'>>14431933
All Porker had to do was workout and he’d be pushed to the moon';

'>>14431933
>porker fired everywhere and forced to go to mexico';

'>shit body
>shit look
>shit face
>shit promo
>shit wrestling
>lazy
>entitled
>self mark who wore his own non WWE approved merch in the PC and backstage 24/7 and even tried to sell it to wrestlers and management
>constantly on his phone during promo class
>always late to practice and rehearsals
>does nothing but watch anime and go on social media backstage during shows
>tried to explain his "gimmick" to Shawn and Hunter by having them watch a 20 minute Geekdom 101 video about Dragon Ball Super while he sat there with a smirk on his face
>is specifically paired with Joe Gacy and explicitly told to learn from him and look up to him as a mentor to improve in all facets of wrestling but instead of taking notes and learning from him he never went to any of the meetings set up by management with Joe Gacy to work on his skills and barely even talked let alone hang out with Joe Gacy outside of tapings
>goes up to talent while they're in the middle of working out to ask them to take pictures of him showing off his thighs
>was asked explicitly to lose weight and stick to a professionally regimented nutrition plan from the in house nutritionist but ignores it and barely worked out outside of doing squats and leg presses
>told talent and management that if he wasn't destined for greatness then he would have started his career in the indies
>goes into the PC just to take pictures and tense in front of the mirror
>does his pose constantly backstage even when he's not taking pictures
>would kiss Hunter and Shawn's ass when they actually give him advice only for him to disregard everything they tell him while telling the other talent that "Vince pays my bills not DX." even though the advice and instructions Hunter and Shawn were being relayed from Vince himself
>told senior NXT talent and one higher up that he can't wait to leave NXT so he can party around the country when he gets called up
>still thinks he's God's gift to wrestling';

'>>14431933
it looks like he's sucking in his gut.
embarrassing physique.';

'parker is just a nigga who hangs with wrestlers';

'>>14432435
SHEEEEEEEEESH';

'>>14432435
All this is not true';

'>>14431933
Saving this to my feet folder, thank you so much anon';

'>>14432625
what the fuck';

'>>14432435
you made that up';

'>>14431933
It's weird because I figured he'd be easy money by now.

Feels like he was too immature and not a sperg like Brock who they can pair with a jew like Heyman who would just tell him what to do.

He's still young, but yeah, weirdly enough all the Social Media stuff kind of killed him. Dude just comes off too much like a zoomer.';

'>>14433339
So you don't know?';

'>>14432435
>would drink from other people's water bottles at the PC and when confronted he would just walk out and go home
>always called Jamie Noble, Jaime Doble for some reason
>always parked his car at the reserved management spaces
>told newer talent that they needed to get on his drip before giving them his own merch
>would always mutter "shit tats" under his breath everytime he passed Cora Jade
>always walked in the middle of tight hallways especially when other people were either behind him or coming towards him
>told a top NXT talent that he should wear a "Push Parker" shirt during a taping
>made people listen to his headphones playing his own remix of Sicko Mode as soon as they finished having a match
>got JJ Williams banned from NXT because he always referred to him as "The Children Observer"
>would always leave Taco Bell paperbags full of napkins and opened sauce packets on the floor backstage
>when confronted by a fellow talent about his loud music backstage he just stared and tensed until the talent walked away
>Always came into Shawn's office asking if he thinks he's cute before posing and dabbing out the door
>Would roll around the ring during forward roll class forcing Albert to chase him around
>Chanted THE BEAN KICKED IN for 3 hours straight when Kurt Angle came in as a guest speaker
>Planked on top of Vince's limo and wouldn't get off until Vince calles him Parker-Sama
>Always walked into the women's bathroom to do his pose while he waits for someone to come in only for him to run as soon as they do
>Would corner people in the back to give them a 7 minute speech about how much he loved Oreo Os and Froot Loops';

'>>14431933
Kek what a skinnyfat wigger';

'>>14432435
Ok, how you know?';

'Just how shit was Porker that he was thrown out of Tiny's toybox that still has Cole Karter in it?';

'>>14433525
>Would stand in front of occupied urinals and shout "Pour up, Drank" over and over again until the person using it comes out
>When he was asked why he was always late to practice by a fellow talent he stared at him and asked if he "would ask Brock Lesnar the same question." before leaving and beating his chest
>Always went up to people in the gym and told them to do more squats
>When Tommaso Ciampa came up to him and told him he was slacking off with his training he answered with "Go snitch on me then bruh!"
>Would always high five Road Dogg no matter what he was doing
>Would imitate ape noises every time the term "Gorilla Position" was used
>Always play "Die Very Rough" from his Bluetooth speaker every time he was in the same room as Quincy Elliot
>Asked building management if they could frame and hang up his Berserk poster near the entrance of Full Sail
>based his face touch angle with Joe Gacy on Asuka and Shinji at the end of EoE
>asked Two Dimes to play "Komm, süßer Tod" from his Bluetooth speaker as soon as he came back into gorilla after said angle
>would stare at Poppy and tense from afar every time she was brought in
>would introduce himself to new people by saying "Hi, I am Kendrick Lamar aka Benz is to me just a car."
>would always yell "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!" every time Bron Breakker would come out during tapings
>was caught crying alone in the locker room and when he was asked why he said he was listening to "4 Your Eyez Only"
>would pretend not to see Johnny Gargano every time he walked past him by looking slightly above Johnny's head
>shook Vince's hand and said "Hi, I'm Brock Lesnar" when Vince came to visit
>would sometimes say "Yeah, boy" like Flavor Flav to answer yes or no questions even if he means to answer no';

'>>14431933
>tattoos (kek)
>ZERO (0) chest development
>mediocre upper arms
>good traps
>good quads
the actual fuck is this guy's workout routine? shrugs and squats and in between getting bathroom stall graffiti on his skin? wtf';

'>>14431933
bron is a steiner, carmelo has a job because he's married to bianca. parker is a college football shitter who couldn't even do CFL or arena, and there's hundreds of them who appear every single year aged 22 while he just gets older and older';

'>>14431933
https://suno.com/song/8f6230b6-d1d3-4165-8ff9-bebdac62cb88';

'>>14433619
>shook Vince's hand and said "Hi, I'm Brock Lesnar" when Vince came to visit
he unironically would've been hotshotted into winning the belt if he'd done this';

'>>14433651
>Comes into the PC 40 minutes late for promo class.
>XXX Tentacion blaring from his Bluetooth speaker strapped to his Herschel back pack.
>Sits down next to Gigi Dollin and starts tensing his thighs.
>A flustered Shawn and Road Dogg are incensed and tell him to leave.
>Parker gets up and starts playing "Die Very Rough" and cuts a promo about Shawn's lazy eye and Road Dogg being a boot licking bitch.
>Stares at Gigi and grabs his crotch before doing his pose.
>A tearful Shawn is calling for security.
>Road Dogg is vibrating.
>Parker says "Check please" before leaving and doing forward rolls with Albert.
Yes';

'>>14433690
Why did he like showing off his legs so much like a woman would?';

'>>14431933
>parker standing with his arms spread out to try and look bigger
How does the tallest person in the image come across as the most insecure?';

'>>14433705
Because all he did was leg presses while playing on his phone and shrugs because he was following some dude name Grizzly or something. Like he would load up retarded amounts of weights on a bar, then try to shrug it with the bar in his armpits while screaming like a retard.

Guy was weird.';

'>>14433738
honestly might be the first time i've seen someone that skips upper body days and only does leg days';

'Remember to tune it ParkerChads

https://www.trillertv.com/watch/triplemania-32-monterrey-es/2pery/
https://www.trillertv.com/watch/triplemania-32-monterrey-es/2pery/
https://www.trillertv.com/watch/triplemania-32-monterrey-es/2pery/';

'>>14433797
>qt marshall
why have i heard this name before?';

'>>14433803
Run's Cody's wrestling school and quit AEW because they wouldn't book him as main event talent.';

'>>14433665
Carmelo isn't married to Bianca';

'>>14432435
>shit wrestling
Everything else aside, he's complete fucking garbage in the ring. Watch that match he and Sonny Kiss had with Goldust and I want to say Queef Pee.';

'>>14431933
>Parker fired from NXT, fired from AEW
lying BITCH
https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aew-roster';

'>>14433525
>>would always mutter "shit tats" under his breath everytime he passed Cora Jade
This one's based.';

'>>14431933
Bron with Parkers height would be a company ace for decades.';

'>>14433910
Did SRS lie or have they just forgotten to update the site? Either way KWAB';

'>>14432435
Now THIS is what I call a GREEN character';

'>>14432435
>>14433525
>>14433619
>>14433651
>>14433690
Jesus...';

'>>14432614
cool story porker';