import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/news/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void ZOGbot Pedo Who Was in Gitmo Gets Magdumped(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'ZOGbot Pedo Who Was in Gitmo Gets Magdumped';
int postNumber = 1289832;
String image = 'NaN';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)08:46:40';
String comment = 'https://justicereport.net/2024/04/25/high-ranking-us-navy-commander-shot-dead-in-undercover-pedophile-sting/

Crazy story with the best possible ending.

>US Navy Captain retires, tries to bang two underage girls in Seattle

>Turns out it's a trap, pulls a gun when cops try to van him.

>Cops proceed to magdump this freak, sending him to the nether realm alongside the rest of his Zionist friends.

>Bruce C. Meneley, he was in charge of medical procedures at Gitmo during the Bush and Obama years and was responsible for force feeding them bacon burgers when they went on hunger strike.

LOL.'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289834 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:05:39') {

'>>1289832
Copypaste the article text'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289835 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:23:46') {

'>Meneley
>Mendel
jewish name, why is it always pedophilia with the semites'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289838 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:35:21') {

'>>1289832
>and was responsible for force feeding them bacon burgers when they went on hunger strike

What an absolute Chad.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289847 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:10:27') {

'>>1289832
>https://justicereport.net/
Not a valid news source. In fact it's literally fake news designed for Facebook boomers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289848 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:12:26') {

'>>1289834
Pasting the article isn't going to bring back your Jewish idol jew apologist'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289858 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:51:40') {

'>>1289847
>>1289847
>>1289847

>Navy doctor killed in SPD child sex crime sting FOX 13 Seattle

94,172 views Apr 24, 2024

>The suspect gunned down by police in a Southcenter hotel has been identified as retired Navy doctor Bruce Coval Meneley.

Its literally on local television in Seattle retard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289861 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:53:45') {

'>>1289858
But OP didn't post a link to a Seattle news station, he posted facebook blogshit instead'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289919 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:30:39') {

'>>1289861
The local news doesn't include the video, and the link the OP posted does. So, get bent gatekeeping faggot.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289922 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:32:56') {

'>>1289861
Shut up retard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289924 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:38:16') {

'>>1289832
>Chief Adrian Diaz of the Seattle Police Department asserted that, between 2022 and 2023, the number of abhorrent crimes targeting minors on the internet increased by a stark 67%.
Why are Democrats like this? They want less police and all they do is literally rape and murder'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289927 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:41:36') {

'>>1289919
>>1289922
>>1289924
Go back to your containment board
>>>/pol/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1289967 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:56:49') {

'>>1289832
Not exactly neutral news tone in this article:
"By the end of the Global War on Terror, Zionist meddling overseas is believed to have resulted in the deaths of over 4.5 million people since 9/11." WTF'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290266 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:07:05') {

'>>1289832
Just lower the consent age to 8 and this shit will not happen again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290267 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:08:06') {

'>>1289967
Those are just facts you zog bot.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290305 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:08:32') {

'>>1289927
>Botlibschizo broken'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290384 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:30:05') {

'>>1290305
Tinfoilfags like you belong on another board
>>>/x/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290625 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:23:20') {

'>>1290384
How does it feel to know you can't keep anyone from coming to /news/ and you have no authority over posts here?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290641 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:47:08') {

'>>1289832
>The coroner report indicated that Meneley died as a result of gunshot wounds, and was ruled a homicide. Officers Adam Fowler and Nick French were named by The Seattle Times as the officers responsible for putting down the suspect
Glad these pigs are going down for homicide'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290675 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:47:51') {

'>>1290641
Sorry your pedo friend got capped :^['
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290967 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:58:34') {

'>>1289832
>>1289832
>https://justicereport.net
White national Nazi propaganda blogs are not news sites
reported.
don't do it again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1290968 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)00:13:48') {

'>>1290625
He's right, you should go back'
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}

}
}