import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/out/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Bear/ Mountain Lion/ etc. recommendations(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Bear/ Mountain Lion/ etc. recommendations';
int postNumber = 2710521;
String image = '1710966088163700.jpg';
String date = '03/20/24(Wed)16:21:28';
String comment = 'Can anyone suggest protection for someone is unable to have a firearm for protection for the subjects listed?

I am considering a Byrna pepperball pistol. Would that be an improper choice? I already have bear spray and a horn. Would a Byrne be the icing on the cake more effective of both?

?

https://byrna.com/products/le-kit

And if not, are there any better alternatives?'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710530 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)16:30:04') {

'>>2710521
if a 10mm glock isn't an option take bear spray. bear spray still fucks up any kind of predator, just know how to use it and dont mace yourself.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710533 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)16:32:40') {

'>>2710521
You poor poor poor canadian'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710539 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)16:45:48') {

'>>2710533
I live in the U.S,
Due to an awful occurrence, A firearm isn't an option. I am able to afford to purchase a Byrna LE and not poor my any stretch of the imagination. Why the useless comment?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710541 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)16:47:04') {

'>>2710530
Thank you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710545 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)16:56:49') {

'>>2710539
Fuck off'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710547 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)17:04:45') {

'>>2710545
Whatever you say, cunt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710555 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)17:35:23') {

'>>2710547
Just say why in the first post you faggot. Either you're a felon, you live in a cuckstate, or you are suicidal/mentally ill.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710556 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)17:38:45') {

'>>2710555
Ok, cunt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710559 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)17:43:29') {

'>>2710556
Usually a felon would just say it. You either got sent to the psych ward and you can't get a gun or you are actively afraid that if you had one you would shoot yourself. I'm thinking actually it's both.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710560 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)17:47:15') {

'Just get a Glock. 17 rounds of 9mm FMJ or hardcast directed in rapid fire to the skull and neck will kill anything that has ever walked the Earth.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710561 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)17:49:54'  && image=='1669769569252671.png') {

'>>2710560
He can't. He could if he went to a private sale, but one of these nights he might take a pill or a drink too many, and check out early. Nothing wrong with wanting out. But you won't escape that way amigo lmao. You'll be back. If this life has anything to teach it's that the suffering will continue and the ride never ends :3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710564 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)17:57:15') {

'>>2710561
Unarmed people are NPCs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710569 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)18:01:16') {

'>>2710559
Ok, cunt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710570 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)18:01:29') {

'>>2710564
I know 3 guys who are afraid they would kill themselves if they had a gun. None of them can bench 2 plates or run 5 miles. Coincidence???'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710575 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)18:12:48') {

'>>2710569
You should go to support meetings and start excercising and cleaning up your diet bro. Quit taking drugs and drinking. Reassess all the pills you are prescribed. Some may be making this worse.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710577 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)18:18:58') {

'Holy shit. So many idiots here. Carry on, retards. Keep pretending you aren't weak ass cunt pussies. There isn't a person alive who claims they are tough guys without being the exact opposite. Holy shit, what a fucking bunch of pussies with the exception of one so far. Continue to be turbo weak ass turbo cunts. Fucking pathetic morons pretending they aren't weak as fuck. What a waste of time.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710578 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)18:20:55') {

'>>2710539
Get blackpowder revolver, then swap the cylinder out for modern loads.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710579 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)18:24:28'  && image=='Screenshot_20240320_170624_Gallery.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710588 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)19:13:50') {

'>>2710521
>>2710530
bear spray works on everything'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710600 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)19:44:05') {

'>>2710588
At 5 yards maybe. If there's no wind at all. And your opponent isn't wearing glasses. And doesn't have any pain tolerance at all. I think I'll just stick to my Glock. I've killed deer with it at 50 yards. It's an extension of my body.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710602 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)19:46:21') {

'>>2710600
Based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710627 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)20:39:51') {

'>>2710600
>i've killed deer with it at 50 yards
>it's an extension of my body
Much like my penis'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710628 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)20:41:50') {

'>>2710627
A lifted truck is not a penis, hector'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710655 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)22:07:19') {

'>>2710521
Very bad idea. Unless you can stop the bear, showing it that you can hit it from a distance will make it close the distance. Pepper balls would be as effective as throwing rocks at it. It would just piss it off. Never engage unless you absolutely have to. That includes with bear spray.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710661 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)22:34:29') {

'>>2710578
The best you can do in a cartridge conversion is 45lc and I wouldn't really trust high pressure smokeless loads in one. Probably good to have bear spray as number 1.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710677 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)01:28:56') {

'>>2710539
not my problem tyrone, shouldn't have commited felony'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710679 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)01:37:44') {

'>>2710521
Kentucky long rifle + Bowie knife. Unbeatable combo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710804 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)10:25:40') {

'>>2710679
Based and friedrich gerstäcker pilled'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2710888 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)12:51:06'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>2710521
>defends mankind for tens of thousands of years

Yet you think you are above it, why?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2711945 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)08:27:56') {

'Bear spray is best if you can't carry a firearm. The horn is worthless except perhaps for rescue. A horn is not in a bear's threat library.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2712271 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)01:54:29') {

'>>2710533
oddly enough in canada big ass crossbows are legal and unregulated but not sure if its actually good for practical defence.. probably not that great at all

and in practice its still quite easy to get a firearm in canada compared to most other places'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2712921 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)18:04:17') {

'>>2712271
>not sure if its actually good for practical defence

Rate of fire is too low. If it was practical for self-defense, they would've required licensing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2712924 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)18:36:39'  && image=='20240326_152645.jpg') {

'Hunting lions was b& here in the early 90s and this is the first fatality in many years but I bet we see attacks more often in the future.
The big cats used to be scared of humans but they're losing that fear.
Almost lost both of these young men who were upstanding by all accounts. One with severe injuries to the face and one dead, attacked in the throat. I wish they had been armed, this is a shame.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2712928 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)18:52:47'  && image=='fuckbothofus.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2712976 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)21:24:59') {

'>>2712928
File name seems accurate XD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2714359 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)14:22:25'  && image=='istockphoto-1194512949-612x612.jpg') {

'>>2710577
based. when i was a kid we just beat the shit out of angry mama bears using the leg bones of the mountain lions we had to kill after leaving the womb.

one day i hope to best a genetically resurrected mammoth in hand to hand c challengeombat in order to earn the privelege of breeding

>pic related, me at age 3 after absolutely dunking on my manhood ritual of 40 days alone in the paleolithic taiga'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2716354 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)13:42:18') {

'>>2710578
Bad advice. That's illegal for him to carry, since he has a felony.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2716423 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)17:06:28') {

'>>2716354
The question is not who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2716781 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)12:14:29') {

'>>2716423
That's highly illegal.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2716783 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)12:21:28') {

'>>2716423
You're a piece of shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2716915 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:28:30') {

'>>2712924
These poor sods were antler hunting and all of the bots and limp worsted faggots on the internet thought they were ebil hunters bullying the poor widdle mountain lion into attacking them and derided the two kids for it.
>>2712928
That gun would be plenty cooler if they didn’t put that ugly logo on it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2716928 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)18:19:02') {

'>>2716423
The police.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2716990 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)20:22:39') {

'>>2716781
Spook
>>2716928
Police are goon whipcrackers who work for the state and threaten to lock you in a cage to punish you for working if you refuse to pay them extortion. There is very little lower than cops and pimps.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2717462 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:01:01') {

'Buy a nice paintball gun and fill the hopper with 150 pepper rounds. Put a big CO2 tank on that bad boy and you are good as gold';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2717463 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:02:46') {

'You could always find a decent 12 gauge double barrel shotgun and saw the butt stock and barrel off. It's only illegal if you get caught!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2717487 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:00:06') {

'>>2717463
Pointless, just get a .357 revolver. Having two shots is dumb.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2717528 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:33:58') {

'>>2710577
You’re projecting pretty hard there faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2717530 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:37:56') {

'>>2716783
Exactly! We need to figure out who he is and have him put on a watch list! We can’t have any tolerance for liberty-minded individuals that do not submit to the system. He is wrongthinking somebody get the authorities in here!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2717549 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)03:47:33') {

'>>2710521
if you cant own a firearm since you're a felon or underage, then carry a large bore muzzleloading rifle, like 75 caliber, and make sure you train to reload quickly and use minie balls so you dont spend an hour ramming the cartridge down
and carry a 44 caliber 1860 army aswell if there isnt enough time to reload, but its risky since those revolvers dont have the highest power behind them
whatever you do, you DO need to take up follow up shots, because a bear will keep charging even after being shot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2717582 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)06:51:47'  && image=='Not ATF.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719981 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)19:44:02') {

'>>2710578
Illegal bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722273 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:16:57') {

'>>2717549
goofy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722358 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:23:09') {

'>>2710539
>Due to an awful occurrence
it wasn't "an occurrence" chimchim, you've persistently chosen to live the life of a violent retard, and some of it actually stuck, which had to be bad because prosecutor offices let violent retards getaway with just about anything.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722637 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:20:22') {

'>>2710521
as someone who has shot many 12g powered paintball pistols..... counting on one in a life or death situation? lol no

cap and ball revolver out of the question? Not legally guns.

Bearspray before this byrna thing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722640 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:27:34') {

'>>2722358
>unironically uses the word chimchim
>calls other people a retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722650 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:54:04') {

'>>2717549
>thinking you'd have time to reload and aim a fucking musket while a bear is charging at you
At that point you're better off putting the musket in your mouth and blowing your own head off. At least then your death will be painless.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722670 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:43:31') {

'>>2722640
kek, calm down chimchim.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2723938 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:55:21') {

'>>2710578
kek at the jannies removing posts all over the board and then letting blatantly illegal posts slide'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2726078 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:39:34') {

'>>2722670
goof'
;

}

}
}