import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77248289;
String image = '1713934863884859.webm';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)01:01:03';
String comment = 'is it worth it to learn to play the trombone';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248335 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:08:12') {

'>>77248289
This is the type of chick I imagine Asian men lust after'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248419 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:19:30') {

'Yea I love a wet, schloppy, and sassy trombone solo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248742 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:02:01') {

'>>77248335
Lust sure get no her man is white'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248754 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:02:56') {

'>>77248289
No, you should stick to the skin flute.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249841 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:24:53'  && image=='5sofj1.jpg') {

'>>77248289
I love that there are just countless hours of bikini/lingerie runway shows on youtube. They know. We know. They know we know. We know they know we know. Yet they can't within their own framework remove them because that would be admitting the truth out in the open.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249846 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:25:59') {

'>>77248335
>>77248419
>>77248742
>>77248754
>>77249841
is there a reason absolutely none of you can focus on the topic of the thread

I want to learn the trombone'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250099 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:02:23'  && image=='Boar-OVA-1144164620.jpg') {

'>>77249846
Only you can answer that question, retard.
is it worth it FOR YOU to learn the trombone?

We don't know whether you're asking this question. Could be because you were just offered 5 million dollars if you come play trombone in the local jazz scene, could be because when your father raped you he kept shouting "play the trombone" while cumming.
FUck. Answer your own questions, asshole'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250120 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:05:31') {

'>>77248289
Do you want to be able to play the Ride of the Valkyries overture? If so, it's worth it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250565 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:14:06'  && image=='26053f44f0ed9be82752bc6abb9c44e418395698_hq.jpg') {

'>>77248289
I played trombone for 4 years as a kid
I was told I would be good because I had good lungs.
Wish I learned how to play the piano, it's much more universal than trombone. Big, bulky, not universal.
I was giftes a synth years ago, should set it up and learn how to play. Gonna learn all my favorite snes, genesis songs and then get a better synth with a chip as they have so it can sound like them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250621 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:23:36') {

'>>77248289
Breeding material'
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}

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}