121587028
>>121587072
>>121587118
>>121587144
>>121587284
>>121587287
>>121587485
>>121591215
>>121591949
>>121593267
>>121593279
>>121593296
>>121593468
>>121593579
>>121593607
>>121593629
>>121594445
>>121594447
>>121597217
Fuck off, Nicotranny';

'>>121585196';

'>>121594490
Also no it's more how people explain it etc. I like plenty of noise music and music with odd time signatures in it. He also made a lot of very "contrarian" musical or compositional decisions which don't really directly further what he's doing,they just sort of there to be superficially different than Jimi Hendrix or Cream but a lot of how that sort of guitar playing became standard to begin with was because it worked. There's always this air of forced contrarianism and pretending to "get it" around Beefheart but nobody can really explain what in a convincing or meaningful way. His music feels very pointless to me because of this. Ultimately I think it's why his influence is so negatable with time aswell. There wasn't really a expressive purpose to using this tone and not that one the way he used them other than to be superficially different than Hendrix or Clapton who were ofc more popular. I guess you could argue the same thing with The VU but the use of atonality and disonence here actually serve a clear expressive purpose as does some of the use of Minimalist structures. The VU actually uses extremely standard pop time but that's because it works with these ideas. Trout Mask Replica is unique but with no other clear purpose than to feel special. It doesn't expand upon this stuff in any meaningful way.';

'>>121597273
>>121597261
Both these replies just prove to me you pretend to like this or that because stunted development and desperate for approval.';

'He just kinda does shit Jimi and Clapton were doing worse than they did by trying to implement these ideas which serve no clear purpose other than to make him feel artsy or quirky or whatever. It's too far up it's own ass.';

'>>121597314
I don't really care how you feel though';

'>>121597337
Yeah ,I can see that trying to superficially convince people of that as a way of protecting your ego is a big tbing with you.';

'>>121585122
You just proved that you're an ADHD riddled zoomer who probably got filtered by Swans or some shit. Come back to me when you can unironically listen to Bull of Heaven or some shit';

'>>121597349
The irony is stunning';

'Just end yourself, nigger';

'>>121597377
I think you learned the word irony from either 4Chan,Reddit,or The Deadpool Movies and are probably applying it widely to everything.';