import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77248716;
String image = '1713938290400320.png';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)01:58:10';
String comment = 'my grandfather sent out an email to me and my parents saying i should volunteer at the local Buddhist "church" to help poorfags and old ladies rather than be a neet';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248721 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:58:50') {

'>>77248716
Volunteer at an animal shelter instead'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248724 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:59:09') {

'>>77248716
so that's a google'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248737 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:01:13') {

'>>77248721
i aint doin jack shit
im staying here and jacking off, eating chips and playing vidya'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248956 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:32:11'  && image=='1444594363742.png') {

'>>77248737
Now that'z the spirit!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248979 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:34:46') {

'>>77248737
question, what's your long term plan? Always wondered what neets plan to do when their parents pass. How will you afford housing and food.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249003 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:36:59') {

'>>77248979
there's no neet plan, you just hang yourself before 30th birthday hits'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249011 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:37:45') {

'>>77248737
can i see your dick'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249023 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:38:48') {

'>>77249003
oh so they have the same overarching life plan as trannys'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249039 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:39:56') {

'>>77249023
>implying trannies aren't just even more retarded neets'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249041 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:39:59'  && image=='c5e2c81f9ff7acf02bf43f1d4f88e2a1.jpg') {

'>>77248716
buddha non approves
the buddhist stuff aside, giving is a great way to feel better
you should really try it, ain't got shit to lose anyway'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249149 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:50:59') {

'>>77249011
fucking phaggot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249181 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:56:43') {

'I swear in my shitty little town there is nothing to do. I am bored beyond comprehension, and I want to volunteer somewhere, but there is nothing to do. No animal shelter, no one looking for volunteers, nothing.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249201 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:59:26') {

'Great stuff, that will break you out of your shell';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249239 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:03:24'  && image=='0169.jpg') {

'>>77248979
suicide>
>77249011
no
>>77249041
i give to others in mmos
thats enough, right
>>77249181
unfortunate
>>77249201
i'm in my shell voluntarily
if i wanted to go outside, i would have'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249365 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:21:12') {

'>>77248716
listen to gramps, nigga. thats a good suggestion'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249759 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:15:18') {

'>>77248979
How will most people afford housing and food in the long term?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249796 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:19:38') {

'>>77248716
Do you like guessing anon? I guess'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249999 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:46:22') {

'>>77249011
id let you see my dick anon :( not posting in public tho'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250167 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:14:41') {

'>>77249759
by developing skills, gaining experience that will give you higher chances of employability so you can always fend off for yourself. It's the equivalent of being a hunter in ancient nomadic societies but instead of being a chad you're a beta urbanite clocking in to wage day in and day out hoping to get a decent enough pension for your dying days. Still better than being homeless and starving.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250377 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:46:13') {

'>>77250167
>le bootstraps
yeah this ain't the 60s anymore'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250675 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:31:30') {

'>>77249999
nta but can't say no to quads'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250798 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:47:39'  && image=='0157.jpg') {

'>>77249365
fuck off boomer
>>77249759
they wont
>>77249796
i guess'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251987 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:56:05') {

'>>77250798
you guess? YOU fucking guess huh? you little slut bitch'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252007 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:58:23') {

'>>77248716

That's actually good advice and you should listen to your elder.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252030 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:01:50') {

'molest all watamote posters';

}

}
}