'>>1981075
why are you like this?';

'>>1981075
Imagine the sweaty after ride sex';

'>>1981075
Athletic women have no tits (except the occasional weightlifter).';

'>>1981344
Turns out "muh tits" is just fat woman cope, the female version of "who cares if I can't do a single pull up, pull ups are gay, I can bench this many plates"';

'>>1981344
wrong i have some boobs at 16.5 bmi.';

'>>1981344
>No tits
>Big ass and meaty thighs
Hnnggg';

'>>1981075
>tfw no fit baiku gf who bullies you on climbs.

Why even live?';

'>>1981344
>the occasional weightlifter';

'>>1981075
That's a man.';

'>>1981277
>Imagine the sweaty after ride sex
stinky tuna down under. body odour would be arousing though.';

'>>1981388';

'>>1981519';

'>>1981075
>compliments your orchid collection.
wat';

'>>1981075';

'what the heck is a cyclist cafe? she better want to smash some mid-ride gas station roller dogs with me or she's not worth my time.';

'>>1983037
What planet are you living on m8?';

'>>1984621
he's probably still in bed long after all the cyclists have gone home';

'>>1983031
>>compliments your orchid collection.
>wat
BALLS. She can see your junk under your shorts.';

'>>1981349
Until she's over about two fiddy fatness can always be compensated for with huge enough bobs.';

'>>1985685
gross';

'>>1981075
I don't even remember what the original pasta was at this point.';

'>>1985717
gay';

'My balls are small';

'>>1984621
>unironically keeping your cap on as a fashion statement
Shameful.';

'>>1985730
If i remember correctly it was a buff guy and the caption was "This guy slaps your gf's ass, what would you do?"';

'>>1982822
fair, but worth noting that she's a top-level domestic pro';

'>>1985730
something in europe about an abduction and/or murder iirc';

'>>1985685
This girl could do with a bit more muscle, but she’s leagues ahead of even the fittest flattie';

'>>1981411
what did she mean by this';

'>>1981344
Female bodybuilders often get implants because cutting kills their tits so hard. Pathological muscle girls often suffer a similar fate, or at least try hard to make their pecs look like breasts.
>olympic-style weightlifters
Pretty rare in my experience. Most female weighlifters are fridgemode chunkies. But I suppose it's possible since having a little extra fat doesn't hurt anything.';

'>>1981344
peak performance
>>1981353
>he thinks 16.5 bmi is athletic
>>1981359
baste taste';

'>>1985679
does it mean she wants to suck on them on step on them cause i'm down for both';

'>>1991060
>bodybuilders look like cope machines
yeah well that's not surprising, it's always true regardless of gender
and you can be a weightlifter without being a copebuilder, you know';

'>>1984621
Total fixie death. Kill fixies behead fixies roundhouse kick a fixie into the concrete.';