'They want a bf not a son';

'>>77249202
no if you're always like that
yes if it's mostly contained to the bedroom';

'>>77249202
These threads are just humiliation rituals for us manlets';

'>>77249207
>>77249221
FUCK blackpilled again.';

'>>77249228
can you fuck off for once and go back to gooning?
>>77249248
>blackpilled
no one wants a partner who can't function on their own, neither guys nor girls';

'>>77249274
By functioning you mean someone who's independent? I think I can be independent.';

'>>77249202
nooooooooooooooo short guys look like stubby thumbs';

'>>77249202
If you're not ugly you have a chance';

'>>77249308
I think I'm a 5/10. Some people said I was 6/10 and 6.5/10.';

'>>77249202
Yes, lots of girls like you, as in they think you're cute, like a little puppy or a baby';

'>>77249297
>who's independent?
someone who doesn't act submissive all the time and actually contributes to the relationship.';

'>>77249325
I would be okay with that as long as they let me fuck.';

'>>77249202
Yeah my baby daddy is a cute twink';

'>>77249334
Contributes in what way?';

'>>77249377
are you autistic?
orig';

'>>77249382
>are you autistic?
>orig
Yes...';

'>>77249202
Im not a woman but if you let me stretch your asshole out with my cock ill be your wingman';

'>>77249416
My only options are thirsty guys like you, my life is truly cursed.';

'>>77249377
Has their own little world going, basically. Doesn't cling to and depend on his lover too much. Starts conversations, makes dates, chooses where and when to go and what to do, makes jokes, gives love and comfort.
>>77249440
nta but this board made me feel way too much affection for guys like you';

'>>77249460
How can you feel affection for us? We're just frustrated losers.';

'>>77249367
No silly that's only for Chad';

'>>77249498
Can I at least eat their pussies?';

'>>77249413
then please learn how relationships works, i know it's hard if you're not nt but otherwise you will have weird expectations. you will get a loving gf';

'>>77249483
I probably have a thing for weakness and vulnerability, not good desu. You being a frustrated loser, mentally ill, short, weak, twinkish, etc. is exactly what I like and makes me want to comfort you, hug you, tease you, make you dinner, tuck you in before sleep, cuddle you, you get the idea.';

'>>77249548
not him but that made me melt it would be also pretty nice to know where you live for .... certain things ';

'YES. Ignore dumbasses, be yourself, be a little silly. You got this';

'>>77249548
There's no way you're actually female. God I hope you're actually female I need a gf like you.';

'>>77249509
If you're a good boy you can clean Chad's cum out with your tongue';

'>>77249568
Oh I'm not even in the US, but the glorious (not) EU
>>77249612
No, I'm not female, I guess I should have said that, sorry for giving you hope...';

'>>77249639
Fuck I feel so retarded now.';

'>>77249639
>No, I'm not female
aww bummer, but i hope you find your cutie';

'>>77249655
Anon you know a girl is never gonna type that here or reply to
>it would be also pretty nice to know where you live for .... certain things
but you tried! Good luck next time!';

'if womens taste in men wasn't monolithic this board wouldn't even exist op. hope this helps.';

'>>77249722
Dont worry it will work next time';

'>>77249202
I like tall shy submissive men. Bonus points for being himbo gym men. Their fun to crawl on and it turns me on knowing he can easily over power me physically but chooses to give in. Also these men are usually functional and not looking for me to replace their mother.';

'>>77249870
>i want tall muscular gymchad
so does every woman, you're not special';

'>>77249870
It's just the reserved guy's natural response to an assertive woman. Or I'm just weird. How tall is tall?';

'>>77250043
Never claimed to be
>>77250645
190cm or higher but most men my age where I live are at least 180. 180+ is also fine, just saying what I consider tall.';

'>>77250701
Makes sense then, men are also around 183 here and they keep getting taller lol';

'It's my ideal kind of boyfriend, and there are plenty of guys out there who want to be submissive, and want their girlfriend to lead the charge. The issue was, not many of them were cute in that twinky way that I like so much, they just looked like regular dudes, which made me struggle to be in the right mindset.';

'>>77250925
>my ideal kind of boyfriend
pls live in
GERMANY
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Y';

'>>77250935
I'm from the car-thieving country next door.';

'>>77250952
Why are polish women so dominant? My ex was like that and also from poland.';

'>>77250952
>car-thieving country next door
you mean the bigger or the smaller one?';

'>>77250977
The bigger one.
>>77250963
I don't know, maybe it's something in the water? Maybe it's Slavic mentality? I do think that Poland does seem to have more dominant women than other countries do, having spoken to lots of people online. It is noticeable.';

'>>77250993
>The bigger one
aaah, so close yet so far
>Maybe it's Slavic mentality?
as another slav, there is a certain mentality that encourages it';

'>>77251034
>gets ignored for being eastern euro
damn';