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public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 2719129;
String image = '1712920018931835.jpg';
String date = '04/12/24(Fri)07:06:58';
String comment = '>dude I love SUNNY DAYS
>I love GLARE in my EYES
>I love DEHYDRATION
>I love SUNBURN
>I love SWEATING when it's not even that HOT OUT
>I love CHAPPED LIPS
>I love getting TIRED simply from BEING OUTSIDE
why are normoids like this?';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719131 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)07:13:09') {

'>>2719129
One should love all seasons, there's just so much on offer.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719135 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)07:23:09') {

'>>2719131
The sun is a FAGGOT';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719142 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)08:05:30' && image=='picture-of-nosferatu.jpg') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719153 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)09:28:41') {

'>>2719129
>>I love SUNBURN
>>I love SWEATING when it's not even that HOT OUT
>>I love CHAPPED LIPS
>>I love getting TIRED simply from BEING OUTSIDE
Git gud

>>I love DEHYDRATION
Drink more. Skill issue.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719169 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:14:10') {

'>>2719129
Are you a literal vampire? Do you only come out at night?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719173 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:29:11') {

'>>2719129
All solved by not being weak.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719174 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:42:39') {

'>>2719129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5foq7Zsn-k';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719179 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:58:02') {

'>>2719129
Nightwalker Jew, stay in your concrete containment zones.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719181 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)11:08:15' && image=='1687214869914846.jpg') {

'>>2719129
Here in the UK we only get 2-4 true scorchers per summer, so I find it hard to empathise with you. I take vitamin D tablets so that I know I'm not slowly dying from a lack of UV rays.

Man, if we had sunny weather we'd be a completely different place all together. I do like our air though, humid and thick in the lungs.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719219 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)13:03:01') {

'overcast is always better';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719252 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)15:52:41') {

'>>2719129
simply become hispanic and you will just get darker when exposed to the sun';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719497 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)08:03:45') {

'>>2719129
What about not being fat?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719500 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)08:27:35') {

'>>2719129
>oh man this RUGGED TRAIL
>the TYPE TWO FUN is so INTENSE
,,,and then it turns out they're talking about the same track I pushed my grandma's wheelchair along last weekend. My brother in Christ you are literally walking on a level gravel path with full phone reception for two hours.

Even the shit that requires a small amount of preparation is turned into some kind of catastrophic do-or-die adventure when it's just going for a muddy/icy/warm walk up a hill with a pack on.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719504 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)08:48:46') {

'>>2719181
Oi guvna you got a loicense for that';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719508 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)09:05:49') {

'>>2719252
Spics know better than anyone how dangerous the sun can be, thats why you see them wearing hoodies and jeans in 90 degree heat';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719875 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:35:01') {

'About to touch grass right more, nigger!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2719897 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)14:48:20') {

'lots of melanin-enrinched gentlemen itt';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722165 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:53:07') {

'>>2719875
What';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722270 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:12:34') {

'>>2719129
This is why I hate the beach.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722364 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:51:58') {

'>>2719131
Still no usecase found for anything other than winter and the months immediately adjacent to it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2722450 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:42:10') {

'>glare in my eyes
sunglasses
>dehydration
fucking drink water
>sunburn
your skin will adapt to the sun after like a week with very few exceptions. you can also just wear a t-shirt and sunscrean
>i love sweating
wear either really loose or form fitting clothes. ive never understood the issue with sweating.
>i love chapped lips
yall niggas really get chapped lips from the heat? drink more water. different story in the cold tho
>i love being tired simply from being outside
yes thats called enjoying nature by participating in some way.

hope this advice helps pussy from a central texas native.';

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