String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77246648;
String image = '1713923151114091.png';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)21:45:51';
String comment = 'i'll never be a cute hairless twink, i'll always be an ugly hairy mexican
it's over';
'>>77246648
Then I will be your cute twink bf. I just need to shave.';
'>>77246648
just shave nigga lol';
'just laser it off';
'>>77246648
You could just wax your hair off or get laser hair removal if you have money';
'>>77246648
I know you've never seen a bathroom before, but there's this funny thing called shaving that's often done in it.
Try looking it up.';
'>>77246648
i'm a hairy sudaca twink and i still put in the work to shave';
'>>77246648
FtM post?';
'>>77248130
those darn fujos ruining my comfy gay threads';
'I will never be a short, soft, delicate american city boy with fluffy hair, I will always be a sturdy, strong, hairy Slavic rural farmer with receding hairline';
'>>77248494
>sturdy, strong, hairy Slavic rural farmer
my fucking dick
>with receding hairline
ehh it's not that bad probably, widow's peaks can look nice';
'>>77248649
>my fucking dick
What does that mean? Did you get horny or something?';
'>>77248733
um yeah it means i got hard reading about you';
'>>77248494
too bad for you, i'll keep being a slav twink';
'>>77248758
That's strange, anon, you're supposed to be lusting after other twinks
>>77248792
I will find you and feed you fat laced meats and cakes until you get fat';
'>>77248879
>That's strange, anon, you're supposed to be lusting after other twinks
Now that most women are ruined either by beign fucked over by Chads and turning misandrist or becoming spoiled, rotten, gold digging bitches, nature has to find new venues. The twinks will love their strong farmer daddies and their daddies will give them cummies. Don't be surprised if soon twink pregnancies will become a thing though. Science progresses and nature finds a way.';
}