import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77243002;
String image = '1713901994138333.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)15:53:14';
String comment = '>come to /r9k/ in 2014
>think its for misfits and based autists
>it's really just for faggots, creeps, pedos and incels
>tfw

You guys aren't bros. You guys are just the filth of society.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243024 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:54:56') {

'>>77243002
damn yea that is a real person
i look and sound like this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243030 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:55:32') {

'>>77243002
then what does that make you?'
;

}

if(ruby && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243040 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:56:15'  && image=='18.png') {

'>>77243002
haha ya im a based otists haha WEEEEEE'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243093 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:00:52') {

'>>77243002
reddit and discord are infested with those people as well, arguably even more so'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243131 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:04:19'  && image=='1546236492459.jpg') {

'>>77243030
A robot. A true robot.
I don't say this lightly when i say the lot of you deserve death. We are not the same. You are immoral. actual, unironic degenerates. Not in the /pol/ fashion of not being white. But just morally, sexually reprehensible people.

kiddy diddlers, wanting to fuck dudes in a rapey way, cuckolds. Not trying to sound like a chud but the actual shit that hitler (or anybody before 1945) would instantly publicly execute. You are not based, or some kind of underdog. Just scum. You are the guy who touches so and so's daughter, that drugs and rapes people, who rapes women. I could go on.

tl:dr i hate all of you and you are make me reconsider if human rights apply to everyone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243176 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:08:21'  && image=='1712698862368.jpg') {

'>>77243131
get off your high horse you self-righteous faggot, and stop projecting your psychotic fantasies on the rest of us'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243308 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:18:10') {

'>>77243176
>psychotic fantasies.
have you looked at the catalogue anytime in the last 10 years? It'd make anyone's skin crawl
>get off your high horse
i'm not apologizing for being right. I didn't think not being a delusional tranny posting anime in my thigh highs was sittting on a high horse. guess thats the world we live in now.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243394 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:26:12') {

'>>77243308
>It'd make anyone's skin crawl
no, it wont. unless you're an overly sensitive little cunt who cant rise above puritan values. i wish it would become even more degenerate since i find chaos entertaining, which you do too, otherwise you wouldnt be here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243607 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:41:55') {

'>>77243394
if you are defending this heaping pile of shit then you ironically are 100% the person in my 'fantasy' i am describing. If you weren't the tranny menace i was talking about then you'd just agree with me.'
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}

if(lesbianloserlurker && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243717 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:50:22') {

'fucking sucks because a lotta the people who visit here probably don't have anywhere else they feel they can go to, and the place where they might find some sort of human connection/relatability is overrun by this filth that you don't wanna be lumped into';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243959 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:10:06'  && image=='STATE OF R9K.jpg') {

'>>77243176
>>77243394
You are nothing but filth. and i won't listen to a word of your drivel you tranny faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243972 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:11:34') {

'>>77243308
>Comes to 4chan for a decade
>"Grrr, this place is full of evil degenerates that I hate"
No one does that.
There's a reason you know exactly how degenerate this place is and it's not because you avoid it, friend.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243979 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:12:12') {

'>>77243002
well-adjust and normal people do not stick around, that leaves the dregs, thats what you came for and thats what you stay for.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77243995 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:13:25'  && image=='1709747711319.png') {

'>>77243959
How is my thread "incel cult shit "?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244020 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:15:33') {

'>>77243002
And when did you come here for the first time?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244030 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:16:37') {

'>>77243002
I'd say incels are misfits'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244033 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:17:05') {

'>>77243995
it's an incel post dummy. you posted
>tfw no gf #33465363464664646'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244054 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:18:08'  && image=='IMG_6052.jpg') {

'>>77243002
yeah, yeah, do you want your cock gobbled or not you fuckin faggot

>trips on the captcha so now i get to suck your dick no matter if you want it or not.

come here bby <3 schlurrrrrp'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244064 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:19:04') {

'>>77243131
You're talking about coomers, and I agree they are scum'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244111 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:22:49') {

'>>77243002
>tfw op is a newfag trying to paint the old 4chan in a specific inaccurate light
>>77243176
Based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244168 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:27:46'  && image=='IMG_6054.jpg') {

'>>77244064
i do be goopin my gunker on da reg
i say i say
ima slobber monster on tha meat'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244210 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:31:22') {

'>>77244168
everybody cooms dude. you just have to let everyone know about it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244322 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:42:14'  && image=='1588930613168.jpg') {

'>>77243717
>Comes to weeb porn website to find friends
>"Augh, why is there so much filth that goes against my Jewish king's commands?

You're too stupid to use the internet. Go write letters to Jesus and hope he'll be your friend.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244338 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:43:57'  && image=='IMG_6056.jpg') {

'>>77244210
i dont coom nigger i goon like a proper degen

and i dont think getting off to being a throat slave is normal cooming jus saying

>picrel: me in heaven'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244464 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:55:59') {

'>>77244338
i know. you are a faggot. it's what you do.
In my 4chan. you'd be sent to /trash/
i know it's not my business but being a throat slave, that ain't it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244481 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:58:33') {

'>>77244168
if u look anything like your picrel i want throatfuck u until on of your lungs punctered'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244671 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:14:59'  && image=='IMG_6060.jpg') {

'>>77244464
get used to it
> i know it's not my business but being a throat slave, that ain't it.

and yes it most certain is it

theres nothing more ecstatic than garglin on meat , dont knock it till u try it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77244716 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:19:46'  && image=='IMG_5803.jpg') {

'>>77244481
>throatfucked until one of my lungs punctured

me on death row when they ask how i want to be executed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77245144 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:05:59') {

'>>77244671
fags always double down when confronted.
Is being a fag some kind of statement?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77245375 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:31:17'  && image=='IMG_5941.jpg') {

'>>77245144
u seem to be an expert on fag behavior lol wanna study me while i suck ur dick'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77245397 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:33:59') {

'>>77243131
Based. I don't know how anons deny the pedos, rapists, and degen infestation of this board. And if you get rid of the demoralizing threads, self harm threads, porn threads, and drug threads, r9k is virtually empty. No matter how much time I waste here, I will never identify with "board culture", ie a group of anonymous strangers on the internet.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77245477 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:43:23') {

'>>77245397
/r9k/ is a pedo faggot rapist board, sorry
>>77244716
>>77245375
how about i cuff you up in my basement and invite my friends over for daily gangbang sessions, then afterwards you can lap up our cum from a dish on the floor like a cute little cat boy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77245603 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:55:57'  && image=='gigagrab.png') {

'>>77245375
I hope you are into erotic asphyxiation, creep.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77245638 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:59:58'  && image=='IMG_5943.jpg') {

'>>77245477
yes yes master please gimme cummie milk! Thurrrrrp thurrrp mauwww uwu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77245686 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:04:52') {

'>>77245638
dont be a greedy little boy, better savor it because itll be your only sustenance from now on. if u behave properly and obey maybe youll get a nice little present'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77246040 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:40:59'  && image=='IMG_6074.jpg') {

'>>77245686
ill be good i swear
i wonder how long i could survive on cummies alone, i bet you could add in whatever missing nutrients to fortify the sperm and make it my only meal indefinitely.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77246189 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:00:09'  && image=='y.jpg') {

'>>77245638
>>77245686
>>77246040
you fags have no self awareness. you are a living meme.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77246506 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:31:23') {

'>>77246289
banned for camwhoring. And you got a manly ass. Doesn't matter though. you look like those caricatures on the inside.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77246517 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:32:31') {

'>>77246189
HAHHAHAHAHHA FUCKING KEK!

Also yea, r9k is dead now and 4chan in general is dying a slow unceremonious death thank god. Just fucking leave man, this place is a glownigger honeypot timesink with 0 redeeming qualities and I've been here 9 fucking years.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77246543 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:34:36') {

'>>77243002
/r9k/ is for miserable people
I come here when I am miserable
I would recommend against interacting with anyone who considers this place to be their main board, same as you would /b/, /pol/, or any of the porn boards'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77246551 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:35:27') {

'>>77243002
robot is just interchangable with incel now. all the normie niggers should fuck off however'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77246778 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:00:43'  && image=='IMG_5757.png') {

'>>77246506
leave us fags alone lol, the fact you took time to ps the cartoon at all is funny to me, and then baited a self pic post, called it a camwhore moment, and then coped about it not being accurate but achkshyually its true on the inside

us fags live rent free in your head dog'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247090 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:35:59') {

'>>77246778
>us fags live rent free in your head dog
you live rent free in the board.
why don't you ooga booga go back to /lgbt/?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247144 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:41:07') {

'>>77243959
How are we not bored of this shit yet? Like thought by now we would get tired of this and change things up.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247249 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:51:17') {

'>>77247144
we live in dark times i'm not gonna hold you. Which is debatable but it certainly has been better. the price of living is through the roof, media is corrupted by the left and the things is thats not even a meme, it's a fact. You can't ignore it. and 4chan is run by a japanese guy who lets just say does not give a fuck about the state of the board and much like most politian's. Only wants to maintain the mundane, shitty status quo.
>How are we not bored of this shit yet?
Back in 2018-2019 i was very active in protesting the state of things and i did get bored. Most of the time i don't reply to things that uppity 2018 me would write a scathing comment about. But sometimes i vent my hatred of the current system every now and then. Like now just to spite the fags. I'm in hell. They are wallowing in filthy heaven.

I've dreamed about either taking over 4chan and actually moderating the site by containing things to their boards. I've also dreamt of 4chan collapsing and giving alternative chans some actual traffic instead of 2 posts a week. But now i'm so pessimistic I think you fags, and by you i mean everyone would just flock to one new chan and beg to be cucked under a monopoly. When theres a monopoly over something. You are not a customer, you are a dependent and thats what we see here. There is no where else to go. I can go to some hobby boards like /lit/, /k/ or even /x/ but when i want to post something off topic i invariably come here as a less worse version of /b/. and i see nothing but failed normies and filth.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247287 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:56:16') {

'>>77243002
>faggots, creeps, pedos and incels
you called?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247336 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:00:40') {

'>>77247090
ya cause its free real estate try and stop me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247577 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:32:16') {

'>>77247336
MadThat. who is a former 4chan lolcow got sent to prison for CP and in prison he turned prison guy. he openly states he fucks and gets fucked by guys in his freetime.
You'd think he's just a degenerate like you but he came back here after i think 5 years in prison and he was shocked to see that it was all just porn and gay shit.

Think about that. an actual gay pedophile doesn't like you and has more soul than you. other gays think you are annoying. you are nothing but the product of globohomo and hyperconnectivity. Your like an internet yuppie.
I don't mind that your gay or even nasty gay I just hate that thats literally all you are. It's like you are not even a person. Just a fag.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247578 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:32:20') {

'>>77247249
>election immigrant going on rants about how "modern" 4chan is bad
painful irony'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247625 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:38:24') {

'>>77247577
wow imagine thinking I would read this shit lol maybe ur the fag'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247634 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:39:11') {

'>>77247578
I'm not an election immigrant. I am OP and i stated I came here in 2014, 2 years before the election though i remember that election clearly. One of the biggest happenings ever.

They'll always see me as a newfag because 2014 is still 11 tears from 2003 but a decade of board experience is quite a lot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248214 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:51:23'  && image=='1695485643174.png') {

'But autists are always some combination of faggot, creep, pedo or incel? Some are even based.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248241 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:54:22'  && image=='1697842530567354.jpg') {

'>>77243002
It took you 10 years to reach this conclusion?
You are not a fast thinker, are you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248330 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:06:59') {

'im none of those
just a loser, i miss old internet with just losers around'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248405 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:17:11') {

'>>77243131
On this board, or anywhere in the internet

We only see what we are looking for. Not to insult you but it's highly unlikely that you've accounted for every detail, and if you think you have then I got news for you. You haven't. For example, have you analyzed the names of the trips who post here? Or the sources of the images posted here? Or the code of the webpage?

Now, you might think these variables are irrelevant but I inly use them to make the point that you have selected by choice what you want to see, and are blind to all else.

I guarantee that you observe these things commonly elsewhere. And they are the things which, for one reason or another, you seek.

All this is to say that you're assumptions aught be questioned.

Have you considered the fact you assert yourself to be a "robot" and what that means.

Not, what does being a "robot" mean. But how you conclude to identify as such.


You're like a tranny to me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248488 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:28:58'  && image=='1412015077031.jpg') {

'>>77243002
why didn't you go to 2014 meetups?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248518 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:31:42') {

'>>77248488
tfw no /an/ gf
btw all of them mog me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248531 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:33:14'  && image=='1711280364420113.png') {

'>>77248488
/e/ gf and /v/ bro'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249407 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:26:44') {

'>>77244111
>inaccurate light
>>77243959

saying /r9k/ isn't exactly like how i'm describing is like going 'pshh' and dismissing complaints about any real issue. Thats usually how the powers that be treat those who are actually downtrodden. They just say they are ungratful/stupid/overreacting or in modern times, racist and swept under the rug. Or at best they get an ineffective solution i.e 'let them eat cake' that ignores how bad something really is

You are a filthy fag and you know it. This place is filled with filthy fags and you know it. Day of the ban will happen. day of the contain will happen.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249431 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:31:14'  && image=='1407740349795.jpg') {

'>>77248518
Would you want an SMT/Persona GF?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249865 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:28:41'  && image=='1666995660387954.jpg') {

'>>77248531
What about a /cgl/ tea party GF?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250455 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:57:33') {

'>>77246517
how was /r9k/ back in the day? Is it atleast somewhat resembling what it is today?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250984 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:14:41') {

'>>77243959
its so fucking true man i hate what this board has become into. Even 4 years ago in 2019 it wasnt this bad. I swear that after the corona shit this board went down in fkin quality so much.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250994 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:16:58') {

'the faggots and trannys are the worst to look at
the pedos and incels are the worst to talk to'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252051 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:05:56') {

'>>77243002
>>77243131
Look at Mr. moral here making stuff up that not even most of r9k does. I can tell you're grasping for straws because I hardly see any of the people that you mention'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252150 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:18:52'  && image=='1692033133188359.jpg') {

'>>77243002
iktf
I wish other chans with the feel of old r9k were active'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252168 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:20:45'  && image=='1684534025694572.jpg') {

'>>77246517
>4chan in general is dying a slow unceremonious death thank god.

This is true btw, I looked at 4chan statistics and basically every board is getting a little slower with each passing year.
2020 was the last year where 4chan continued to grow, now we are just decending'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252194 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:24:11') {

'>>77252168
>2020 was the last year where 4chan continued to grow, now we are just decending
bro, that's just paid election shilling winding down'
;

}

}
}