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class Thread extends Board {

public void ITT people you only know because of /mu/(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'ITT people you only know because of /mu/';
int postNumber = 121586322;
String image = '1714169228167734.jpg';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)18:07:08';
String comment = 'Rick Beato, Bengalfuel and Wayne Garf also come to mind';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121586371 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:10:38') {

'>>121586322
from those all, only bengalfuel sadyl, they all suck ass. also death grips, 10 years ago';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121588255 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:42:31') {

'>>121586322
Taylor Swift';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121588282 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:44:41') {

'>>121586322
Robert Christgau and Steve Albini';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121588283 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:44:45') {

'>>121586322
this nigga slays hapa sliz. his fashion aesthetic is sexcore. wouldnt be surprised if he gets accused of SAat some point';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121588284 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:44:52' && image=='IMG_4526.jpg') {

'Mike Patton';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121588481 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:03:06') {

'>>121586322
There are dozens of pretty obscure ones that I found only because they were posted in sharethreads. Can't remember very many more off the top of my head than State River Widening, George Stavis, Ayuo Takahashi, and maybe SeaLifePark';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121588511 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:06:58') {

'>>121588283
i'd bet decent money that JC is asexual.
he's just waaaaaaaay too into music to be into anything else even a little bit.

even Herbie Hancock is like, "Bruh, cool it."';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121588522 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:08:30') {

'>>121586322
the puny hole big mac dude';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121588592 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:12:59') {

'>>121588511
idk you'd be surpriser. he is always peacocking and many of his songs are love songs. plus he has tons of female fans. i personally think he is drowning in zoomer music conservatory poonani';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121589863 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:50:38') {

'>>121586322
scaruffi';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121589946 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:58:27') {

'>>121588511

That's just cuz he's a massive autist. I guarantee JC gets his mensroom action on more than JT. Or for that matter, GM.

https://youtu.be/6Cs3Pvmmv0E';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121591313 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:54:46') {

'>>121586322
the bald youtube music critic fantana or whoever the fuck, youtube's never once recommended his videos, i've literally never seen him anywhere except /mu/ and i just insta-hide every thread with a picrel of his annoying face';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121591335 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:56:50') {

'>>121586322
Also add Imbred, Dubby, and my shamelessly shilling arse.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121591837 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:37:54' && image=='rob live world tour.jpg') {

'>>121586322';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121591873 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:40:12') {

'>>121586322
The guy you posted but also most modern rappers.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121591945 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:46:09') {

'>>121586322
thxsomuch, double virgo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121592002 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:50:23') {

'>>121586322
Death Grips, badbadnotgood, Animal Collective, and Neutral Milk Hotel. Nobody speaks of these artists outside of /mu/.

To be fair, I'm talking from years ago, I've only recently come back to /mu/, not sure if they're still even /mu/core. You guys seem to just talk about kpop and Taylor swift now, and I'm immensely disappointed.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121592028 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:52:01') {

'>>121588522
He was just saying she for shock value. Cool band though. Way better than any of the other shit you retards go on about.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121592073 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:55:38') {

'>>121592002
>Nobody speaks of these artists outside of /mu/.
>lists the moost basic RYM-core';

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595170 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)07:43:35' && image=='1703547882135251.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595177 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)07:45:01') {

'>>121588283
I would bet my house on him being a virgin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595211 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)07:50:12') {

'>>121588511
He allegedly got caught masturbating on a plane a few years ago';

}

if(vandenberg composer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595227 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)07:53:03' && image=='1686886498318181.png') {

'>>121595211
mfw';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595333 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:06:31') {

'>>121592002
>Animal Collective, and Neutral Milk Hotel.
>he never got it thrown on him by an AnCo or NMH girl
Sad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595494 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:26:41') {

'>>121595227
Lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595540 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:31:42') {

'>>121592002
>Nobody speaks of these artists outside of /mu/
Touch grass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595551 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:32:43') {

'>>121595211
Still a virgin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595609 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:38:25') {

'Lana Del Ray
Grimes
Death Grips
Fantano
Trout Mask thing
Neutral Milk
All of K-pop';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121595928 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:16:43') {

'>>121595609
>never heard of Lana Del Rey until /mu/
Virgin detected';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121596003 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:26:33' && image=='TURBOStoneageFAG.jpg') {

'>>121586322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soVghBDPyNE';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121596036 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:32:37' && image=='WROGAN.jpg') {

'>>121596003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kMTg3drpdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocXv7u8iOb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irRkU-1BDEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JE-z-v7yjs';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121596077 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:36:58' && image=='1544202113944.png') {

'>>121596003
>>121596036
I'm not sure what you're doing, but I want you to know I appreciate your efforts.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121596121 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:43:21') {

'Velvet Underground
Beefheart
Television
Suicide
NMH
Massive Attack
Solex
Godspeed
Sigur Ros
Type O Negative
Arcade Fire

This list is longer than I'd like it to be.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121598538 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:05:48') {

'>>121586322
Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121599063 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:50:06') {

'>>121586322

I saw him advertised as an act for a festival in my city and it was definitely a surreal moment.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121599113 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:53:26') {

'>>121586322
Scaruffi. And I'm glad of it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121599410 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:13:32') {

'Thr only thing worth a shit I found on this site is Biosphere but I could've easily found that somewhere else';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121599546 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:23:52') {

'>>121596003
>>121596036
my sides';

}

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