'I was really getting hyped up for Iran to attack Israel, but alas, nothing ever happens.';

'It's like the black eclipse tweet but devoid of any fun';

'>>77244398
Did you consider March of 2020 to be a happening or not really?';

'>>77244465
Its anti happening desu';

'>>77244398
How so? Explain it's benefits? Is it a new way of Zen?';

'>>77244398
I really wish something did happen.

I'm so tired of this extremely mundane, yet hellish world.

>>77244578
He's basically just saying that it's a belief to hold dearly to, that one shouldn't worry about a huge calamitous event happening that shakes up the very foundation of humanity.

Basically, whenever you see someone talking about something like a meteor possibly crashing on earth, remember the phrase, "nothing ever happens", and don't worry about it. Someone talks about a global cooling event that freezes the earth in a new ice age? Don't worry about it, because nothing ever really happens, at least in our god forsaken lifetime.';

'>>77244476
So what about September 11 2001.
Happening or Anti-happening';

'>>77244398
>le vaxxers this, le vaxxers that
I'm a vaxxie. Nothing happens.';

'>>77244398
I love this screencap so much, I crack up every time
You can tell the dude thought he was hot shit';

'>>77246481
He was paranoid schizo
My aunt had it and is now living at a psych ward because she thought her family was in on the conspiracy. Quite sad.';

'>>77246502
And yes she is single if you perverts are asking.';

'It's not one giant catastrophe, but a series of smaller blows and knicks. If it were one event then you could easily pivot in another direction to escape. It's a lot harder when its a gradual process of taking your tools, nutritious food, employment opportunities, and affordable housing until you find yourself weak and out of options. Cemented to somewhere you don't want to be and forced to do things you don't want to in order to survive.

Screaming about how the sky is falling isn't the proper course of action, but neither is sticking your head in the sand.';

'>>77244398
>1st black president
nothing
>end of net neutrality
nothing
>1st meme president
nothing
>nationwide riots and civil wars
nothing
>1st presidential insurrection in the USA
nothing
>1st presidential insurrection
nothing
>epstein
nothing
>hong kong civil war
nothing
>ukraine war
nothing
>palestine war
nothing

none of this has affected me or anyone i know. everything has always been the same.';

'accidentally typed insurrection twice oopsie but it's okay because nothing ever happens haha.';

'>>77245225
>nothing ever really happens, at least in our god forsaken lifetime
Do you want something to happen? It would only be exciting for the first few days. Eventually you would get shot by raiders or starve to death. You couldn't leave your house without worrying "is this the day I'm going to die?" What if a nuclear war happens? Do you really want your skin to melt off while vomiting and shitting blood?';

'>>77247488
I want AGI to be real.
Change can be good';

'>>77247488
>It would only be exciting for the first few days. Eventually you would get shot by raiders or starve to death. You couldn't leave your house without worrying "is this the day I'm going to die?" What if a nuclear war happens? Do you really want your skin to melt off while vomiting and shitting blood?
i would prefer this over my current life. at least then it'd be interesting.';

'>>77247488
Currently my life is the process of killing time waiting to die so at least getting shot by raiders would be interesting';

'something sometimes happens';

'>>77247550
>>77247568
I daydream about that stuff all the time, but living it would be hell. I always remember the time time I got food poisoning. It felt like I was stabbed in the intestines and hemorrhaging blood. I was stuck on the toilet for hours sweating bullets and thought I was going to die. And that was all because I ate some rotten seafood. I never want to feel that pain or fear again. I don't think you realize how terrified and paranoid you would be in a real apocalypse. People would violently kill you on sight to check your corpse for anything they could use. How many times do you think you could get lucky and come out on top? In the best case scenario you would find a nice plot of farmable land in the middle of nowhere and never encounter another person, but it would be incredibly boring. You would also be more susceptible to disease without modern medicine. If that's something you want, there is nothing stopping you from doing it today.';

'>>77247740
>there is nothing stopping you from doing it today.
the establishment has already decided my life more me';

'>>77247765
Then do something about it. Sending mail bombs and dying in a federal raid must surely be more exciting than your current situation.';

'>>77246520
>shilling your grandma as a potential gf for robots
theirs a special place in hell for people like you.';

'>>77247812
>Sending mail bombs and dying in a federal raid must surely be more exciting than your current situation.
when was the last time this ever led to anything happening';

'>>77247869
What difference does it make if nothing ever happens to the rest of the world if something happens to you? Go drunk driving. Rape a woman. The possibilities are endless. You don't have an exciting life because you're not an exciting peraon.';

'>>77247981
>just commit crimes incel
kill yourself';

'>>77247814
>aunt
>grandma
what';

'>>77244398
nothing ever happens isnt quite right
if you can't change the course of history then stop caring about it, that's what hits

if you're gonna care about something other than the pursuit of happiness then make sure it'll make history';

'>>77247994
>I want to die of radiation sickness, now that's exciting!
>but breaking a law imposed by the government I hate?
>that's too far!';

'>>77247740
You would need emotional regulation, genuine will power, and something like pain tolerance anyways';

'>>77247994
>>77248010
He does raise a good point. If you're not willing to commit wanton acts of destruction or hedonism, your willpower isn't as broken as you think it is, since to some extent you're still averse to harming a society in which you claim to have no faith. Which is to say: you're at least to some degree less of a loser than you believe you are.';

'>>77247576
Woah, we got a real prognosticater here.';

'>>77247387
I remember reddit having an absolute meltdown about the net neutrality thing and acting like the internet would turn into some kind of paywalled subscription service where you would pay a fee to access bundles of sites like how you would pay for TV channels and I actually almost believed them. Then the end of net neutrality happened and to my knowledge nothing actually changed.';

'>>77244398
yeah sure
until literal war starts and people you knew literally get drafted to die';

'>>77247387
>>77244398
Ai took over
Global shadowbanning
Housing ai algorithm collapse
Super inflation
Female suicide rates skyrocket
Average child intelligence is now below mentally retarded
Attention span from 1.5 hours to 2.5 seconds
Mass indoctrination of goyim groups repeating mantra of the day currently trannies reeeee
Microplstics in everyone
Lead in all chocolate
Chemicals in all oats

Do we need more?
There's tons.
You just are looking at the false conspiracies.
There's tons of things that have happened and fucked everything.';

'>>77247387
>none of this has affected me or anyone i know
They do affect you though, you're just a frog being slowly boiled in a pot and being pacified with porn and video games when you notice something amiss. Eventually you become accustomed to having injustices, high prices, and degeneracy as a normal part of life.';

'>>77244398
/pol/ always was hit or miss. It's a place where trolls troll other trolls, and among those trolls are legit government agents who create and spread psyops, so you have to take everything with huge grain of salt.';

'>>77244398
I enjoyed all the pastas that got like the Halloween and Christmas ones.

>>77245225
>I really wish something did happen.
>I'm so tired of this extremely mundane, yet hellish world.
That's why nothing happens, if you desperately wanted nothing to change and was excited for life, happenings would be 24/7';

'>>77244398
>Low IQ schizophrenics with delusions of grandeur are wrong about a lot of things
Gee whiz. Who'da thunk it?';

'>>77244398
the best pol memes are the ones they hate lol
>nothing ever happens
>you wont do shit
>she voted for it';

'>>77249608
Reddit used to be somewhat based before 2015 mass protest over laying off female staff member and Reddit staff taking chink money in 2019. After that it all went to shit.
I still remember when you could look up funny and edgy memes whenever you want and not get witch hunted for edgy takes, or when you could see actually organic discussions in smaller subreddits.
>>77250764
/pol/ is unhinged conglomerate it's impossible to pinpoint exactly what they like or dislike.';

'>>77249819
Case in point, nothing. None of that means anything. It's just scraps of mostly misinterpreted or outright untrue information about shit that has nothing to do with my life anyway.';

'>>77250783
If you stopped being so self-absorbed and looked deeper besides "muh feelings, wahhhh", you'd understand that shit is already fucked up.';

'>>77250814
Your retarded retort has done nothing to make me doubt what I posted.
You're like the liberals that get depressed over climate, except you picked even faker boogeyman.
You have posted a single thing that actually has any importance or is true, inflation, and it has been the expected course for the last half a century anyway, so it doesn't even qualify as something out of the ordinary happening.
I'd rather be self-absorbed than retarded. "Ai took over". "Female suicide rates". Just lmao.';