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class Thread extends Board {

public void If it's a Boeign, I ain't Goeing(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'If it's a Boeign, I ain't Goeing';
int postNumber = 1990180;
String image = '1712537539334916.jpg';
String date = '04/07/24(Sun)20:52:19';
String comment = '>https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1777034064534331450

>A Southwest Airlines flight bound for Houston immediately returned to Denver Sunday morning after a removable sheet of metal covering one of the Boeing 737-800’s engines sheared off during takeoff.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1990185 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)21:15:09') {

'/pol/ already screeching about DEI';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1990186 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)21:20:35') {

'Oh no, a cowling that provides absolutely no structural support or necessary mechanical function came off!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1990192 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:13:43') {

'>>1990180
>ground crew fail to fasten cowling correctly after inspection, somehow Boeing’s fault.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1990200 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:35:28') {

'All these Boeing problems are also coincidentally Southwest problems. Interdasting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1990210 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:08:19') {

'>>1990200
First they were saying United. Now Southwest.
Interesting shill.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1990212 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:30:10') {

'>>1990180
How come CFM56 engines do this on a 737 but not on an A320?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1990248 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)07:15:41') {

'>>1990186
It hit and damaged a control surface.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991201 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:41:31' && image=='1646404037492.jpg') {

'>>1990186
We didn't need that cowling, the cowling disengagement was completely safe, the 'cowling' never existed, there is no such thing as a cowling.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991208 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:56:10') {

'This was a maintenance problem, not a Boeing problem. This particular aircraft, N8668A, hasn't had a single failure since its delivery in 2015.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991216 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)15:51:42') {

'>>1991201
>We didn't need that cowling
yes
>the cowling disengagement was completely safe
no
>the 'cowling' never existed
no
>there is no such thing as a cowling
no
Thank you for allowing me to clarify my position';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991278 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)04:38:56') {

'>>1991216
Your position is dumb, you are dumb and you should feel bad.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1991294 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)07:47:02') {

'https://airlive.net/news/2024/04/10/jetblue-b6842-to-new-york-jfk-is-returning-to-dublin-follow-u-turn-over-the-atlantic/

Airbus just has better PR. Every week JetBlue and United has a Neo that shits itself.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992164 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:54:22' && image=='imaginereadingfilenames.jpg') {

'Unitedbros is it time to dump Boeing? I'm tired of them shitting up aviation in this country';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992165 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:58:05') {

'>>1991216
you forgot "the cowling was made by the DEI diversity indians"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1992169 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:34:47') {

'>>1992164
>mfw Delta made so much money in the past 5 years just from not having yet Boeing 737 MAX
>their order is only for MAX 10, even that might get cancelled as Boeing hasn't been able to get it certified by aviation authorities in time';

}

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