import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 77249261;
String image = '1713942360430816.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)03:06:00';
String comment = '>tfw my oneitis just got a boyfriend

im literally shaking right now. Its so fucking over.'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249266 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:06:45'  && image=='31.png') {

'it's you doing it to yourself, Anon.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249582 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:50:49') {

'>>77249261
Imagine her slurping and burping his cum.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249907 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:33:51'  && image=='Mikhaila-Peterson-With-Andrew-Tate.png') {

'>>77249261
your oneitis becomes his onenightis'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249914 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:35:25') {

'>>77249261
You can still fuck her anon, you don't actually believe women are loyal do you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77249925 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:36:52') {

'>>77249261
You know what time it is anon itttsss
Rape time'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250669 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:30:17') {

'>>77249261
Mine just told me she lost her virginity. I though i was past this shit. I hate women so much, it's unreal'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77250693 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:32:51'  && image=='1712746258321653.jpg') {

'>>77249261
M oneitis moved 10k miles away with some dude to the other end of the world'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251188 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:48:11') {

'>>77250669
worst part is, that guy was you in a different timeline'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251255 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:58:46') {

'>>77249261
This is always good for me when it happens. When they get a bf, any hope I had for myself ending up fucking disappears so my mental state returns to normal.

I only really get limerence for foids who give me IOIs. I never do anything to reciprocate.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77251316 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:05:15') {

'>>77249261
I had a oneitis, she turned out to be the most selfish bitch in existence, like a black hole of attention. The only thing that kept her from doing gangbangs is she was afraid her friends and parents would find out.'
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}

}
}