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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77248009;
String image = '1713932801506252.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)00:26:41';
String comment = 'I think it's fine if your girl cheats on you as long as she keeps her affairs totally private and it doesn't interfere with you and your relationship with her.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248016 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:27:37') {

'>>77248009
Please don't bite the bait guys, we are smarter than this.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248020 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:28:01') {

'>>77248009
lol, why don't you just kill yourself, pathetic simp';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248041 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:29:41' && image=='1693306423548757.jpg') {

'>>77248009
I like japanese porn sometimes. If I were in that world I would be cucking so many betas, I am the perfect ugly bastard';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248051 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:31:13') {

'>>77248016
>we are smarter than this
faggots don't even know how to sage';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248057 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:32:01') {

'It inevitable interferes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248177 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:46:25') {

'>>77248020
How will I provide for my Queens if I'm dead?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248449 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:23:40') {

'SOMEBODY SAID THEY SAW YOU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248453 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:24:11') {

'THE PERSON YOU WERE KISSING WASN'T ME';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248456 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:24:44') {

'AND I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249927 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:36:55') {

'>>77248009
but she told me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251135 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:41:14') {

'>>77248009
its fine as a girl but its kinda slutty';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251160 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:44:28') {

'>>77248009
Sure, if she's fine with me dragging her boytoy out of my bedroom by his hair and throwing him out into the open street before he gets a chance to dress up. And me telling her to pack up her shit, too. Though that's only if I catch them.
>>77248016
This entire board's existence is bait. It's a giant hamster wheel and we're forced to run across the same track again and again until we ultimately die.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251161 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:44:46') {

'>>77248009
Unironically telling ANYONE you are cheating is how you will get caught. Judge me how you want but I had an emotional affair before and didnt even tell my best friend, it hurt a lot when I broke it off and I did have to suffer in silence but I was never caught';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251413 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:20:39' && image=='IMG_4908.jpg') {

'>>77249270
I think it's fine if your girl cheats on you as long as she keeps me updated on her affairs and every time she cheats on me it's followed up by a reporting handjob and video evidence of the fact';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251523 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:38:59') {

'>>77248009
only if she is rikka and we can have thigh sex afterwards';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252276 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:34:24') {

'>>77248016
>we are smarter than this.
speak for yourself';

}

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