'>>2714685
Don't worry about it. Go outside.';

'You don’t.';

'become the /out/ gf';

'>>2714688
how do i get t4t /out/ gf?';

'>go out
>???
>gf';

'>>2714685
Live in an /out/ location like Lake Tahoe.';

'>>2714685
First get your shit together and stop being actively repulsive to women.';

'Here's some advice from a married person
Women are malleable and impressionable, yes, even into adulthood. This is the quiet part out loud. You have to be their adult teacher before their brain antennas is tuned into Oprah, instagram, or whatever mental goyslop there is out there today.
If a woman likes the outdoors it's because they had a good father figure which is frankly a rarity. Chances are they were raised by their mom on 7 11 and Netflix binging. So you are better off finding someone too poor for the goyslop or finding a young 20 something and bringing her along with you.
My wife wouldn't even talk to me when Trump won in 2016 but by 2020 I had her voting Trump and hating the other party. I used to want to not think she was so fuvking stupid to do what I did. I mean I probably could have gotten her to vote for honest Adolf tbf but the reality is women lack the disagreeability that men often have.';

'>>2714798
Oy vey';

'>>2714798
The incel is strong in this one.';

'How do I get an /out/ bf?';

'>>2714798
Lmao fucking maga faggot kys';

'>>2716816
date me';

'>>2716786
>>2716827
>the bitter betas fear the married, persuasive, Trump supporting Chad
Many such cases';

'>>2714685
work an /out/ job at a place with a visitor center and not be autistic or socially inept. interp seasonal workers are almost exclusively 20 something women and gay/undateable men.';

'>>2716848
>and gay/undateable men
that's me!';

'>>2714685
>me in the net';

'>>2716838
you a pitcher or a catcher anon?';

'>>2716839
>faggot corn and goyslop fed 5th columnist evangelical retard anti vaxxer american is proud of a old senile trecherous dumbass in bed with putin and destroying decades of international politics

Can't wait for you braindead faggots to vote for Trump again and fall back into isolationist irrelevance lmao fucking banana republic tier go blow daddy trump.with mommy marjorie';

'>>2716895
b-b-b-b-b-oth';

'>>2717105
>>2716895
larp brokeback mountain elsewhere';

'>>2714685
They are all gay.';

'>>2717119
and that's the best part';

'>>2714685
You need to take them camping, but make it easy and nice.

Scout out a place where you could romp around naked if you wanted, but that isn't 3.5 hours into mosquito-infested swampland. Typem of place she feels like taking her boots off at when she gets there, and then say, "Oh I forgot I packed this" and pull out some gay scented candle for her. Open a few beer bottles with the edge of a lighter, make it fun for her to be a woman like you want. You make the experience fit the girl and then the girl ends up fitting your experience.';

'>>2717249
Kinda, but if you want to go hardcore either find a hardcore girl from the start or leave her at home when you go after big objectives. Just because she enjoyed it when you carried all her shit to a nice meadow doesn't mean she's on the path to hiking 24 hours straight to hit a weather window on a big objective';

'>>2717262
hikes shouldn't be any longer than 4 mi';

'>>2716838
okay we can figure something out';

'How to successfully pink blaze:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5EFfQaMBt8/?igsh=MXgwMDZxb3MwMHMxMQ==';

'>>2717133
???';

'>>2714685
they should be wearing life jackets!';

'>>2717270
wtf';

'>>2714685
You don't get an /out/ gf. You make one. Most of the outdoors girls are either too independent to commit to a relationship or have already been snatched up so your best bet is to slowly introduce the outdoors to an already fit and adventurous woman. Men and women often go to the outdoors for different reasons. Women are usually more fearful of the outdoors (serial killers, rapists, wildlife) and care more about hygiene which takes a backseat. Lifestyle is usually really important. But those things matter less when they have a man to protect and care for them (like set up the tent, get water, cuddle with them). So slowly introduce a girl that you like to the outdoors (do nice, easy hikes and not death marches) and then you can bring her into the fold.';

'>>2717399
This, but also make sure that shes slightly autistic and wants to larp as an elf/fairy, is some form of cottagecore adjacent or enjoys fantasy books. You'll get girls like those pretty easily into hardcore /out/ if you guide them.';

'>>2717509
You can find girls like that on renfairs by the way, just make sure not to pick up the bpd/slutty ones.';

'>>2714798
so you married a woman without a father figure and she sees you as her father

yeah some of us actually want the company of an adjusted adult. Also having a wife who's impressionable to men and has no integrity basically just means you're playing russian roulette everytime she talks to a new man

better to have an emotionally mature woman who knows what she is, or have nothing at all';

'>>2716839
>t. dick strocher';

'>>2718386
yeah, but an emotionally mature woman would be able to tell he's emotionally undeveloped and a net negative to any relationship.';

'>>2714685
Step 1: get a gf
Step 2: make her out

women are made to be molded to your desires.';

'>>2714798
>Things that never happen.';

'>>2718402
This every time';

'>>2714798
You have to be 18 to post here';

'>>2714685
Lower your standards';

'>>2720819
Is that a dugong?';

'>>2714685
move to texas or any city where there are more outdoor activities than indoor.
a coastal city.

inland cities tend to favor indoor stuff';

'>>2720849
or a town by a river. That works too.';

'>>2720849
>texas
>almost zero public land
>almost entirely flat in the parts people tend to actually live in
>90F+ 8 months of the year
no, no thank you';

'>>2716786
>married man
>incel
lol. lmao, even.

>>2716827
>>2717063
Cope reddit nigger nigger reddit cope';

'>>2720836
Manatee, pretty much the same thing just a different tail shape, this one loves fresh water and hangs around the dock';

'>>2714685
You go into the forest and capture one.';

'>>2717270
how bad are your knees princess?';

'>>2714685
you have to raise one';

'>>2716786
>married
>incel
does word have meaning anymore';

'>>2723035
I think the allegation was that the post was a fabrication';

'>>2714685
grow the fuck up
off topic retard';

'>>2714685
no idea man, I'v been trying to find one while out on my journeys in the forests and so far I'v seen literally zero people out there, not even no women, but no men.
I have no idea how fellow /out/ists find each other in the wild or even group up.';

'>>2723117
>>2724052
Why are you Bumping this post?';

'>>2724057
are you a nazi?';

'fuck it I'll make an r9k tier post on this r9k tier thread
Realizing more and more that dating apps are a sham and the women who have to resort to using them are basically irredeemable. But feel backed into a corner in life where I just assumed that was a viable option for too long and forgot how to meet new people the normal way, and that the venn diagram of my social circle and that of the type of woman I'm interested in are completely disconnected';

'>>2724085
Like nature, want to go into nature with a woman. No idea where to find one even if they existed.
Society has failed me.';

'>>2714798
>good father figure
Never had that but I go /out/. Sometimes people can rubber band into the opposite of what you'd think. People growing up with shit parents can turn you into a good one, because you're aware of how yours fucked up etc.';

'Instructions unclear. I turned my gf out.
ha, I did a thing, reddit.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold.';