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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77247823;
String image = '1713931314306414.png';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)00:01:54';
String comment = 'i added the anon i've been crushing on and he likes me back. i don't know where we go from here but i'm still in shock.
holy FUCK';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247831 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:02:46' && image=='9ewfe3s.jpg') {

'>>77247823
You go have coitus';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247838 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:03:27') {

'dick pics would be the logical next step';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247851 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:04:55') {

'>>77247831
he lives pretty far from me and i'm also not that kind of girl

>>77247838
idk if i wanna see his pp
i mean i kinda do but that's also pretty weird because he barely know each other';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247853 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:05:01') {

'i just got added by a femanon and i'm not sure how she feels about me but i like her and i hope she keeps talking to me and lets me drive over to see her. Wouldn't it be something if she had been crushing on me? Good for you anon I hope you two make each other happy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247856 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:05:13') {

'>>77247823
>anon ive been crushing on
How the shit have you become familiar with an anonymous person? I hope youre not referring to a namefag or avatarfag';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247868 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:06:47' && image=='1698410758870236s.jpg') {

'do you want to fit in?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247875 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:07:38') {

'>>77247853
thank you!! it'd be nice if that worked out between you two but having a nice buddy from here is good regardless

>>77247856
i say nothing..
people have talked about him before, so it's not that hard. we ran into each other fairly often

>>77247868
maybe perhaps';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247973 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:22:18') {

'I fucking hate you discord zoomer faggots
try reddit instead';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247986 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:23:42') {

'>>77247851
no i meant ur pp';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248011 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:27:01') {

'>>77247973
where else am i supposed to add somebody from here??

>>77247986
would be difficult to do as i do not have a pp';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248034 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:28:59') {

'>>77248011
> where else am i supposed to add somebody from here??
ousted yourself faggot
kill yourself NOW';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248043 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:30:03') {

'>>77248034
no, i got an anon to dote upon now and i'm very happy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248376 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:12:50') {

'where do anons on this board add each other? do they just to go /soc/?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248471 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:26:10' && image=='IMG_1260.jpg') {

'>>77247823
THE VOCAROO GUY? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO (ive been following this story the whole time)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248527 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:32:55') {

'>>77248376
nah it was all here, the mods just didn't care to nuke me when i reached out with my user

>>77248471
i can't believe people have been following this omg
i'm very happy also!! in hindsight, i have no idea why i was so worried';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248572 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:38:59' && image=='1684699620491134.jpg') {

'>>77247823
>crushing

I feel non-human. I only had one crush in my entire life and it was because she used to hug me a lot and be very nice to me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248604 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:43:36') {

'>>77248572
have hope anon, he was in similar shoes as you prior to me adding him, the odds might have been low but crazy shit can happen';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248615 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:45:44' && image=='IMG_0547.png') {

'>>77248527
idk if anyone else has been following this but i just thought it was interesting, the whole concept of crushing over someone on an anonymous image board. glad it worked out for you !!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248657 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:50:52') {

'>>77248615
i know somebody else remembered me from one of my threads before so i'm still surprised one person remembers this lol
it's pretty strange how this happened and idk why i developed feelings for him, but i'm also super glad this worked out (no clue how it did also) thank you!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248698 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:55:56' && image=='IMG_1295.jpg') {

'>>77248657
i definitely spend too much time on this site i told a guy i was trying to find a comic he drew like 4 months ago and he was amazed anyone remembered it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248728 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:00:06') {

'>>77247823
Would you give him a footjob if he asked? How about eating out his asshole? Shitplay? Pissing in his mouth?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248752 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:02:52') {

'>>77248728
there is no other post for this. i's the only reason i'm not sleeping';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248761 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:03:44') {

'>>77248698
aww that's super sweet!! i wish more anons did this

>>77248728
anon...';

}

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