import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/pw/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Weekend Webm Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Weekend Webm Thread';
int postNumber = 14327411;
String image = '1713564019200391.webm';
String date = '04/19/24(Fri)18:00:19';
String comment = 'This is the destination for all based webms, brother
On tonight's docket: NJPW Windy City Riot, Wrestling World 2024, AJPW, NOAH and King's Road!'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327489 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:07:35'  && image=='naito bullies kidani again.webm') {

'I'm starting off with the stuff I missed last week! A couple of clips from Sakura Genesis, NOAH and Misawa vs. Kawada.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327611 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:19:34'  && image=='naito tsuji lij pose.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327640 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:21:49') {

'>>14327411
Moxley is the MOST BASED IWGP WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION in NJPW history.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327709 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:28:59'  && image=='daga yo-hey torture rack backbreaker.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327771 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:36:30'  && image=='misawa kawada kick catch elbow combo into enzuigiri.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327807 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:40:32') {

'>>14327709
>gets divorced
>becomes a better wrestler
BaseDaga'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327871 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:45:35'  && image=='misawa kawada tiger driver into tiger suplex.webm') {

'>>14327807
It's probably a controversial opinion on here (along with anything else positive regarding NOAH's junior division) but I've really enjoyed Daga's heel reign. It's good stuff.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327895 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:48:00') {

'>>14327411
What did you think of the Moxley/Naito match webmbro? I found it vastly underwhelming and that it ended too soon, but I haven't rewatched it with a more attentive set of eyes since then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14327935 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:52:40'  && image=='misawa kawada release tiger suplex.webm') {

'>>14327895
Yeah, pretty similar. I summed up my thoughts in last week's thread.
>t was alright. I actually think Mox has looked pretty good in NJPW over the past year despite not being a huge fan of him historically, but not having the incredible Japan production on his side really hurt it. Not as good as I wanted it to be, but about as good as I expected.
I'm not a Moxley guy and the one thing that keeps me from outright disliking him is NJPW's production being really good. I didn't want Naito to lose the belt but going in it felt all too possible, so I'm sure my expectations were hurt by that as well. On the bright side Mox very quickly set up a program with both Narita and Uemura, which is a huge plus. I just hope he puts over someone notable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328029 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:02:55'  && image=='vaquer azm leg drop combo.webm') {

'Done catching up! Here's Windy City Riot.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328059 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:07:55') {

'>>14327935
inching closer in that bridge to lock in the pin makes my neck hurt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328085 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:10:46'  && image=='vaquer azm corner dragon screw.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328187 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:21:03'  && image=='azm vaquer outside double foot stomp.webm') {

'This landing looks fucking horrendous. You couldn't pay me to do that shit.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328276 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:31:03'  && image=='vaquer azm double foot stomp dodge dropkick.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328378 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:42:23'  && image=='isaacs nelson phantasmo death valley driver backbreaker combo.webm') {

'This shit is really sick. I'm not super attached to WCWC more than just a spots team, but this stuff makes me wish I was.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328421 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:47:55') {

'>>14327771
based, thanks for continuing this match. Hoped you weren't going to cocktease me and post it last'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328441 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:49:53'  && image=='jack perry chicago entrance.webm') {

'>>14328421
If everything goes as planned, I'll have another King's Road match to close out tomorrow's thread, so I didn't feel like being annoying about it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328459 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:51:40'  && image=='1713477039487140.gif') {

'Webm bro, is this even worth converting? It's a quick gif but the main thing I hate is the ProWresBlog trampstamp

any way to remove it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328462 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:52:09') {

'I wonder if based webmchad listens to any music while clipping and uploading all this footage. I envision you as a Chain Reaction Records techno kind of lad, but who knows.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328538 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:01:42'  && image=='cry me a river.webm') {

'I can't be the only one who was so surprised at how well Perry did the heel thing in the US. He didn't feel super comfortable in Japan, but I actually really enjoyed his performance here. Still don't love him as a wrestler, but the heel stuff is good.
>>14328459
That's Hashimoto vs. Yamazaki, though I don't think it's from their G1 finals which is the only match of theirs I have saved. I could just crop the logo if you want me to, but I personally don't see a point in a 150p webm. I'm gonna see if I can track teh spot down and get you a proper webm.
>>14328462
It happens.
>Shinichi Atobe - The Red Line
I never got into techno much myself, but I gave this a listen now that you brought it up and it's nice.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328573 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:03:21') {

'>>14328538
Thanks, would love some more Hashimoto in general!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328702 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:09:52'  && image=='umino jack perry strike trade dropkick.webm') {

'>>14328459
Found it, it's from their 1996 match in the Tokyo Dome.
>>14328573
I'll see if I can't do the G1 finals and/or this match while I'm at it. I have quite a bit lined up for this week, so if I don't post it now I'll do my best to have it done by next week.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328732 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:11:49') {

'>>14328702
Of course brother, appreciated as always

I love me a good Kesagiri chop, one of my favorite strikes and Hashimoto seemed to have the copyright on the overhand one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14328864 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:18:03'  && image=='jack perry umino corner jumping knee.webm') {

'>>14328732
I'm the opposite, I think the Kesagiri is very hit-or-miss, but it's really fucking good when it hits. Relies a lot on a good sell, or you just decapitate the guy like Hashimoto used to do.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14329100 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:27:33'  && image=='umino jack perry go 2 sleep ddt counter.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14329352 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:36:01'  && image=='umino jack perry blaze blade into death rider.webm') {

'This is a really good Blaze Blade.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14329585 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:46:05'  && image=='the debut of el hijo del daryl.webm') {

'HE'S FUCKING JACKED!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14329873 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:59:51'  && image=='ali moonsaults onto the cameraman.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14330094 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:07:59'  && image=='ali hiromu tope suicida.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14330231 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:14:05'  && image=='cobb kidd ladder german suplex.webm') {

'I was sure Kidd was about to Hayabusa himself with a ladder for a fucking hardcore brawl spot against Eddie Kingston and Homicide.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14330497 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:23:36'  && image=='connors cobb spear.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14330660 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:30:31'  && image=='the passion of connors.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14330858 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:37:44'  && image=='riddle zsj double gutwrench suplex.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14331010 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:44:06'  && image=='zsj riddle avalanche jumping knee stf counter.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14331258 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:53:39'  && image=='riddle zsj bridging snap german suplex.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14331435 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:00:18'  && image=='riddle zsj triangle powerbomb into knee strike.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14331452 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:01:05') {

'What'd you think of Riddle's stay, webmbro?

I thought he was pretty good'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14331594 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:07:28'  && image=='zsj riddle rebound ddt rollthrough guillotine choke.webm') {

'>>14331452
I hate to say it, but I'm not convinced. He feels like such a weird, unfinished mix. He keeps up really well with ZSJ on the mat, and I feel like that's where the focus should be, but then he starts doing sentons and moonsaults and I lose interest entirely. I feel like he'd need a serious repackaging (and never speak again, bro) for me to like him.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14331756 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:15:42'  && image=='zsj riddle zackdriver.webm') {

'This elbow catch is super good. And as always, I love the little jump into the Zackdriver.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14331791 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:17:39') {

'>>14331594
Reminded me of Ken Shamrock a bit. Guess he could've gone deeper into the ground game, true, but I didn't mind the germans and the occasional moonsault.

What about Nemeth?
I'm high on Nemeth overall, just think he needs some more impactful offense. Clinical seller though, absolutely deserves his reputation as one of the best sellers in the business.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14331919 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:24:12'  && image=='riddle zsj release german suplex.webm') {

'>>14331791
>What about Nemeth?
I don't know if I've formed an opinion on him yet with two singles matches being all I've seen from him. I really liked the match against Ishii, but I'm fully convinced he could make anyone look like pure solid dimes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14332091 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:33:41'  && image=='ishii nemeth superplex.webm') {

'I lvoe how Ishii jumps off the buckle.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14332197 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:40:30'  && image=='nemeth ishii spike ddt.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14332331 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:48:14'  && image=='ishii nemeth powerbomb.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14332475 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:56:25'  && image=='nemeth ishii famouser.webm') {

'Torn between thinking Ishii half died or that this landing is perfectly safe. Either way, I winced.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14332576 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:02:47'  && image=='ishii nemeth lariat.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14332729 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:14:14'  && image=='nemeth ishii german suplex.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14332824 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:21:36'  && image=='ishii nemeth headbutt trade.webm') {

'God I love Ishii's running headbutt.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14332921 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:29:07'  && image=='naito moxley tope suicida chair shot counter.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333013 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:36:50'  && image=='moxley naito cutter into death rider.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333097 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:43:24'  && image=='naito moxley destino.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333136 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:47:18') {

'>>14332824
this whole match was like those michaels and hart selling clips, but for 15 minutes. i loved it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333145 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:48:21') {

'>>14332331
That nothing kick before he runs the rope is like a WWE parody kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333189 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:50:58'  && image=='moxley naito lariat into death rider.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333251 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:56:34'  && image=='akira completely outplays yano.webm') {

'I'm onto Wrestling World now! Can't promise to cover the entire show, but I'm going to try to.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333336 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:03:22'  && image=='tiger mask kato palm strike.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333407 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:10:07'  && image=='fujita douki chinlock.webm') {

'Smooth setup. Zack would be proud.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333492 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:18:22'  && image=='douki fujita reinera.webm') {

'MIlano popped like crazy for this.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333577 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:24:55'  && image=='douki fujita italian stretch 32.webm') {

'Good selling from Fujita here.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333641 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:30:37'  && image=='douki fujita daybreak.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333712 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:35:25'  && image=='pure strikes.webm') {

'>>14332576
>>14332824
Nemeth really knows how to use his long hair to sell whipping his head around

feel like this is something of a lost art
Bret Hart was always great at it too. I can't remember where, might've been Bret's book, but he mentioned something about how a lot of wrestlers favored having long hair because it helped them sell.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333728 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:37:04'  && image=='fujita douki release german suplex.webm') {

'Yen.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333798 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:43:20'  && image=='fujita douki bridging deadlift german suplex.webm') {

'YEN.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333915 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:52:04'  && image=='douki fujita doton no jutsu.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14333999 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:00:12'  && image=='uemura sanada yoshi-hashi armdrag double dropkick combo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334117 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:10:18'  && image=='yoshi-hashi uemura karma rollup.webm') {

'So slick.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334249 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:22:20'  && image=='sho character select screen.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334395 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:35:49'  && image=='tanahashi boltin sho kamikaze high fly flow combo.webm') {

'Pure yen combo.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334526 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:50:38'  && image=='boltin gets presented his jacket.webm') {

'This guy's simply too fucking big.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334733 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:10:35'  && image=='Kamei Jason cutting hair.webm') {

'Don't have much time to post Dragongate this weekend so you'll just get some storyline moments from me.
After having turned on his Natural Vibes teammates and aligned with Z-Brats, Jason Lee and Jacky Funky Kamei seem to be on a collision course.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334762 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:14:36'  && image=='bebolt tag league pose.webm') {

'Basado. I'm confused as to why they didn't officially announce this as Boltin's graduation match or even do it before, but I think this is a cute celebration even if it doesn't feel very formal or official. It's also all for me tonight! I'll be back tomorrow with some NOAH catch-up, AJPW title matches and King's Road, all depending on what kind of time I have. I'll see you all then! Sleep well, bros.
>>14334733
Always great to have you, DGbro! Hopefully you can keep us bumped for a little before the EUbros can pick up. Thanks for the OC!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334779 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:16:47'  && image=='Steel Cage announced.webm') {

'It's official, at Dead or Alive, Mascara contra Cabellera 5 Way Steel Cage Match
>Shun Skywalker - Mask on the line
vs.
>Kzy - Natural Vibes leadership on the line
vs.
>Jason Lee - Hair on the line
vs.
>Jacky Funky Kamei - Hair on the line
vs.
>HYO - Hair on the line(?)

>>14334762
Thank you WebMBro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334932 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:34:08'  && image=='Rey de Parejas finals.webm') {

'Might be able to get the main event. Finals for Rey de Parejas. Naruki Doi & Dragon Kid vs. YAMATO & Susumu Yokosuka (has changed his name from Susumu Mochizuki)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14334960 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:36:37'  && image=='Yokosuka Kid exploder.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335023 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:42:22'  && image=='Kid Yokosuka knee drop.webm') {

'How does Dragon Kid manage to make stuff look so easy at his age';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335055 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:46:13'  && image=='YAMATO Kid go to hospital II.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335129 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:54:11'  && image=='YokosukaYAMATO Kid super exploder into go to hospital into brainbuster.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335170 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:01:21'  && image=='Doi YAMATO toss.webm') {

'ey yo, Doi wtf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335182 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:02:44') {

'>>14334526
kek what a based delinquent'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335282 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:16:52'  && image=='DoiKid KiyomiyaAlejandro set.webm') {

'The champions come out to confront the winners of the tournament. Naruki Doi is pissed.
>You refuse to wear Dragongate's Twin Gate titles on the shows you appear on. Of all the Twin Gate Champions in history, you two have reduced the value of the belts the most. You are third rate champions.
Kaito fires back
>In that case, you two are fifth rate challengers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335335 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:23:27'  && image=='Veteran unit is formed.webm') {

'To end the show the four competitors in the finals note that them being the final teams in the tournament shows that the old guard still have much to give and decide to join forces.
So a new veteran unit has formed in Dragongate (name tbd).
Members:
>YAMATO (42). Debuted in 2006.
>Naruki Doi (43). Debuted in 2000
>Dragon Kid (48). Debuted in 1997
>Susumu Yokosuka (45). Debuted 1995'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335786 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:15:55') {

'>>14327411
Thank you, based webmbro.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14335795 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:17:26') {

'>>14334762
Thanks as always webmCHAD
>>14334779
and dgCHAD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14336459 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)06:18:04') {

'>>14335795
Based fellow "thanks"-poster

Time to keep the thread bumped - the EUbros doing our part o7'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14336992 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)07:43:31') {

'Bampu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14338462 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:58:19') {

'>>14332091
Not gonna let this thread die'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14338765 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:29:06') {

'>>14336459
doing my part!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14339217 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:12:35') {

'>>14331258
Did he just want out or something?
He seems regular, isn't wearing all that gay shit or getting into trouble anymore.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14339641 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:59:16'  && image=='1704503487164667.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14340101 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:45:06') {

'>>14339217
He walked out celebrating after losing, there's no way Riddle could wrestle in Shin "anti-drugs" Nihon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14340670 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:44:28'  && image=='1703966201653825.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14341302 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)15:36:50'  && image=='1691879580508598.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14341597 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:03:02') {

'>>14327411
are you doing requests from dailymotion? if so, can I get the kid not wanting Natalya's glasses (from 1:32 to 1:46)

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8weqm0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14341996 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:34:18') {

'>>14341597
lmao she's so fucking anti-dimes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14342034 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:37:42') {

'>>14340670
Why can't wrestling look like this anymore? I don't mean the moves or wrestlers, I mean the camera and colors'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14342555 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)17:36:41'  && image=='baybay.webm') {

'bumping for webmbro';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14342804 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:05:49'  && image=='greene thatcher huxley outside crossbody.webm') {

'I'm back! Thank you all for keeping us bumped! Here's some NOAH to get us started.
>>14341597
I'll try to get that done in a bit! Remind me if I miss it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14342902 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:14:29'  && image=='morris huxley enzuigiri.webm') {

'Slick movement.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14342992 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:21:20'  && image=='huxley thatcher morris elbow drop backbreaker combo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343067 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:27:30') {

'>>14329100
>>14329352
Why does this dork even want to go back to AEW when he can be big fish in a small bond the first time in his life?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343111 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:30:42'  && image=='morris huxley double GLK.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343193 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:37:56') {

'>>14342902
>>14342992
>>14343111
Morris has been really good lately.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343202 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:39:05'  && image=='shiozaki sugiura corner trade into elbow kesagiri chop combo.webm') {

'>>14343193
I've liked him. Haven't caught up far enough to see the HAYATA match yet, but I am curious to see how that plays out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343298 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:46:49'  && image=='kotoge sugiura pin break dropkick.webm') {

'I haven't really loved him before, but between the Akiyama match and this, I am starting to really love Kotoge as Team NOAH's junior shit starter.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343389 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:54:50'  && image=='kotoge sugiura headbutt.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343523 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:06:15'  && image=='aleja daga dodges.webm') {

'Actually sorta cool.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343624 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:13:46'  && image=='kaito kenoh ring-out jumping elbow.webm') {

'BASED';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343704 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:21:10'  && image=='kaito kenoh ko palm strike.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343785 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:28:48'  && image=='kenoh uses oiwa for kicking practice.webm') {

'>oiwa lil bro-ing niggas with boston crabs
He's grown so much.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343890 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:37:06') {

'Thank you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14343931 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:40:13'  && image=='owada oiwa boston crab break.webm') {

'Really good break. It feels like they're sorta going all in on Owada as their star young lion with the others on excursion now and he's looking fucking fantastic.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344041 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:48:58'  && image=='oiwa owada release german suplex.webm') {

'DUMPED';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344120 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:55:47'  && image=='oiwa owada gutwrench powerbomb.webm') {

'>kaito still beating the shit out of kenoh in the background';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344189 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:02:37'  && image=='marufuji gives sasaki his introductory chop.webm') {

'Always a based spot.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344225 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:04:20') {

'>>14341597
>>14342804
I'm reminding you :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344304 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:11:45'  && image=='marufuji sasaki hook kick into ko-oh.webm') {

'It's fucking silly how smooth Maru still is.
>>14344225
Downloading, working on it. Thanks!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344308 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:12:00') {

'>>14344225
Don't worry, he'll get around to it

I'm waiting on the Hashimoto request from the start of the thread but by god, webmbro never forgets'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344374 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:17:52'  && image=='''no''.webm') {

'>>14344225
Here it is!
>>14344308
If I don't have time for the full Hashimoto request by tonight, I promise I'll be closing the thread out with the decapitation webm.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344420 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:20:31') {

'>>14344374
You a real one (not Enzo Amore)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344447 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:22:18') {

'>>14344374
LMAO thank you so much!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344499 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:25:36'  && image=='marufuji sasaki nutmeg dropkick.webm') {

'And he's still tricky as hell. Such a Maru-only finish.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344625 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:32:35'  && image=='seethes in scottish.webm') {

'>unintelligible
Why's he so mad?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344743 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:40:04'  && image=='jake lee hijo del dr wagner jr running knee.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344882 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:49:44'  && image=='jake lee hijo del dr wagner jr double big boot.webm') {

'This shit made me laugh so much. It reminds me of that Goldberg vs. La Parka gif.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14344986 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:57:03'  && image=='hijo del dr wagner jr jake lee fbs.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14345087 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:04:10'  && image=='abe nakajima kick catch dragon screw.webm') {

'Next up is some AJPW Finnerjima, starting with his match against Abe.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14345231 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:12:54'  && image=='abe nakajima elbow combo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14345360 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:21:26'  && image=='nakajima abe backdrop suplex into palm strike.webm') {

'Such a good KO sell from Abe.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14345516 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:31:54'  && image=='nakajima abe northern lights bomb.webm') {

'The little single-leg stall here is beautiful.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14345678 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:45:18'  && image=='ashino nakajima clean break.webm') {

'And next up is his defense vs. Ashino! I think it's a shame the Abe match wasn't given more time, but I get that AJPW Abe isn't BattlARTS.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14345803 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:54:43'  && image=='ashino nakajima big boot shoulder tackle trade.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14345933 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:04:18'  && image=='ashino nakajima ring-out gutwrench suplex.webm') {

'The most nonchalant way to throw a guy out of the ring ever.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14346056 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:12:04'  && image=='ashino nakajima elbow trade into european uppercut combo.webm') {

'Love Nakajima selling the neck, it's such an overlooked part of making these strike trades meaningful.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14346202 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:23:35'  && image=='ashino nakajima release german suplex into lariat.webm') {

'So sick.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14346380 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:34:47'  && image=='ashino nakajima release powerbomb.webm') {

'Jesus H Fucking Christ this is not fun to watch.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14346521 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:44:11'  && image=='ashino nakajima german suplex.webm') {

'I really love the yank down into the pin halfway through the suplex here. Always makes it look more impactful.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14346652 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:52:27'  && image=='nakajima ashino ko palm strike.webm') {

'Fucking crumpled.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14346839 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:06:26'  && image=='nakajima ashino vertical spike.webm') {

'So, so, so good.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14346969 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:15:57'  && image=='nakajima anzai lockup leg kicks.webm') {

'I fucking love Anzai's leg sells. Nakajima's kicks are like bombshells, so I'm sure it hurts a ton for a shoot, but Anzai is so good at illustrating "holy shit I am not putting weight there right now"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347124 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:28:18'  && image=='anzai nakajima clean break jumping knee.webm') {

'I really like how both Anzai and Kaito spring off their opponents with their jumping knees.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347216 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:37:53'  && image=='nakajima anzai elbow trade into leg kick takedown.webm') {

'Love how Nakajima shoves Anzai off him here. So much character in that little interaction.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347351 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:49:31'  && image=='nakajima anzai grounded elbow combo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347491 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:03:41'  && image=='nakajima anzai elbows into backdrop suplex.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347509 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:05:13') {

'>>14328029
>>14328085
>>14328187
Thanks I was at this card but didn't think to even look up clips from it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347580 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:10:43'  && image=='nakajima anzai ko elbow.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347684 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:21:28'  && image=='nakajima anzai corner kick combo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347741 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:27:35'  && image=='nakajima anzai kicks into dragon screw.webm') {

'The stumble on this whiffed lariat is so fucking perfect.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347822 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:35:01'  && image=='nakajima anzai arm work.webm') {

'Love how Nakajima doesn't even catch this elbow, he just kinda grabs it as it hits him. The arm wring is brutal looking too.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347900 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:43:00'  && image=='nakajima anzai ko palm strike.webm') {

'As a kayfabechad, I kind of have to object to the result of this match. Anzai was clearly out both after the sleeper hold and this palm strike. The ref should not have let it continue.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14347979 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:50:55'  && image=='nakajima anzai brutality kick.webm') {

'GANMEN WO!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348144 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:15:45'  && image=='anzai nakajima jumping knee into german suplex.webm') {

'Weird finish, I'm bummed I couldn't see the board's reactions to this when it happened. I think this finish would've been perfect for a tag match setting up the pin and title match, but it's weird as a finish to a title match. Nakajima is on offense for literally 95% of the match. The two jumping knees and this suplex are the only moves Anzai lands bar a dropkick. It doesn't really translate as the crowning of a new ace at all to me, it feels like a fluke victory, meant to make Nakajima respect Anzai for an upcoming match, but maybe they plan to expand on that. Conflicted on the result, but happy to see Anzai as champ even if I don't love specfically the result, the kid deserves it. Super good match aside from that, and if this is the end of Nakajima's time in AJPW I think it was a very fun run.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348202 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:25:15'  && image=='kawada taue powerslam into kick.webm') {

'Finally (I haven't forgotten the Hashimoto webm, I promise) here's Mitsuharu Misawa & Toshiaki Kawada vs Akira Taue & Jun Akiyama from 04.12.92, the final match from that year!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348245 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:31:52'  && image=='kawada suplexes akiyama out of a sleeper.webm') {

'Kawada's fucking face murders my sides';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348338 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:43:19'  && image=='misawa and kawada kill akiyama.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348377 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:50:02'  && image=='kawada akiyama spinning heel kick.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348425 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:56:34'  && image=='kawada akiyama powerslam into kicks.webm') {

'These kicks are dumb. What a fucking welcome to the business.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348487 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:03:07'  && image=='kawada akiyama gomon cobra twist.webm') {

'Then again, this isn't any less dumb.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348554 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:09:11'  && image=='kawada akiyama sharpshooter.webm') {

'Really, really good break. So well shot.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348727 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:34:24'  && image=='1676156424844821.webm') {

'>>14342804
>Thank you all for keeping us bumped
You are welcome'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348829 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:49:05'  && image=='akiyama misawa bridging german suplex.webm') {

'>>14348727
You're on my Rushmore, bumpchad.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348891 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:58:41'  && image=='misawa akiyama elbows into backdrop suplex.webm') {

'Based Misawa swagging on the young boy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14348936 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:05:53'  && image=='hashimoto yamazaki midkick kesagiri chop trade into head kick.webm') {

'>>14328459
>>14344308
Here's that Hashimoto request! Sorry about the delay, but I'm happy to have something this sick to round out the thread. More next week!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14349040 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:20:28'  && image=='AISHITEMASU.webm') {

'That's all I've got for you this week! I'll be back next week with NJPW Wrestling Dontaku, NOAH, GLEAT and those Hashimoto matches I promised! Thank you all for hanging out in what I would like to say is one of the better threads recently! Good discussion, some requests and plenty of quality webms. A special thank you to DGbro for the OC. This one is my favorite from this round. >>14335055
Goodnight, bros.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14349144 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:37:32'  && image=='1708827767051728.webm') {

'>>14348829
Arigato~

>>14349040
Goodnight and until next weekend, based webmbro.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14349184 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:44:15') {

'>>14329873
Accidentally triggered the ol moonsault reflex. Many wrestlers struggle with it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14349193 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:46:08') {

'>>14349184
Kek
I'm imagining a PSA in black and white about how you can get compensation if you suffer from random sudden backflips because of your time in the industry'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==14349988 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:52:57') {

'>>14349040
thanks as always webmCHAD'
;

}

}
}