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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 11465557;
String image = '1714005614028453.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)20:40:14';
String comment = 'Was talking to girl, we were having a good time, she was smiling and laughing, and then all of sudden she said she has a "partner". Then she quickly ended the conversation and left. And the worst part is that she started the conversation.
I feel a bit depressed. It seems like that all the women I meet are dating someone.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465564 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:41:44') {

'maybe you're just into guys';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465566 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:43:40') {

'are you sure you werent being weird
i really cant imagine starting a conversation with someone, talking for a while and then saying yeah i have a gf and then randomly leaving';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465571 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:46:01') {

'>>11465566
>are you sure you werent being weird
It could be the case although there is no way to know for sure.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465583 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:53:45') {

'>>11465557
so you had a pleasant conversation with someone who had a significant other, and this depresses you?

>>11465566
double dubs!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465585 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:55:12') {

'>>11465583
>and this depresses you?
What depresses me is that all the women I've met are dating someone.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465634 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:22:15') {

'>>11465585
yeah, most people are actively dating other people. what you need is either 1) female friends or 2) male friends with girlfriends, who can set you up with someone.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465639 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:24:47') {

'>>11465557
have you considered youre the problem? what were the last couple of things you said to her?';

}

if(seuss && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465647 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:30:19' && image=='preview(1).jpg') {

'>>11465557
if you talked to a girl and she decided to act like a girl around you, you're more lucky than most dudes. sometimes i literally get a guy in a campbell's soup can body.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465670 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:45:22' && image=='1713321213113724.jpg') {

'Roasties gonna roasty.';

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465677 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:54:48') {

'https://voca.ro/1gYEadSqVsjq';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11465680 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:57:45') {

'>>11465557
so you are charming but she was taken, take the compliment and keep trying my friend';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466240 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:38:29') {

'>>11465647
>>11465680
>>11465634
It seems like getting a girlfriend is a matter of luck
>>11465639
It was a small talk. I just asked where she works.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466243 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:41:35') {

'>>11465557
Forget her, sorry, but forget her.
It's okay to experience this, stay strong, don't feel discouraged.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466249 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:43:49') {

'>>11465557
You dodged a bullet. Also not every girl is yours she could probably feel you getting attached';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466263 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:56:14') {

'>>11465557
date guys instead';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466322 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:02:56') {

'>>11466263
Sounds gay tbh.';

}

if(Catfish && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466360 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:39:32') {

'Depression is given. Your issue is you never applied you ur self
We must do that..

https://youtu.be/RQSdpoI42hs?si=TIt-iAF66eliBw8_';

}

if(( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466483 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:57:05' && image=='1713844728722213.png') {

'>>11465557
Did you tell her you post on the chan a lot?
Haha no wonder she bailed.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466491 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:00:49') {

'>>11466483
>Did you tell her you post on the chan a lot?
No, I didn't. I didn't even mention anything related to the internet. It was a usual small talk about what she and I do, where we live etc.';

}

if(( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466565 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:46:15') {

'>>11466491
Your pants weren't unzipped were they?';

}

if("The_Trainee" && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11466671 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:13:24') {

'>>11466483
I ask myself the same thing how strange ...
roll it rollit rollit til evening comes

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467080 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:54:07') {

'The truth is that she is just an attention whore. Women do that. They like to flirt.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11467882 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:44:20') {

'>>11466322
unchecked doubles on the last page!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468760 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:03:25') {

'>>11465557
On to the next one champ. Keep ya chin up mate!';

}

if(Big Daddy cool Diesel && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11468765 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:05:01') {

'>>11465557
Rape the bitch!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469270 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:32:36' && image=='1450834646318.png') {

'3d girls aren't important';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11469432 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)03:06:49') {

'>>11467080
Literally rape all women and kill them wipe the slate clean';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==11470007 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:30:21' && image=='cirno gasp.png') {

'>>11469432

Your fortune: Godly Luck';

}

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