String fullTitle = 'Im going to die in nature, wish me luck anons';
int postNumber = 2723564;
String image = '1713857524755864.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)03:32:04';
String comment = 'Im preparing to leave society and live in the temperate forests of Patagonia. I know my chance of survival is slim but on the odd chance I make it, I will finally be fulfilled. That said I consent to dying, doing what I love.
Skills:
>Trained botanist
>8/10 in foraging skill points
>Chemist by career, capable of producing rudimentary medicine (simple extraction and standardization) using plant and animal remains.
>Master gardener of both native and creole plants
>Able to track wild animals based on knowledge of plant communities
What are somethings I need to learn and train before going? Learn how to build a waterproof encampment under an hour? Learn how to trap? Learn how to spear fish? Etc.
What should be my overall goal other than surviving?';
'Surviving in the forest isn't hard but there's a lot of infrastructure you need, nobody can just walk into the Forrest and start rubbing sticks together. Nobody can build the infrastructure in time.
What you really want to do is buy a caravan, get a vacant block adjacent to the woods, get regular groceries, then try to reduce your dependence, spending longer and longer in the woods- but always being able to just walk back.';
'No you're not';
'>>2723579
Came here to say this.
OP, post coordinates of your camp so we can see your skelington on google earth as proof.
If you're asking 4chan what your "overall goal" should be "other than surviving" you are doing it for the wrong reasons and will be dead within a week or have some epiphany like 90% of the contestants on the Alone TV show and decide to come home';
'Good luck';
'I would survive';
'>>2723564
Based escapism/daydreaming poster.';
'>>2723564
You're going alone because never in a million years could you get someone to go with you, even on a day hike.';
'>>2723564
I'm not reading all that, but you sound like a loser. Go be disingenuous somewhere else.';
'>>2723564
kek.';
'>>2723723
>>2723734
>>2723854
Same guy';
'>>2723878
Why didn't the poster ID count go up when you posted...?';
'>>2723881
No clue what that means, Im a gay ph*ne user';
'>>2723881
>Noooo, there can't me more than one person pointing out by idle masturbatory behavior!!11
lol.';
'>>2723564
Dibs on your stuff.';
'>>2723564
>has a ton of skills listed that would help him survive
>still decides to ask 4chan of all places for advice';
'>>2723568
>Surviving in the forest isn't hard but there's a lot of infrastructure you need, nobody can just walk into the Forrest and start rubbing sticks together. Nobody can build the infrastructure in time.
This mindset is so dumb.
If that were truly the case the human species literally wouldn't exist.';
'can i bang ur sister while ur gone?';
'>>2723564
what the fuck is a creole plant';
'>>2723630
this! i live nearby (relatively)
your corpse could turn into an /out/ pilgrimage site';
'>>2723954
Plants originally from Europe. So wheat, oats, carrots, apples etc';
'>>2723564
Gain some weight before start, mor fat you got = more chances of survive';
'>>2723854
delete this';
'>>2723564
remember to bring a Bible, Godspeed anon';
'>>2723564
Btw find some way to document your adventures';
}