'>>1987192
I like this thread idea but post yours before and then I'll bother posting mine, maybe';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuPi7bJhavM';

'>>1987233
Evolution of the cockpit';

'The bike entire.';

'ok well, still not posting mine till i'm sure you're the dude and not a larper.';

'>>1987302
I know this setup could be simplified, so I'm sure this guy is just doing it like this because he can. Based for using toggle switches. I like it.';

'i have a bell';

'>>1987320
Where are the brakes';

'>>1987333
what makes you think i want to stop';

'>>1987303
>>1987303
I don't believe this is actually your bike and you just found this on the internet, but whoever's bike this is, they have some form of mental illness. not sure what, but something.
reposting an old photo, everything's still the same';

'>>1987369';

'>>1987302
Nice';

'>>1987401
>they have some form of mental illness.
yeah they're pathologically bad ass';

'undefined';

'>>1987192
meth is a scary drug';

'>>1987535
i was also partial to the Shimano Deore EX Heavy Action myself';

'>>1987192
I've always liked the idea of some sort of radar/camera setup in the handlebars because I can't quite look back while staying stable and it'd just be cooler';

'Gonna post later, good thread';

'>>1987333
Flintstone it';

'>>1987192
>>1987302
>>1987303
for what purpose?
also i have some interesting cockpits to post but my phones broke rn so cant take pics
im prone to running kinda wonky shifter set ups
i put some pototype new old stock ci deck rapid rise brifters on my gfs bike';

'>>1987333
brakes just slow you down
hahahha
hhehehee
hohohohho
hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHEHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH';

'>>1987460
you jus tknow whats gonna happen';

'>>1990370
Why are you laughing?';

'>>1990384
because its very unfunny and ancient joke
its as old as brakes are
people who did horse and carriage racing probably made that joke';

'Realistically though what is actually useful in a bike/ebike dashboard?

Accessory devices
Dashcam
lighting control
Heated grip control
USB power outlet control
Rearview camera, mirrors, panoramic vision display

Navigation
Compass
maps like Google maps, fatmap, waze, gps

Weather
Weather outlook display (with aqi too maybe)?
Barometer
Thermometer

System
Electrical like power consumption, remaining battery or range, amps being drawn, volts available
Tire pressure sensors
Would be neat to have switches to change the max power it draws probably by modulating voltage, e.g. 250W baby/euro mode, 750W US bike lane, public street mode, >1 kW offroad/private property mode.
How much power it can be generating by going downhill or drawing from solar.

Pacing
Clock,
pace meter
Speedometer

Physical sensors
dynamometer
G-force, accelerometer tracking
Inclinometer

Countermeasures
Radar detector
Radar detector detector detector
Smoke/chaff/flares/oil slick/caltrops/cash (so people run in the street after it) deployment
EW jamming to try to stop that drone or loitering munition from killing you

Did I miss anything?';

'This man’s destiny was replaced by the iphone';

'>>1987788
Garmin has that
>>1990790
This gives me a comfy feeling';

'>>1990790
I'd recommend a high powered laser pointer to blind drivers and pursuing helicopter pilots but besides that it's a good list';

'>>1991009
the fact that NOBODY here or on /g/ talks or know about this guy is a fact worth being studied by itself.';

'>>1987788
the muthaphuckin system shock sensaround';

'>>1987237
I wish I know the full story. Are those his friends? They straight up stop to fuck with him, do they hate bikes in italy? Why don't they run away?';

'>>1987535
comfy';

'>>1987788
just get a mirror lol';

'>>1991341
well lets talk about him then qho the fuck is he';

'>>1991592
theyre just fucking around lol';

'https://litter.catbox.moe/rd5knq.mp4';

'>>1991341
that's because the dorks on /g/ still live like that';

'>>1993356';

'>>1987192
>physical buttons
love it. touch screens are cancer';

'>>1987788
it's easier to look back one handed. It naturally causes you to turn a little so you have to learn to counter steer and pedal to go straight.';

'>>1987460
J. C. BAM!ford';