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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77247858;
String image = '1713931530299178.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)00:05:30';
String comment = 'Why are teen girls so hot but we're not allowed to fuck them?';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77247901 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:12:08') {

'>>77247858
who said you arent allowed? the age of consent is 16-17 in most of america and younger in europe'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248070 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:33:36') {

'>>77247901
I would get completely socially ostracized and possibly lose my job, even if 16 is the AOC where I live. Everyone acts like it's 18 and it's annoying af'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248077 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:34:42') {

'>>77248070
If you arent already socially ostracized then what are you even doing?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248106 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:38:01') {

'>>77248077
Women my age don't seem to want me or already have bf's, and the only women who have actually wanted me were 16/17 year olds and I had to reject them out of fear of ruining my life. Why don't 20 year olds throw themselves at me instead? It's honestly so infuriating.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248121 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:40:10') {

'>>77248106
What makes you think they want you? And why would you want to be with someone so immature and mentally undeveloped?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248142 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:42:45') {

'>>77247858
Because the first thing women did when they got suffrage was vote in age of consent laws, making it so that they have the freedom to commit adultery before marriage which has the effect of making them more likely to divorce. Marriage was originally supposed to be between two young people, but as socrates said, democracy always leads to the degeneration of social norms and morals in the name of freedom'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248153 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:44:11') {

'>>77248121
They literally wanted to fuck me. Like they straightup told me. And my penis doesn't care about mental maturity, I just wanted to have sex. She has big tits and has an adult body that's all I care about. But I had to say no, because if I did it then everyone automatically views me as a creep or a "pedo".'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248160 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:45:18') {

'>>77247858
you can perfectly well fuck them and keep it private but i dont know if youd wanna date a girl like that or take her seriously'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248176 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:46:21') {

'>>77248121
>mentally undeveloped
maymay'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248202 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:49:34') {

'>>77248160
I dunno man it's a small town, word gets around here... and fucking her doesn't mean I have to be in a relationship with her.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248222 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:52:10') {

'>>77247858
I'm not attracted to children. You apparently are. Chemically or traditionally castrate yourself.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248258 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:56:30') {

'>>77248070
You won't get fired for that, and boo fucking hoo if random normies don't like you.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248310 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:04:32') {

'>>77248222
Those are not children, they have physically developed into adults by that point and know damn well what they're doing can we please stop with this meme? I am not attracted in the slightest to actual children.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248324 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:06:23') {

'>>77247858
You mean YOU arent allowed to. Lrn2charismamax, gotta woo the parents too.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248445 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:22:48') {

'>>77248176
I mean its a woman right'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249641 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:00:41') {

'>>77248222
Like all other mammals, humans didn't wait for some abitrary number to breed retard. Women were considered ready upon reaching menarche/sexual maturity and unless you want to sit here and say you're a product of "pedophilia" like a retard, there's nothing wrong with that. People are already having sex by 13-14, It's natural.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249838 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:24:47'  && image=='1685168213162605.png') {

'>>77247858
Age of Consent is to the dating market what Minimum Wage is to the labor market.
Think about it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249858 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:28:11') {

'>>77249641
Liberal or Mohammed, place your bets folks.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250195 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:19:50'  && image=='1711488927540949.jpg') {

'>>77247901
>the age of consent is 16-17 in most of America
That doesn't work the way you think it does.'
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