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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

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int postNumber = 77248885;
String image = '1713939822021837.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)02:23:42';
String comment = 'im talking to the hottest guy over double my age and his dick is huge and he sends me 20 minute lewd voice messages that i cum to and hes going to come fuck me and be my dad and im so excited and i really like him but i have nobody to talk about this with';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248893 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:24:46') {

'>>77248885
>be my dad
i'm sorry that you have daddy issues, maybe talk with your therapist about them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248895 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:24:59') {

'>>77248885
what chromosomes do you have'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248904 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:25:56') {

'>>77248885
this is going to end poorly but enjoy the ride I guess'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248913 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:26:46'  && image=='1690952435254151.jpg') {

'>>77248885
>20 minute lewd voice messages that i cum to

tfw I will never make a girl cum by just talking'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248914 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:27:20') {

'>>77248893
i dont have daddy issues
>>77248895
does it matter what i say? im a girl but you people think that doesnt exist
>>77248904
i think i wanna have his kids'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248923 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:28:10') {

'>>77248914
>im a girl
damn i'm no longer interested'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248925 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:28:14') {

'Men over 40 should be barred from speaking to non-relation women under 30.
Didnt settle down in time? too bad, you dinosaur'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248927 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:28:37') {

'>>77248913
its ok.. just say hot things like he does. he says the hottest things oh my god. idk where he learned all this shit, probably because hes old but whatever its still extremely hot and even if he sounded dumb it would still be hot
he said he would record me and make me his little star'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248938 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:30:00') {

'>>77248925
all 40 year old men deserve teenage gfs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248943 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:30:52') {

'>>77248914
>i wanna have his kids
single mother incoming. dude is getting his rocks off and you're thinking about breeding. Get your holes stuffed or whatever, but make sure he's wearing a condom and you're on bc because raising a child alone ain't no joke.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248954 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:32:06') {

'>>77248913
if a girl likes you you'd be surprised how much you can do even without a particularly deep voice'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248957 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:32:19') {

'>>77248943
no i want his load lining my insides'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248960 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:32:42') {

'>>77248943
>women are stupid
More at 11'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248975 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:34:18') {

'>>77248957
based. reproduction is the goal of all life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248988 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:35:54') {

'>>77248975
i wnna get pregnant with his baby and he comes and lives with me and becomes my husband and loves me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77248990 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:36:00') {

'>>77248914
Call the police so they can arrest that pedo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249002 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:36:55') {

'>>77248990
hes not a pedo im legal'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249004 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:37:01') {

'thats pretty hot op, maybe ill fap imagining this scenario later';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249036 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:39:45') {

'>>77248885
i saw the thread and was like "yeah secret history is dumb, just time travel and be right" so now i know it's movie guy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249037 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:39:46') {

'>>77249004
its extremely hot and he sent me a video of his huge balls this morning
>be safe at school today princess
nnhhhhhhggggghhhhhhh'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249059 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:42:12') {

'>>77249037
Go the fuck to bed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249072 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:43:15') {

'>>77249037
nigga this shit is not going to end well for you hahahahahahahaha.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249073 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:43:23') {

'>>77248988
he won't though, he's getting his rocks off. that's what i'm saying. you can make him promise to take responsibility if he knocks you up and he can say whatever he wants before he disappears and leaves you with a big responsibility and no clue how to find him. What will you do if he paints your insides and you never see him again? It's a nice thought that he'll fuck you and stick around, but guys don't work like that. This dude is twice your age and he knows what to say to make your pussy tingle. You think you're the first one he's talked like that to? Has he settled down and raised a family with the other girls he's talked like that to?

Like enjoy the fantasy, the dirty talk, get fucked and cum lots, but be responsible please. Someday you're going to know the difference between a hot fuck and a steady relationship and want the latter, and if you've got crotch goblins hanging off of you, you're going to have a hard time finding it. Do your future self a favor'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249078 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:43:51') {

'Am I watching a girl getting groomed in real time? Bros is it actually this easy?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249090 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:45:50') {

'>>77249073
getting pregnant at 18 is literally the best possible thing that can happen to a woman'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249092 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:46:05') {

'>>77248885
>i have nobody to talk about this with
You have him
GTFO normalfag!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249109 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:47:57') {

'>>77249090
only when the father sticks around.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249117 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:48:29') {

'>>77249059
no im going to school
>>77249072
jealous..
>>77249073
:( maybe that makes sense. i want him to cum inside so maybe ill ask him to get a morning after pill or something. if he comes back and loves me and wants me and makes some commitment then ill have his babies. i dont want to have a baby before im married anyway. hes so hot though
>>77249078
what? im not getting groomed and youre only able to be groomed if youre under 18. thats stupid'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249132 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:49:30') {

'>>77249090
i 100% agree which is why i want this asap -_-
i wish he would stay and be my husband but i dont think hes in love with me. we have only been talking for a few days. i dont know why i love him so much already.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249166 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:54:04') {

'>>77249132
you're learning something about yourself, namely that you're a horny little slut whose brain stops working when you smell a musky cock.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249173 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:55:21') {

'op your insatiable desire to fuck and be nasty with this guy is what all guys feel about girls 24/7 but for your gender it only happens once in a blue moon with a specific guy when your hormones all perfectly align or w/e.

hence why we're incel

grats though'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249190 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:58:19') {

'>>77249173
>is what all guys feel about girls 24/7
seriously??????? is this why youre all disgusting?? wow thats actually really mind opening. what the hell
>>77249166
ew i dont want this to be true'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249192 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:58:23') {

'>>77249117
Yeah you're definitely getting groomed. It's not about age it's about the stage of life you are. A 36 year old shouldn't be sexting with schoolgirls at all'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249203 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:00:02') {

'>>77249117
He's around 40yo? Probably fucked hundreds of girls so far like you. Never sticked around with any of them, plenty of practice to say exactly what you want to hear to make you do what he wants and then move on to next girl.
At least don't ruin your life by becoming pregnant if you haven't been with him for a year and lived together before.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249204 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:00:07') {

'>>77249192
hes 40 and i need him'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249218 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:01:04') {

'>>77249173
it's not that. if you have a fat man meat and are lewd enough with a girl, and talk to her like she's a breeding hole, then she'll respond this way. most guys try to talk to the person carrying the breeding hole around, and this guy is talking directly to the hole, which is why she's gonna let him fill her up with his seed. if he was talking to the person in charge of the womb, she might consider the situation responsibly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249223 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:01:31') {

'>>77249203
im the youngest and hes done that with 9 girls and he said he wants to fuck me harder than hes ever wanted to fuck anyone'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249229 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:01:56') {

'>>77249204
You don't need him you're just manipulated by a dinosaur groomer
Just call the authorities and get him behind bars'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249240 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:03:25') {

'>>77249223
>he wants to fuck me harder than hes ever wanted to fuck anyone
it doesn't cost him anything to say that to you, the one he hasn't fucked yet. the next girl he'll want to fuck even more if you believe what he's gonna tell her.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249249 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:04:34') {

'>>77249218
he talks to both! we have fun conversations and hes genuinely so so funny he makes me laugh out loud'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249262 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:06:01') {

'>>77249229
hes not a groomer at all, im the one who contacted him and wanted to meet him. literally look up the definition of grooming instead of throwing the word around, im not a child.
>>77249240
shut up you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249264 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:06:29') {

'>>77248885
>20 minute lewd voice messages
well he's not straight'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249273 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:07:50') {

'>>77249264
hes straight hes just a little crazy and generous'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249280 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:08:32') {

'>>77249249
i hope you have a lot of fun with him. use a condom, use birth control. do not get pregnant. Assume this guy is not going to stick around, no matter what he says. That should be your default stance. I'm happy for you, but you're gonna fuck up your life bigtime, and 25 year old you will not be grateful to current you for letting him fill you up.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249283 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:08:58') {

'>>77249262
yeah you are, you're letting a corpse manipulate you
that's grooming'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249284 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:09:21') {

'>>77249190
>seriously??????? is this why youre all disgusting?? wow thats actually really mind opening. what the hell

well if both genders sexuality worked like females the species would have gone extinct many generations ago you see'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249309 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:12:22') {

'>>77249262
You do sound like a child hehe. Barely any self awareness or thought of future as well as very naive living in dreams instead of reality. Not that you're different, plenty of adults who are like that too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249328 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:15:51') {

'>>77249284
i thought you people thought all females are whores? so confusing!
>>77249283
hes not manipulating me literally at all.
>>77249280
uhjmmmm i think ill definitely regret it but im wet 24/7 for him and i need him and his praise and i want to make him happy and ill cook him food and make him fall in love with me and he wont leave'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249337 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:17:02') {

'>>77249309
>sound like a kid
>plenty of adults are like this
nonsense. i am self aware just choosing not to care because i need him'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249353 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:19:09') {

'>>77249328
women will literally say "i'm not being manipulated at all, i want him and need him" and after they get ran through and abandoned, will say in hindsight "he manipulated me and tricked me!"

many such cases. i've seen it play out before.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249370 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:21:56') {

'>>77249353
well im not retarded. if i regret it, its my responsibility. i wont blame him for my mistake. im lazy but not that lazy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249373 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:22:14') {

'>>77249328
>i thought you people thought all females are whores? so confusing!
god i wish'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249375 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:22:44') {

'>>77249353
It would be alright if she was learning with someone her own age, we all make mistakes.
But she is naive and stupid, definitely being groomed by a 40yo danger to society that might be as old as her own father'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249379 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:23:32') {

'do you have irl friends? what advice are they giving you about this situation?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249390 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:25:00') {

'>>77249375
im not naive and stupid :c i get that hes way older than me but thats hot and i like that hes old enough to be my dad and i want to get licked and groped by him and i want him to record it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249392 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:25:11') {

'>>77249370
don't make the mistake'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249397 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:26:02') {

'>>77249379
do you think id say any of this to my friends? obviously theyd tell me not to do it and its a humiliating thing to say'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249409 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:26:52') {

'>>77248885
This is my wet dream. As an impulsive nona myself, go get em girl'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249538 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:45:40') {

'>>77249117
>youre only able to be groomed if youre under 18
The ragebait is real
4/10 childish LARP overall, but it made hard so have a bump.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249574 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:49:51'  && image=='tyuiop.png') {

'Overall, pretty much don't do anything with this fellow or you will regret it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249577 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:50:10'  && image=='IMG_7058.jpg') {

'>>77249538
you literally are only able to get groomed under 18. im glad it made hard!!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249594 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:52:07') {

'>>77249577
it says online grooming of minors there and 18 isn't a minor. it's not saying whether or not adults can get groomed. Cult initiation is a form of grooming and adults are targeted by that all the time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249619 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:56:29') {

'>>77249594
ok whatever im ungroomable'
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}

}
}