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String comment = 'we're being kept apart from the ones we love. our families, our coworkers, our community is being social distanced by covid virus. an invisibile, unthinking, retard particle that invades your healthy body, makes you sick, and then, you die. never before have we faced such a crisis in human history. not as people, not as a world. as we shelter in place together we must ask ourselves as a team, how have we helped flatten the curve? for over 25 years BuyBuddy has kept our family together through good times, and bad. with our global payment processing systems BuyBuddy has kept our family of frontline essential and nonessential team members connected. we love you, so fucking much. and now in partership with world renowned scientist and inventor Dr. Bill Gates BuyBuddy has developed BioPay, our contact free payment processor. BioPay is a gentle, mandatory, and safe subdermal CareChip inserted under the skin of your left palm. simply placing the palm over one eye facing your home signaled display will grant you access to all your favorite retailers and deducting payments straight from your BuyBuddy Care account. if you need further assistance help and safety drones will deploy to your local grocer, the drone will kindly listen to your inquiries while safely scanning your temperature and biometrics sending the data to local law enforcement for further assistance. we here at BuyBuddy care about our family. wear your mask. social distance. flatten the curve. and remember, we are a family, we are here for each other, stay safe. you slave.

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