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public void mother of TEN children murdered by psycho husband(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'mother of TEN children murdered by psycho husband';
int postNumber = 1289424;
String image = '1713883088594296.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)10:38:08';
String comment = 'https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/family-mourns-wisconsin-mother-of-10-whose-body-was-found-in-trunk/ar-AA1nsJaL?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=DCTS&cvid=43ddaa12a84e4d34a5f0452870906b7a&ei=53';

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if(i hate soylent green(human stuff is ok, bug stuff bleech) && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289428 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:05:09') {

'>>1289424
this was the only way of stopping her from having 11.
he should've done it after 4 and helped the over population problem';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289436 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:39:28') {

'Why is it always the trunk? Why not somewhere creative, like “in the conference room at work” or “a Disney world”';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289440 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:32:30') {

'>>1289424
Does one of her kids in the picture have a black eye? Nice family.';

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if(sketchey character && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289517 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:32:14') {

'>>1289436
>Why is it always the trunk
most people have a car and need to transport the body to dispose of it.
My friend buried a body in a shallow grave (4 feet) and burned the body with gasoline first.
Another friend heard coyotes howling and found the almost consumed body dug up by the coyotes.
The first friend didn't do the murder just the disposing and was charged with homicide after the fact and got 5 yrs.
I learned from this to always bury the boy 6 feet deep.
which is why cemeteries do this';

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if(sketchey character && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289519 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:34:07') {

'>>1289517
>boy 6 feet deep.
oops Freudian slip as my shrink as called them(or just dried semen under my d key)

always bury the boDy 6 feet deep';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289665 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:14:28') {

'She shouldn't have cheated.
Honestly good on the man, sadly the kids were effected which is what breaks my heart the most. They're dead now because their whore cunt mother decided to act like a bitch.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289864 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:57:42') {

'>>1289424

>actual mutt
>bumfuck Wisconsin
>10 kids

They were all kids from one guy? I don't believe that.';

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