import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/s4s/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP new user) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 11457108;
String image = '1713558986470217.jpg';
String date = '04/19/24(Fri)16:36:26';
String comment = 'how are u feeling today';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457112 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:37:58') {

'>>11457108
Like a lazy piece of CRUD! I really must go be productive but I'm so tired... oh well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457113 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:38:05'  && image=='1668022772448329.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457116 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:39:39') {

'horny for ass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457120 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:42:17') {

'>>11457116
pls flab boaners b4 cuming 2 [s4s]
t.

Your fortune: Good Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457121 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:43:27') {

'>>11457120
what you think i been doin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457126 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:46:00'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_avogado6__sample-36b5190d60c8459941301ae6b6a87e2f.jpg') {

'life has no meaning or purpose we are all just wandering around on this godforsaken lump of dirt for no reason, looking for a cure for our loneliness and boredom';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457129 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:46:39'  && image=='1633300509553.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457130 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:47:13') {

'>>11457121
if u hornypiasting on [ses] then you clearly aint havent flabbed jt enougn. giv me ur address so i can ensure you'are probably drained b4 posting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457132 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:48:14') {

'>>11457126
This isn't true by the way.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457133 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:49:03'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_avogado6__sample-f5de2a1f06d486f911c9e1bbce055d5f.jpg') {

'>>11457132
for you maby'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457134 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:49:08'  && image=='95810.jpg') {

'>>11457129
pige'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457136 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:49:54'  && image=='502.jpg') {

':p silly';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457139 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:50:22'  && image=='chen meow meow.png') {

'>>11457112
it's okay ive been lazy today too, didnt have work todai so ive just been slacking the whole day, hope you can find some motivation to be productive friend
>>11457113
kind of same, i will smoke one for u anon
>>11457116
go bap your penise genius
>>11457126
make your own goals and your own meanings
>>11457129
chi chi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457141 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:51:02'  && image=='ushagi_wish.jpg') {

'>>11457108
it's over for good

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457151 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:58:38'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_avogado6__sample-9567bf61f2935056e98c8ea44fbcd212.jpg') {

'>>11457139
the goals i wanted to accomplish were destroyed by psychosis and schizophrenia
fuck Eugen Bleuler'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457158 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:06:13') {

'i feel ambivalent. i have no hope for the future but i do not fear ut';

}

if(Booshiii && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457676 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:29:58'  && image=='1711235127305306.png') {

'you don't care
nobody cares
everybody is a faker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457680 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:31:50') {

'>>11457676
more like doughty hehe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457681 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:32:51') {

'>>11457680
NOOOO0O0I0O0O0 I MEANT DOUCHEY NOT DOUGHTY NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IM A PHONEPOSTER ILL HAVE TO KILL MYSELF AMD REINCARNATE TO ERASE THIS DISGRACE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
'
;

}

if(Booshiii && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457684 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:34:47'  && image=='o8TOAcNzoEDOIvyCCPZmQkM5nAsAOh7MfAXtIw~tplv-photomode-video-cover_480_480.jpg') {

'>>11457681
mane'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457692 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:42:29') {

'>>11457676
i've never seen you say something that annoyed me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457694 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:42:59'  && image=='20240415_190319.jpg') {

'I need to be cuddled';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457698 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:45:52') {

'>>11457694
I just meditated and sent you a hug on the Astral plain<3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457699 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:46:26') {

'i'm weirding out teens on a 4chan porn server';

}

if(Booshiii && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457708 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:58:18'  && image=='Frogurt.jpg') {

'>>11457692
that's good'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457710 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:01:52') {

'Very good';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457726 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:16:19') {

'pritty good';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457757 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:46:56') {

'piedi';

}

if(tea fren && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457763 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:56:28') {

'>>11457108
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h9DqfvI07Ng&pp=ygUmdGhlIGxpZmUgb2YgdmVybWluIHRoYW5rIHlvdSBzY2llbnRpc3Q%3D

*sip*'
;

}

if(Booshiii && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11457766 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:01:32'  && image=='kiss-fish-white-background-109465290.jpg') {

'>>11457763
nice
https://youtu.be/5E8DQi-nJPU?si=RSg6w69lhwnEl-Ff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458236 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)07:44:58'  && image=='herff.jpg') {

'>>11457108
planet earth is about to be recycled'
;

}

if(happy thoughts && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458249 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)07:53:03') {

'i've been procrastinating a lot lately. saddest part is that i could have easily finished everything i have to do in a week if i'd try
>>11457151
what were your goals gado'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458312 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:07:44'  && image=='eeper.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458319 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:10:50') {

'pay attention to me';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458323 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:12:32'  && image=='wow.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458333 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:17:49') {

'>>11458323
please tell me i'm cute and tell me the future is not so grim'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458343 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:25:15'  && image=='faboulous.jpg') {

'>>11458333
you're cute anon and your future wont be grim as long as you dont give up and keep pushing on, you will make it and you will get to live a happy life :) also nice trips!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458348 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:29:02'  && image=='1721996127051056.jpg') {

'>>11458343

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
'
;

}

if(happy thoughts && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458359 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:49:14'  && image=='1703472083385.jpg') {

'>>11458312
think what?

Your fortune: Good Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458362 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:50:29') {

'>>11457108
well i was kinda horny, but my frens are coming over today so now i can't fap'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458374 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:13:10'  && image=='collared.jpg') {

'>>11458359
productivity
>>11458362
go to bathroom'
;

}

if(happy thoughts && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458381 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:17:45'  && image=='1684999895637.jpg') {

'>>11458374
i can't think i am dumb
>>11458362
anal sex with your friends

Your fortune: Bad Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458399 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:33:39') {

'>>11457108
i'm feeling fat.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458442 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:54:59'  && image=='ZpyWMDK.png') {

'I feel robbed, I made a thread last night and went to sleep but when I woke up it got archived :(
>>11457804'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458542 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:15:45'  && image=='1643362690847.jpg') {

'i wanna listen to lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent but Daddy says it's not cute ><';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458547 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:26:45') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pyo2f0uMBA
yeah, you, faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458550 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:28:36') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib4c4G9__Jk';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458553 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:32:52'  && image=='porn.jpg') {

'>>11458399 dubs
im feeling light
>>11458442
im sorry people dont cherish OC content here as much as they used to
>>11458542
sometimes not listening to ur daddy and doing what u love can give a better insight into your current situation
>>11458547
watashi?
>>11458550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKdKaAjw-o'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458561 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:37:30') {

'>>11458553
not you, youre an angel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458568 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:42:33') {

'>>11458542
you've just gotta wear the programmer thigh high stockings with the stripes and then it will be cute.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458578 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:48:45') {

'>>11458568
we're breaking all the ceilings but everything is still so boring'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458582 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:50:49'  && image=='frik.jpg') {

'>>11458561
im not
>>11458578
short attention span?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458586 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:52:11') {

'>>11458582
regression to the mean'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458591 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:55:26') {

'>>11458586
i don't actually know what this means btw'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458603 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:01:00'  && image=='wohi.jpg') {

'>>11458586
>>11458591
progression for the better
distorted integrity and misplaced pride relative to everyday's individual failings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaDlYDpUQw0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458607 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:04:52') {

'it doesn't count unless you buy the sex socks, a blahaj, a binky, rgb lights, that one miku plushie, ........';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458615 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:08:57'  && image=='ula.jpg') {

'>>11458607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx4Xxj994Dc
indifference'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458619 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:10:19') {

'>>11458615
but i dont even listen to hikkineet anime depression breakcore.......'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458620 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:11:19') {

'i don't care for being a pedobait brat, so why would i ever be cute?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458621 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:11:43'  && image=='1663641334637837.png') {

'Feeling extra misogynistic today lole';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458624 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:13:52'  && image=='standback.jpg') {

'>>11458619
if you even tried to open the link you would understand that this song has nothing to do with breakcore or anime or hikkineet....... but you like to be blindfolded
you do enjoy to make stereotypes based of some basic information of a person you come across
you do enjoy putting a person down by trying to make false claims about them
you do enjoy to hurt them and spread misinformation about them
if you dont though, i do advise you to check a link before replying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOpcYPgb7p4'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458625 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:13:54') {

'i love whining to you and taking advantage of your big heart';

}

if(Yuji Sakai && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458627 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:14:39') {

'>>11458621
based. misogynism is so funny

j/k pls dont be offended pls pls omg sorry sorry l0l i didnt mean it i promise >______<'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458632 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:17:46'  && image=='bitch.jpg') {

'>>11458620
yeah
>>11458621
yeah im feeling kinda misandrist today
>>11458625
watashi?
>>11458627
why would anyone be offended'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458634 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:18:57'  && image=='1665101509447066.jpg') {

'>>11458627
I just hate bitches.
Fuck I hate them so much, I wish they could just die'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458640 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:23:32'  && image=='1655899170310.jpg') {

'>>11458624
shhh, i was only carrying on with my monologue, i (almost) never try to hurt anyone on purpose'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458675 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:51:53') {

'>>11458553
OC content? None of those characters belonged to me ;o;'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458680 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:55:58'  && image=='behold.jpg') {

'>>11458634
everyone's a bitch, even life
>>11458640
oh okay, sorry for being mean, im glad you're a nice person
>>11458675
i thought u drew the picture? if so that's an OC art either way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458699 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:16:23') {

'>>11458680
I did draw it but they’re not my OCs they’re bury pink beary ebil yosho Venice spike dog lion cone keksandra and smolhead'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458808 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)15:55:26'  && image=='1706702665006817.jpg') {

'grow up';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458820 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:00:33') {

'>>11458808
Daddy will love me better if i stay smal <3'
;

}

if(staten island && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458824 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:02:18'  && image=='1696151437440936.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458832 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:05:22') {

'>>11458824
not real'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458849 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:12:32'  && image=='1697463950778497.jpg') {

'>>11458832
she piedi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458903 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)17:26:30') {

'I'm finally happy my life is going somewhere :3

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458968 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:16:42') {

'>>11458680
behold.jpg'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11458979 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:23:46'  && image=='silly.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459100 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:07:17') {

'i feel like i keep meeting the same people wherever i go
yes i'm trans
yes i have bpd
yes i'm puppycoded
we exist!'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459115 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:25:49') {

'>>11459100 dubs
have you tried to take a different path and outlook'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459184 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:27:02') {

'>>11458362
my friends are such assholes.. first they outdrink me and then they just leave me without saying a word..
i literally just woke up, all alone, unraped, unbothered, as if nothing happened, and they didn't even bother to clean the mess they made
>drink more, anon
>you're too sober, anon
suuure but now they're gone..
i could've had a great fap today, but instead i drank myself to sleep..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459189 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:29:55') {

'>>11457108
bad. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. bad. bad. bad. BAD!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459190 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:34:10') {

'>>11459115
have they?????'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459194 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:35:39') {

'>>11457108
awwww yisss I'm having a GREAT day
watching the last season of JJBA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459195 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:35:48') {

'>>11459100 (dubs)
mfw no bipolar trans puppy gf'
;

}

if(Booshiii && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459210 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:49:59'  && image=='4fsd4n.jpg') {

'NU and GS want to kill me and hate me and want to kill me';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459211 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:50:12') {

'>>11459184
im sorry anon.... did u atleast have a lip bit of fun with frens?
>>11459189
im sorry :(
>>11459190
ur right i didnt consider that, im sorry that's my fault, maybe it's the people you face that should change..
>>11459194
that's super awesome anon im happy for you, what is jjba?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459218 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:52:13') {

'>>11459211
my little buddy died and now i'm all alone
feelsbadman.jpg

nice dubs tho! :D'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459228 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:58:54') {

'>>11459210
i dont hate you, gu has me filtered btw
>>11459218
please dont wish me for good dubs friend.. im terribky sorry for what happened to you... i wish i could help or something but im just words on your screen, please try to distract yourself, spend time with close friends or something or anything that could atleast in a way take the pain away for a lil... your wound will heal it just takes time... a long time... im rly sorry again i hope you will be able to recover and look back at it and know that your pet lived a good life and is in better place'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459230 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:00:02') {

'>>11459211 (dubs)
>did u atleast have a lip bit of fun with frens?
i don't know.. i remember nothing.. only that we played Tekken but genuinely Nina and Eddy carried me, because i was too drunk to actually play using skill.. i lost playing as Lili (the character i play when i try to be annoying.. that should say enough about how good i am with her)
other than that i think i rage quitted at GTA IV TBoGT because i died due to a bug which was too BS for me to even want to continue..
and i spent 45 bucks on mediocre pizza that made me step aside my vegan principles just to make sure that cow didn't die for nothing.. even had to do the indigenous prayer and everything (native americans have a prayer everytime they kill an animal, which includes shedding tears.. because even tho they do eat meat, they are philosophically vegan)
also JJBA is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.. anon is watching Stone Ocean rn..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459238 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:07:41') {

'>>11459228
>i can never tell when people are being ironic on this board.

anyways, thank you. sometimes i wish i didn't live such a cursed and ruined life. but sadly i'll probably always be a dick, and alone for it. oh well who said life was fair? all my life has been is tragedy, and what will there be to show for it. nothing. i feel worthless. >LOL, I'm stupid, look at me. Remember there's always someone out there who has it worse than you. So be happy, Anons! :3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459252 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:13:20') {

'>>11459238
>i'll always be a dick, and alone for it
>oh well who said life was fair?
sorry anon, but that right there is literally the definition of fair.. you admit the reason you're alone is because you're a dick..
what's unfair however is that i am a cunt and got friends because of it.. (sure, they're assholes, but they're my assholes)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459296 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:36:08') {

'>>11459252
that's the thing, i don't care anymore. i've been through hell, and am lived to tell the tell. i'm just waiting for the day i finally die. if the world doesn't care how much how i've suffered, then why sure i care when you all burn?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459304 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:39:09') {

'>>11459252
thanks for calling me a dick too. congrats on being a cunt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459310 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:42:22') {

'>>11459296
you were complaining that life is unfair with the argument itself being an example of life being fair.. i don't care if you don't care, you're just plain wrong about your views on life.. and that sucks because how are you supposed to get the sympathy you so desperately desire (as evidented by your reply) if it's difficult to take you serious?
trust me, i empathize a lot with what you said, but i genuinely don't feel bad for people whose misfortune were brought upon themselves by themselves.. if you want to be liked, you shouldn't be a dick.. if you want to be a dick, you shouldn't complain when people don't like you.. that right there, to me at least, sounds extremely fair..
if my friends left me for how much of a cunt i am, i wouldn't be bothered about it.. i would just either get my act together or accept reality as it is.. life is not unfair if you look at it from this lense..
that doesn't mean injustices don't happen, but the only injustices that actually exist aren't an example of life being unfair, rather examples of society being unfair..
don't be mad at life, be mad at society..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459316 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:43:47') {

'>>11459252
tits or gtfo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459318 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:45:51') {

'>>11459310
okay i'm sorry i said anything to you i'm just trolling. now go kys glowie faggot nigger kike shill.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459320 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:46:53') {

'>>11459310
tl;dr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459324 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:48:10') {

'>>11459320
tl;dr: people not liking you for being a dick is not unfair
>>11459318
why are you apologizing to my empathetic response? i wasn't faulting you, i was giving a bit of retrospective..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459325 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:48:14') {

'tldr life is good, I was just born broken and should have my bones broken with metal pipes for it before being thrown into a meat grinder';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459328 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:50:54') {

'your a duck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459329 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:52:04') {

'i like to kick ducks';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459332 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:53:34') {

'QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459333 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:54:33') {

'>>11459329
you like to kick ducks (bavi btw, dick)
i like to get kicked in the dick
we are not the same'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459341 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:57:37') {

'>>11459333
well go ahead and kick yourself in the dick and see what i care! it's not like i want to congratulate you on you're trips or anything!
noyou.jpg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459343 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:58:47') {

'so what were we talking about again?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459347 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:01:00') {

'>>11459341
thanks for checking my trips, tsundere... and coincidentally enough, i was indeed planning on kicking myself in the dick later..
if you want, i could share my technique so you know how i do it..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459348 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:01:02') {

'oh yeah SHUT UP AND NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459351 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:03:11') {

'>>11459347
you'll let me kick you in the dick later? i mean, i dunno maybe if you REALLY want it. but i thought you had a cunt... wait a sec... did you kick yourself in the dick so many times that you now have a cunt? also if yes did you start the trans movement?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459357 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:06:08') {

'>>11459351
i said i AM a cunt, not that i have a cunt... but i did one time kick myself in the dick so hard that it went inwards (so i guess you could say it was a cunt temporarily)
that said, i did not start the trans movement because i was not born in the 1800s.. i am 24 years old and have a ripe bussy
i also don't know how to let you kick me because you don't know my address..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459359 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:07:35') {

'>>11459357
stop talking to me already i'm alone and have no friends'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459362 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:08:51') {

'>>11459359
>stop talking to me
>i'm alone
unless you're alone by choice, this is an oxymoron..
however, the offer still stands, if you want to kick me in the dick'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459363 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:09:16') {

'i did forget to mention one thing though. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITLER!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459367 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:11:14') {

'>>11459362
i'm made to be alone can't you see? i don't have a choice. here one moment, gone the next.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459371 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:13:58') {

'stop shitposting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459380 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:19:39'  && image=='20240202_014716.jpg') {

'bidern';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459398 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:33:08') {

'>and i'll kick them around like ducks

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459426 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:54:46') {

'at least i didn't make myself look stupid';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459531 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:19:04') {

'>>11459362
if you need help practicing check out the video 2 guys 1 hammer and get crackin!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459588 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:03:39') {

'>>11459531
uhm actually the video is called 3 guys 1 hammer.. and i'm not gonna fap to that, because i don't find teenagers attractive'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11459936 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)07:08:32'  && image=='hm.jpg') {

'>>11459371
sorry
>>11459426
im stupid'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460166 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:25:38'  && image=='m,hm.jpg') {

'the sky pressed into the palm
and released strain thoughts of individual reality streams
and wasted conclusions
a yellow line mends the seem and is pointed right at me
in it you can sense that perfection is forever all around us
and not meant to be human
uncertainty is not so easily shaken'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460167 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:27:29'  && image=='huhe.jpg') {

'perfection is when everything stops
becomes stone in line to be broken
and motion forever will allow'
;

}

if(tea fren && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460169 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:30:45') {

'>>11460166 (dubs)
>>11460167

deepness.

*sip*'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460171 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:33:33'  && image=='ufg.png') {

'everything has become whole
each degree of speed can be collapsed and superimposed...'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460172 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:35:29'  && image=='cheese.png') {

'>>11460169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loicO7K7OOg'
;

}

if(tea fren && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460181 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:42:46') {

'>>11460172
:)

pure cheddar.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460184 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:44:11'  && image=='5843297543789267894362789.png') {

'BEHOLD!! I have written a script that makes tea fren's posts just a little less annoying to read.';

}

if(tea fren && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460186 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:46:00') {

'>>11460184
i shall take it under advisement. *sip*'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460187 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:46:08') {

'>>11460184
woah ur geniuse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460196 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:52:28'  && image=='skeleton.jpg') {

'Idk if there is a word for it. Paradoxical hope? Maybe. I know my dreams are bleak and my life prospects abysmal but I do not feel like giving up (at least not entirely). I used to have only a depressed voice in my head that brought everything down but few years ago after an impactful event in my life I developed a kinder voice in my head, one that argues with the former and vice versa. This has been my mood for past few years now.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460197 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)11:52:56'  && image=='57928347673498267823467980.png') {

'Here is a good example of him schizo posting. Now its much less jarring and doesnt disrupt the flow of the board as much.';

}

if(tea fren && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460213 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:04:17') {

'>>11460197
someone told me once "leave a little space between the lines".
*sip*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460215 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:10:05') {

'>>11460213
No worries! Continue posting however you like.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460293 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:09:25'  && image=='b0bb23e8625221e55958e8e492fb4695.jpg') {

'i've been hanging out on a porn server because the people are nice';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460296 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:11:18') {

'TODAY I WOKE UP VERY PSYCHOTIC AND HAVE TO URGES TO DAMAGE OTHERS.
and I gotta wash my stupid balenci cargos because lole

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460299 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:12:50'  && image=='Misha.(Pita.Ten).full.697276.jpg') {

'>>11459304
you're dick, ass, balls, taint, foreskin and everything!!!!! <3 .....I love you nonny! *kiss*

Your fortune: Bad Luck
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460304 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:14:07') {

'Scratch that, the world is love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love and I mustn't destroy love
So today I'll cook for the homeless and take my stupid fake designer clothes to the cleaners, maybe put an aloe mask in my hair and search for a place I can bleach it so I can haz whito hario.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
'
;

}

if(tea fren && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460309 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:16:43') {

'>>11460299
dubs

the love dubs.'
;

}

if(Cetus8 && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460338 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)13:48:53') {

'>>11457108
Not as good as I could've been, but at least someone asked (even if it's an anonymous poster)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460554 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:24:11'  && image=='1673684028172024.png') {

'i don't care for being on either side of this anymore
am i dead?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460561 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:28:30') {

'my tummy hurts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460562 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:29:24') {

'>>11460561
Same lol

>>11457108
Miserable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460567 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:30:58') {

'>>11460338
She’s not anonymous tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460581 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:34:30') {

'>>11460554
you say as if you had a choice. Finding a woman like that must be near impossible'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460607 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:49:11'  && image=='mrowka.jpg') {

'>>11460293
did u learn anything new
>>11460296
do u have these often?
>>11460304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0wOKQMMeNQ
>>11460338
hope next day will be better
>>11460554
it's just not ur priority in life, focus on yourself and your own happiness instead of relying on third parties hoping they will make you happy
>>11460561
take the funny pills!
>>11460562
why is that?
>>11460567
what if i am?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460613 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:52:07'  && image=='konater.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460627 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:59:38') {

'>>11460613
Same tbqhwufam'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460639 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:07:40'  && image=='a0f541aa6053ef29177a6eab7e66df19.png') {

'>>11460607
i learned that here are countless bright futures for me out there, and that i don't have to dwell so much on the futures i couldn't make happen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460667 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:27:04'  && image=='nothing to tuttaru about.jpg') {

'>>11460627
i woke up at 13:00 and took a shower and washed my dirty dishes and browed [s4s] and now i will eat dinner and browse [s4s] more then go to sleep and then go to work tomorrow
my weekend feels wasted i didn't do anything'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460683 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:41:38') {

'>>11460667
do you even know what you would have to do consider this weekend not wasted? Lets say you don't want to waste next weekend, what would you change?'
;

}

if(Yuji Sakai && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460688 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:45:42') {

'>>11460667
insanely hot pic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460690 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:47:39') {

'>>11460683
i would play a le game or update my skyrim modlist or work on my perfect windows 7 install image'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460692 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:49:18') {

'>>11460690
what kind of game you want to play?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460696 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:50:23') {

'>>11460692
i have games i just lack the motivation to ever do anything so i sit and do nothing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460712 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:02:15') {

'>>11460696
I often too have little motivation to do anything. I personally noticed I mostly play online games nowdays due the fact I have nobody to play with, if I did I would play a lot more games, including singelplayer games. Having someone spectate and comment/play along is a great motivator; especially if they are physically next to you.
Perhaps that is also what you need.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11460896 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:10:34') {

'>>11460712
i think multiplayer is one of the biggest reasons that ruined computer games. i only play single player games
i still have 4 or 5 hours until my bedtime so i might try to update my skyrim modlist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461295 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:23:39') {

'i cried and walked outside then got a heat stroke';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461610 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:39:28') {

'nyuu user SAVE ME!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461737 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:35:27'  && image=='chacha.jpg') {

'>>11461295
:( are you okay?
>>11461610
hi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461844 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:45:27') {

'>>11460293
hmmm
this is already getting old
at least the movie/game streams are nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461849 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:49:46') {

'it's not that i hate brazilian shecock goonmommies, they just don't stir any higher feelings in me';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461857 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:57:03'  && image=='hahihi.png') {

'>>11461849
neeeerd'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461867 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:04:27'  && image=='eepere.jpg') {

'>>11461844
old dubs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461890 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:26:00') {

'how can you spend so much time sharing porn, talking about porn, in chat, in vc, in dm's, with your jack off buddies (the only form of camaraderie you seem to know), every single day, sometimes for years, without getting bored to tears, or yearning for a change of horizons, and with all the time you invest in your degeneracy, in collecting nothing but the highest quality drawn porn, with all the pride you take in your expert eye for good porn, how do your sensibilites never develop beyond sweaty gacha titcows with cankerous armpits, or ironically pedestrian shock porn of traps sucking the smegma crust from a pig's (animal) dick? am I missing something?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461894 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:29:19') {

'every sissy moan sounds the same after the first 100, how do you make that a central pillar of your life and identity? how do you turn that into a hobby??';

}

if(Yuji Sakai && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461895 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:30:11') {

'>>11461890
you made a lot of assumptions there.
>without getting bored to tears
>yearning for a change of horizons
who says these don't happen

>all the pride you take in your expert eye for good porn
who says pride is being taken'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461898 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:34:15') {

'sex is boring and puppy love is obnoxious
i'm dead'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461901 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:35:13'  && image=='her.png') {

'>>11461890
i think you should ask the porn experts and people who do that on some specialized discord servers or something
funnily enough most of the so called "normies" to me personally atleast dont feel like normies when all they talk about is sexual subjects or how they wish to fuck you or something similar to that, it's weird to me how online communities and people seem to disregard that first and foremost impression and boundaries and straight up come and ask about nsfw/sexual stuff
>>11461894
im not sure i understand your question? but one thing i dont understand is how lgbt people really like to emphasize on their identity and their sexual attraction making it into some sort of personality trait... i know not every lgbt person is like that but i tend to see that every now and then and i dont think it's necessary to get to know the person/appreciate them better'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461905 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:40:51') {

'>>11459195
>mfw no bipolar trans puppy gf
bpd is borderline not bipolar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461909 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:41:51') {

'>>11461898
i can't work up the mood for these without having to hype myself up, like it's a chore i have to put behind me
i'm dead'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461910 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:42:48'  && image=='awaw.jpg') {

'>>11461909
maybe just take a break from those, do you feel like it's a habit?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461915 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:46:06') {

'sex and affection are only ever rewarding in the way a job well done might be
i'm dead'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461923 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:51:08') {

'>>11461910
it's not a habit, i just find myself in these situations sometimes still, and it's never as good as it should be, i can care deeply about people, but i feel unable to provide them with true love
i'm dead dead dead dead'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461937 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:59:03'  && image=='wuh.png') {

'>>11461923
do you just feel indifferent? like you care and will help them through their issues but outside of that you just dont really... feel much towards them?
what do you feel? do you feel anything when you're doing your ordinary things? do you feel happy, sad or just... there? how have you been doing these past days or weeks?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461946 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:06:55') {

'i am doing AMZINGE';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11461977 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:32:36'  && image=='1709089455016058.png') {

'>>11461937
i hit my head while taking out the garbage and forgrt what i was saying'
;

}

if(happy thoughts && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462028 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:15:35'  && image=='1702695329632.jpg') {

'>>11461977
you were probably talking about these dubs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462754 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:06:48') {

'>>11460688
unchecked doubles on the last page!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462756 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:09:06') {

'i feel as though i could disappear and nobody would notice';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462849 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:27:23') {

'>>11462756
same'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11462867 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:52:03'  && image=='1713338057567604.png') {

'>>11462028
happy friends I'm trying not to goon you fucking asshole'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463388 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:39:29'  && image=='1466215811787.gif') {

'>>11457108
i don't deserve to eat

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
'
;

}

if(happy thoughts && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463396 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:44:12'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'>>11462867
ok a day has passed can you goon now?

Your fortune: Outlook good
'
;

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463398 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:44:33') {

'>>11463388
Yes you do. Fuck that faggot larp that you must be skinny. People will appreciate you for mind'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463403 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:47:44'  && image=='happe.png') {

'>>11463388
please eat... eat these dubs nom nom... eighty eight donuts... bagel bagle.. yummy yum....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11463461 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:29:53') {

'piedi';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464167 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:03:44') {

'>>11458699
unchecked doubles on the last page!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464541 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:01:21'  && image=='awoo.jpg') {

'>>11457108
>no tasks @ werk
+
>no awoo thread
>despite 10 years anniversary this month (08 April 2014)
-

overall: hard to breathe; need to eat less'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464859 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:25:17') {

'>>11461905
well clearly i don't have a borderline personality disorder trans puppy gf either, anon
so what difference does it make, anon
think, anon, think'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464870 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:34:42') {

'>>11463403
88 is only 4 donurs

Your fortune: Average Luck
'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11464889 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:50:02') {

'>>11463398
"people"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465549 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:30:29'  && image=='8c86aef00b57c12a99a51710afd78f35.jpg') {

'a zoomie called me "chief"
mommy's still got it <3

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465550 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:33:06') {

'i want to jerk off to gay femboy pornography';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466212 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:12:33') {

'>>11459588
unchecked doubles on the last page!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466223 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:18:47') {

'>>11466212
What is a page? What page are you talking about?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466225 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:19:55') {

'>>11464167
How do I unchecked doubles? Should I unchecked doubles or leave them checked?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466424 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:12:34') {

'hmm maybe going through another puberty will fix my debilitating emotional disorders';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466440 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:23:50') {

'hello new user, I have a problem';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466446 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:27:52'  && image=='shiu.jpg') {

'>>11466424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIpTrkNh18
>>11466440
what's on your mind anon?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466462 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:46:07') {

'>>11466446
I want a comfort woman discord gf who would patiently listen to hours of my nerd rants then I would typeplap her and she would kiss me goodnight for being such a good boy! this is, bar none, the purest form of love'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466501 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:04:56'  && image=='stopit.jpg') {

'>>11466462
oh! umm well yeah that certainly sounds like a cute and lovely relationship anon, as long as you're laid back and dont make any sudden moves im sure you will find your discord girlfriend that will love to talk and listen to you for hours :)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466503 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:06:10') {

'>>11466501
have you thought of studying psychology? you would make a great therapist'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466512 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:11:09') {

'i'm going to watch/read virginal catholic school yuri for the rest of my life until i completely forget about sex and men';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466514 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:13:17'  && image=='themarvels.jpg') {

'>>11466503
i thought about it, my ex boyfriend was studying psychology and i used to help him with stuff as i used to read some psychology books but i chose a completely entirely different major to study and now i got a job that im happy with so im not rly sure if there would be any point in doing another few years of uni just to get psychologist degree
but to be honest, i do believe everyone can be a good listener and therapist with time... if you care about your friends and you're willing to listen to them and determine the causes and problems and how to smooth them out so they can have a stable ground from which they can build themselves up anew then you will be as good as a therapist with an actual degree'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466521 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:16:38') {

'https://vocaroo.com/1hYcDRz4i2fO
nice song i made last year, now with feminine vocals

since your voice is so pretty, i thought i might ask you for feedback..
don't mind my microphone quality or the fact that i'm drunk af rn (right now as hecc)'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466528 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:24:54'  && image=='fined.jpg') {

'>>11466521
you sound rly good anon! im not entirely sure what kind of feedback i should give you though, it seems like ur vocally gifted to me! is there gonna be some actual music on top of these vocals as well?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466537 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:30:47') {

'>>11466528
>is there gonna be some actual music on top of these vocals as well?
yes, i actually already released the original version of this track (my "normal" voice) on youtube and bandcamp.. but i thought it would be fune to exercise voice training.. i'll probably use my feminine voice on my next album that i'm currently working on, so any feedback is welcome..
if you want i can try to sing the full song (that i just sang) in feminine voice, but i must warn you i'm drunk and it's a jungle beat, so i will definitely trip over a couple words lol..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466541 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:32:13') {

'>>11466514
Therapy is fake and gay'
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}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466549 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:37:02'  && image=='funny.jpg') {

'>>11466537
hey i love jungle so if u wanna do it then i'd be utmost pleased and honored to listen to it!
>>11466541
it really depends... it can be fake and gay if you will never open yourself up and speak about your problems but it can really drastically help if you feel like you're holding your feelings for yourself all the time... and i know men struggle with that usually and it really sucks that they just resolve to face the silly standards instead of showing their emotions and expressing themselves'
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}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466558 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:42:28') {

'>>11466549
Therapy doesn’t work for men because they have real problems. It either gets better with time or it doesn’t. Therapy is silly and just gaslighting really, it works on women and fake solvable problems.
Idk someone might need somebody to tell them “don’t drink too much” because they are mentally unwell but really it’s all bullshit, basic low iq stuff, or worthless. And mostly just behavioral discipline and gaslighting for the pieces of shit causing the problems'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466585 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:03:41') {

'>>11466549
sorry for late reply, the whiskey is kicking in lol
original: https://12damdo.bandcamp.com/track/dissonance
feminine vocals: https://vocaroo.com/16pbjdecae8h'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466597 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:14:39'  && image=='1688982771459930.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466606 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:21:25'  && image=='hahu.jpg') {

'>>11466558
well... i suppose.. but what therapy is really for is for you to realise what the problems are and slowly progressively eliminating them one by one, women too have real problems as well and it's not really gaslighting, gaslighting is when you're going there and you don't want to change or do anything with your life, you just go because you feel like you must go
therapy is just the first stage of a pillar of stages that you need to slowly and steadily climb up to reach your goal... therapy will never be a thing that is going to solve everything by itself obviously...
>>11466585
omg it's you!!! and oh my god i feel like your high pitched vocals are waaay waaay better and nicer like my gosh you're really talented! imo with your more fem vocals it will sound waay better personally speaking!
also if you're drunk, go listen to this! maybe it will soothe you down even more :)
https://vocaroo.com/15QmyLkpASc6
i rly need to finish that i posted this track few weeks ago here...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466617 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:33:27') {

'>>11466606
i can totally vibe to this
>>11466558
>somebody to tell them “don’t drink too much”
lmao i will never go back to being sober'
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}

if(tea fren && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466632 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:51:03'  && image=='images.jpg') {

'>>11466606
>vocaroo.com/15QmyLkpASc6


*sip*'
;

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466640 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:58:00') {

'>>11466606
https://voca.ro/15s3ZPDAPZvS'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466662 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:10:22'  && image=='comf.jpg') {

'>>11466617
>>11466632
>>11466640
thank u frens, i will really have to finish it... it's 9 minutes long because i was jamming it live on my funny synthesizer and midi keyboard and i was just having way too much fun with it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466670 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:12:15') {

'>>11466662
if you ever want to collab, feel free to reach out..'
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}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466675 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:14:01'  && image=='eras.jpg') {

'>>11466670
of course! what daw do you use if i may know?'
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}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466679 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:15:45') {

'>>11466670
Be more forceful. Except new user isn't your average sissy loll'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466691 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:21:55') {

'>>11466679
>be more forceful
i'm literally a bottom -__-
>>11466675
FL Studio (free version, because i lost the full version after my HDD crashed.. i miss LFO Filter and Serum so much ;_;)
also BeepBoxCo and occasionally real instruments'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466699 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:25:31'  && image=='hehe.jpg') {

'>>11466679
cus i aint a sissy at all
>>11466691
oh! have you thought about trying renoise or something else? i use renoise for music and tbh the workflow atleast for me is way better also u can just clock it to a different daw pretty easily and use it like a vst for drums or something else'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466717 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:36:56') {

'i'll set my neckbeard on fire if you won't be my girlfriend

Your fortune: Outlook good
'
;

}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466727 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:45:21'  && image=='ready.jpg') {

'>>11466717
i dont know you anon and manipulating someone into becoming your significant other by hurting yourself is not a good way to get someone into a relationship with you
take things slowly, be calm and relaxed and chill with the person you think might become your eventual partner, the most important thing in finding someone is to treat that person as a human being or to put it in better words... as a good friend
to me a relationship is very tight best friends who are just openly intimate with each other in a soulful way, so approaching a person in that way can drastically increase your chances in maybe forming a bond with them
always remember to not let your carnal instincts take the lead as well!'
;

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466728 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:45:57') {

'>>11466717
Ye that kinda benumbs me like how the fuck do you not have a boyfriend lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466730 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:47:01') {

'>>11457108
I woke up remembering my trauma..... I remember when they broke my back. I remember what they did to make me forget. The memory comes back as a nightmare that wont go away after i wake up. It clings to my mind like the taste of moldy bread. I remember laying on the bathroom floor begging for help as they laughed at me. I remember being forced.... I remember the hypnotist. I remember EVERYTHING..... especially the parts where he wasnt the first hypnotist and then the flood of memories from much older boxes starts pouring in.... Then i check out and forget everything.... It goes back in the box to keep me safe. But i can never forget that my wife is the same type of monster that used to rape me as a child. I cant forget and let that monster win. Its going to keep happening and i cant prove it because they want to prove im insane to discredit me. Sometimes i think the only way to out maneuver the hypnotist is if i kill myself covering him in the proof of my pain. Hard to say you weren't there with my brains in your hair........ Why do you ask? How are you feeling?'
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}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466735 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:50:04') {

'>>11466730
https://voca.ro/18VPZBMI5bsX'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466799 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:36:06'  && image=='IMG_9490.jpg') {

'>>11466727
love is sending the right image to the right sucker'
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}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466816 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:47:51'  && image=='omnom.jpg') {

'>>11466730
>>11466735
i sincerely wish you guys well... i wish i could help you out somehow and tell you that everything is okay... but i do understand that it's not easy and you cant really tame something by having someone else there for you right off the bat... i hope the pain atleast isn't so bad to the point that your life is worsened...
>>11466799
nice dubs... is that how people on the interwebs express love nowadays?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466833 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:01:31') {

'>>11466816
no, there's also play acting yandere gf scenarios, because displaying behavior you picked up from cartoon depictions of mental illness means you actually care'
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}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466843 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:15:28'  && image=='ahuu.jpg') {

'>>11466833 (dubs)
um.. okay if you say so... yay!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467068 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:49:38') {

'>>11466833 (dubs)
mfw no yandere gf :('
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467199 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:01:30') {

'I got a head ache';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467486 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:08:55') {

'>>11457108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1CHnHfNfgM'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467972 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:29:07') {

'>>11465550
straight femboys don't exist'
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}

if(new user && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467977 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:31:25'  && image=='provider.jpg') {

'>>11467972
oh trust me they do, a lot of them in fact'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468027 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:49:10') {

'>>11467972
you are new here i see'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468276 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:50:42'  && image=='neverdie.jpg') {

'i'll never die';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468394 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:31:26') {

'israel fucking won get over it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468407 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:41:53') {

'>>11457108
it's been going pretty well!! made some new frens recently and things are actually looking up for once in my life..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468452 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:58:31') {

'feel like getting vomit drunk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468531 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:04:00') {

'>>11457108
I want to walk until my legs stop responding to my brain.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468587 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:36:31') {

'>>11457108
i just ate some really good food so im happy right now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469229 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:04:36') {

'>>11468452
get well soon

Your fortune: Outlook good
'
;

}

}
}