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String comment = 'The tech for extreme longevity through patient matched organ banks exists today but is thwarted by moralfag ANIMALS.

Let me explain how:
>Make a woman pregnant with a genetic clone of the patient (this is possible today)
>While the fetus is developing inhibit the Hox-genes responsible for head differentiation (no brain = no suffering caused)
>The woman births a headless body that is genetically identical to the patient
>Keep the body alive as it develops to adulthood via tube feeding or IV nutritional solution, add relevant hormones for appropriate growth
And voila you have a genetically matched organ bank. As the patient reaches organ failure due to old age/telomere shortening/epigenetic dysfunctional additions you replace the organs with young ones, with no immunosuppressant therapy needed.

When this is achieved the only missing piece is rejuvenation of the brain and when that is achieved you have biological immortality/extreme longevity. Not only would something like this be extremely useful, it would birth a new industry that would generate insane wealth as the market is every single person on Earth.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16143921 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:27:02') {

'>>16143845
Sounds expensive and gross. I think id rather go the cyborg route. Ideally any longevity solution would be non invasive anyway'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16143996 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:41:14') {

'>>16143845
>Keep the body alive as it develops to adulthood via tube feeding or IV nutritional solution, add relevant hormones for appropriate growth
That'll be 5 million plus tip'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144001 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:48:31') {

'>>16143996
ye clearly billionaire solution. imagine everybody growing spare parts for the off chance they might need it.
this makes more sense to grow yourself a new body and transplant your brain to it at some point.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144008 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:55:46') {

'>>16143996
>>16144001
It can easily be scaled to cost less than 500k USD per body eventually.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144017 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:01:17') {

'>>16144008
>It can easily be scaled to cost less than 500k USD per body eventually.
With the current inflation and food prices? Good fucking luck'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144019 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:02:18') {

'>>16144001
There's a likelihood that billionaires are already doing this, so idk what this thread is about'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144209 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:43:39') {

'>>16143996
>just have the body mature without a central nervous system bro you just need to feed it bro
for obvious reasons, that won't work. the human body will not develop if it doesn't have a brain, even if it's technically kept 'alive' with an IV and heart pump.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144215 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:47:18') {

'>>16143845
Even if this made sense, brain aging is still a major bottleneck. You'd probably die of dementia after 150 years or so.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144228 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:53:41') {

'The satanic elite literally grow cloned vat bodies and transfer their souls between them, simply using one of these bodies for spare parts is easy.


It gets a lot worse than this.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144232 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:55:12') {

'>>16144228
>>>x'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144238 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:59:34') {

'>>16144209
You can just add the relevant growth hormones in pulses to the growing body to mimic how the brain does it. It's not magic.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144243 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:01:49') {

'>>16144215
yeah move to cyberbrain is the best solution to combine immortality with flesh body experience. once the body expires move to a freshly grown one'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144322 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:36:43'  && image=='oneill.webm') {

'>>16144243
>cyberbrain'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144331 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:40:33') {

'>>16144238
Can you provide an example of someone doing this?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144333 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:41:57'  && image=='595014e1ba1f36b6e3b43bcc936d7abf.png') {

'>>16144322
ye something of synthetic nature so it doesn't crap out'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16144591 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:14:24') {

'>>16143845
Acute multidrug delivery via a wearable bioreactor facilitates long-term limb regeneration and functional recovery in adult Xenopus laevis
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abj2164

This sounds like a better deal without the ethical problems beyond the should we live forever question
tl;dr version: frogs regrows limbs then revert to adulthood'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16145120 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:06:13') {

'>>16143845
>As the patient reaches organ failure due to old age/telomere shortening/epigenetic dysfunctional additions you replace the organs with young ones
Wont the brain be toast anyway? Even if you put it in an entirely new body, the neurons are still dying'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16145384 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:07:17') {

'>>16145120
Yes rejuvenating the brain is the last step afterwards, as OP wrote. But this 1-2 combo (organ replacements + brain rejuvenation) should be sufficient.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16145392 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:11:13') {

'>>16145384
>should be sufficient.
no it isn't you can still die a million other ways, literally. need something way more resilient than that.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16145403 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:17:51') {

'>>16145384
Isn't rejuvenating the brain the same problem as rejuvenating the body? Ie if you have the tech to rejuvenate the brain in place, you also have the tech to rejuvenate the body in place hence no reason to birth headless babies'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==16145430 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:30:26') {

'>>16145392
Yes obviously biological immortality doesn’t save you from falling into a furnace'
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