'It is sleepy time de lids';

'5am on a Wednesday lads haha waheyyy get in';

'SEASIDE UPDATE
https://youtu.be/nnVZPBBjGrk
SEASIDE UPDATE

He purchase a brand new Playstation 5. He pay extra ten quid to get it delivered tomorrow. He buy Robocop and Road to the Masters yesterday and he buy Terminator and Dakar Valley and it's lush.';

'>>77248131
>5 41 am
what a life.';

'>>77248135
The Seaside Life never sleeps de lad and I, the Seaside Archivist am duty bound to bring the Seaside Updates to the Seaside Army come any weather, rain or shine, night or day.';

'Been fucking around in photoshop trying to make this idea reality.
Is.. is this anything?';

'still cant sleep, been trying to sleep since 1am.';

'>>77248131
>video deleted
ffs';

'>>77248231
It's alri lid but you can tell it's fake because I don't recall seeing blue sky in the UK';

'Goodarse brekkie this was

Womfomathic, in fact';

'Dessert time innit

Yes i'm finkin it is';

'>>77247451
girls are so pretty, lads';

'CAM ON POSEIDON';

'Watching a lot of auditing videos on tiktok atm';

'Corrr would love to spaff down this MILF's wet gooey love grotto';

'here's your 300,000 pound dream car, anon';

'Chad doesn't need to maxx out anything.

The mere act of physically existing is Kenough for roasties to fight each other over a chance to join his massive harem.

The world is not a fair place, no sire. Not at all';

'>>77249315
>Kenough
lol';

'SSA mong wakes up at 20 to 6 for a piss and comes running to britfeel to make a gimmick post so he can be early morning pwnage';

'Got the shits me de lads i do, in absolute agony i am';

'>>77249389
and you read and responded to it x';

'>>77249474
>and you read and responded to it x
What's that meant to mean?';

'Not sure what to do today, reckon ill shit chill out lol';

'>>77249389
he feasting on rib eye steaks today
oh it lush';

'Mefinks thou dost spaffeth too much';

'>>77249496
Struggling with the English language this morning lad?';

'>>77249389
he feasting on rib eye steaks today
oh it lush
Oh ok lad :)';

'Some men get everything. Other men get nothing.

All just because of their maxillary growth. Boggles the mind';

'>>77249571
I must be. So whats it meant to mean?';

'Back in school all the lads used to kick each other in the balls as hard as they could, pretty mental when you think about it';

'>>77249603
yeah wtf lol';

'>>77249589
Fine i'll explain classic /britfeel/ psychology to you.

>lad A posts something you don't like
>you respond to lad A saying his post is shite/not interesting/pathetic/all of the above
>lad A (or someone else pretending to be lad A) doesn't directly engage with your criticism but instead say 'and you read it all'. This is meant to paint you as the loser who wasted his time reading something that's of no interest to you.
>in this case lad A (or the person pretending to be lad A) also added 'and you responded to it', further deepening the intended cut to your ego.

Any further questions can be e-mailed to helpdesk at ssm dot com';

'rib eye in the air dryer
beers in the fridge
racing on the telly
new ps5 on it's way
he living his best life now he in his twilight years. Well you got to make the most of it haven't you? He an old man are mark. Everyday we above ground is a great day';

'>>77249614
CEX staff watching his videos rubbing their hands at yet another cheap PS5 coming their way next week';

'>>77249637
he gave it a go, it just wasn't for him. He don't want to spend summer inside all day being bored lonely and depressed.';

'>>77249610
Does this lad or lads not know this is a public forum where you come read and make posts?
Thats like going up to someone eating at McDonalds and telling them they can see other people eat and they will be eating their own meal too.';

'>>77249649
Too right. You wouldn't know until you've tried it (4 times) though';

'any update on SSM's PS5 delivery? has the order been dispatched?';

'>>77249657
Hey now this is an approach that hasn't been tried before. Next when someone tells me 'and you are here to read it all xDDD' I will simply say 'yes, I am indeed here to read it all for my enjoyment. Do you have a problem with that?'. I don't even know what the response will be. Exciting times.';

'>>77249614
He's been grafting hard all year. He deserves a treat now and then';

'>>77249706
Exactly that. The trolls don't realise how hard it is to do anything at all when you have TMAU. It's a constant uphill battle against the odds but are Mark braves it in the face of adversity.';

'You lads ever get a GFE? Any good?';

'>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American-born_confused_desi

My god, jeet ""humour"" really sucks';

'Morning lads, who here Tattooinepilled?';

'what if your status in the afterlife is connected to something pure alien/random
closest percentile to the median number of human cells for the entire population, they get to go to heaven
or like
whoever has thought about vowel sounds the least
????';

'>>77249808

Why does Anakin get the "master" bedroom and his mum gets the box room.';

'Went to sleep at 16 and woke up at 9. Hate myself so much';

'>>77249808
going to drop a Naboopill on you here lad:
>water planet
>queen (mother of Princess Leia)
>peaceful (only a handful of security volunteers)
this was supposed to be called 'Alderaan'. Lucas just forgot its name, and then everyone went along with it.';

'>>77249847
Anakin is autistic and needs space to fix robots.
His mum actually has the whole house if you think about it.';

'>>77249861
better to oversleep than undersleep. interesting things happen in dreamspace.

i dreamt i was hopping from the future to the present to advertise a shitty mobile/online RPG game. some cataclysmic thing in the near future, was shilling (even IRL) to earn dosh to invest, so me and my friends could be comfy in the post-apocalypse.

that's right: i dreamt i had friends.';

'>>77249847
you may consider the controversy surrounding 'master bedroom' to be overly sensitive, perhaps political correctness gone mad ... but Anakin and his mother were ACTUAL SLAVES. have some respect.';

'>>77249908

My apologies, I didnt check my freeman privilege. Ill do better in future';

'>>77249847
Anakin is a Demetrius tier NEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw
Imagine the shit he would pull if he didn't have the bigger bedroom? Best that Shmi just let him have it.';

'Anyone else going thru a break up recently?';

'>>77249950
Best way to get over it is to start seeing someone new';

'>>77249950
No because I've never had a gf. Now fuck off normie.';

'>>77249955
Yeah I've already been asked out by a few girls, have gone for drinks and shagged 1. Only broke up about 6 weeks ago and think "what the fuck am I doing". One of the new girls is really sweet, really cool but clearly wants something serious and I feel ghosting her cause I'm too scared to tell her - and I feel like I could still get back with my ex because of the circumstances in which we broke up.
Arrfgfhhghg';

'>>77249950
Just cut contact and move on, she stopped existing, go fuck a brass or something in amsterdam of course.';

'Here, made a quick little mockup for you lads.';

'>>77249968
Lad if there's one advice I'd give you, and this may be different for you but always been true for me, never get back with an ex. It's never once worked out for me or anyone I know.';

'>>77249886
ruining my life a bit now though. I fell asleep after work and now i'm back at work';

'>>77249985
Sage advice and we probably won't.
>>77249974
Haven't spoken to her since we broke up, I'm strong enough to keep no contact, but she keeps dropping hints on Spotify and I had to block her on that. Thought that was harsh so unblocked her so at least we were both unfollowed, but she followed me back';

'>>77249968
Dont ghost her but dont tell her, just be a serious BF, easy.';

'all these fictional characters living in squalor.

i just want one of those studio apartments with a single bed AND space for a laptop that all the students have. but i'm a man in my 30s. probably get arrested in the communal shower room just for being in there.';

'>>77250002
I need some time alone to 'focus on myself' and I've genuinely been enjoying not having to fret over relationship health. I should have declined the invitation. I don't want to lead her on.';

'>>77250012
Its not that complicated, shes nice and looks good enough.
You arent going to reach nirvana.';

'2 months i need to give myself to work on me, then i might go back on the old dating apps.';

'>>77249993
you're awake now anon. understand if you're a bit groggy but you don't HAVE to work.';

'In the world of hypergamy, Chad is kang.';

'>>77249862
But Bail Organa takes babby Leia to Alderaan, a totally different place from Naboo...';

'Wish I lived in Japan, lads. This country is just so empty; it's not a real country any more.';

'Just rolled out of bed for a solid 4 hours of ignoring e-mails. Get in there.';

'I hope in the new Deadpool he goes into the X-Men film and when Halle Berry says, "The same thing that happens to everyone else," Deadpool remarks, "Jesus, what a shitty line of dialogue!"
Then she reprimands him (AI to deepfake Berry, no need to hire/pay her), because it was _revolutionary_ to have a female POC in a superhero film in the year 2000.
This will give us all something to think about since X-Men was always about prejudice.';

'>>77250076
Ireland's what you want mate. Remove the entertainment/pop culture, Japan sounds like a capitalist hell.';

'am i in time for the daily neet v wagie war?';

'>>77250071
not in the first film of the prequels though, so obviously he realised.

similar to how Chancellor Valorum just fucking disappears. real reason is Terrence Stamp took the role because he fancied Natalie Portman after seeing Leon the Professional. he wasn't allowed in the same room as her on the set of The Phantom Menace. fuck knows how this one got memory-holed.

but yeah real-life/behind-the-scenes shit, major character is deleted.';

'>>77249980
NEETTs on Tatooine drink blue milk, you silly womp rat';

'It's not fair that 20% of men get 80% of the women. Where's the sexual equity in this?

Women are the biggest egalitardians for everything else, except when it comes to access to their holes. Only Chad gets that.';

'>>77250085
Personally I quite like capitalism, but maybe that's just me. But Japan has got the dichotomy exactly right - huge megalopolis type cities (but actually well-run ones that aren't infested with gimmiegrants, not like any of ours) but then go 30 mins outside of them and you're in the middle of nowhere in total rural bucolic serenity.';

'>Why yes, I am Tatpilled, how could you tell?';

'>>77249980
Is this just a gimmick or do you really fall asleep at night dreaming of living on tatooine?';

'You can't just deny sex to men and expect civilization to keep working.';

'>>77250098
Still a couple of hours till the NEET lads wake up.';

'>>77250132
The blackpill is that to some extent you kind of can do that. Of course eventually you reach hard limits of decline that nothing can overcome, but people really, REALLY underestimate how bad things can get before total collapse is a thing.';

'>>77250110
fair enough. for some reason this made me wonder if it's similar around Dubai. just had a look around on Google Maps: Dubai is a beautiful megacity, some picturesque (and highly designed) beach areas, smaller futuristic planned communities a drive away.

then you go more than 20 miles from the beach and everywhere looks dead/dilapidated. massive open desert with the odd petrol station, residential areas are those flat square cubes.';

'>>77250132
It's not to all men, so people don't see it as an issue.';

'imagine not having sex with girls in their early 20s. haha you missed out. just old roasties now for you and even they wouldn't fuck.';

'>>77250132
>>77250141
i always wondered how different civilisations all came up with the idea of eunuchs, but i fucking get it.

need to get back on SSRIs tbqh.';

'>>77250132
>You can't just deny sex to men and expect civiIization to keep working.';

'always wondered how a generation raised on the internet, modern media, the state of the REAL world etc. would turn out.

what are zoomers going to be like? literally 24/7 internet access. i had to at least go home from school to play games.';

'>>77250147
That's another similar example for sure. It's actually quite an uncommon aesthetic in a lot of media, with the most prominent examples I can think of being Zoids and Trigun. In that you have these huge, modern, clean, well-functioning cities surrounded by basically huge barren lands pitted with hamlet type settlements. Of course the just because they're hamlets doesn't mean they don't have electricity, running water, telecoms etc. it's just localised. Basically peace and quite in a comfy self-sustaining rural area and if you want excitement and hustle and bustle you can hop on some kind of transport to your nearest megacity.';

'>>77250181
>what are zoomers going to be like?

Trooned-out, vaxxmaxxed, prematurely balding, genderfluid gooning truecels';

'Analingus is the most popular sexual practice among zoomgroids by far. Let that sink in!';

'>>77250076
Japan looks like a pretty empty country as well to me. Whenever I have a look round on Google Streetview at the big cities in Japan it looks fucking grim, a similar sort of soulless post 1970s architecture to our own. The dating market looks even more fucked than it is here, they're probably going to start importing third worlders soon due to falling birthrates, they have an even higher rate of male suicide to us and then there's the hikikomori phenomenon as well.';

'>>77250182
for me it's Gallifrey on Doctor Who: massive techno-Citadel full of toffs, surrounding wastelands filled with swords-and-sorcery nomads. wish they'd gotten into that more.';

'This her local. She probably has been there several times and of course charity shops for books.';

'>>77250189
I love sticking my tongue up a slut's arse, ngl.';

'>>77250186
i've already hit the past-understanding-it point. this would be highly visible but so is mullets making a comeback (???). will just accept it tbqh.

i'm still too embarrassed to tell my parents i like 'computer games' as a grown man. including the ones clearly aimed at kids. i'm sure that happened in the 80s but that's serial killer type stuff.';

'>>77250227
i walk around Waterstones browsing the books then i go home and buy them off Amazon.

suspect i'm the only person who has thought of this.';

'>normie event invite for this weekend
once again I have my life stolen from me.
I need 6 months to retreat somewhere. it's too much.';

'>>77250246
Used to do a similar thing with walking around Gamestation, Blockbuster, Choices and GAME back in the day. If they weren't cheap, I'd get them 10 quid less online (also no VAT back then due to Jersey loophole).';

'>>77250246
The fact that Amazon shut down BookDepository will never cease to blow my mind. It was an incredibly successful sub-business, why couldn't they just leave it be?';

'You can't complain about white men going for asian women if you as a white women don't give the average white man the time of day.

It doesn't work like that. You can't have your cake and eat it too.';

'>buying and reading books

won't get me a girlfriend';

'>>77250263
Cos Jeff Bezos is the Devil';

'No wussy? No worky.';

'emily has no interest in books. it's all funko pops and retro video games.';

'>>77250234
You've never been near a woman irl';

'half ten and i'm editing webcam rips to wank to later fuck my life';

'>>77250275
What about stealing and reading them? Girls love a bad boy.';

'>>77250305
Might work if you're black.';

'Women are for Chad.';

'It's over. The BNWO has won';

'There's no point even thinking about being in a relationship. You aren't handsome, you aren't financially capable of meeting a girl's expectations.';

'>>77250370
I'm not looking to be a stable good man for a long term relationship, I'm trying to be the big mistake she makes on a night out.';

'>>77250351
she is 17!';

'>>77250426
Old enough to take big black pipe. My little white willy is getting hard just thinking about it.';

'He get a new PS5 and it gonna be lush';

'>>77250426
No she's a 19yo Australian asmrtist.';

'Spam mong going for his usual 16 hours of 'riling' up on 4chan';

'>>77250466
I know who she is she mentioned she's 17 in one of her vids';

'>>77250263
yeah when i wrote that post i was secretly thinking of BookDepository ;_; great website, remember after the Amazon acquisition it would 'still be separate/independent'. has that ever actually happened when megacorp buys smallerco.?

in truth i do buy from Waterstones nowadays even if it's more expensive. because 1. Amazon bad, and 2. i want the dopamine hit right there and then.';

'>>77250500
why don't you get books from the library? isn't it free?';

'>>77250489
That was fucking years ago.';

'She's 23 and YouTube still turns her comments off for some reason.';

'>>77250506
they have a database of every book you've ever checked out. Amazon is selling you something, and only selling your data to other advertisers selling you something.

remember: if a service is free, YOU are the product.';

'>>77250538
It's not free, it's funded through taxes you mong.';

'>>77250459
Will he do an unboxing?';

'Fackin ell

Got a slight bellyberg ache going on, do i not';

'>>77250474
Yeah sick of this ssm character desu. Change the fucking record sad cunt.';

'Going to spend a beautiful sunny day in your room arguing dishonestly and behaving like a 12 year old on an anonymous image bored, king?';

'>>77250370
I am in a relationship though';

'Shall be womfily staying in today before the importantarse appointmentshire tomorrow

Goshdarn piss poor weather outside right now, seriously';

'What's Laura? 22? She's done university.';

'I have to be honest with you lads. If I saw Ruth these days, I'd probably say "STEP BACK! Don't try to kiss me." I'd tell her to bounce.';

'>>77250587
I have also done university. Did you?';

'>>77250543
the only tax i pay is VAT, and that's added to the value of BUYING A PRODUCT. i could live off cereals, nuts and beans, only wearing children's clothes and protective equipment, living in a shelter made of books in the Scottish highlands.
i would still be buying those products. even if i had 5,999 quid in cash and gave any left over to charity.';

'Heard they lost control of a couple of Big Pu's in London. People are hurt. Terrible.';

'>>77250592
No university is a scam to get you in debt. The fact that more jobs expect a degree despite it being irrelevant sickens me.';

'When i shidded just now, i felt that.';

'No SSM video in over 24 hours. Bit worried lads.';

'>>77250604
I paid off my student debt ages ago. It comes out of your salary before you even get it, and it's only a small percentage. Not a big deal. More than worth it for the degree and the fun years I had at uni.

What did you do instead?';

'My to-do list, lads. It's going okay I guess.';

'>>77250616
Did you attend before or after the fees were tripled? What degree did you do and what job(s) have you been doing since graudation?
I think you're larping, but if not you must realise that you're in an extremely small minority - the government themselves have factored the fees around the notion that only something like 10% of graduates will ever fully pay them off. Fucking state of the economy.';

'>>77250617
What's a tamper station?';

'>>77250617
4 is vanguard all the way';

'>>77250616
I wouldn't have gotten the same experience. Many people go there and don't have a fun time...even dropping out.';

'>>77250617
Very weak list-making game, lacks any kind of autismal precision, reads more like a third-rate diary/commentary of some sort

1/10, there was an attempt at least';

'>>77250617
Where's "experience sex" and "get a gf"?';

'why would you go to uni these days? it's impossible to fail. degrees don't mean shit unless you're in STEM. you'll be competing with hundreds for a job still.';

'Seriously lad

Why not use wordpad for this type of stuff? You can even color the fonts in there, cross your shit off and the like

This is probably one of the most inefficient ways to manage a list conceivable. This shit disgusts me lol. Fucking neurotypicals';

'>>77250631
I attended before the fees went up, but I graduated with about 21k in debt because I took as big a loan as I could. I studied Philosophy and got a job in the advertising industry.

It's hard to believe only 10% of people will fully pay them off. By now everyone I know has paid their loan off. Even people I know who are 5 or 6 years younger than me are starting to get it fully paid off.

In any case, if people don't off their loan in full and can get away with it, how are they being scammed?';

'>>77250634
Everyone I know had a fun time. What did you do instead?';

'>>77250617
Get yourself on ebay for those summer clothes lad. Absolute bargains to be found.';

'>>77250648
>be hiring manager looking through CVs
>hmm none of these mongs have any experience, how do i filter this
>I know, i'll just get rid of the ones without a degree first';

'>>77250661
I played vidya and gave up back then. Life just wasn't working out.';

'>>77250672
you could just make up something and say you studied abroad. it's not like you have to bring a certificate with you.';

'>>77250673
Wow thank god you didn't fall for the scam!';

'>>77250632
A little block that holds the tamper, portafilter, puck screen etc. for your espresso machine.

>>77250633
Been leaning towards Vanguard definitely but just want to make sure.

>>77250637
I'm more of a big picture guy than an autismo detail guy. Got enough details for me to know what I'm looking for.

>>77250639
I've had sex, not fussed about a gf right now.

>>77250648
STEM is a meme, in reality there's only a dozen of so actually useful degrees which are basically just highly technical apprenticeships. Uni is just a meme/scam at this point for 95% of people going. However you also can't not go if you're a regular person because all companies are asking for degrees as a filter. All of this stems from there being too many people in the country - too much competition forcing everyone into a race to the bottom.

>>77250650
Haha yeah, anyway...

>>77250653
They're being scammed in the abstract sense. There is no conceivable reason why every job needs a degree now - degrees used to be hard to obtain and highly technical, now they're given out like sweets to people who have no business being at uni, just so they can filter into the shitted up economy for no benefit. It's an extra tax used specifically to funnel money into pro-blob universities.

>>77250664
I'm always wary of buying from ebay, especially clothes.';

'>>77250684
Trust me I would still be unemployed even wirh a degree. There are lots of people struggling to find work who have left uni. Then they end up in some shit job for years.';

'>>77250699
Sure I know people in that boat, but at least they had the great life experience of being at uni, making friends, meeting girls, etc.';

'>>77250706
Yeah but that doesn't mean everyone had a fun time.';

'>>77250710
Why would someone take all the trouble to go and then not have a fun time? Doesn't make sense.';

'>>77250706
I feel like you might have some blinders on, lad. SOME guys have this experience, but for the bottom 30-40% of men? Not even close. I went to uni, got tricked into a STEM degree thinking it would make a difference on the other side, didn't make a single friend, didn't talk to a single girl, never went to a single party. Wanted to quit after first year but parents dogpiled me into staying because they were also under the impression that uni = success.';

'>>77250714
>Why would a young man choose to be a virgin? Doesn't really make sense.
They aren't choosing to not have fun, it's that they're undesirable to people so fun doesn't happen for them. No parties, no friends, no pussy.';

'>>77250715
Lad...don't tell me you lived at home with your parents during this time?
>>77250725
Nah that's bollocks.';

'I don't want a job. I am not doing monkey factory work. That's why British people stay on the dole. We have high net migration. Immigrants enjoy doing those jobs. Working here is better for them.';

'where do these oblivious normies come from? how do they find these places.
democratisation really does ruin everything indeed';

'>>77250728
No, I was in uni halls and then private halls (had no friends so couldn't swing a group house rent arrangement after second year).
What exactly is bollocks? You must understand that not everyone has amazing experiences at uni, right? Even if they go there with the best of intentions.';

'>>77250714
The people (mostly unattractive men) that didn't have a good time and made no friends aren't posting it online laddo. It only works for extroverts, handsome men and women.';

'>>77250744
I don't understand how it's even possible. You're surrounded by other young people who all want to make friends and have a good time. They're literally there, where you live and where you go every day. You'd have to actually make an effort to avoid getting to know people.
>>77250745
I'm not a handsome man though?';

'>>77250756
Not really. You got to a lecture for a few hours a few days a week then leave.';

'do not engage with hatchling tactics
when somebody is telling you the sky is green you must ignore
whatever happened to don't feed the trolls';

'*informs the apus that former Labour minister Frank Field has died aged 81*';

'They totally fucked Shelby. Only thing he's good for now is his walk.

>>77250756
If people don't like you then it doesn't matter how much effort you put in. I'm not a desirable person, quiet, short, slap-bang 5/10 (at best), no normie interests etc. You wanna know what it was like when I turned up day one and tried to talk to people?
>Hey, I'm Anon, how's it going?
>Oh, hey, yeah alright
>So where are you from?
>Uhm you know, from London
>...right, yeah well good to meet you
>Yeah...
I'm paraphrasing of course, but you get the idea, they wanted nothing to do with me. Nobody actually engaged in conversation with me, nobody talked to me of their own volition, literally no girls ever talked to me.';

'>>77250772
Bollocks. You go to a lecture, then go to the pub with people you've been chatting to, then go back to your flat where your flatmates are having a good time too, maybe go out with them that night. Meet people who introduce you to more people.
>>77250787
What about your flatmates?';

'>>77250805
I didn't have flatmates, I was in halls all three years. Unless you mean the people in my little halls unit? In which case it was pretty much exactly the same. Tried to talk to them, even made dinner a few times; they wanted nothing to do with me, the third and final time I made dinner only one of the five of them even ate anything. Look lad, you clearly had a great time at uni and I'm happy for you, but a lot of us didn't.';

'2 unfiltered posts in the past 20 minutes. Doing alright there me leed.';

'Humblebragging basic normoid comes to 4chan
Smugly has no empathy for people of low social value
Feels superior, imagines himself higher up the social hierarchy than he actually is
Leaves
Many such cases!';

'>>77250811
That's mad. Sounds like you were really unlucky with the people around you. I wish you were in my halls mate. I'd have made sure to include you.';

'>>77250824
Well I appreciate the thought, lad. I'm doing far better since leaving, I think it was that the type of person going to uni now is a turbonormie, it's literally chads and staceys doing marketing degrees.

>>77250822
But aren't they objectively superior on the social hierarchy? This lad also seems to not be an arsehole about it. I don't give a shit about these sort of people on muh secret special japanese basket weaving imageboard, just as long as they can accept that there is a slice of the population whose experiences are mutually alien to their own.';

'>>77250852
Yeah but he isn't accepting that
He is acting bewildered that people like you exist, on 4chan
How do people like this exist. It is like having less understanding of the social environment than a 4 year old. Disingenuous or painfully low information, either way where did our bloody standards go! ffs';

'>>77250852
I was never a turbonormie but I went to a top uni and everyone there was quite bright. I wonder if that also made them nicer people because they had greater emotional intelligence and empathy too.

>But aren't they objectively superior on the social hierarchy?

Nah, I don't think the "social hierarchy" is as well defined as people on here think it is. It depends a lot on the situation. Your boss might be the big man at work, but if he was in the pub with his mates he might be the little man.';

'Cut the fucking rates you turd.';

'And he keeps going with the humblebrags
>Yeah mate i'd have included you mate I'm proper sound like that mate honestly mate
Just lol. Are they advertising britfeel on football twitter now or something? The state of it.';

'Even people that didn't go to uni get laid. Key thing is these men are attractive.';

'>>77250905
I am ugly and I've gotten laid. The key thing is talking to people.';

'>>77250900
The reason for not lowering rates is literally 'people are not poor enough yet'. It's a fucking outrage all for the sake of le inflation.';

'What? Just because I'm not very good academically means I have to do shit job that most people will never do? No, fuck that. I stay a dosser. I was not born to do boring work.';

'>she keeps dropping hints on Spotify';

'>>77250917
Who is telling you that you need to do a shit job?';

'>>77250921
Literally nobody, but if he doesn't make up an imaginary wagie enemy then he wouldn't have a reason to post 17 hours a day on 4chan.';

'>>77250921
Because factory and warehouse only hires mostly with not too much bullshit application process.';

'>YOU, seething wagie, who are currently slaving away in a grim minimum wage job, are also somehow reading this at the same time. And you're SEETHING AT THIS.';

'>>77250543
Same thing little lad';

'Solid spaff this was corr';

'I don't want to work ok? Get over yourselves. I don't get the perks like girlfriend, sex, travel. It's not like I'm taking the piss and living it up. Just pay taxes and keep people like me on the right side of the law. Being in prison costs more to the taxpayer.';

'When man is unable to get sex, there's no point trying to live like every NPC. His morals and respect decrease the longer he goes without sex and love.';

'>>77250958
Good for you lad, I'm not here to argue with you about it that's for sure. Have a great day!';

'Fuck you libs forcing those horses to live in a nigger shithole slum no wonder they run away. Those wee animals are from a time when London wasn't fucking Mogadishu. Surriunddd by TRIBAL NEGROIDS who NEVER RODE A HORSE ONCE IN MILLIONS OF YEARS OF GENETIC MEMORY theyre euther scared of them and prone to react violently or theyre so nigger brained they think its something they can eat like the disgusting ape that barbequed a womans cat on the street in italy. Its not safe for them now. Nobody fucking gave a second thought about any of those animals selfish cunts. Most humans deserve nuked.';

'Women are evil creatures. Corr';

'>>77250928
Did someone from a factory or warehouse phone you up and tell you that you have to work there?';

'>>77250986
It was brown people who invented horse riding lad.';

'I think the reason I lack confidence is that I'm simply not good at anything. Confidence can only come from being self-assured about an outcome and that comes from being good some *something*. It could be a skill, a craft, something that makes genuine value for people, maybe you can build shit I dunno, it's just gotta be something at least. Music and art don't count for 99% of people who do it since for them it's mostly just therapy and actual skill is vanishingly rare. But for me I can't do anything. I have no skills, no crafts, never learnt under anyone to hone a talent; I work a generic white collar job that produces no value for anyone on any level.';

'If you give me pussy, i will in exchange provide you with my labour.';

'>>77251004
same, same
only benefit is it means less responsibility and stress
>generic white collar job that is good for NOTHING
iktf. it kafkaesque. it has no right to exist';

'>>77251020
There's nothing your labour could do to be on parity with the value of a pussy though, so why should anyone take you up on your deal?';

'>"Etsubatsu-samma... Maybe the real shogun were the friends we made along the way."

I felt that line';

'>>77251004
Never too late to learn lad.';

'You can always tell when men put up an air of false confidence by their handshake. It's obvious that they're actually putting effort into making it 'firm' and it's so fucking cringe.';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MVJbKvrQQI';

'It not right. They hate London. Shitty smog and Africans. They want to leave.';

'>>77251043
Actually it's almost always too late. The number of people who 'reinvent themselves' past the age of, say, 26 is IMMANESELY small (and anything before that age isn't reinventing it's just inventing since you're still growing/developing).
When you pass that point everything is worse - your health, your fitness, your looks, your mental acuity (memory, plasticity, problem solving etc.) will never be as good as it when in your 20s. It's all downhill.';

'>doing a dog sitting job for the week
>ask client how much do you feed your dog each time
>Oh the kids feed him normally, I just keep his bowl topped up with biscuits all day.';

'Hope Mr flad is having a nice comfy day at work x';

'>>77251076
God Angela is such a fucking succubus. Porn just makes me sad now knowing I'll never get to fuck even a fraction of women that are even a fraction as hot or into it as pornstars are.';

'>>77251083
Lads like us have to make do with the Angela fleshlight. It not right';

'>>77250617
40 books? How fast do you read?

> all companies are asking for degrees as a filter. All of this stems from there being too many people in the country - too much competition forcing everyone into a race to the bottom
Yeah the market is grim. I see some jobs asking for graduates for 20k lmao';

'I need sneed';

'>>77251118
I actually own that one lmao it's a good one';

'>>77250958
>I don't want to work ok? Get over yourselves. I don't get the perks like girlfriend, sex, travel. It's not like I'm taking the piss and living it up. Just pay taxes and keep people like me on the right side of the law. Being in prison costs more to the taxpayer.
OK';

'>>77251127
40 books a year is one every slightly-over nine days. I don't work so I have a lot of free time to do what I want - favourite thing is to sit in a park during the warmer months, read and drink iced coffees. My life would be complete if I could do that every day; it's why I'm looking forward to warmer temperatures for the UK, means more hot days per year.';

'>>77251167
Are you the lad who made a graph of books read over the years? With a notable dip in the middle during gf years? I can't remember if I read that here or elsewhere. It was earlier this week or last week.';

'>>77251167
hope you don't read fiction shite? Next year, 1 book a week';

'>>77251076
it is pure shite lad but hey it is payday so there is something. miss you and hope you are being kind to yourself Angela lad. need to have a way to chat outside of shitfeel x';

'Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, can you now';

'>waking up without a wangover

It lush x';

'>>77251250
You can, you could use a couple of eggs.';

'>>77251209
Nah that's not me.

>>77251234
I read a mix of both, whatever takes my fancy really. A book a week is definitely an undertaking but would be nice to try.';

'I heard it on the grapevine that she was with him, just the other night. I don't know why I try so hard to keep Ruth happy when she doesn't love me.';

'seasideMARK Afterwooon uploaf

Hospital appointment been cancelled. He's got back pain. Work had to be cancelled too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edna-i182k4';

'Just waiting for them gardeners to come out now, Hopefully they're here before 3pm.';

'>>77251313
What are they going to doing?';

'>>77251309
Can't work when you've got back pain. Probably from all the walking he done on holiday. He 50 years old now. Not a spring chicken anymore. Joints and muscles will start to hurt more and more.';

'>>77251309
>Hospital appointment been cancelled. He's got back pain. Work had to be cancelled too.

>>77251324
>Can't work when you've got back pain. Probably from all the walking he done on holiday. He 50 years old now. Not a spring chicken anymore. Joints and muscles will start to hurt more and more.';

'>>77251313
They can turn up whenever they like.';

'Some weirdo in Makaveli's comments is saying he's coming to his house to interview him later. He says he's gonna give him 60 quid for the interview. Lol wtf man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkOWQegun_I';

'>>77251243
I know the feeling mate I'm going out of my mind at work
Lunch breaks over now but I'll pop in this evening
Add me on discord mate angelalad <3';

'>>77251324
He might need to go back on PIP for the mobility. At least he's got his PS5 on the way to help his rehabilitation.';

'>>77251321

Doing me back garden. It's not overgrown or anything, I just like to keep on top of it. About every six weeks is about right.';

'What do I think of when thinking of our future?';

'>already deleted by uploader
you can't make this shit up';

'>Severe tummy rumbling detected cap'n. Torrential downpour seems imminent. Should we open the gates?';

'In reality, there is this possibility.';

'He can't pick up boxes with his back. Work will need be cancelled for at least a week.';

'>>77251349
>Gas status de lad?
>Unknown cap'n
>Computer, analyse cumulus gas cloud contents.';

'>>77251309
>This video has been removed by the uploader
Fuck l missed it';

'>>77251356
>Gas cloud is 99% shit captain. Emergency floodgates opening recommended.
>OPEN THE GATES NOW';

'>>77251345
Post a picture of your back garden';

'my eyes hurt.
I alternate between staying awake for over a day and sleeping longer than id like.
Its over.';

'>>77251355
>>77251324
>>77251309
What work?! This fat sack of shit has never worked a day in his life.';

'>>77251369
>*PWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>*PRRRRRLPRRRLPRRLPRLPRPRPR*
>*WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*';

'joints hurt a lot, want a massage but too shy.';

'USD has lost a third of its buying power since 2013. Yikes.';

'He's bought:
Wreckfest for 23 pound
Dakar Rally for 21
WRC, WRC 10, WRC Generations and Terminator for 82
PGA Tour for 28
Robocop for 32

That's almost 200 pounds of PS5 games the wagies have bought him. Well he needs to play them now that he's done his back in and can't work, doesn't he?

>>77251345
Get them to install a womfy bird feeder';

'58 pages of cex order history';

'>>77251377
He's done his fair share of work lad. How much work have you done lately? Very little is my guess.';

'>>77251393
Did he phone up Sony and ask for a discount?';

'He'll have sold the PS5 before Terminator arrives. It not right.';

'>>77251396
That's hilarious. I wonder how much profit they've made off him over the years. Probably about 20 or 30 grand.';

'>>77251349
>>77251356
>>77251369
>>77251380
Gave me a little chuckle there lad, thanks';

'I thought he said he wouldn't be able to afford a PS5 for the next four months or something, what happened?';

'>>77251408
Poor lad can't even catch up on the news without CEX nagging him to buy more gadgets';

'>>77251392
Hows the GBP doing?';

'>>77251419
He got a cash injection from a private source.';

'>>77251396
Must be at least 10 pages of just iphones';

'SSM is obviously running some kind of scam buying and selling PS5s';

'>>77251396
Dear lord Mark give your head a shake';

'>>77251424
Way, WAY worse lad, lmao. Official cumulative inflation figures are 35% for the same time period, but everyone knows the official figures are skewed as fuck, especially since they're based on the CPI which doesn't include mortgages/house prices, cars or petrol LMAO!';

'Yeah i beat off to trannys every day. I love it';

'We are all dogs locked in God's hot car.';

'His bad back means he can't carry things longer distances and needs a higher car to put things into the boot. He needs his Kamiq back.';

'Pumping to cuckold sessions then I'll put my whiteboi cage on and mince to Waitrose';

'>>77251459
how about the CHF?';

'Home ownership? Not for me.
A family? Not for me.
Oh well.';

'>>77251342
>He says he's gonna give him 60 quid for the interview

MARMITEMAN would never';

'WW3 has already begun and there's lads beating off to trannies

Maddening, this';

'>>77251343
beautiful will add you later mate! Xx';

'>>77251393
whens that this morning?';

'>>77251479
I've done it a couple of times. Not every day. It's rare to see one cute enough that I'd want to go to bed with them.';

'>>77251518
this afternoon
>>77251309';

'>>77251509
>WW3 has already begun and
And what? I dont care.';

'quite literally everyone just disappears and abandons you in the end don't they
unbelievable
never trust anybody again';

'>>77251509
>WW3 has already begun
has it? qrd?';

'>>77251279
You spending over 200 quid a year on physical books?';

'>>77251424
GBP = Good Boy Points
Kek';

'I wish I had a group of black friends to play basketball with. If Ruth came up to me when I was playing basketball with them I'd just tell her to bounce and catch me later.';

'>>77251558
Some physical, some ebooks which I get online for free. Probably end up spending about 250 a year still since some are harder to come by or there are specific older editions I want - literally every single graphic designer currently working for a major publisher should be fired.';

'If I sent Ruth on a shopping spree I'd be so angry if she was spending my money with another guy.';

'>>77251524
for me, it's molliganbitch';

'>>77251590
what would you buy her?';

'Give him his Skoda back';

'Calling it within the next 30ish or so, am i not

Yes i am, yes i am indeed';

'>>77251597
A necklace from Van Cleef and Arpels';

'>>77251593
>all those tats';

'>TFW when you get that real ale selection.
>TFW you pass the DVLA inspection.
>TFW it's Bacon Bacon mutty delection.
>TFW four times positive genuflection
>TFW DWP Cost of Living Cash Injection
>TFW Trekkie Brekkie morning refection
>TFW shagging fit Helen to conception
>TFW Got that Seaside Army's affection
>TFW Iced ring doughnut confections
>TFW feeding trolls more misdirection
>TFW little bit longer predilection
>TFW B Curtis Rib Eye aged and cooked to perfection.

The Seaside Life is open to us all if we just bare our heart to it.';

'The wapu absofockinlutely dreads his appointmentshire tomorrow, does he not

He can bet that pretty arse of his that he's going to make the most of it fo shizzleberg';

'We all a little Seaside in life x';

'>>77251343
request sent Angela lad x';

'>>77251495
quite the gucciarse willyberg this';

'>>77251393
>He's bought:
>Wreckfest for 23 pound
>Dakar Rally for 21
>WRC, WRC 10, WRC Generations and Terminator for 82
>PGA Tour for 28
>Robocop for 32
>
>That's almost 200 pounds of PS5 games the wagies have bought him. Well he needs to play them now that he's done his back in and can't work, doesn't he?
>>77251396
>58 pages of cex order history
>>77251406
>He'll have sold the PS5 before Terminator arrives. It not right.
>>77251408
>That's hilarious. I wonder how much profit they've made off him over the years. Probably about 20 or 30 grand.
>>77251419
>I thought he said he wouldn't be able to afford a PS5 for the next four months or something, what happened?
>>77251423
>Poor lad can't even catch up on the news without CEX nagging him to buy more gadgets
>>77251441
>He got a cash injection from a private source.
>>77251443
>Must be at least 10 pages of just iphones
Wow just wow totally amazing';

'https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/TFW%20when%20you%20get%20that%20real%20ale%20selection./';

'>>77251709
>Wow just wow totally amazing

Thanks lad I appreciate that.';

'>>77251649
Welall driving our kamiq's to somewhere in life';

'>>77251638
Food full of cupboards my leeeeeeed ohhhh it's lush';

'>>77251604
He needs that car urgently so he can drive to see his family. He's got a right to a family life just like anyone else. It's his human right to have that car.';

'Human rights aren't real, lad';

'You shall not spaff!';

'This particular bookshire is EXCEPTIONALLY hard to come by, oh my.

Not even available on Z-Lib, has been out of print for years, only sparsely being sold.

I like the challenge though, i truly do';

'Little boys love to fart';

'>>77251614
I like your Apu's Chechen style hair + beard system';

'>>77251543
Then they move on like nothing happened';

'Chuckington-on-the-sneed';

'>>77251726
True words, de lad';

'Need a welper gardener update soon';

'>>77251791
Yes
I sympathise a little bit more with your complaints now';

'What have you lads done recently to Protect our Democracy(TM)?';

'It not right. They dont want to live in the city.';

'No grass anywhere for them.';

'Women dating shorter guys. That's rare.';

'>>77251747
Thanks for the Iaugh fren';

'>>77251948
literally looks like a MILF who has bothered to keep in shape taking her fat retarded son to splash in the water
she deserves better
who is she?';

'>>77251948
how tall are you compared to your baes?';

'>>77251984
Just some bint and a holiday vlog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94x6hrz5Z9A';

'>>77252018
I'm probably around her height. I'm 5ft11 I think (without shoes).';

'mad when you have I?';

'We did it.
They cannot breed
In fact they refuse to.
They hate each other
They fear each other
They cannot even put up a fight
They are weak, effeminate and already harnless

We won
Their land is now ours.
They are literally too scared to even fight back or reproduce lmfao. Their men have been sucesfuly turned into non-confrontative, small, weak, effeminate and meek beta males under the service of superior black rappers.
The only form of masculinity and fertility whites understand now is the black man.


The BNWO has literally won';

'Some words are to be used.';

'>>77252035
From three FUCKING YEARS AGO

You need better hobbies lad';

'>>77252018
I'm 5'8" my missus is 5'2", it's aight.';

'>>77252065
Some lad posted it the other day. Reckon he knows them (not as a friend).';

'>>77252090
Knows them as what then? Lovers?';

'Wish I could go travelling to historic cities and make memories with a girl. Bit late for all that now.';

'>>77252111
Yeah probably is. I did that in my 20s.';

'>>77252107
Probably he knew the lad from work. That's my guess.';

'>>77252116
Yeah exactly. Life ends at 30 if you haven't had your shit together.';

'>>77252127
I wouldn't go that far, but it definitely shifts into a different gear.';

'>>77252120
You're right lad. I worked with him at Curries.';

'Here's what the two men had in common.

>Both were self-described "anarcho-communists."
>Both had extensive histories posting on Reddit in radical leftist groups.
>Both men were involved in radical leftist grassroots organizations.
>Both men chose to set themselves on fire in what they described as an "extreme act of protest." They used exactly the same words.
>Both men described their sufferings they were about to endure as being miniscule in comparison to the sufferings they were protesting.
>Both men intended to use their self-sacrifice to effect a "revolution" in the consciousness of the American public.
>Both men appear to have been mentally ill.

Your brain on leftism lmao.';

'>>77249099
Normal people be like
>that's cool
4chan incels be like
>OH MY GOD THE NAME IS MIDDLE EASTERN';

'We've run out of glue for my collage and mum won't get back until 6. Very upsetting this is. I wanted to finish it today.';

'>>77252181
Whats the collage of and whats it for lad?';

'>>77252181
That's a very nice image lad.';

'Ruthmong what do you like to wank to?';

'>>77252035
I saw a white guy with a black gf 2day in tesco where she was a bit taller than him, not by that much though. He had a beta walk and aura for a guy with jungle fever';

'Garderners have been cancelled de lids. Yeah, it been cancelled. Not too happy about it. Wasted me fookin time. Garn get some din dins now.';

'>>77252231
take a wild fucking guess you mong';

'>>77252231
I do enjoy creampie videos.';

'>>77252236
Have a nice din dins';

'How much profit has SSM made from CeX so far this year?';

'>>77252243
Honestly never fapped to asmr.';

'>>77252274
He's in the fucking red for several hundred at least.';

'>>77252274
is that a tui and a cex right next to each other? corr';

'>>77252236
They wasted your time because your time is worthless. They know you're just some learning disabled mong and you're not the one paying the bill.';

'>>77252142
Did you have ever have threesomes?';

'>started summer toil on 15th april
>next day off is 27th
>mr.sheckelstien is wanting everyone to do over time
>clock in/out machine is being a jew cunt and robbing people of at least 10 minutes each day

Toilberg is shite lids';

'HHL has a hidden disability, he has a low IQ';

'>>77252295
No I never even met her or saw him outside of work.';

'>>77252304
Bottom of the barrel people get bottom of the barrel jobs';

'>>77252309
That's not hidden. Couldn't be more obvious.';

'retreating into the mindpalacenibba to figure out what the hell is going on
imagine
aaaaaa sick of people';

'https://www.tiktok.com/@calumjohnstone1/video/7355325456284912929

Where's the lie?';

'Who has a lower IQ:
- The wagie miserably toiling for minimum wage
- The lad living his womfy live in his own home with everything paid for, without working a day in his life';

'/tiktok.com/i:op:no;boards:r9k';

'>>77252346
wagies dont think about you at all';

'Can we solve the britfeel riddle once and for all, lads:
One man turns up 16 hours a day to spam the thread. The other man turns up every day to complain about it, despite knowing it's going to happen. Who is the bigger mong?';

'>>77252290
It could be. That's the Newcastle branch.';

'Need a PS5 update
Need a seasideMARK PS5 slim gaming update';

'The low point in my career was working for a debt collection agency doing outbound calls from a call centre. Chasing dossers around the country about unpaid phone bills, electricity bills and even water bills. I couldn't be arsed so I used to just have a chat with them about football and tell them I'd call again in a couple of weeks because I had to.';

'>>77252368
You for not filtering them both';

'>>77252327
>Bottom of the barrel people get bottom of the barrel jobs
REKT HIM xD';

'>>77252388
Completed that game in 3 days on hard mode. Hopefully Seaside Chef 2 is more challenging.';

'Diagnosed with TMAU at the University of Sheffield.';

'who goddess is this';

'>>77252415
No he wasn't, he's lying about it.';

'>>77252394
bottom of the barrel is still better than where ever the fuck the dossers stand on this scale

The shit in the gutter beside the barrel?';

'Helper lad also predicted the war in Ukraine. He a modern notredamus';

'>>77252346
They're probably both roughly equal.';

'GODS, i was sneed then';

'>>77252290
Laura could never put up with a man unwilling to work and do something with his life. She'd be ashamed to have him as a father.';

'>>77252234
I'm even seeing average black men take white girls these days. There's something so fundamentally wrong with white lads.';

'>>77252468
She's a good lass though? She would help someone less fortunate. Her and SSM both love travelling too.';

'>>77252492
stop stalking her';

'>>77252496
That's just from her public Instagram. MONG.';

'Fucking hell that was a quick and seamless shift change between seasideMONG and Ruthmong.';

'>>77252504
What business do you have going to her instagram even if it is public? You are an obsessive mong and you can't see it because you're blinded by your obsession.';

'>>77252492
corr imagine being in the car';

'>>77252429
you tell me footmong';

'Kinell the old knobberg doesn't smell too good. I reckon I shower is in order tonight.';

'just testing.............k............thx.........';

'Why bother washing your nob? It's not like any woman's about to go near it.';

'Emily wops looks like she'd fit in right at Oxford.';

'>>77252593
I'm married so I do get a bit of action now and then. Once a week if I'm lucky.';

'>>77252593
why bother washing at all? waste of time. Fuck ADLs.';

'>>77252593
Self pride, I like to be clean innit despite being a virgin.';

'These are the people telling you to 'man up' and settle for a frumpy used up dumb whore>>77252601
Young men should go their own way. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT A CRIPPLING MORTGAGE AND A FRIGID EX-SLUT WIFE WHO LET HERSELF GO?! WHAT ABOUT THE SOCIAL CONTRACT!!!!!!';

'>frumpy used up dumb whore';

'>>77252593
I unironically love the smell of an unwashed musky knob';

'>anon we're making you deputy leader of his team
>does that come with more pay?
>no but you will be considered for future promotions
yeah they've scammed me there innit. Oldest trick in the book';

'>>77252662
a better job title and more responsibility will help you move somewhere else that pays you more. You're still better off than you were';

'You'll never see her do any hard, boring work.';

'Curvy blonde milf with a muscular black guy in waitrose. Imagine the sex. #whiteboimoment';

'>>77252492
When a girl says she's a good person it's only to attractive men. All other men are basically npcs to them.';

'Work day over laptop getting closed down. See you tomorrow lads I expect to see you make all the same posts as usual x';

'>>77252753
Worse than NPCs. Unattractive men essentially do not even exist to women.';

'>>77251593
and men find this attractive?

beggars belief how 75% womens life ambition is to be attractive to men';

'>>77252759
night night see you int morning pal';

'Men like Footmong, SSM and HHL are supposed to work in factories earning minimum wage all their lives.';

'>>77252759
not gonna stick around for the evening neet vs wagie battle?
wagies often take the lead in the second half of the day because they are so resentful after waging for 8+ hours, though neets take the initiative back in the morning because they've got a fully rested mind which wagies don't due to getting up at ungodly hours';

'Britbongs, how often do you clean the smegma from your penis?';

'>>77252789
We have foreskins so not as often as mutts need to';

'>>77252781
And footmong is the only one stupid enough to actually do it heh.';

'>>77252492
wow does she think she looks good? she looks awful and tatty

slut';

'how do women claim they are not sluts while dressing up to attract men?

low iq bpd f'oids the lot of em
boggles the mind';

'Ruth deliberately showed off Waitrose products numerous times to show that working class people will never be so privileged.';

'>>77252802
Hahaha what a fucking pussyless factory cuck. Make my weatherproofed fence posts.';

'>>77252766
That's brutal. I won't be saving any woman choking on a peanut.';

'>>77252824
She must apologise';

'Chucked out of Waitrose for wearing no shoes.';

'>>77252652
Wanna suck my unwashed cock?';

'Corr 42 minute DJ video. Must be a good one.';

'https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/ssSlpBDGLcaoFSfZupUydg/
What a life';

'>Corr 42 minute DJ video.';

'>>77252860
I remember she said it's not a political statement. Very odd.';

'Feeling a bit frumpy today ngl';

'>>77252870
No link?

>>77252884
She isn't classy enough to shop in M&S then';

'>>77252870
why's dj uploading several videos in a day lately?';

'>>77252891
I think that would be her next choice. M&S is more limited.';

'DOES THIS FUCKING TWAT EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUTH OR WHATEVER ASMR WOMAN. EVERY SINGLE TIME I COME HERE ITS THE SAME FUCKING SHIT';

'>>77252911
You missed the SSM routine earlier lad it was a cracker, everything you've read before. Of course I was here to read it all so I got pwnt.';

'>>77252906
but much more expensive. I'd only go to M&S if it was paying with expenses. It's better than giving work money to the bookies.';

'>>77252933
Why didn't you use this new method to avoid getting pwnd?
>>77249689';

'Ngl when i had a job i was suicidal, when i'm NEET im suicidal......i dont know if changing just one of these external things will fix anything....just delaying what needs done';

'Just read about that horsey rampage in londonistan

Why did they do it bros';

'going to make burgers then hopefully be able to have a nappy nap';

'>>77252941
So let me get this straight, what you're trying to say is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA';

'>>77252948
I had a little daydream about stopping it earlier today. I'd climb on real fast, calm it down and ride it back. All the women would swoon.';

'>>77252961
I wish i could change but i dont have the brains to do anything else. And i dont have the courage to end it myself. Really sad today.';

'New thread needs (You) winners
>>77252974
>>77252974
>>77252974
>>77252974';

'>>77252891
>No link

Here you go lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCWbruqbiJM';

'Non dollymong alternative
>>77253001
>>77253001';

'>>77250227
>and of course charity shops for books.';