String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 11464192;
String image = '1713932122492592.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)00:15:22';
String comment = 'I've only showered twice in the span of 3 weeks
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger';
'>>11464192
r u a gril?';
'>>11464192
I literally can't remember the last time I washed my hair';
'>>11464197
that depends what you mean by girl';
'>>11464233
so youre a man';
'>>11464192
Me too but it's because I broke my leg and it's such a pain in the ass';
'>>11464264
that depends what you mean by man';
'>>11464272
hey thanks for filling us in with your life story and I deem your excuse for not showering to be acceptable';
'>>11464192
a high quality underarm anti perspirant and rigorous toilet hygiene makes that possible to do.
when you're lurking that hard it might be time to take a break and touch grass.
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン ';
'>>11464365
I haven't bathed in over a year now ,never smelled this good
Your fortune: Good Luck';
'>>11464466 dubs
bigboy particles
Your fortune: Bad Luck';
'I'm really itchy and I smell like feces and the shower is 8 feet away from me I probably won't shower till the weekend';
'Take a shower stinky
You smell';
'>>11464926
Why do you smell like shit? Do you not wipe your ass or something?';
'>>11464192
m-may I sniff your armpits and balls?';
'I plan to shower soon
I just didn't have the time this week :/';
'>>11464952
when you don't shower for a while it's a combination of ramen noodles, kraft mac and cheese, and a hint of feces
I'm ashamed for you that you didn't know that';
'i haven't showered in months';
'>>11464958
the ass crack too.';
'>>11465111
unchecked trips on page ten
Your fortune: Bad Luck';
'Unless I am filthy I don't wash myself. It is uneventful as I like to stay clean but it has been months now.';
'>>11464192
When I was in highschool I would go the entire summer break (like the second week of june to the first month of september) without showering';
'to the first week of september*
whhooopsie!!';
}