'>>2712372
This is a board about the outdoors, sir.';

'tree erotic';

'>>2712372
yes at the top of the tallest tree i find';

'>>2712372
>floor';

'>>2712394
It’s literally called the forest floor';

'>>2712422
>leave';

'>>2712372
You need mental therapy.';

'>>2712372
That wood gives me some wood.';

'>>2712372
Yes. One time I went out in the woods and found the top of a hill near some ruins (I was in europe at the time) overlooking a valley. I was reading a book of philosophy and I started feeling like the philosophical life required me to be more wild so I stripped naked and lay in the sun while reading. Then I came all over some plant and went on my way.';

'>>2712372
First of all, good morning saar.
Second of all,
>Have you ever masturbate in the forest??
No, but I did masturbate in a campground bathroom once as a teenager.';

'>>2712372
I once saw a tree with "Mein Masturbationplatz" written on it in Wuppertal, that was pretty funny, will bost pics if I manage to find them';

'>>2712372
nasty ass thread';

'>>2712372
Yes. I used to work outside and would periodically stop, choke the old meat dragon, then resume working. Feels nice I'm the sun';

'One time I was walking through a trail near the city when I started thinking about some wild fantasy eich I wont describe here. I got so hard that my pp came out of my boxers and started rubbing agresively against my leg every time I took a step. I couldnt relive myself properly because there were people on the trail, so I started walking faster and touching myself through my pocket. I almost had it but I didnt manage to get the final stroke so I went home all wet

>>2712727
>Coomer bait
You see, my thread is jannitor aproved
>>2712774
It feels soo good
>>2712655
Man what kind of philosophy are you on?>>2712374
Oh yes';

'>>2712372';

'>>2712376
That's a man in a suit.';

'not really no but i used to masturbate to pictures of flowers';

'>>2712372
For weird reasons, I get so fucking horny, hypersexual, literally stroking my cock as I walk, when I go on long multiple day treks, if it's anything above 20Km... my cock starts throbbing and wanting some love.
One time I edged for 3 hours in my tent as I was alone in the campsite (one of the designated places to camp, not like fancy campsites, just a cleared square), 3 hours of pure edging and begging my online female friend to let me cum, I didn't.';

'>>2712372
yes. are we brothers?';

'>>2713575
sir this is /out/';

'>>2712372
I once masturbated in a river
>was in woods near a river
>began raining
>heard these tales that Lauma's fairy like woodspirits come out when it rains, and that they want to fuck wandering men or someshit
>get horny
>get naked
>go into the river, start jerking
>little fishies swim around me while I do it
>they usualy hang around me when i swim, since i kill a bug or two that lands on me and they eat it
>i bust
>its different than busting on ground
>coomies look weird in water
>fishies become feral and begin attacking and consuming my cum
>Lauma spirits literally turned themselves into fish to eat my cum';

'>>2712394
>>2712422
>>2712428
this is the most rearded haiku';

'>>2712779
>so I went home all wet
you're like a marine
i couldnt do it bro, walking in cum drenched pants is my weakness';

'>>2712774
>I'm the sun
i think you meant "In the sun
I need to try that, sun licking my cock and balls while i bust';

'>>2712372
i jerk off every time i go outside which is multiple times a week and sometimes even jerk off multiple times. im so fucking horny lately i dont even get it, im nearly 40 years old for chrissake. something about being in the fresh air is so invigorating. only in really secluded places though i dont want to expose non-consenting people to my kink you know';

'really want to make love out in a field under the light of a full moon.
but my last gf was a city witch who didnt like to spend anytime in the outdoors than she had to.
and i dont think ill be getting another gf before i die.';

'>>2712372
i cant find the screenshot now
there was this one story about "The slippery elm missus"
but also to answer your question: yes, also fucked my femboy ex and he sucked my dick a bunch of times.
(he left me for another guy and i have been alone for years again now, do not envy me)';

'Yes. I had very bad ptsd several years ago from psychedelics. I went camping at the beach and kept getting crazy panic attacks so I just coomed all night on the tent floor very quietly';

'>>2712372
>Have you ever masturbate in the forest?
No. If I'm horny while /out/, I just fuck whoever I'm with. Keep compression mattress rolled up and attached to the bottom of my pack so we can put down a soft place to knock one out wherever we happen to be.

...are you seriously going out hiking and camping alone? Why? If you're not raw dogging a girl who've been fuck buddies with since college on top of a mountain, then what the hell is the point?';

'>>2712372
Yes. Although one time I took a piss and realized there was a trail cam nearby. My fault for being near a trail. Since then I’ve always been paranoid.

>>2715906
>...are you seriously going out hiking and camping alone?
That’s the best part.';

'>>2715906
That's enough daydreaming for the day. Your mom will be delivering your tendies to you in a minute, just be patient';

'>>2712372
holy fuck that tree is sexy can you give me her number';

'>>2712372
>When I have so much time for myself, I often have wild fantasies
I really don't like my horny fantasies.';

'Serious what the hell is wrong with some people on here, some of y'all are all sorts of fucked up';

'>>2715910
my fantasy is to find a trail cam and drop a massive deuce directly in front of it so they get some nice scat footage for the archives';

'the elites don't want you to know this but the hikers at the national parks are free you can take them home. I have 411.';