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public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

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int postNumber = 77249135;
String image = '1713941397240045.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)02:49:57';
String comment = 'Older NEETs: What do you think is going to happen to you when your parents die and you're broke?';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249194 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:58:47') {

'>>77249135
Rope
How else do you expect kek'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249263 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:06:28'  && image=='1670422395564991.jpg') {

'>>77249135
My parents have already died. I inherited the house so I have a place to live and I survive comfortably on my neetbucks and the rent I get from the quiet tenant that I have here. My days are filled with gaming, watching movies and documentaries, browsing YT and 4chan. Sometimes I do a little photography or I workout, or tend to my vege & herb garden in the backyard. I like to cook occasionally and I even travel once every two years. I have an upcoming trip to Hong Kong and Philippines. Where I live prostitution is legal so I usually get to fuck an Asian qt once or twice a month. I live reasonably modestly so I don't stress about money and overall live is pretty comfy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249305 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:11:41'  && image=='1701389723062041.jpg') {

'>>77249135
Live in of my friend's/brother's basement.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249310 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:12:24') {

'>>77249194
Autismbux and section 8javascript:quote('77249194');
>>77249263
Nice fantasy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249424 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:29:16'  && image=='IMG_20190928_162627.jpg') {

'>>77249263
Do you have any photos from prior trips to share?
Here's a photo I took at the katana museum when visiting Tokyo in September 2019'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249499 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:41:08') {

'>>77249135
Got disabilitybux and know of some places I could move in with discounts for the disabled.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249631 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:58:37') {

'>>77249135
I'll probably die within a week because I don't know how to do anything'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249688 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:04:57') {

'>>77249135
Homelessness and alcoholism. Maybe suicide if I have the means.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249895 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:32:35') {

'>>77249135
>what do you think is going to happen to you when your parents die and you're broke?
i'd be mentally ill and homeless so i'll probably kill myself'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250175 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:16:05') {

'>>77249135
id just die because id be in my mid 40s anyway. theres really not much point in continuing on when youre that old'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250200 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:20:51') {

'>>77249135
My parent will either leave me money or I will autismbux or kill myself. I am incapable of working.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250204 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:21:59') {

'>>77249135
>OP thinks terminal NEETs aren't all getting massive inheritances
lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250212 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:23:46') {

'>>77250175
I'm so glad I'm not one of these idiots who just thinks half their life span is valueless. what a fucking retard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250244 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:29:10') {

'>>77250212
Life is basically over for everyone after their 40s and things dont really change much for anyone then'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250274 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:33:45') {

'>>77250212
>he thinks his entire lifespan is valuable
lmao what a fucking retarded idiot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250292 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:35:48') {

'>>77249135
i'm trying to stop being NEET again this year. i've made significant progress in just the last couple years, being able to go do things on my own and even preferring it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250597 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:19:13'  && image=='1712125410277030.png') {

'I have a job, but if my mom died and I had to pay $1k a month for rent, I wouldn't be able to survive, so I would probably just kms even though I'm not even NEET. Life is just impossible for some people';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250761 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:42:49') {

'been there done that. i found my mom's dead body in november 2022. i shut down for over 24 hours in my bed not even being able to inform the rest of my family. then lost my fucking mind through the winter. i got extremely lucky having a friend who knew somebody with a room for rent cheaper than the average here, and then also having a friend who's rich and helped me get on my feet. in the year and a half since, i've started working full time, developed great work ethic, and moved into a better house with two roommates where we each pay $1400 a month (i live in jersey, it gets expensive as fuck here). ended up in a relationship with the guy i've been in love with for years and we're talking about marriage and kids. i qualified for ketamine therapy last summer which helped me continue on through my grief and and emotional issues that were intensifed. by in the end, it was exactly what i needed in a fucked up way. none of it is easy and it still hurts and i still have a fully planned method to kms but my ambition is currently stronger.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250863 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:56:20') {

'>>77250761
post tits or gtfo, whore
originally'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250872 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:57:19') {

'>>77250863
<3 some things will always be the same here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250880 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:58:28') {

'>>77249135
I won't be broke and I'm inheriting multiple properties. I'd be much better off than I am now.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251099 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:36:51') {

'>>77250761
>I was bailed out every step of the way thanks to my vagina
Tutorial mode'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251237 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:56:07') {

'I'm already on NEETbux, and I'm going to be willed the house. I'm selling it and getting an apartment. It'll be enough to last me until I die.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251249 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:58:05') {

'>>77249135
I have a decent bit of savings and. My mother I'm pretty sure has a decent bit of savings. I'll probably get a little from my grandmother too. Luckily I won't be broke, but my days of NEETing will be over'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251251 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:58:26') {

'>>77250761
Are you schizo as well?
I plan to rope if I ever got kicked out because homeless and schizophrenic is a hole no one climbs out of.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251290 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:02:48') {

'>>77251251
There's plenty of ways to not be homeless if you are schizo. There's hospitals, jails, and group homes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251312 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:04:45') {

'>>77249424
i remember an anon posting this picture recently'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251394 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:17:52') {

'>>77249135
My parents have loads of savings and 2 properties. When they die, I inherit all of that. I'll rent 1 apartment while I live off the inherited money.

I'm not "rich" when you look at me, but my parents and I are all minimalists. My mom only needs food, books and some travelling while I'm happy with vidya and beer. We don't have a car even tho we could afford a cheap Ferrari.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251418 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:21:40') {

'>>77250761
>>77251099
>>I was bailed out every step of the way thanks to my vagina
>Tutorial mode

imagine having people just coming to help you because you're a girl and your parent died like everyones does.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251433 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:23:23') {

'>>77251290
many would rather die'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251497 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:33:12') {

'>>77251290
I look into hospitals. I wouldn't be able to post with you as much but at least I'll be safe and not unmedicated on the street'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251788 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:30:06') {

'I'm 33 and set for life. No, I don't worry about it. My mom's wealthy widowed friend living with stage 4 breast cancer is leaving her everything including a house on a river. Either I'll get that house, or the one I love in now and mom will have that one. Either way when theyre dead I'll have a couple of houses a and piece of their inheritance, about 300k. Also have two millionaire uncles that will leave me behind inheritance. Ive hit the neet loto. Never had to work in my life.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251858 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:38:46') {

'>>77249135
30 year old neet
parents died, lost the home
live in a van that i've done up with a bed, fridge and solar power
it's rough but still preferable to being a slave
also this way i don't have a fixed address and am basically a ghost so glowies can't track me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252660 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:25:43') {

'>>77249135
My sister and her rich husband will take care of me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252711 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:32:09') {

'>>77249263
Were you an only child?
I have 3 siblings, so best case scenario, the 4 of us all agree to sell the house and split the money 4 ways.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252834 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:44:17') {

'>>77249135
>if I inherit their house and possessions, I sell those, buy a cheaper house, and invest the excess
>if I don't inherit anything, I get a warehouse job and train to be a truck driver, then drive trucks on and off until I die
or
>if I don't inherit anything and my brother does not have kids by then, I live with my brother, and work on getting on NEETbux
or
>if I don't inherit anything I go homeless and live in my car'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252861 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:48:10') {

'>>77249135
I'll just get a job using all the skills I learned while not bending over backwards for Shekelstein. You have marketable skills too, right?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77252871 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:49:39') {

'>>77252861
>You have marketable skills too, right?
uhhh haha yeah sure I do I definitely didn't just sit around playing video games and fucking up my back in a shitty chair haha totally man hahahaha'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77253020 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:05:54') {

'>>77252861
>I'll just get a job
>while not bending over backwards for Shekelstein
lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77253117 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:13:57') {

'>>77249135
I was scared enough of that to go get a job that can actually pay rent. A relative ended up in that situation when he was in his 50s and tried and failed to off himself, now he lives in a group home.'
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}

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