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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

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int postNumber = 2713141;
String image = '1711560025566055.jpg';
String date = '03/27/24(Wed)13:20:25';
String comment = '>every survival bushcraft channel
>set up shelter
>eat
>sleep
>eat some more
>go home
>thanx gaiz fur wotchin'
bonus round
>walk 10 feet away from the trail
>set up your camera
>go back and nonchalantly walk as if you just arrived
>run back to fetch your camera
>repeat for another hundred "cinematic" shots'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713142 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)13:23:23') {

'>have your simp make another shitty youtuber thread on /out/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713147 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)13:38:49') {

'Shorts/tick tocks read so much worse';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713191 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:41:35') {

'>>2713141
Almost as though it's a specific genre of video that people enjoy watching'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713193 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:56:34') {

'>>2713141
>set up your camera
>go back and nonchalantly walk as if you just arrived
>run back to fetch your camera
Even Les Stroud does this. Love the man and his stuff, but hate this nonsense. I know it's for TV (or in your case, YouTube) but it doesn't add anything for me, just subtracts from the show.

Still not as funny as those Bear Grylls scenes taken three steps from a busy road.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713207 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)17:44:09') {

'>>2713193
This, I prefer when they just set up the camera at their car, walk into the woods and leave it filming, then come back to get it three days later. That's real.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713454 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)19:58:55'  && image=='Banksy Spy Booth.jpg') {

'>>2713141
Have a look for radio amateurs that do hiking and backpacking, SOTA/POTA and portable operations. At least they do something interesting when they get there...'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713461 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)20:24:26'  && image=='1708626744143085.jpg') {

'>>2713141
>repeatedly watch content that you don't enjoy or understand
>get upset about it
>post about it on a Chinese cartoon image board'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713516 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)01:35:11') {

'>>2713141
I like hobo shoestring because he doesnt edit and definitely doesnt script. He turns on the camera, curses out a few trains for not having comfy carriages and then tells us whats in his bucket for 20 minutes and then signs out.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713551 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)06:05:31') {

'>>2713207
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713569 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)08:34:36') {

'>>2713551
My apologies; next time I'll be sure to just say "you're a retarded faggot" in keeping with the dialogue of all these intellectual giants.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713825 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)06:12:36') {

'>>2713569
Or you could post any counterpoint, you drooling sperg.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713840 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:42:35') {

'>>2713825
Counterpoint: setting up cinematic shots that simulate walking to/from the campsite is a popular method because there are lots of people who enjoy seeing it. It helps to show that the person making the video is in a more remote area versus just turning on a camera in their backyard. The fact that you don't like it doesn't make it "nonsense". Do you also expect movies to cut out scenes involving travel simply because you know they already had the film location set up before the actors got there? Also, you're a retarded faggot and I fucked your mom last night.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713852 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)10:05:38') {

'>>2713840
>my opinion is better than your opinion
Good one bud.

Some outdoor YouTubers use a fisheye camera to get the same effect when they're hiking in. I like that a hell of a lot more. "The concept of "survival" shows that have people walk twice the distance for some cinematic shots stinks. Also, ooga booga you're a child and gay and don't go /out/ etc.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713889 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)11:00:22') {

'>>2713852
>opinion
Observable fact, people enjoy those videos and no amount of bitching on yoyr part will change it
>fisheye camera to get the same effect
lol wut'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713890 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)11:02:34') {

'>>2713889
>my opinion js a fact, p-p-please argue with me
Lol. Lmao even.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713893 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)11:07:27'  && image=='i gazed upon your eyes and knew.jpg') {

'>>2713569
lmao
I'd rather go for a pint with you than the guy you're replying to.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713908 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)12:29:44') {

'>>2713890
>it's not a fact that those videos get a shit ton of views
>nobody subscribes to those channels
>it's a super unpopular video genre because I don't like it
lol indeed'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713927 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)13:37:26') {

'>>2713890
Post links to the videos full of comments saying "stop making those walking shots"'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713931 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)13:54:43') {

'>>2713908
>>2713927
What are you still arguing about, little faggot? It's still "the opinion of other people" v.s. the opinion I hold. Never claimed my thoughts on the matter to be anything but an opinion. "But lots of other people like it so you should too"-ass argument. Hivemind faggot.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713940 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)14:37:13') {

'>>2713931
How about you point out the post where anybody told you that you should enjoy those videos, champ?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713942 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)14:40:07'  && image=='1312172044167.jpg') {

'>>2713825
He's funnier than you and also more eloquent and his logic is more sound.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2713960 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)16:09:11') {

'>>2713893
My man'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2716232 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)09:34:26') {

'>>2713142
This board would probably be dead without all the spammy daily /out/tuber threads.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719091 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)00:48:00') {

'>>2713147
Is that legit a thing?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2721621 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)07:56:43') {

'>>2713454
>radio amateurs
These are the weirdest nerds around, even weirder than train nerds. Should be interesting to watch, tho. Can you recommend a channel?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2721641 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:52:04') {

'>>2713193
yeah it's gay as fuck, but retards love that kind of garbage, it probably makes them feel like they are watching 'proper' tv instead of some autist's youtube channel.
In reality the production quality of a video is often inversely proportional to how interesting its content is'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2721644 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:02:07') {

'>>2713141
The same is true with "vanlife" videos
>drone footage
>setup camera
>drive past camera
>pickup camera
>cook meal in van
>turn off light'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722418 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)07:01:49') {

'>>2713516
Stubb the hobo was the same way.

Why are all my favorite train hoppers dead?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2723379 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:54:44') {

'same with "wilderness cooking" channels
>setup camera in scenic spot
>cook ingredience that have nothing todo with wilderness, infact are imported and bought from grocery store
>random clip of cat/dog/pet that also is clearly urban and domesticated
>splash some river water or use a rock or something
>the end
>wow'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2723399 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:17:38') {

'>>2713141
people that won't or can't go /out/ live vicariously through buying gear they'll never use and through watching survival bushcraft channels.
maybe 10% of /out/ists actually go out, if you go on and /out/ing twice a year and post pics here you're already in the cool kids club'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2723423 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:23:33') {

'>>2713141
I thought about making a youtube channel that was entirely first-person camping, but I don't think people would enjoy it since 90% of my time is spent standing around staring at trees and deeply inhaling that theraputic woods aroma'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2723437 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:58:01') {

'>>2723423
>I thought about making a youtube channel that was entirely first-person camping, but I don't think people would enjoy it since 90% of my time is spent standing around staring at trees and deeply inhaling that theraputic woods aroma
hell yeah i would watch that'
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