import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77248857;
String image = '1713939492076535.png';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)02:18:12';
String comment = 'hello r9k, this is very serious.

i need someone to simp for. feminine, but doesn't have to be female.
i'm very submissive and looking for a cute somebody to give me purpose please i just want to simp for someone'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248877 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:22:19') {

'Of course it has to be female anon
Simping for men is antinatura depravity'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248889 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:24:00') {

'>>77248877
if it's a femboy i find it fun'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248983 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:35:27') {

'>>77248857
I can be as feminine as I can for 20 bucks, unironically'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249067 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:42:47') {

'>>77248983
will it be sustainable long term for 20 bucks or do you expect a consistent pay check?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249219 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:01:16') {

'>>77248857
As long as you are somewhat taller than me and skinny :3'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249254 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:05:21') {

'>>77249219
im 5'6 and not skinny (not fat either, just average)..
my discord is jsslove'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249276 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:08:04') {

'>>77248877
this is the person i can't approach and they are a good person and good just means that matters'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249295 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:10:56'  && image=='7a391adbca466d624964637a1a93517b.jpg') {

'>>77249254
G-O-O-O-O-O TOOOOO SOOOOOOOCCCC'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249301 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:11:34') {

'>>77248857
so this is real
this is actual
that's wild'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249430 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:30:33') {

'>>77248857
You would knowingly simp for a man? What is wrong with you mate?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249437 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:32:12') {

'>>77248857
hey, whats ur discord? t. genuinely cute femanon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249484 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:39:08') {

'>>77248857
Twitch has plenty of low viewer count foids looking for attention.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249965 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:42:15') {

'>>77248857
Unironically just get some form of self respect you don't have to degrade yourself like this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250203 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:21:45') {

'>>77249965
it's ok.. ty'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250319 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:39:58') {

'>>77248857
What would your simping entail?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250357 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:43:42') {

'>>77250319
i give attention, chat with you about anything (i'm very friendly and polite), you can show me what you're doing, working on, etc., i'll play any game with you, pretty much will do anything you want and will buy you gifts as well if we really do get along.
just the typical simping experience.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250532 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:09:28') {

'>>77250357
Would we have to talk allot though and not just through text?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250560 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:13:37') {

'>>77250532
whatever you're comfy with.
i'm more than ok with just text, and not very often. even just sometimes is fine - i adjust myself to you (provided that i don't get ignored for weeks)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250654 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:28:26') {

'>>77250560
Ok how would this work exactly though'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250662 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:29:15') {

'>>77250654
hmm what specifically do you want to know?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250716 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:37:02') {

'>>77250662
Like will you be posting your discord? I am also not really sure what you even really want out of this desu'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250724 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:37:58') {

'>>77250716
oh i posted it above.. please add me jsslove'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250751 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:41:48') {

'>>77250724
But seriously though what do you want out of this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250760 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:42:48') {

'>>77250751
i have no 'outcome' in mind. i just want somebody to be nice to and give attention to. it makes me happy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250771 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:44:18') {

'>>77250760
Manly urge to give your money to women in exchange for attention.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250794 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:47:12') {

'>>77250771
Taking money would just feel gross and wrong though I could never'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250804 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:47:57') {

'>>77250794
that wasn't me (op) who posted this. i can give gifts and stuff once we're close enough, but rly i just want to make somebody feel happy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250828 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:52:14') {

'>>7725080
Ok but why do you want to make a girl happy at your own cost op?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250838 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:53:36') {

'>>77250828
it's not at my own cost is the thing. it makes me happy to make others i like happy. it's just how my personality works.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250864 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:56:22') {

'>>77250838
Specifically directed to girls though'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250874 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:57:19') {

'>>77250864
anybody feminine, not necessarily girls. that's just a preference.'
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}

}
}