import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77247695;
String image = '1713930418506076.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)23:46:58';
String comment = 'Want women to obsess over you? Be a Byronic hero.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247725 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:49:59') {

'>>77247695
But im already all of those things to a T'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247736 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:51:01'  && image=='6332.gif') {

'>>77247725
Yeah but you lack a key thing. Want to guess what it is?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247746 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:52:22') {

'unbyronically true';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247747 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:52:30') {

'>>77247736
Being social outcast chad or something'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247751 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:52:45') {

'>>77247695
the stupidest thing you can do is construct an entire personality just to appeal to woman'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248203 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:49:38') {

'>>77247695
just be yourself and be active enough socially to meet women who like you for you

this may require more social activity for some than for others'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248326 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:06:41') {

'>>77247695
the sexiest thing a man can do is maintain a facade alongside you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248942 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:30:46') {

'More adept at crossing boundaries, delivering messages, and the occasional light-hearted lark.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250467 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:59:21') {

'>>77247695
Sounds more like an edgelord'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250493 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:02:05') {

'>>77248326
Partners in crime best partners'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250495 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:02:39') {

'>>77250467
Yeah it's the kind of thing that's cool in fiction but cringe in real life'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250533 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:09:29') {

'>>77247695
I've been a Byronic hero my entire life.
>>77247725
You are missing
>Not being avoidant
>Folding immediately when a woman looks at you and obsessively chasing her with predatory conviction regardless of what anyone thinks'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250649 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:28:00') {

'Literally me desu. Where is the woman who obsesses over me? I will marry the shit out of her and make her perform emotional labor while being a horny touch starved hedgehog who can't share personal life details.';

}

}
}