String fullTitle = 'How do I get my hands on a cadaver?';
int postNumber = 16141782;
String image = '1713857129532884.jpg';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)03:25:29';
String comment = 'I want to study anatomy, there aren't any good enough models are there?';
'That's a privilege for people who are competent, empathic and genuinely helpful enough to be accepted by med school. Not for freaky tourists who belong on /x/.';
'>>16141782
Be a first or a second year med student, in my country they show cadavers to them, and further onwards, after having already become a doctor and working towards a speciality, you could request a university to conduct research and ask for them provide a corpse, granted your research will need to be real research.';
'>>16141782
Hang around a graveyard until they bury someone. At night, go dig it up. Or just stab a homeless man.';
'>>16141782
Just let me know your whereabouts and I can slit my throat for you. Then you'll have your cadaver to do with as you please.';
'Try stealing one. My granddad stole a brain to prep for a med school exam.';
'>>16143290
Mine stole a country and enslaved it's people. You could learn from him, we're getting some sweet deals. But at this point, it makes sense to start sending all of our money to Israel. This will help the overall situation on earth and get us moving.';
}