import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/s4s/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void ass(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'ass';
int postNumber = 11453905;
String image = '1713391793148423.jpg';
String date = '04/17/24(Wed)18:09:53';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454060 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)19:44:25'  && image=='1603872323789.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454069 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)19:56:59') {

'>>>/mu/121436379
>>>/mu/121436379
>>>/mu/121436379'
;

}

if(Yuji Sakai && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454071 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)19:57:49') {

'>>11454069
>jass

LOLE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454164 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:37:33'  && image=='1605842192955.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454184 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:05:01') {

'>>11454069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAbtPr_77Pc&t=16'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454194 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:17:55'  && image=='1616789187684.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454196 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:20:21') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454226 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:11:56') {

'>>11453905
>>11454194
>>11454196
Who is that dude?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454228 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:14:36'  && image=='ass42.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454273 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:59:32'  && image=='ass120.png') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYs5QcBZWtU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454352 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:37:20'  && image=='1704588248513435.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454390 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:20:11'  && image=='AI-pinker-twerk.webm') {

'>>11454226
Steven Assman Pinker, or Steve Pinker for short, is a Canadian psychologist who pretends to be an expert on a wide variety of subjects but in reality is just an ass.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454399 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:23:30') {

'Steven oinker';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454410 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:31:40'  && image=='1624059611658.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454416 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:33:51'  && image=='lol.jpg') {

'>>11454399
dubs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454418 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:35:26'  && image=='pepepinkerpope.jpg') {

'mass';

}

if("The_Trainee" && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454420 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:36:19') {

'>>11454416
pink steafren pink ...

Your fortune: Godly Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454422 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:37:03'  && image=='pepepinkerpope2.jpg') {

'>>11454420
mass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454427 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:41:43'  && image=='cowpinker.jpg') {

'>>11454399
cowe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454430 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:44:32'  && image=='pinker eating french fries.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454438 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:48:13'  && image=='pinker brandishing a zweihaender at a construction site.jpg') {

'ass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454440 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:49:15'  && image=='pinker toilet swordfight.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454444 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:50:35'  && image=='goose pinker neighborhood patrol.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454448 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:52:49'  && image=='pinker chick.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454451 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:54:12'  && image=='pinker women.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454465 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:58:22'  && image=='1704252785415735.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454487 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:18:01'  && image=='goose.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454489 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:18:33'  && image=='goose2.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454490 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:19:04'  && image=='batman.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454491 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:20:18') {

'>>11454487
Loll even has the pinker hair'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454492 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:20:31'  && image=='canadian psychologist.jpg') {

'>>11454390
Jordan Peterson is a Canadian psychologist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454495 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:22:28'  && image=='femboy hooters.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454498 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:23:42'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'>>11454495
original'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454501 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:26:19'  && image=='pinker duck.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454504 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:29:08') {

'Make one of Stevie Pinkers riding around in a little car with a fez hat on like the Shriners do.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454598 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:17:16'  && image=='pinker.jpg') {

'>>11454504
Sorry, I don't make these. They are sent to me from time to time. I was hesitant to post them so they've been piling up for a while.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454602 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:19:56') {

'>>11454598
How does he get those perfect ringlets in his hair? Does he just dry it with some salt water or is it some kind of product? They look fantastic.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11454621 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:46:31'  && image=='jew.jpg') {

'>>11454602
One of the perks of being Jewish. I may convert to Judaism later. I've read that you don't have to sacrifice your foreskin anymore. The rabbi will just prick your foreskin with a scalpel and if one drop of blood comes out, that counts as circumcision. I don't know how long it will take to grow a proper jewfro. I hope it happens before Iran gets nukes. I think the coils cause resonance with the radioactive blast so the damage is amplified. Nukes are pretty antisemitic, which is ironic because us Jews (I'm not yet Jewish but borrowing the title of Jew, I'll pay them back with interest) invented them.

Your fortune: Outlook good
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11455038 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:43:07'  && image=='ef70d8a0-d729-4595-82e6-4b51b0c55f7a.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11455439 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:47:52') {

' bump ';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11455588 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:24:53'  && image=='1608087543131.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11455632 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:58:28'  && image=='1605844182590.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11456006 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:03:36'  && image=='085AABAE-EEE4-11EB-9B0C-0ECDBFB7891D.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11456063 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:47:32'  && image=='3dc3d3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11456282 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:11:17'  && image=='1605823679582.png') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYs5QcBZWtU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11456495 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:03:59'  && image=='1610302824861.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11456685 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:28:51'  && image=='1704462467416366.jpg') {

'>>11455439
Bump with the ass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11456721 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:53:36'  && image=='dennett-and-friends.jpg') {

'>>11456685
Why is Pinker sad? Mourning the loss of his friend, Daniel Dennett. >>11456705'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11456887 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:21:53'  && image=='b3a62203-bf1a-4114-9e25-88cbbb248690.png') {

'>>11456721
I think it's involved with the island of the dude in pic rel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11456960 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:13:03'  && image=='epstein island pedo.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457164 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:12:16') {

'>>11456887
jeffrey einstein'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457432 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:37:13'  && image=='1605713405963.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457466 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:49:22'  && image=='1606852867756.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457756 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:45:31'  && image=='1606453184226.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457790 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:20:24'  && image=='1704207231736582.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457902 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:14:27'  && image=='iEWXU9FIqJM5-_port.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457906 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:19:11'  && image=='QY64RAiBsHJY-_port.jpg') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOWor6lu5Pk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457964 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:31:15'  && image=='1610302738692.jpg') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_XfACssEg';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458099 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:56:04'  && image=='1604849324142.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458150 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)06:40:38'  && image=='1624718184882.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458293 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)08:38:28'  && image=='download.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458537 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:11:40'  && image=='1704148830625932.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458595 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:57:08') {

'>>11458537
lole'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458652 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:35:00'  && image=='1704040350453216.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458914 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)17:34:08'  && image=='grand-theft-ass.jpg') {

'>>11458652
It really wasn't. It lead to some great memes. Pic related.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459060 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:27:26'  && image=='ass24.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459242 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:09:12'  && image=='1611692737278.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459246 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:11:12'  && image=='1704474175214402.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459446 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:14:42'  && image=='assass.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459527 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:12:07'  && image=='1704266962056276.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459682 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:29:37'  && image=='ass20.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(King's && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459691 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)03:38:14'  && image=='Ass-styled.jpg') {

'>>11453905

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459895 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:44:32'  && image=='artworks-000174988903-nff5nk-t500x500.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460107 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)10:04:29'  && image=='sun.gif') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZN3JzGPiUk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460198 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:53:13') {

'does he know about the ass threads
you've been creating those for a decade now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460247 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:35:33'  && image=='le toucan of doom.png') {

'>>11460198
oh he knows alright

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460265 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:47:57'  && image=='daf54d3.jpg') {

'>>11460198
I can't read the sapinker tweet since he blocks anyone who sends him that photo of him with Jeffrey Epstein.'
;

}

if(Garlic Salt && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460266 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:49:01') {

'>>11460198
>you
It's not the same guy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460291 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:08:48') {

'>>11460266
>guy
assumptions
>66
>dubs
nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460789 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:47:10'  && image=='1621495037218.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461140 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:21:33'  && image=='1706782989554836.jpg') {

'>>11460247
>>11460266
peven stinker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461171 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)01:07:18'  && image=='20231211_021544(2).png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461326 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:59:51'  && image=='230px-Steven_Pinker_2021.png') {

'>>11460789
among ass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461327 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:00:42'  && image=='sass.jpg') {

'>>11461326
When the impostor is sass.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461735 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:33:11'  && image=='icassahedron.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461825 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:32:41'  && image=='1706632117663931.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462024 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:12:30'  && image=='1704600880572945.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462287 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:40:05'  && image=='ass9.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462600 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:24:16'  && image=='1704461548307953.jpg') {

'>>11462287
>bananASS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462689 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:55:11'  && image=='bot.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462712 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:18:15'  && image=='1622793576499.png') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJMhV8WjQVk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462715 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:21:14'  && image=='Mario_ass.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462877 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:05:59'  && image=='ass14.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(King's && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462908 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:31:59'  && image=='asszen.png') {

'

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463242 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:49:26'  && image=='41bb10e6-06cc-47c5-87df-4dc3cbdb4cc6.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463723 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:07:43'  && image=='1629918551195.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463754 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:28:53'  && image=='1702755902301872.jpg') {

'>>11453905
burgers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463777 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:36:14'  && image=='e72e912b-5c43-4224-8d7f-9bbfeaf1a30a.png') {

'>>11463754
Eat some ass, fag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464078 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:40:59'  && image=='blas.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464171 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:04:27'  && image=='1704245633006751.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464184 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:11:41'  && image=='ass13.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464311 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:46:12'  && image=='ass113.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464326 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:56:33'  && image=='1704199890462449.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464499 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:42:16'  && image=='ass25.png') {

'why did ass get the ai music channel banned?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464524 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:18:15'  && image=='pinker-ball2.gif') {

'>>11464499
>44 99
Wow did you just get dubs, followed by another pair of dubs?! Amasszing!

To answer your question: you can't prove that I reported it! You have no evidence! No leg to stand on! That said, I think YouTube dassn't allow AI-generated content unlass you go through a Kafassque procass and mark your upload ass AssEye-generated.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464549 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:31:00'  && image=='ass43.png') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvh7daGC8Yo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464579 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:14:10') {

'Ass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464784 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:20:28'  && image=='ass119.png') {

'>>11464499
it got unbanned now better luck next time ass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464887 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:48:39'  && image=='1476410112680.jpg') {

'>>11464784
Stinky Steven le pinkerman Peven shit nigger cock ass poopie poopman ass cock ass ass ass ass

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465034 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:37:49'  && image=='ffee481e-c9b8-4fc4-bfc9-9afe95f0e05b.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465099 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:09:09') {

'>>11454390
Omfg the content i was looking for right where i was looking for it!!!! Please tell me more. Who is this ass hat and why should i care? Because i kinda want to throw shit at him too but like what did he do? Or say?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465108 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:14:45'  && image=='ass88.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465121 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:24:43'  && image=='belief-in-fiat-currency.png') {

'>>11465099 (dubs)
Here's something he didn't actually say (it's an edited tweet) but it's indicative of the kind of stuff he posts. And by posting I mean writing op-eds, publishing books and scientific articles, giving a talk, appearing on podcasts...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465135 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:41:46'  && image=='9bd1db10-b717-4c9b-85c0-be76f2f43612 (1).png') {

'>>11465099
Eat ASS newfag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465163 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:02:53') {

'>>11465034
I don't even have a twitter but can someone please send this to her @acollierastro she'd be mortified and it might inspire her to up the production quality of her mid-ass but high potential youtube channel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465202 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:34:51'  && image=='NICE_ASS.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465204 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:35:26') {

'>>11465099
>>11465121
But jokes aside: he's a centrist, so he's hated by various groups:
- communists hate him because he supports capitalism
- fascists hate him because he supports immigration and he's jewish
- christians hate him because he blames religion for wars and cruelty

He also talks a lot about a lot of subjects he doesn't know anything about. From the top of my head:
- historians disagree with his characterization of the Dark Ages
- statisticians point out the flaws in his analysis concluding violence has declined
- AI safety experts facepalm when he psychoanalyzes them and brings up science fiction
- scholars hate him because he cites opinion pieces as if they're peer reviewed papers

His main opinion is that the Enlightenment made us reject religion and become rational and start caring about human rights. As a result, we got science and capitalism, and this all resulted in prosperity and well-being. It's a nice-sounding story but it doesn't hold up to scrutiny. He misrepresents data and history to support his narrative. People like Bill Gates love him. He's the ultimate midwit.

I haven't read any of his books, this is just from hearsay. Can't spell hearsey without arse.

Your fortune: Outlook good
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465212 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:38:42'  && image=='1704162796042849.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465216 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:40:51'  && image=='sapiens.png') {

'so he is like the human incarnation of Sapiens?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465240 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:51:46'  && image=='1485174173716.jpg') {

'>>11465216
>Sapiens
>Sap
>SAP
Steven Arthur Pinker is a Canadian Psychologist.

KIDDING! The A stands for "ass".'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465241 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:52:41') {

'>>11454430
french fries are pretty cool'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465243 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:54:12'  && image=='1703999057388345.png') {

'>>11465240
You're unfunny, stupid fag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465261 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:13:27'  && image=='630D7CB3-0AB4-4C12-A491-0DAD973BB42D.jpg') {

'>>11465243
Uh-oh. Can't have that. Into the gass it goes!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465277 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:31:47'  && image=='1609573134145.png') {

'>>11465243
>>11465261
>Into the gass it goes!
I was combining the reference "gas" from the gas chamber meme (based on the holocaust) with the "into the ass it goes" meme from the sorcerer Penn Jillette (originally "trash"). Y'all probably gathered, but I have to point it out for the 1% of the thousands of lurkers that failed to grasp this synthesis.

Your fortune: Good Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465283 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:36:58') {

'reasson not reason';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465285 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:37:28') {

'>>11465283
i c wat u did thar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465291 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:46:25'  && image=='ass65.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465321 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:04:52'  && image=='data-driven.png') {

'>>11465283
"dat ass" driven'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465403 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:17:37'  && image=='1704155737973584.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465418 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:30:05'  && image=='ass86.png') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLqKTMzfqxA';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465465 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:17:08'  && image=='pangus_.jpg') {

'>>11465418
I can't stop laughing!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465785 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:45:16'  && image=='1704154299080440.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466402 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:03:02'  && image=='1703905140942667.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466939 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:02:54'  && image=='assz.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466950 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:06:07') {

'>>11466939
assy night'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466972 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:15:11'  && image=='1703896781630319.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467046 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:42:16'  && image=='download - 2022-06-21T065536.395.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467051 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:44:04'  && image=='an072024_102216.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467079 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:53:50'  && image=='assmonster.gif') {

'Did ass banned that AI music channel again?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467108 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:13:53'  && image=='1623488035825.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467113 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:18:30') {

'Can someone tell me the s4s lore behind this guy? As in what philosophy does he have that made someone who posts on s4s so butt(ass)hurt as to post this guy every day for a decade?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467238 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:25:10'  && image=='evochart_v2.jpg') {

'>>11467113
It may have something to do with this schizo blogpost, but it could also just be a coincidence.

https://www.mcclernan.com/2013/09/big-surprise-steven-pinker-is-ass-again.html

>Steven Pinker is ass again

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467248 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:29:30'  && image=='1704199342288109.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467253 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:31:51'  && image=='1703904596646962.jpg') {

'>>11467113
>peven stinker as anonymous'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467255 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:33:10'  && image=='1570361093605.jpg') {

'>>11467113
>what philosophy does he have'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467352 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:46:54'  && image=='image_2024-04-25_184652416.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467390 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:18:45'  && image=='1616306856781.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467478 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:58:04'  && image=='MOSHED-2021-4-20-3-47-29.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467576 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:15:14'  && image=='1703962297568716.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467582 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:22:34'  && image=='ass74.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467714 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:36:37'  && image=='ass130.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468388 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:25:20'  && image=='d525.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468432 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:51:29'  && image=='1427470c-495f-406a-b162-3f421a05b75e.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468787 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:14:08'  && image=='ass131.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468900 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:37:06'  && image=='ass128.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469140 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:49:03'  && image=='ass78.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469161 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:14:16'  && image=='e8fd776f-aed7-4621-bfad-5476f6e3efc0.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469254 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:20:35'  && image=='1613475954072.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469261 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:23:34'  && image=='1704399212728506.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469664 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:58:20'  && image=='nice2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469771 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:44:03'  && image=='f4b91b2c-39e8-44d3-8a5e-657546132db7.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469891 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:35:31'  && image=='ass132.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470613 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:10:21'  && image=='steven pinker blankey.png') {

'"poop"

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470659 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:29:04'  && image=='safespace.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470668 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:35:04'  && image=='1703916232306282.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470684 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:41:17'  && image=='He-ass.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470692 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:47:11') {

'>>11470659
You're right, I should have posted that one. I thought of it just after clicking "Post" on my Windows (TM) desktop computer.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11471025 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:26:26'  && image=='EPSTEIN _visitor.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11471220 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:45:41'  && image=='ass76.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11471400 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:23:26'  && image=='1704014389546297.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11471992 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:08:44'  && image=='1625357625541.jpg') {

'>>11471400
dubs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11472389 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:29:26'  && image=='dorimeass.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11472409 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:51:59'  && image=='bASS_INGA.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11472611 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:54:56'  && image=='9e060a.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11472804 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:26:58'  && image=='toonmecom_5d064d.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11472811 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:33:29'  && image=='65dc0904-37f9-4447-8e2b-e4a05b7c6fc9.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11473437 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:54:03'  && image=='blurp.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11473445 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:03:51'  && image=='pixels-and-kilobytes.jpg') {

'>>11460198
>>11467113
Hey I got an idea: what if we all stopped replying to Steven Pinker's threads? He is obviously addicted to attention. After a two year detox his hormone levels should normalize. Maybe he'll even stop being an ass. Who knows.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11473860 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:18:50'  && image=='Capture+_2020-09-21-11-30-29.jpg') {

'>>11473445
>He is obviously addicted to attention.

Your fortune: Average Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11473888 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:32:45') {

'>>11473437
Sex cat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11473891 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:36:20') {

'>>11473888
that's messed up but cool trips :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11473893 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:37:09') {

'>>11473891
Sex is love'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11474254 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:31:57'  && image=='face.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11474302 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:06:14') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11474355 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:33:03'  && image=='ass59.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11474373 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:47:18'  && image=='gedassgedigedagedo.jpg') {

'>>11474302
You're getting old. If ass wants to have a future as a meme, it has to be incorporated into modern internet culture, via skibidi toilet or gedagedigedagedo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11474501 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:40:11'  && image=='1610658463714.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11474700 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:44:49'  && image=='1628299994240.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11474726 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:01:54'  && image=='toonmecom_459e7b.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11474765 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:44:59'  && image=='proass2.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11475039 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)08:22:35'  && image=='ass45.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11475113 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)09:20:31'  && image=='Ass_hair.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11475190 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:20:38') {

'ASS';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11475221 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:43:42'  && image=='0240102_230708.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11475241 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:56:37') {

'>>11475113
lole'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11475446 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:35:30'  && image=='Ass_clown.png') {

'undefined';

}

}
}