import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/soc/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void FREE MATCHMAKING SERVICE(OP chanmm !NQ1Efv0SyM) {

String fullTitle = 'FREE MATCHMAKING SERVICE';
int postNumber = 32830792;
String image = '1704397575603189.jpg';
String date = '01/04/24(Thu)14:46:15';
String comment = 'Happy new year everybody! I hope you all had a really nice Christmas!
I'm back again to due to popular demand to hopefully find you the love of your life.

>Who is this for?
This is for finding a serious lasting relationship, not for hookups! And I only do matchmaking for straight man + woman, no trans or gay sorry.

>How does it work?
You answer a brief questionnaire and I will try to find somebody for you who I think will get along well with you. None of the information you enter will ever be shared with anyone else, and I'll delete it straight away if you ask me to. I usually only email one person to tell them they have a match, not both.
The questions are here: https://chanmm.crabdance.com/
If it doesn't work for you, you can try the non-HTTPS version:
http://chanmm.crabdance.com/

>Contact.
Don't hesitate to email me if you have questions about anything: [email protected]
If you want to tell me how things went for you I love hearing about it!

>Do I have to answer all the questions?
No! They are almost all optional, only answer what you are comfortable with.

>How long will it take?
It may take no time at all or it might be weeks before you get a match.

>How many matches will I get?
Just one, or sometimes none, I only want to make really good ones so not everybody gets matched.

>Who are you and why are you doing this?
I'm a 40something married femanon, I do it because it's fun, I'm bored and I love you all!

>Why are there so few questions?
I want to keep the questionnaire short so that if somebody doesn't get a match they don't feel like they wasted a lot of time for nothing.

I'm also super curious about how things go so don't blame me if I get nosy after matching you with somebody. :P

When I did this previously it was a success overall. Even though I wasn't able to find a match for a lot of people, some people who did get a match have actually emailed me that they plan to get married!! Which is very exciting!'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32830867 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)15:19:26') {

'>>32830792
Did you get a submission under dom**********@gmail.com?'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32830879 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)15:25:42') {

'>>32830867
Yes I got it, you're the first one :)
Thank you and good luck!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32830894 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)15:31:53') {

'>>32830879
Sick! We're all gonna make it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32830902 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)15:33:24') {

'>>32830879
Are you the one who used to make the Match making threads where people sent in their emails? I'm pretty sure that new 4chan dating app is largely inspired from your threads if so.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32830905 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)15:34:39') {

'I submitted too , j********@hotmail.co.uk

Fingers crossed everyone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32830929 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)15:44:00') {

'The only reason i come to /soc/, i think i fucked up last time by misspelling my email. And now we wait...';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32830956 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)16:01:11') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32831004 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)16:24:23') {

'>>32830956
You disappeared for a while right? Do you still have the old applications? I did one months ago.'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32831022 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)16:31:38') {

'>>32831004
No I never keep old applications, I always delete everything when I finish. Privacy is very important so I don't keep peoples information lying around.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32831059 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)16:52:47') {

'>>32831022
I did one a long time ago and never heard anything back. You gave a preference for white conservatives right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32831374 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)19:26:30') {

'>>32830792
Submitted mine. Whether or not I get a match, I appreciate the effort you put in. Thanks OP.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32831375 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)19:27:00') {

'Chanmm I made my profile like 30 seconds ago where's my waifu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32831377 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)19:27:23') {

'gonna fill the form out in the morning

good to see chanmm is back, last time I didn't get a match due to the shit m/f ratio, and the time before I actually did, but the woman never even sent a message, which I had to inquire from chanmm by asking, well, let's hope for the best this time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32831433 && dateTime=='01/04/24(Thu)19:47:02') {

'did you get my submission? [email protected]';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832002 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)00:56:16'  && image=='Toa Nuva.png') {

'Alright, put my hat in. Lets see what happens.';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832524 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)06:47:12') {

'>>32831059
No, not at all, I only consider the preferences that people list in their profile.

>>32831374
<3

>>32831375
Haha

>>32831433
Yes, got it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832640 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)08:22:48') {

'>>32830792
>>32831374
Same goes for me. Even if I don't get a match I learned a bit more about myself trough filling these questionnaires.

Btw Op, would it be helpful for you to post any IRL pics? (Ofc private)'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832935 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)11:16:20') {

'>>32832640
Thank you <3
No, pictures aren't needed. You can share pictures with your match if you like and they seem trustworthy, but don't let them pressure you if you're not comfortable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32833021 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)11:57:31') {

'>>32830792
I’m more trying this out of curiosity and fun than any real necessity but assuming you can tell me how often would you say people get a match compared to no match?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32833142 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)12:49:39') {

'>>32830792
Well I entered….hopefully I put enough info bout what I wanted n all. Doubt anything will pull through but eh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32833176 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)13:06:59') {

'>>32832935
how long will this round of matching last before we need to resubmit again?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32833773 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)17:16:13'  && image=='kieran happy.jpg') {

'bump';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834138 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)19:38:06') {

'>>32833176
Usually until the thread is archived.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834534 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)22:06:15') {

'>>32834138
When's the last time you did this and how many times do you think you've done it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834569 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)22:21:27') {

'I think i typed in my ma*****************r@protonmail correctly, but should I send an email from it to confirm?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834734 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)23:35:35'  && image=='1703735854605129.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32835607 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)08:39:51') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32835665 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)09:16:49') {

'hello chamm

a while ago you matched me up with a guy, weve been together since you matched us!!! he loves and adores me i just got a few gifts from him sprayed with his cologne <3

love legacys & adwc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32835768 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)10:20:40') {

'>>32830792
Hey, I sent in a submission under a @cock.li address, hope it doesn't get flagged as spam. Didn't wanna use gmail lul'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32835769 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)10:20:55') {

'submitted, tyvm OP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32835800 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)10:42:00') {

'>>32830792
i submitted mine ix*****[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32836436 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)16:33:16') {

'bump';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32836794 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)19:05:59') {

'>>32835665
That is amazing thank you for sharing!
I hope you both have happy times together <3

>>32834534
A few months ago, I've done it maybe 4 times but I didn't keep count.

>>32834569
You can if you like.

>>32835768
Don't worry, it won't.

>>32835769
<3

>>32835800
Thank you!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32836835 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)19:23:42'  && image=='tsoc23.png') {

'>>32830792

>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at [email protected]

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32838497 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)11:38:22'  && image=='1580070196361.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32838566 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)12:10:57') {

'>>32836835
seeing you on every thread is so funny man, stay grinding'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32838945 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)14:56:24') {

'Submitted mine with [email protected]. Hope it went through and you find me a wife. Impress me please, chanmm.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32839480 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)18:09:37'  && image=='221706B2-D35B-4C63-915D-100468BE84C8.jpg') {

'>>32830792
ASL
28/MtF(post-op)/Oregon
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead
>Favorite band(s)
Ghost, etc
>Favorite show you’ve been to
Ghost, Deadmau5, Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper

>Physical description
White, 5'11, dirty-blonde hair, some tattoos on my arm, glasses, blue eyes, deaf (I wear hearing aids and have the accent). I dress like a typical metal head.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, I make a lot of them).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. This might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists. I've had some really negative interactions with individuals of certain swarthy demographics (Blacks and Mexicans) to the point I'm not really interested in either...
>Contacts
imdabat95'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32840211 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)23:49:23'  && image=='1699824044938685.png') {

'hi chanm(om)
I've filled this out every time you've done it and haven't gotten a match yet. I know I may be difficult to match up but thanks for trying anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32841052 && dateTime=='01/08/24(Mon)08:44:43') {

'>>32830792
Just replied to your questionnaire, it's good that you're doing this, you're making a greater impact than you'd ever know: fi*******[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32841360 && dateTime=='01/08/24(Mon)11:28:14') {

'>>32836835
>>32839480
Wrong thread, retards. Fix your bot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32843015 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)02:53:34') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32843021 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)02:57:07') {

'Nice try cia nigger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32843143 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)04:56:33') {

'>>32843021
You don't have to set the age range to 13-18 retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32843160 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)05:23:58') {

'>>32830792
Phht I doubt this would work for me. How many other ppl haven't you been able to find a match?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32843224 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)06:25:25') {

'>>32830792
I've never done anything like this before, but I just submitted. I don't think you'll have much luck in finding someone for me, but that's ok. I still appreciate it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32843333 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)08:10:21') {

'May I have a confirmation that a submission from [email protected] was received?

>>32843224
>I don't think you'll have much luck in finding someone for me
Relatable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844284 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)15:45:10') {

'ive tried this shit 3 times over the course of a year or so and havent got a single email';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844620 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)18:21:50') {

'>>32830792
I'm not here for a match, but you are doing god's work.
good luck to all you anons'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32845275 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)00:12:15') {

'Submitted, let's go';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32846704 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)14:24:23') {

'>>32830792
Fuck you dumb bitch. Don't even bother with this cunt.'
;

}

if(notAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32846726 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)14:36:35') {

'thanks for doing this... i hope i find someone (i probably wont lol) anyway if u find someone ill be reallll happy.

also can you let me know if u received an email from de**********[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32847079 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)17:55:10'  && image=='1663279925767697.jpg') {

'tfw
>start browsing /soc/ recently, see this thread
>"why not" and get a match within a week
>She initiates and we talk
>going well, find each other attractive, not too far apart distance wise
>good first day convo, if a lil awkward
>she seems lovely
>it's been 2 days and she hasn't responded
bros...idk how to cope she seemed like a lot of fun and nothing from her now. Didn't even have a disagreement or w/e just nothing :('
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32847251 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)19:30:04') {

'>>32838945
<3

>>32840211
I'm really sorry! I promise I always try my best, thanks for staying positive.

>>32841052
Thank you!

>>32843333
Yes, got it!

>>32844620
<3

>>32846726
Yes I got your submission!

>>32847079
It's only been 2 days maybe something came up.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32847343 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)20:17:55') {

'>>32847079
Sometimes they're like me and forget to respond. Shit happens, just shoot the shit tomorrow.

Hey OP hope I gave you something to work with. I'm co***************[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32849193 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)16:15:29') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32849439 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)18:25:02') {

'Trying a second time. I don't have high expectations so let's see how it goes. Good luck lads.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32849594 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)20:02:53') {

'is this still open?';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32849610 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)20:10:22') {

'>>32849594
Yes it's still going!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32849624 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)20:17:54') {

'>>32830792
Hey! did you get a submission under eb******@gmail.com?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32849628 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)20:19:40') {

'>>32849624
sorry, eb*********@gmail.com missed a few characters'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32851469 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)18:44:01') {

'>>32847343
Good luck! <3

>>32849624
Yes, got it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32851697 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)20:14:01') {

'>>32851469
Did you get a submission under jan******@gmail.com?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32853353 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)12:09:56') {

'Did you get a recent submission from an email with "RealLife" in it's name?';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32853995 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)18:49:53') {

'>>32851697
>>32853353
Yes, got both of those.

If it says "all done, thank you" or something like that, that means it worked.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32854302 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)21:03:20') {

'>>32853995
Thanks, chanmm.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32855345 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)08:27:22') {

'>>32830792
hey anon! welcome back, i always keep a look out for these threads, hopefully i'll get a match this time! thanks again for doing this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32856202 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)16:33:50') {

'chanmm, this is from d**********[email protected], hopefully you got mine - I was going to add at the end but I clicked submit before I remembered to do so, thanks so much for doing this! You're performing such a kind service trying to help anons find each other and it's really great to hear that some pairings have been successful, connecting with others is maybe the one thing that makes life worth living more than anything and you're helping that along. Bless you for the work you've done so far and I hope your own life is going swell! :)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32856373 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)17:36:15') {

'Hello there!
Did you get a submission from the doctor? Hahaha do**********************[email protected]?
Thank you so much!
Good luck guys!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32856686 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)19:46:25') {

'Hey OP, I got a question!
Do you get many submissions from European countries, or just mostly from the USA?
I live in a pretty small country so I'd like to know if there's even the tiniest chance of a match before filling in the questionnaire.
Thanks in advance!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32857212 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)00:20:10') {

'>>32830792
I keep trying to submit my responses (email is Rekt******@gmail.com) but I continue to get an error, should I send you an email with my answers? or try to fill out the survey again at a later date?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32857362 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)01:27:27') {

':(';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32857369 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)01:29:45') {

'>>32856686
>Do you get many submissions from European countries, or just mostly from the USA?
is anyone using this without a VPN?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32857373 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)01:31:10') {

'>>32857369
I’m personally kind of retarded and assume the best of people so yes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32858126 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)09:10:29') {

'neither sites work for me :(';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32859252 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)18:08:04') {

'>>32854302
You're welcome!

>>32855345
<3

>>32856202
Thank you! <3 (And yes I did get it)

>>32856373
Yes, the doctor is in!

>>32856686
Yes, it's from all over the world, mostly USA and Europe.

>>32857212
Send me an email if you want and I can try to help you. [email protected]

>>32858126
You can try to use a different internet provider. For example use your mobile phone data instead of the internet from your home. You can also email me and I can try to help.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32859626 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)21:32:05') {

'>>32859252
It's me >>32857212 I tried using my phone with my wifi off AND IT SEEMS it worked! Let me know if you were able to properly get my submission'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32859637 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)21:40:45') {

'When someone gets a match, what do you provide them? The questionnaire answers? All of them? Some of them? A totally unique write-up of your own? Nothing, just, "Hey you matched Anon, here is the contact info they gave me"?
You say that sometimes you only tell one person, sometimes you tell both. What makes you determine telling one or the other or both?
Have you considered a confirmation email that you send out rather than anons having to constantly ask in the thread or email you requesting confirmation?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32859770 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)22:51:05') {

'last time i got a match but he didnt ever reply to my email.. not chanmms fault though I resubmitted so hopefully better luck this time!';

}

if(Vino && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32859780 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)22:56:21') {

'>>32859770
Ngl this right Chanmm is what im afraid of'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32859848 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)23:32:39') {

'>>32859252
Do your emails have any chance of showing up in spam?'
;

}

if(notAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32860096 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)01:52:32'  && image=='yippee-happy.png') {

'>>32847251
yipeee'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32860423 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)05:41:56') {

'>>32859770
This is my first time doing this and it's happening to me, 3+ days and nothing. I maybe should've written a more detailed intro email but oh well'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32860443 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)05:59:14'  && image=='tegdfg.jpg') {

'Sent :^)
Time to check my email 3 times a day until matching period ends with no contact.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32860509 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)06:58:59') {

'>>32860423
at least you've gotten a match, this is my third go around and not a single match ;_;'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32861491 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)16:06:42') {

'How often do you do this? I want to submit, but I'm prepping for my sister's wedding and would prefer to submit after I've finished my slimdown.';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32861548 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)16:42:24') {

'>>32859626
Yay! It worked!

>>32859637
There's no set in stone process, but I never share peoples information without permission, everything you enter is only read by me.
People don't need to ask in the thread if it worked, if it says done on the website then it worked. But if they want to that's okay.

>>32859848
I don't know that, I hope not.

>>32860423
If your match doesn't reply let me know and I can try to find another for you!

>>32861491
There's no schedule, I do it when I feel like doing it and have some free time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32861556 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)16:47:39') {

'>>32861548
>There's no schedule
Fair enough. I'll cross my fingers then. I like the idea either way.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32861561 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)16:49:38') {

'>>32861548
>If your match doesn't reply let me know and I can try to find another for you!
Gee Anon, how come chanmm lets you get two matches?'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32861613 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)17:16:11') {

'>>32861561
It's only one match at a time. But if the person doesn't reply then it's as if they've not been matched at all so it's okay to be matched again, I think that's fair.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32861774 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)18:48:11') {

'>>32861613
Would you email people you know you can't help to let them know?'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32861794 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)18:56:32') {

'>>32861774
I can't know beforehand if there will be a match for somebody, it depends on if somebody that matches them signs up. I believe there is somebody out there for everyone! But you might not find that person here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32861849 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)19:28:55') {

'>>32861613
What happens if you match two people, only tell one, and that one doesn't contact their match? That person wouldn't known they even had been matched and so they wouldn't contact you to request a second match.
Maybe you could notify both perties that they've been matched, but only provide contact info to one of them. Not sure if that would fit your goals, since I don't know your rationale for notifying only one of the two people of the match.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32863232 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)09:14:08') {

'Did you get the one from b****************[email protected]? Is my application too abrasive?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32864574 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)18:41:45') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32864606 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)18:53:52') {

'>>32830792
Free to submit another match request if something wasn't found in the last threads? Been a few months since I've seen these iirc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32864636 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)19:03:59') {

'>>32856686
Where do you live, anon?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32864677 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)19:17:01') {

'>>32864636
The Netherlands! It's a beautiful country with lots to see for both fans of nature and fans of culture.
I haven't filled in the questionnare yet (in case OP reads this and wonders if she missed me), I'll probably do so during the weekend.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32864695 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)19:27:01') {

'>>32864677
Ah, hey! You don't get to call the Netherlands small.. It's downright huge compared to the place I live in, Luxembourg..!
I've seen lots of people from where you're at on here, you'll find someone..
Fill out the questions, what's stopping you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32865112 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)23:27:06') {

'Bump for the goddess of /soc/ and her magical thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32865177 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)00:02:41') {

'>>32830792
I accidentally submitted with the email b***********[email protected], can you delete that and let me resubmit? Thanks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32866469 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)13:23:22') {

'>>32830792
bump. please women for the love of GOD sign up so you can be matched with me'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32867028 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)17:29:54') {

'>>32863232
Yes, it's fine don't worry!

>>32864606
Yes, I start from scratch each time.

>>32865177
Email me, so I can be sure I'm not deleting the wrong one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32867201 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)18:49:51') {

'>>32830792
ballpark estimate, what's the male to female ratio in these?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32867275 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)19:26:37') {

'I got my match! I'm so excited I hope he will reply to my email this time.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32868579 && dateTime=='01/19/24(Fri)09:37:15') {

'just submitted under prin*******[email protected]';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32870092 && dateTime=='01/19/24(Fri)23:51:57'  && image=='1681742882473557.png') {

'submitted, g****2**********@gmail.com

haven't gotten any yet but fuck it why not again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32872755 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)05:42:11') {

'>>32867275
good luck anon, report back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32873661 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)15:19:48') {

'Doubt anyone near me uses this but here it goes.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32873708 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)15:42:21') {

'Submitted with d*****************[email protected]';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874096 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)19:18:21') {

'>>32873661
You'd be surprised, I get submissions from all sorts of remote places I've never heard of.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874166 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)19:55:22') {

'999j***********[email protected], is my submission in?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874171 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)19:57:10') {

'Lol my Isp is literally blocking the link under the premise of datamining';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874196 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)20:07:54') {

'>>32874166
Yes, got it!

>>32874171
You can try using your mobile phone data instead of home internet, that fixed it for others.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874419 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)21:50:44') {

'>almost done with filling in the questionnaire
>close tab by accident
Fuck
I'm going to bed, I'll try again tomorrow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874470 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)22:14:46') {

'I hope I get match. chanmm, does resubmitting under the same email replaces the previous submission?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874593 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)23:16:25') {

'By the way, how long do matches usually take and is there some kind of email verification usually?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874827 && dateTime=='01/22/24(Mon)01:25:35') {

'Just finished my submission.';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32876543 && dateTime=='01/22/24(Mon)18:12:08') {

'>>32874470
No, you can only submit once.

>>32874593
It varies, it can take a few days or a few weeks. I don't send emails to everybody, it would be so many I would probably be flagged as spam.

>>32874827
<3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32876878 && dateTime=='01/22/24(Mon)20:13:53') {

'>>32876543
>it can take a few days or a few weeks
sometimes even longer
;_;'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32876949 && dateTime=='01/22/24(Mon)20:33:31') {

'>>32876878
I think you should treat it as a bonus thing that might happen or not instead of having high hopes anon, I applied for the third time and got nothing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32877054 && dateTime=='01/22/24(Mon)21:34:01') {

'>>32876949
yeah definitely, whining is just my preferred coping mechanism'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32877206 && dateTime=='01/22/24(Mon)22:55:45') {

'>>32847079
evil fed there are no women on this nasty ass website.......'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32879164 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)18:13:55') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32879262 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)18:40:42') {

'Figured why not, it’s nice to have hope while I try to better myself anyways. Email is festive******ive@gmail, thanks either way what you’re doing is honestly super sweet and heartwarming. Hard to find either of those qualities online anymore.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32879275 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)18:44:44') {

'Hey chanmm! I've submitted the form, and my email is th*******[email protected]. Hope you have a good day!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32879672 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)21:44:05') {

'>>32879275
Just a heads up. Be careful with cock.li adresses. Google seems to be shadowbanning them. Any email I send from an aaarhats3as.com or tfwno.gf address to a gmail one just gets lost. Doesn't appear in either the inbox or spam, het there is no "email couldn't be delivered" message.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32879763 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)22:33:06') {

'>>32830792
What's the sex ratio of submissions, on average?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32879803 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)22:45:19') {

'>>32879763
Sausage party'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32881468 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)14:35:39') {

'Bumping because this is awesome, I'll try my luck soon.

Also:
>>32879763'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32882140 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)20:27:45') {

'>>32879262
Thank you! <3

>>32879275
<3

>>32879763
I've not done any sort of statistics'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32882813 && dateTime=='01/25/24(Thu)02:55:50') {

'>>32882140
Bumping. Please lead me to someone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32883908 && dateTime=='01/25/24(Thu)15:37:38'  && image=='DE2xZ21UMAE9mhV.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32883959 && dateTime=='01/25/24(Thu)16:09:22') {

'>>32883908
Cute. Just submitted. Let’s see how it goes. If a 6’2 gym bro who wants to care for a woman can’t get one then idk senpai'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32884117 && dateTime=='01/25/24(Thu)17:49:31') {

'>>32882813
I'll try!

>>32883959
Those things aren't that important most of the time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32885225 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)02:53:55') {

'I'm skeptical about whether this is legit, I put my application through so I'll just have to wait and see. If it's legit then good on you for helping people.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32885508 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)07:12:49') {

'>>32830792
Do you ever get any Canadian women?'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32886304 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)15:53:35') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32886432 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)17:01:54') {

'Sorry, not sure whether I submitted. Did you get a submission for F*o****_Gey**[email protected]
? Also thank you for offering the service.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32886673 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)18:44:17') {

'Been a little over a week with no email, thought I'd just bump the thread and make sure it submitted: sh********[email protected]
Can you confirm, OP?'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32886749 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)19:29:23') {

'>>32886432
>>32886673
Yes I got those!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32888076 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)08:43:40') {

'>>32886749
how about a 5********[email protected]?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32888088 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)08:49:33') {

'I did this one’s, but the guy got much worse was really ugly.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32889576 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)23:15:05') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32890578 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)11:01:39') {

'>>32886304
Can you match me with some. That would be great. Ontario especially'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32890617 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)11:29:53') {

'Do you prefer detail or simplicity? Haven't yet submitted but a lot of answers have over 100 words and one even goes past 300. I ramble like a schizophrenic';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32890767 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)13:13:08') {

'>>32830792
Are you still taking submissions?

I sent one under the email b*****a*****[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32891036 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)15:57:10') {

'Have you gotten ac*****.m**[email protected]';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32891826 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)22:19:04') {

'I got nothing to loose right? did you get a submission under sorr******[email protected]';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893723 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)17:42:37') {

'bump';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893757 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)17:59:03') {

'>>32888076
>>32891036
>>32891826
Yep!

>>32890578
I'll try anon!

>>32890617
Keeping it short will make it easier for me. But don't leave out anything important!

>>32890767
Yes, thank you! <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893765 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)18:02:40') {

'>>32830792
Just sent along my details.
You help me find a wife, I’ll pay for you to come to the wedding.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893899 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)19:28:39') {

'>>32893757
I'm sorry, I may have rambled a bit too long as well and still ended up missing some details.'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893928 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)19:42:21') {

'>>32893899
It's okay, it's fun to read a long story sometimes :D'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32894036 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)20:33:15') {

'Here we go again, submitted!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32895484 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)12:26:11') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32895716 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)14:02:23') {

'Is there a way to make sure the email doesn't end up in the spam folder? I sent a submission months ago and i got nothing, so maybe it ended up there (coping)
(Also i hope you got the email by hita*****@gmail.com)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32895872 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)15:20:46') {

'>>32830792
G-d I remember this, now if I could just remember my throwaway email....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896200 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)18:01:07') {

'Same question as >>32895716.
I signed up with an*1*****@gmail.com, I think.'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896427 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)20:02:45') {

'>>32895716
>>32896200
Yes I got those. I don't think emails from me go to spam. And I don't think there's much we can do if other peoples emails are getting lost in spam folders.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896871 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)23:40:21') {

'>>32830792
Just sent one in from B******t@gmail, lmk if u got it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32897463 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)07:25:39') {

'>>32830792
What's your email op'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32900597 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)16:05:34') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32900661 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)16:39:38') {

'did you get a reply form [email protected]';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32900734 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)17:10:35') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32902112 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)08:59:44') {

'>>32900734
>>32900734
What's the latest thing you got from me? El***[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903431 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)22:19:12') {

'Kik: carlsagangod';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904384 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)09:06:28') {

'>>32863232
Hey, if it's not going to work out (that is fine), can I get some advice on what I can do to make myself a better proposition? Improvement time. Thank you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904943 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)15:19:47') {

'Hey, I sent a reply about 10 days ago - bagol.****@gmail. Second time Im applying.
Just curious, what are the odds/chances of a match? Thanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905027 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)16:08:12') {

'Emailed my match, Please check your junk folder!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905277 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)18:46:12'  && image=='Fc-nj3naEAA2z8Y.jpg') {

'>set max distance to 200kms and no other filters aside from girl and girl(male)
>Literally zero people
I hate living in this boomer wasteland goddamnit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905357 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)19:44:03') {

'>>32905277
Ah fuck wrong thread, meant to put this in the duolicious thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32906700 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)10:32:15'  && image=='godlike.png') {

'>>32906690';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32907485 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)17:17:18'  && image=='a60cae69f958769797d56e73256f4348.gif') {

'Please check your junk folders! I'm waiting for a response from you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32907695 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)19:01:30') {

'>>32905027
>>32907485
man, I wish this was me, but alas, no messages'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32909272 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)12:58:34') {

'Are you going to check your spam folder today?';

}

if(notAnon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32909349 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)13:45:04') {

'damn still nothin....';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32910046 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)19:59:09') {

'>>32902112
What do you mean? You can email me if there is a problem.

>>32904943
Hello! There's really no way to tell, either your soulmate signs up or he/she doesn't.

>>32904384
There's so many people who want so many different things in a partner, you're already perfect for somebody out there. Just be patient until you find them. <3

>>32907485
If your match never replies let me know and I can add you back to be matched again! <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32910140 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)20:48:23'  && image=='1582918653326.jpg') {

'>>32905027
>>32907485
>>32909272
Messages like this make me scared that I got matched but the email got lost (gmail does weird shit sometimes).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32910462 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)23:56:00'  && image=='1706940494743016.png') {

'Bit the bullet and sent in my form, hopefully lady luck smiles on me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32910472 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)00:04:38') {

'Hi chanmm, just wondering if my submission went through. Many thanks!

Email: justgril********@proton.me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32911567 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)12:37:42') {

'>>32910046
Ok, emailing you now!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32911777 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)14:26:13') {

'nat***awp@protonmail, did you get my submission? I'll understand if I'm hard to find a match for.';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32914251 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)16:16:45') {

'>>32910472
>>32911777
Yes, got those <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32915724 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)07:27:14') {

'If we don't get a match can you send us a "what is wrong with you" report lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916268 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)12:47:10') {

'>>32830792
i sent one a while ago but im not actually sure if it went through or not, did you get one from reverieunder************@gmail.com?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916449 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)14:11:46') {

'>>32830792
How much longer will you be doing this for? Thinking about posting but the thread has been around for a bit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916607 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)15:38:14') {

'>>32830792
Just sent, I'm looking for a wife and children. Thank you op for doing this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917750 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)02:28:10') {

'>>32915724
I second this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917754 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)02:33:52') {

'>>32915724
>>32917750
third this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919064 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)18:03:26') {

'>>32917750
>>32915724
>>32917750
>>32917754
Sometimes there's just no one to match you with'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919075 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)18:13:32') {

'>>32830792
did you get a submission under to*****[email protected]?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919076 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)18:13:32') {

'>>32830792
>no trans or gay
:( (in the key of lonely lesbian major)'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919133 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)18:45:09') {

'>>32915724
There's nothing wrong with you, the right person for you just didn't sign up to the same thing on the same website at the same time as you. But if you want advice it's much better to ask somebody who knows you well.

>>32916268
>>32916359
>>32919075
Yes :)

>>32916607
Good luck <3

>>32916449
Still a while longer!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32920237 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)05:53:31') {

'>>32919076
If you want platonic, I could offer that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32920513 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)09:41:51') {

'>>32830792
Hi, I made a submission under vi********[email protected] abt a week or two ago
How long should I wait before assuming that no match was found and a response isn't coming?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922619 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)07:20:22') {

'Anybody has the link for the dating site exclusive for 4chan? It was something like "delicious app"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922635 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)07:31:09') {

'>>32922619
web.duolicious.app
There's no european women tho.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32923110 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)13:30:24'  && image=='Pallas cat super cute zoo.png') {

'Oh hey, I remember you!
She's pretty good at these matches, I do recommend her "services".
She found me a match (and a very good one on the surface) in October but she stopped answering, it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway considering we're in different countries and for other reasons I won't write here since they'd narrow down who I am a bit too much.
OP did very well (and very quickly) considering I live in a country that's definitely on the rarer side in /soc/.
Thank you and keep up the good work!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32924085 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)23:16:29') {

'I filled out one again. Last time OP matched me with one and then another after the first never answered. Neither ever replied but I appreciate the effort.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32924114 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)23:31:23') {

'Alright, Sent';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925708 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)14:59:28') {

'>>32919133
Thanks Chanmm!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926952 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)01:15:15') {

'sent one, here goes. i assume if there's any hits i'll get an email, right?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929310 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)03:58:08') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32930064 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)13:16:25') {

'>>32830792
Did you get a submission under josh*********[email protected]?'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32930568 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)17:58:48') {

'>>32920513
A match might show up all the way until the end of the thread. But many people abandon their throwaway emails, that's ok you're not obligated to keep waiting.

>>32923110
Thank you so much!! Very kind. <3

>>32924085
Ah, too bad.

>>32925708
<3

>>32926952
>>32930064
Yes!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931537 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)05:16:59') {

'Submitted an application.
Not getting my hopes up but thanks for trying OP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933242 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)23:45:51') {

'Once I've got matched, and I sent the email, for how long should I wait for a response?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933279 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)00:06:08') {

'>>32830792
Do you retain submissions from previous events? I sent in one last time, didn't end up getting matched with anyone but am still interested. Don't want to basically spam you if you're still using previous submissions anyways.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933559 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)03:31:51') {

'I guess I'll give this a try, interested to see if I get matched.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933579 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)03:50:53') {

'Interested in if this will result in anything, but let's try!

Sent one in as "Drea************[email protected]" Hopefully you got it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933946 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)09:32:49') {

'>>32830792
Please check your spam folder in your email.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32935767 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)05:06:04') {

'>>32843021
tested the links in virustotal
malicious and malware stay away folks

dr web known infection source
Webroot Phishing and Other Frauds

everyone is probably talking to the same person probably....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936015 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)08:34:18') {

'>>32830792
The person I got matched with still hasn't replied. I think my email went to their spam folder and they haven't checked it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936050 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)09:06:01') {

'Submitted because why not. **********[email protected]';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936088 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)09:36:34') {

'>>32830792
submitted on day 1 and still nothing it might actually be over'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936217 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)11:03:29') {

'That whole thing sounds extremely suspicious.';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936447 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)13:40:28') {

'>>32933242
>>32936015
Let me know if you've not gotten a reply in a couple of days and I'll try to find you another match! People giving up on their throwaway emails if they don't get a match straight away is sadly just a part of how this goes. I would say after three days the chance is low that they'll ever reply.

>>32933279
No, I don't have the ones from last time anymore.

>>32933579
Yes, thank you!

>>32936050
<3

>>32936088
Sorry!! I promise I'm still trying'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936453 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)13:41:59') {

'>>32931537
<3

>>32933559
Good luck!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936592 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)15:19:09') {

'>>32830792
just submitted mine j********[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938681 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)15:50:47') {

'hopefully you’ll find a match ^^ submitted under smy******[email protected]';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938734 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)16:22:07') {

'>>32830792
do you think you could present us with some statistics? I reckon you're probably busy as fetch but getting an idea of the sausage party ratio and how distant most people are from you would be neat.

Plus do you think you could save info for next round or send an auto email with a copy of our answers?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938795 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)16:52:15') {

'>>32830792
submitted with ne*****[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938835 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)17:18:33') {

'How much does it cost to buy a wife?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32940186 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)06:51:18') {

'>>32906700
You're cute, do you have Discord?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32942642 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)08:02:33') {

'>>32936447
Tuesday and it's almost dead again, feelsbadman. Anyway, do you think it'd be possible to get updates on your own website? And would you accept help reviewing profiles?'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943218 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)14:54:08') {

'>>32938681
<3

>>32938734
People already don't respond a lot of the time because they don't check their emails anymore, keeping submissions from last time would make that much more common still. And I want to keep it simple, I don't plan to do a lot of work or ask others to do a lot of work adding a lot of features to the website, it's working well enough.

>>32942642
I can't accept help reviewing profiles because I promised not to share peoples information that they entrust me with.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944249 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)02:04:07') {

'>>32943218
If I wanted to see a copy of my submission to see exactly what I put down, would that be possible? I'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944252 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)02:07:28') {

'>>32944249
Only if you're in the EU (and OP complies with the GDPR)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944463 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)05:29:45') {

'>>32830792
Hey, for whatever reason, spectrum is being a bitch about me seeing your site. Would you please kindly respond to the email sent by n*********[email protected]?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944505 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)06:01:18') {

'>>32936217
I've sent a submission before and still have all my organs, and have NOT been added to any additional government watchlists.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944522 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)06:15:32') {

'>>32830792
Submitted under w******[email protected]
Wish me luck!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944611 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)07:59:32') {

'Have I any chance to match with a french femanons or will I be the only non american?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944613 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)08:02:36') {

'Never got any reply. Unlucky';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944773 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)10:12:31') {

'>>32944613
I emailed someone a month ago and they just replied to me within the last week.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945040 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)13:32:01') {

'submitted under m*****[email protected]. Let me know if you had any problems! I'm pretty skeptical kek, but I think it's cool you do this kinda stuff anyways.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945047 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)13:36:40') {

'>>32944773
I meant that I never got matched with anyone. Guess there really are few European girls out there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945062 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)13:47:24') {

'>>32945047
You wouldn't know if you are matched. you would need to check your email and spam folders to check if a femanon got matched and emailed you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945071 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)13:51:31') {

'>>32945062
I know, I know. I've been trying for months and still nothing though, lol'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945404 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)17:01:55') {

'>>32944249
Yes, but you have to request it with the same email that you submitted to prove you're the same person.

>>32944463
Yes I've already responded!

>>32944522
Good luck! <3

>>32944611
There are people from all over the world.

>>32945071
You can email me if you like, to see what the problem could be, there might be something making it really difficult like for example not being able to relocate further than the neighboring town.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945517 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)18:06:41') {

'>>32945404
Ty, I just completed your form.

Hopefully it works!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945535 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)18:19:16'  && image=='sddefault.jpg') {

'Apply to be my gf here.

https://forms.gle/kjLZWUM1bHM4bDaF9'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945583 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)18:40:58'  && image=='cat paradise.png') {

'>https://discord.gg/a2uQKzCrrw

free matchmaking server!!!! com join :3;;#'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945680 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)19:15:34') {

'Boys, i got a match! She seams weird, but thats not unexpected for 4ch lmao.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945720 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)19:28:31') {

'>>32945680
Congrats anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945736 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)19:39:24') {

'hope you got my email as well anon had a problem with spectrum email was z***********[email protected]';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946022 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)22:00:03'  && image=='1698101916249880.jpg') {

'>>32830792
Wew, this is a surprising thread to see. Been lonely since Thanksgiving since my last /soc/ gf just outright up and disappeared. Hasn't been online since Thanksgiving, and the morbid doomer side of me thinks she died, but I'll never know for sure. I miss her very much, but I do gotta move on. And move on from the situation I was in in 2022, which nearly destroyed me. I carry the scars with me still, more literally than you think. So I do gotta move forward, but it's been a struggle.

Anyways, thanks for setting this up, OP. Guess I'll throw my name in the gamble. You should be able to identify me with a detail listed in his post and on the submission form.

Guess I'll cross my fingers here. Need companion gf now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946078 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)22:27:38'  && image=='b94.jpg') {

'I should make a dating app called arranged where you spend a while answering questionnaires and stuff and eventually you get told to go on a date with someone by assignment. I will try to gamify it a little to make it more interesting. I will call it Arangd
I think I would be pretty good at this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946200 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)23:37:09') {

'>>32946022
my email domain is the one with derpymail.org, btw. Just in case it gets filtered for being nonstandard.

>tfw so uncommon even this might be enough to dox me to those who have known my email before
haha...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946980 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)11:10:30') {

'>>32945404
>>32936592
did you get mine?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947394 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)14:58:18') {

'>>32830792
Threw my hat into this, genuinely curious to see where it goes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947416 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)15:14:00') {

'>>32830792

35 M Finnmark
>Favorite Music
prog rock, math rock, jazz, classic
>job
creative area
>staying for how long
1 month
>physical
nice thick beard, sexy, not very tall though
>looking for
biological f/m, non-degenerate, no trans, no blue-haired autists
>contact sess!on (remove underscore)
057d022dcf6bb74a3_
420725edd1c10bb83c5ab3c47_
e837114f5ddef13b3e2abf07'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948258 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)22:55:47') {

'>>32947416
Wrong thread :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32949287 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)12:42:55') {

'bumping';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32949982 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)19:31:16') {

'Just reminding OP that she's the best<3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32950020 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)19:55:26') {

'If I haven't gotten an email should I try again?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32950877 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)05:37:12') {

'hey stinkie';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32951347 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)12:17:15') {

'>>32950877
rude'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952034 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)18:51:11') {

'>>32830792
bump, women please for the love of god sign up so we can be matches

>>32946200
>derpymail
rofl kind of in disbelief that that is still operational, wow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952100 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)19:52:21') {

'>>32830792
Hello OP, thank you for doing this. Did you get a submission under pf*****@gmail.com?

Just making sure I put it under the right email cause my stupid antivirus blocked the page once I got to the done stage.

Thanks again.'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953376 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)12:33:55') {

'>>32945517
<3

>>32945680
Yay!

>>32946022
Thank you for the kind words. <3

>>32945736
>>32946980
>>32952100
Yes got it!

>>32949982
Aww thank you <3

>>32945736
There's multiple like that so, maybe?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953697 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)15:00:37') {

'>>32953376
thanks i hope you did it tried to block my post due to spectrum but i think it went through eventually but here’s to hoping but to double make sure i’ll add an extra letter or two for ya it’s zi**********[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953735 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)15:16:30') {

'Are you still doing this?
T. Just submitted mine'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953741 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)15:18:23') {

'To make sure did you get a don...proton.me email?';

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953885 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)16:27:44') {

'>>32953735
Yes, still going!

>>32953697
>>32953741
Yes got it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953906 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)16:37:10') {

'>>32946078
that sounds cool, can you email me when its completed? [email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953934 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)16:57:49') {

'I sent 2 in…
I accidentally hit enter and it’s submit the first time. My bad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953946 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)17:07:24') {

'>>32953885
You should consider that I am super sexy so I should get all the matches. Just important advice thanks <3

>>32953906
No, I am too retarded and will have forgotten about your email by then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32954056 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)18:09:23') {

'How many people do you typically get to submit?
I assume majority male'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32954350 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)21:09:23') {

'>>32954056
No females on the Internet etc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955297 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)08:09:10') {

'>>32946078
Inb4 serial killer signs up
inb4 I join and only get matched with troons and hamplanets
inb4 i accidentally become the serial killer after being told to date troons repeatedly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32957724 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)12:24:58') {

'>>32954350
there's a few'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32957780 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)12:54:39') {

'>>32830792
We are so back bros'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32957789 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)12:59:50') {

'>>32954350
i don’t participate, just lurk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32957874 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)13:42:19') {

'>>32955297
Don't blame me if you aren't cute anon, Its whats best for you :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32957895 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)13:54:17') {

'>>32860443
Same here, hope we get something'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958021 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)14:59:03') {

'>>32953376
thanks op my location is prob not what you are used to getting but i might as well give it a shot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958418 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)18:31:21') {

'>>32830792
sent from jam*****@protonmail.com'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958623 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)20:26:34') {

'>>32953376
OP did you ever get a submission from an email ending in with first and last initial H and 376? I can't really remember.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959807 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)12:37:20') {

'Friendly bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32962546 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)17:44:24') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32962562 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)17:50:53') {

'this is a data collecting thing, you're all so dumb. yes he can have real matches go through to make it look legit. yes he can have alts saying its good and bump his own thread. honestly, im partially happy that you dumbasses get fucked over, you deserve it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32962712 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)19:18:31') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32962722 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)19:25:16') {

'>>32962562
wow some tranny knows my state and age omg its joever bros... this shit doesnt work ive tried it 4 times with the most cast out net responses'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32962903 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)21:24:04') {

'>>32962562
Tbh who the fuck cares anymore. Your phone collects your data, your pc collects your data, other peoples' phones collect your data, anything beyond 2007 collects your data. Inflation will rise across all Western countries, wars will continue to rage, not one of us has a promising future mate. May as well play the equivalent of the lottery on literally anything at this point.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32963036 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)22:55:19') {

'>>32962562
Literally all it collects is age and state and a burner e-mail.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32963132 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)00:07:16') {

'>>32957874
You're saying what's best for me is to become a serial killer and murder your customers? I don't think that's good for either of us.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32963168 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)00:32:58') {

'>>32963132
No I would never do that, you will learn to settle the way you are supposed to/ Believe it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964772 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)19:49:37') {

'>>32830792
Anyone have any luck so far?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964840 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)20:20:00') {

'>>32860423
>This is my first time doing this and it's happening to me, 3+ days and nothing. I maybe should've written a more detailed intro email but oh well
What kind of reply were you hoping for?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965048 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)22:25:43'  && image=='FNBpX3PXsAUCnXR.jpg') {

'Sent from ze*****[email protected]
Hopefully there are some people from EU'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965527 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)03:51:10') {

'>>32830792
Hi chanm, thanks for doing this! I forgot to add I own a cat and he is staying for good in my questionnaire, any chance you can add it? My mail was *ooping240@pa*.net, and I'm from Denmark'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968319 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)12:21:20') {

'>>32830792
I accidentally submitted an incomplete questionnaire, and now the site doesn't allow me to use the same email to submit a proper one. My email is a****.***.****[email protected]

Any chance you could delete the profile? I'd rather not use a backup email address, I check it infrequently enough as it is.'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968639 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)15:04:23') {

'>>32958021
Good luck!

>>32958623
Yes!

>>32963036
Yes and you don't have to be specific with location if you don't want to. And everything is optional.

>>32964772
Yes, some matches have gone very well this round. More than last time already.

>>32965527
No problem <3

>>32968319
Okay, deleted.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968644 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)15:05:48') {

'F in chat boys. My match only wanted to know why we were matched before ANY messages were exchanged between us. Me thinks she was a HE wondering why he didnt get matched the last 5 times lol.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968960 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)17:40:42') {

'>>32962562
Yeah cause this brief questionnaire is gonna be so valuble. Might be worth a whole dollar to an advertising agency. Forget the fact your phone actively easdrops on your every conversation you have. Your home is no longer private, your thoughts are no longer private. Pretty soon the feds will have cameras inside your colon the way things are going.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969415 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)22:01:31') {

'>>32968644
>He actually got a match
I will be alone forever'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969459 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)22:20:54') {

'>>32830792
did you get one from s****[email protected]?

Do most people seem like "normal" people but with social issues? (shyness, social anxiety etc)
or do many have more serious issues?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969629 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)00:02:20') {

'>>32969415
Just b urself, you’ll make it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32970249 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)07:36:23') {

'>>32968639
Thank you, I've just re-submitted now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971244 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:46:13') {

'>ASL
20/F/eu

>describe yourself
- 160cm dark hair dark eyes pale
-mentally unstable.
-can't control my obsessiveness when I get feelings for someone.
(It is extreme)
-kinda introvert
-i hate showing what I look like right away so be patient
-virgin

>hobbies/interests
Not much hobbies, really Into true crime & conspiracy theories

>looking for
-friends/maybe something long term
(I say maybe cuz I hate things being forced lol)
- ! long distance is fine !
- looks don't matter that much
- perferbly 10cm taller then me or more is fine (170cm+)
-age range (19-27)

>not looking for
lgbtq people, trans men/women, black, people who get offended easily


>tag; xxxler'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971811 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)01:11:51') {

'>>32968639
Thank you!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32972711 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)14:05:52') {

'>>32968639
Just curious, roughly how many applications have you gotten so far? Like in the hundreds?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32973106 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)17:45:39') {

'>>32830792
This shit is so fucking stupid, there's going to be 10 girls for 1000 guys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32973127 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)18:05:06') {

'>>32973106
I'd check my email daily for a 1% chance. What's so stupid?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32973162 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)18:27:30') {

'>>32973127
because it's more like 0.0001% chance'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32973308 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:42:50') {

'>>32973162
Nah, one of the previous mentioned over a hudnred matches. Pretty good considering how many near worthless people are on this board.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975354 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)20:41:25') {

'>>32830792
Submitted d*****[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976433 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)12:21:27') {

'Hey, >>32830792
I was pretty rough on myself in my submission because I just got dumped a bit before because I didn't want to change career paths to the military for someone I'd known for a relatively short time. How bad is that gonna affect my match chances?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976565 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)14:00:04') {

'Submitted, a********[email protected]

Thank you, chanmm. Your work is appreciated <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976678 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)15:35:41') {

'>>32971244
where in europe?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979191 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)16:54:11') {

'>>32830792
I forgot to add hobbies,
what do?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32980668 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)09:46:30') {

'>>32830792
I'm doing another one because I tarded it up. Don't give the one a match that added no hobbies lol.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981317 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)17:13:58') {

'>>32830792
I messed up as fu****@hotmail.** and reapplied as sv********@hotmail.**

Thanks for doing this!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981379 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)17:58:16') {

'>>32830792
>I love you all!
<3 u 2 anonnette'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981540 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)19:24:52'  && image=='1708412505632891.gif') {

'Thanks for doing this, I'd be really happy to find someone.
I don't anticipate much since I long ago gave up the notion of having actual long lasting relationship but nonetheless it's really nice of you.

I just hope I didn't fuck anything up, sorry to be a bother but did you get a form from gim93c at gmail?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32983245 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)17:56:28') {

'>>32969459
Yes got it!
There are all kinds of different people, a few of them do have serious issues yes. But that doesn't meant they can't get matched.

>>32970249
<3

>>32972711
Yes, many hundreds.

>>32976433
It depends what you said exactly, but it's probably no big deal.

>>32976565
<3

>>32979191
>>32980668
Okay, no worries!

>>32981317
Noted. Thank you!

>>32981379
<3

>>32981540
Yes, got it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984829 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)13:10:55') {

'>>32983245
The links. It’s not working'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985511 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)20:11:11') {

'>>32830792
Both times Ive tried it when I finish and submit it the website suddenly stops working. I feel like it didn't go through at all'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985569 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)20:58:15') {

'Thank you so much for offering something like this. You rock.

I've submitted a form from h***********[email protected].'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985632 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)21:33:31') {

'Tganks for doing something like this, anonette, many cases of people doing this just to send troll mail etc.
Just typing in to ask, did you get my submission from ta**********[email protected]?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985903 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)23:48:59') {

'Tfw no match still';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989481 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)19:13:27') {

'>>32985903
check your spam folder.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989631 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:11:48') {

'>>32989481
Nope :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989944 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)23:03:15'  && image=='nicole3.9.24 by galazzx on DeviantArt.jpg') {

'Thank you chammonette,,,

Made a submission under

ma*********@live.com'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989969 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)23:15:58'  && image=='79bb4f6fb25ebf01682cbc99daf1b709.jpg') {

'Just submitted. This always ends up being a shit show and I get matched with reddit dorks that I can't stand to speak to but soc seems to have some new people floating around so maybe I'll get lucky.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992584 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)05:05:05') {

'first post. I just submitted thank you for your hard work.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992786 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)08:01:25') {

'why do guys give up so easily?

chanmm found me a good match but he doesn't care to respond sadge :c'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992877 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)09:20:02') {

'>>32992786
Because nobody else applying to this would ever be from Japan.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992924 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)09:46:04') {

'>>32992877
yes im glad the japanese aren't into these losers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993066 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)11:31:19') {

'>>32945040
put my brain to rest -- did you actually get mine? can't help but feel I didn't put my mail in right kek.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993223 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)13:25:18') {

'>>32993066
I haven’t got a match either, I didn’t expect one though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993242 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)13:42:18') {

'Tysm! Submitted under wo**********@gmail.com';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993297 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)14:25:44') {

'>>32993242
no luck here too and I’m the 0.01% lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993515 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)16:32:27') {

'I just sent in
hi***@protonmail.com
Would be nice to get a confirmation that it got through

Just wanna say thanks for taking the time to do this matchmaking thing, even if nothing might come out of it, it was fun answering the questions'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32995705 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)16:08:40') {

'>>32983245
If this is legit thanks for doing this. Hopefully you'll get a submission from mi********[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32995808 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)17:08:28') {

'>>32946078
It'll be like every single other dating site, 95% male userbase, 95% of 'females' are catfishes, 95% of the remaining females are prostitutes soliciting their onlyfans, and the tiny fraction of women who don't fit into these categories are so choosy that they just spend all day swiping right on every single guy who matches with them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32996579 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)00:18:25') {

'>>32983245
>many hundreds
>not even one match
HurtsJustALittle.jpg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32997631 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)12:27:20') {

'>>32995808
You weren't cat fished. No one is cat fishing on this. The women are real.'
;

}

if(FocaArpa - The Bolivarian (Ask me about Discord) && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32997741 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)13:20:54') {

'>>32830792
>https://chanmm.crabdance.com/
Yo, I just finished, did you get it from me? I'm the Latino nationalist guy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32997798 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)14:00:38') {

'>>32995808
This is probably true, but I fill it out anyway, what choice do we have?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32997824 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)14:23:14') {

'>>32997798
Well there’s a lot of threads on here where you can at least get practice talking to people of the opposite sex. Maybe you’ll get lucky as well.'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998027 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)16:25:58') {

'>>32984829
>>32985511
You can email me if you have problems with the website and I'll try to help. The website is very simple and basic so any problems are likely because of your internet provider.

>>32985569
<3

>>32985632
>>32993066
>>32993515
>>32995705
>>32997741
Yes, got it! <3

>>32989944
Thank you! :)

>>32992584
<3

>>32995808
I've done this several times and I've never encountered any catfishes or people advertising anything unless they were really good at hiding it. And there is no swiping, you normally get matched with just one person. I make exceptions sometimes but not often.
The downside to that is that there is a big chance you don't get a match at all, but when you do it's I hope a much better match than you would get from a normal dating app.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998221 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)17:53:02') {

'>>32968644
Nice digits. You should ask Chann how long ago you actually got matched and how long it took for you to finally reply from the date you got initially matched. Then you can wonder what else could have happened in that time it took for you to finally respond. I know you probably think you responded fairly quickly but I promise it wasn't as quick as you thought.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998298 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)18:31:30') {

'tfwnogf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998482 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)20:10:03') {

'>>32998027
>>32997631

I was talking about dating apps.'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998578 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)21:00:49') {

'>>32998482
You're right! *facepalm* I should have read your post more carefully.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998699 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)22:09:24'  && image=='1656355591648.png') {

'>>32998027
Hey, while you're still (hopefully) here, do you mind verifying if you did in fact receive my submission? You replied to me in-thread, but I don't think you affirmed anything about receiving my submission for sure.

I'm the derpymail anon.

If so and you do have it, is it possible to add/edit a small thing into it? Something I realized I didn't but want to specify.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998710 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)22:17:45') {

'>>32983245
Still no match :(, I expected that though'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998713 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)22:18:06') {

'>>32998699
Hello! Yes I did get it, if you want to make a small change you can email me about it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998719 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)22:19:24') {

'>>32998713
Awesome. Sending one here in a few moments. Anticipate a new email from me in the next several minutes. Thanks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998750 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)22:36:20') {

'>>32998719
>>32998713
Ok sent. Pls let me know if it was received.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32999237 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)03:37:20') {

'>>32998027
I have sent an app with t***t***g*******[email protected]! Could I please know when you recieve it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32999551 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)07:44:53') {

'I am a femanon who applied over a month ago and forgot her login. I got my match and just emailed them so if you haven't received a match and have a proton mail please check it :)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000726 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)18:21:58') {

'>>32999551
If he doesn't respond within 2 weeks I will claim you for myself. (He won't because he's using a throw away email that he forgot about and he's not smart enough to check the spam forlder)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001613 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)02:31:27') {

'Fuck it. I submitted one. Better than trying an app again.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33002975 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)19:42:06') {

'>>33001613
try both. that's what my fiance did.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33003294 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)22:47:43') {

'>>33002975
>fiance
So which one ended up working better?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33003677 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)03:16:12'  && image=='1707404492220212.jpg') {

'So basically, since this shit never works, let me just capitalize on this soon to be dead thread

>ASL
26/M/Eastern EU
>about you
Misanthropic nature enjoyer, creative, antisocial but outwardly polite, until I'm not
>interests/hobbies
Gore content, mask making, weapon collecting, pumpkin carving, crow observing, wildlife photography on occasion, drawing on occasion, writing my thoughts into a journal, occasional sewing, cannibalism.
>looking for
Preferably a long term relationship with a fellow misanthrope with respect for nature, who wants to escape human society one day, that happens to be a girl. Bonus points for paleness and eye circles
>not looking for
Males, pacifists, anthropocentrists, normals
>open to meetups?
Yes
>contact
heraldofcrows'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006222 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:04:19') {

'This doesn’t seem to work for me. There’s really no connection with anyone, perhaps it’s my fault.

Maybe dating irl is easier and I’d suggest male anons to try that route too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006225 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:05:40') {

'Despite that, chanmm is really doing a great service to us. Which I thank her a lot';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006229 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:06:44') {

'>>33006222
>>33006225
What happen?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006253 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:16:39') {

'>>33006229
My few first matches don’t respond, and the extra ones (chanmm kindly provided) that do, don’t seem to have the same goals aligned or take it seriously. No biggie tho, I didn’t come with high expectations.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006265 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:20:55') {

'>>33006253
Hmm, if you don't mind sharing, without revealing anything that might dox you, think you could share a sample of your profile? I'm curious to see.

Also speaking of samples, chanmm, do you think you could run through some anonymized stats on all the submissions so far, including past submissions and such? Just basic demographic kind of things, like average/median age, gender ratio, geographic numbers, etc.

I'd love to see that. I love 4stats.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006296 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:39:09') {

'>>33006265
I don’t think it’s necessar to air myself out here anymore. I appreciate you trying to help. If you wanna talk to me directly tho, I can leave my contact.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006306 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:43:19') {

'>>33006296
>If you wanna talk to me directly tho, I can leave my contact.
Yeah that'd be nice. Just briefly at least. Curious to hear how it all went down. Discord?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006311 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:47:32') {

'>>33003677
That's because you're awful cornix'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006330 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:57:46') {

'>>33006306
discord is autojurs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007732 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)03:05:42') {

'>>33006253
you have to be a woman to have gotten matched so Many times.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007751 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)03:24:31') {

'>>33007732
I do wonder how the ratio is here compared to other threads. I’ve only been waiting a few weeks but I did make my application a little picky as a guy. Not sure how long it would take someone with lower standards with more options. I’ve tried other threads too but get ghosted every time, weird since on Tinder I have some pretty beautiful girls liking men but I want someone more autistic than anyone on there seems to be, so I feel pretty screwed as far as dating prospects go.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33009073 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)20:20:41') {

'>>33007751
I have a funny feeling that you'd really rather not know the orders of magnitude involved, anon...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33009084 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)20:26:50') {

'>>32830792
Hi, I think I submitted mine to this before, just wanted to make sure before I submit anything, did you get a submission from j********[email protected]?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33009097 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)20:33:01') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010747 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)15:58:20') {

'check your emails boys

hope he responds'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010889 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)17:31:43') {

'>>32830792
I think I responded to another thread but do you have n*********@gmail.com in there? May be Hotmail don't remember what address I used. Do you keep entries between threads?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33012590 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)13:13:32') {

'When i saw the questions i thought it would take me 15 minutes, but it took me over an hour. Really makes you think! I was actually afraid the form would time out and i'd lose all i'd written..

Btw, if i understood correctly you have to resubmit every time the thread closes and a new opens, so its non transferable right?
What if someone from this thread is a perfect match for someone 3 threads ago, do you sometimes make an exception and make a match?
Thank you for doing this.'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33012632 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)13:38:28') {

'>>32999237
Yes I got it!

>>33006222
I definitely recommend dating in real life too! This doesn't work for everyone.

>>33006225
<3

>>33006265
I won't use the information people submitted for anything other than matching, even if it would be anonymous in theory.

>>33009084
>>33010889
There's more than one like that, so maybe haha.
No I don't keep entries, they're deleted when the thread ends.

>>33012590
No I don't make exceptions because I delete all the data from previous threads for privacy reasons. And after so much time usually people stop checking their throwaway emails anyway.
Thank you for taking part <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33012785 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)15:01:30') {

'>>33012632
I dont know when this thread will close up but eventually I will probably drop my info again for the next one, its been two or so months since I last checked in on the thread but I always get a bit of excitement when I check my email for some reason'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015342 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)18:37:58') {

'>>33012785
For sure, even if (hypothetically) OP isnt matching anyone with anyone, it still feels so good to think that you've put it out there into the void, that hypothetically a soulmate can be there every time you open your inbox, gives a small dopamine hit.
Then i get depressed thinking about the eventuality OP has in fact matched me with someone but the other person went "eww" and never bothered to contact, and i'll never know im not even in the running anymore.
BTW op, if i can ask, if you could just eyeball guesstimate the gender ratio from what you've seen so far, 1 F in every how many M? 1-10? maybe more?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015639 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:08:09') {

'>>32830792
submitted mine from 1***********[email protected]

this is cool you are a cool person OP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33016221 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)04:14:17') {

'>>33010747
He hasn't responded :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33016265 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)04:55:07') {

'>>32830792
Sent it in just to see what actually happens. Good luck everyone!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33016286 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)05:30:07') {

'I accidentally submitted mine too early, but oh well. Hope it gets me somewhere.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33016319 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)05:53:20') {

'>>33012632
>+yw0iAM0
Hey OP was wondering if you got an email from T***K***[email protected]? I'm super excited to see if you come up with anything'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33018137 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)01:03:53') {

'>>33009073
Youre probably right, I can be patient though. How does the email thing even work anyway? The girl receives all your answers and chooses whether or not they want to message back?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33019254 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)15:26:20'  && image=='DLYcIEbVoAAky_x.jpg') {

'>tfw no response';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33020431 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)05:04:30'  && image=='1711365943133616.gif') {

'>tfw no match';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33020991 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)12:49:22') {

'>>32830792
I sent an app with the email hdd****[email protected]. Doesn't seem too active but it's worth a shot, got nothing better to do.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021022 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)13:04:55') {

'>>32830792
Just sent one in, thank you for your efforts, I really appreciate the chance!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021797 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)21:57:27'  && image=='2E8F278A-881F-4208-8024-B2FD90EF8763.jpg') {

'>>32830792
Looking for cute ebony girls, thick brunettes, and thick girls.
Disc is sealed777'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021815 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)22:03:35') {

'>>33020431
Real shit, maybe someday OP will find a match for me, but I was probably too vague'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021852 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)22:19:00') {

'>>32830792
Hello there, I sent you a submission under f*****a.v**********[email protected].

Lemme know if you got it. I can give more contact details if needed^^'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021862 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)22:23:23') {

'>>32836835
One of these days people will pester Iratu into making that lolicon dating site people think they want, despite how ut will just be the biggest federal honeypot since the KKK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33022919 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)12:51:38') {

'>>32830792
Submitted on d*****sh****3*@gmail.com

It's an email I do not use often but I will check it every week or so. What is the usual wait time, if any, for a match? I fear not seeing their email or likely forgetting about this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026209 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)22:02:18'  && image=='85bc07ffaa994056f1963200af69d07b.jpg') {

'Welp put my hat in the ring to. Hope ya find my Ramona Flowers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026863 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)05:32:42') {

'>>32830792
I submitted one under j***if****[email protected] and hope fortune finds me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028458 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)23:29:56'  && image=='1670727265118193.gif') {

'>>32830792
Submitted under d**el*******[email protected]. Let's see what happens.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029624 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:49:24') {

'>>32830792
Hey Chanmm, thanks for what you do. Hope you’re still doing it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030014 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)17:09:29') {

'Okay, let's try this again.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031555 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)09:30:17') {

'can i resubmit if my match and i only talk for like a day before they ghost me?
>tfw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032774 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)21:45:48') {

'>>33031555
Atleast you got a match, bro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034377 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)18:16:07') {

'sent';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33036533 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)18:59:45') {

'sent one just now!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039086 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)02:28:25') {

'>been that long that I genuinely forgot about this thread
>finally get an email at around midnight
>we talk a bit
>i say i'm going to bed and we can talk later
>never responds again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039137 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:09:08') {

'i would do this but i cba, it's been proven that any woman ain't good enough for me anyway so i'm doomed

and if they are good enough for me, even if they're into me, they have a boyfriend lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039140 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:10:14') {

'>>33039137
or they live in bumfuck nowhere 5000 miles away, i forgot about that one'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040421 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)18:22:07') {

'>>33012785
<3

>>33015639
Thank you <3

>>33016221
Let me know over email and I can try to match you again!

>>33016319
Yes got it!

>>33018137
No I don't share your answers with anyone unless given explicit permission, not even with your match. Sometimes I will ask if it's ok to share some of your answers with a potential match.

>>33021022
<3

>>33021852
Yes got it!

>>33022919
It varies a lot.

>>33026209
Good luck!

>>33029624
I am still doing it!

>>33031555
Just email me to let me know, you don't have to do the whole questionnaire again.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042862 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)21:01:53') {

'>>33040421
I sent you an email about resubmitting my application since the match quickly didn't go anywhere.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043314 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:40:44') {

'>>32830792
Submitted under ****[email protected]
Not sure if it's 100% clear I want guys only'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043325 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:48:49') {

'I submitted one a number of weeks back under [email protected]. Can you confirm it was received?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043397 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:46:55') {

'>>33040421
am I allowed to redo the questionnaire even if I've already done it in this thread?
I don't like how I've described myself in it and want to change some things..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043577 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)05:33:01'  && image=='5053491_0.jpg') {

'Submitted under [email protected]
Doubt anything will come out of this, but is interesting nonetheless!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044838 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:25:03') {

'>>33040421
Mind if I resubmit a questionnaire? I feel like I have a little bit of a better handle on what I want out of a partner'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047238 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)23:34:20') {

'>>33040421
i submitted a week or so ago and want to clear up that im fine relocating if its in the same country
[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048721 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:47:42') {

'>>33040421
Do you consider older applications when matching people? I submitted mine at the beginning of the thread and I am still checking my email.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048743 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)19:04:23') {

'This is a giant thread, lol. Let's see if it works';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048936 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)21:20:41') {

'OP have you responded to h************[email protected]?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050911 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)21:41:40') {

'>>32830792
Ok I submitted again, why not. OP you should really add a hispanic entry to the race selection for spics like me. I said I'm white, but I'm definitely not'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054063 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:05:00') {

'>>32830792 (OP)

Thank you for your work. Idon't know that this gonna work, but it's something fun to do and to discover. v****[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054304 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:50:32') {

'>>32830792
Submitted. Thanks for your work, even if it doesn't work i appreciate your gesture, you're /our/girl.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054556 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:46:34') {

'is OP still maintaining this thread?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054719 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:51:10') {

'>>32830792
Bumping
OP is thread kil?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33055189 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:36:27') {

'>>32830792
I sent you an email from le***********[email protected]
Could you send me an email if you couldnt match me with anyone by the end of the process?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056824 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:58:32') {

'>>32933579
Bumping this.

Have I simply not been matched? It's been like two months now... :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057047 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:38:01') {

'>>33056824
Three months for me, dude. Either we haven't been matched, or our matches didn't write us.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057462 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:01:09'  && image=='1702137011599466.jpg') {

'>>33057047
>>33056824
Reminder that the dating market is fucked up and we have it harder than most women.

Which is why there is much more men than girls using this matchmaking service, which means that most men here won't ever get a match. Ever.

Waiting for a match to come is unhealthy. You guys should literally forget about this matchmaking service right after submitting.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057483 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:16:51') {

'>>33057462
>should literally forget
Eh, I would keep it on the back burner. Same with reaching out through all the different threads on here. Whether it's this site or somewhere else, you'll find someone eventually. Can't put all your eggs in one basket.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057652 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:10:24') {

'>>33057462
Don't even worry about a pure or lifelong wife.
That shits gone modern day.
The dating markets so messed up you'll be lucky to get a prositute as a temporary 15 year wife if you're lucky.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057804 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:19:50') {

'>>33057462
Just start dating each other lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059344 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:09:55') {

'>>33059283
anon chill the fuck out'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059353 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:11:44'  && image=='1701717012750280.png') {

'>>33059158
>>33059174
>>33059196
>>33059199
>>33059231
>>33059237
>>33059283
natural selection in progress'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059852 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:57:49') {

'>>33057462
well what i dont understand is why men dont just go out in person and actually approach and talk to women. I know its hard, it always has been, supposedly. But that's what people did back in the day, whats stopping people now? Youre not gonna get convicted of rape for talking to someone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060268 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)06:29:27') {

'>>33059852
even back in the day you didn't just walk up to someone and ask them out
your parents didn't do it, your grandparents didn't do it and neither did theirs
its like getting a job, you have to have connections and then you're set up for one
rich get golden parachutes
the poor die alone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060666 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:27:38') {

'>>33059852
>what i dont understand is why men dont just go out in person and actually approach and talk to women
Have you ever tried this?'
;

}

if(chanmm && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061020 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:41:49') {

'>>33042862
Yes I think I replied, if I didn't just email me again, I never don't respond on purpose.

>>33043325
Yes I did receive it and I'm still trying to find someone for you! Sorry for the wait!

>>33043397
>>33044838
Just email me about it and I can fix it for you, no need to redo the whole questionnaire.

>>33047238
Okay, noted!

>>33048721
Yes I do.

>>33048936
No match yet on that profile sorry.

>>33050911
Okay I'll add that next time, thank you for the feedback!

>>33054063
<3

>>33054304
Thank you!

>>33054556
Yes!

>>33054719
No!

>>33055189
Okay I'll try to remember.

>>33056824
Not yet but I'm still trying!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061350 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:59:41') {

'>>33060666
why would i talk to women'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061972 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:41:11') {

'>>33061020
Hey chanmm, it's been a couple months now for me. I'm the derpymail entrant. Has anyone even come close to becoming a match, or were my demands too limiting? Just wanna ask cause while I did wanna give it a shot, coming on over two months now just makes me feel perhaps I'm just too unique a soul and maybe there isn't one whom I'll meet here. Something I'd have to leave to fate on a chance encounter irl or something, if that makes sense.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062094 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:07:18') {

'>>33061972
What are the demands?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062096 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:08:18') {

'>>33061020
Did you receive ki****@gmail.com'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062098 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:09:18') {

'>>33062094
I mean, outside of personal preferences which would not be a dealbreaker, my biggest demands were pretty much the same as almost any other guys'.

>Not fat/obese
>no copious amounts of tattoos
>not a slut (body count of more than three within a certain age limitation

Like those are pretty much my hard limits.Everything else I can grow onto.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062111 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:15:18') {

'>>33062098
Bodycount should be less than 3?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062119 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:17:14') {

'>>33062111
Yeah. Depending on age limit. By 18, it shouldn't be more than 1, by age 24, it shouldn't be more than 2, and by age 28, it shouldn't be more than 3. And all those body counts should only be through legitimate relationships where effort was made, and not one night stand bullshit.

yeah, I know it's idealistic in the modern age, but objectively it's not unreasonable either. Tried to find a common ground and all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062136 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:33:06') {

'>>33062119
Can you explain why you have these dealbreakers? Is it religious?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062141 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:35:59') {

'>>33062119
This woman should have sex with one man every 4 years? She is awaiting alone for 1460 nights because you haven't showed up in her life yet? And she will recognize you instantly because you're "too unique of a soul"?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062150 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:39:29') {

'>>33062136
No, not religious, though for the religious types it would certainly be shared in feeling. It's just an innate reason I have.

I'm not fat, so I don't want a fat partner (for all the psychological reasons that entails which I won't go into here), because it's not fair to me, unless I'm specifically seeking that out.

I don't like tattoos for a similar reason as the fat thing. I don't have tattoos, I don't want a partner who is covered in scribbles that look awful on skin.

And lastly, same as for the aformentioned, I don't have a high partner count, so I don't want a partner who has a high partner count. likewise for similar reasons for the above two reasons. In an extremely brief phrase (lack of restraint).

>>33062141
>This woman should have sex with one man every 4 years?
What exactly do you mean by this? Does this seem unreasonable to you?

>She is awaiting alone for 1460 nights because you haven't showed up in her life yet?
Possible for me, should be possible for someone else. Unless I'm literally a god or something, Though I'm pretty sure I'm not.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062160 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:48:07') {

'>>33062150
Well you could persist with this attitude of having "demands" or adjust your expectations'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062163 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:50:00') {

'>>33062160
>or adjust your expectations

>>33062119
>yeah, I know it's idealistic in the modern age, but objectively it's not unreasonable either. Tried to find a common ground and all.

I'm not expecting perfect. I'm expecting reasonable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062174 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:59:33') {

'>>33062163
Reasonable people don't dwell there.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062178 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)04:02:01') {

'>>33062174
Some do, but they lurk.

I would know. I don't post often, but I have at least a few times been approached by women who didn't post, but saw me anyways.

Possible, but not always probable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33063227 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:44:09'  && image=='gordon, im tired.jpg') {

'>>33059852
you know I don't even have problem with talking to women. But I can't find a woman that I would be interested in, sure there are plenty of women I see daily that are cute but I don't know any that have any characteristics that I want in a woman such as:
>extroverted but can still be quiet at times.
>brutally honest
>assertive
>strong willed
>open minded to new ideas, within reason
>foul mouth, foul mind but sensetive heart
I have yet to meet a woman who has at least one of those traits.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33063662 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:45:17') {

'>>33063227
lol i pretty much have all of those traits. But i have bad traits as well, as other good ones. If you havent met anyone eith even ONE of those qualities idk what to tell you, because there are plenty of women like that. heck, id say a good portion are so either youve got some delulu standards or youre just not looking hard enough. You need to get to know people and have friends, that's how youre going to meet someone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33063753 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:20:52') {

'>>33063662
>But i have bad traits as well, as other good ones
I forgave my parents a lot of their bad traits that lead to my bad childhood; I hold no malice towards them; so Im reasonably confident that I can forgive bad traits in other people too.
>You need to get to know people and have friends, that's how youre going to meet someone
Yeah, I agree, that's true, and that's the hardest part to be honest. I have trouble opening up and therofore creating any relationships. Its extreamly exhausting because I have to calculate every word just so I don't misspoke or my message is misunderstood and misinterpreted, its beyond tantalizing trying to connect with someone just to say one wrong word at wront time or at wrong tone which ineviteably leads me towards being seen like scoundrel.
As for others, maybe im surrounded by normies because only non normie girl I met before was my ex who also is posting on 4chan, but that was first and last woman I met that had close resemblance to anything I wanted in a woman
Tell you what, if you wish to help me find such person or prove me wrong that I do not want a woman like that here's my discord (lifeisfunny.) (including the dot) Or you can just post here but Im going to sleep right now so i might miss it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064889 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:34:22') {

'Rip, my match messaged me yesterday, i replied, but nothing back after 24hrs
One canister of hopium pls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068615 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:27:21') {

'>>33064889
The same happened to me, it hurts since we never even really got talking.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068733 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)07:22:21'  && image=='1550737010702.png') {

'>>33064889
>>33068615
At least you guys got a match, you're the winners amongst us, losers !'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069285 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:26:53') {

'>>32830792
submitted from non*********@proton.me
thank u anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070212 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)00:11:04') {

'these are all fake replies, fuck off.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070425 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:12:01') {

'>>33068733
I would have preferred not getting my hopes up like that, but I suppose I could try looking at it in a positive way.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073429 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:24:59') {

'>>32830792
submitted as "cr***********[email protected]" and I understand if you can't find anyone due to remoteness.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073752 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:01:56'  && image=='1693395517792044.png') {

'>A/S/L
21, M, North West UK
>Interests/hobbies
Reading writing, Fallout, history, FishTank, friends, e-girls, food, TV Shows, traveling
>Your own description
I’m getting kinda chubby so wanna loose weight. a hopeless romantic. Some people look up to me as an ultra giggachad that has sex and does cool things, living exciting life, others think I’m a creepy weird shy little incel fag. I think I’m normal but a little different, and kind of a loser (but managed to get engaged once).
>What you're looking for
People to get lost in conversation with, to click with, lifelong friends. VC fairly early on, as deep connections cannot be formed over just text like come on, you could have the completely wrong idea of who the person you are talking to is if it just over text, take Samuel Benjiman, who lied the entire time about being on NoFap and not drinking alcohol. Would be cool if our politics aligned, for me is the stereotypical edgy pol stuff, stuff which would get you cancelled and shunned if you said irl. Saying that I don’t mind if you are gay or trans, as long as you are not super pro LGBT+, I have gay and trans friends. Preferably from the UK or similar time zones would be good, but I’ll talk to people from anywhere in the world. If you live close enough I would be really happy to meet up, I’ve done it with anons before. A classic femcel who happens to live within a 20 minute walk from me who wants to hang out in the woods smoking cigarettes at night would be perfect but I know that is not going to happen.
>What you're NOT looking for
What seems like 99% of soc which is people who add then don’t say anything, people who won’t vc, people who blank within the first few days (if you do this to people do not add me), dry people who respond with ‘?’ or 1 word answers or take days to respond, black guys, people who are obsessed with religion, super childish left wing, LGBT+ obsessed folks, horny men who just wanna f me.
>Socials & tags
barrrelrriderrr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073787 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:23:28') {

'Don't forget to check your mails people';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073964 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:25:05') {

'damn i always see these threads when they're about to hit bump limit
hopefully OP is still matching'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075429 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:05:28') {

'If things don't work out can you ask to be added back into the rotation or do you have to wait for the next thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076070 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:20:40'  && image=='Zoobooks+Dinosaurs+Chris+La+Porte+Better+Writing.jpg') {

'>>33075429
Was wondering this as well. Just sent mine.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076538 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:16:44') {

'I applaud OP's effort but lets be real, OP has never entertained the question that's been asked numerous times about the gender ratio of the applicants, probably because its pretty plain what it is and we dont need the demoralisation.

Say you have 90 guys for every 10 girl applicants, they're going to be assigned to the most "normal sounding" guys that vaguely fit the description and the rest of you statistically never had a chance.
Even if it was 50/50 a lot would not get matched just because of regular personality mismatches, when its 90/10 on top of that, you're playing an extreme game, statistically speaking.
If you typed in something weird, had some odd preference or arent really a catch yourself, why would OP throw a precious girl applicant to you?

I'm not even hating, but the true purpose of the thread is to just act as a wishing well, you get to toss your coin in and dream.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076641 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:32:42') {

'>>33076538
It doesn't work like that at all. And I don't care to explain how or why I know. Just keep in mind some of these women also have strange or weird things about them, and they seemingly get matched with guys who closest fit them.
>t. Caught my fiance on here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077781 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:52:59') {

'>>33076641
>is in the 1%
>doesnt work like that bro look how i got a fiance
Do you have no self awareness or do you really believe your n=1 is how things work because it happened for you? Do you understand basic statistics or do you also believe that meeting a fiance is also perfectly normal experience for these threads?

Obviously if one of the girl applicants writes something weird and only one of the 90 weirdos also happens to write it there you go, you passed the luck check. Doesnt change the fact that 89 others get left without, no matter what (thus, it still does work like that). Heck even if there was 10 guys who wrote the weird thing then OP would just have to make a judgement call to whom to assign the person, and still only one gets would get the match and still 89 get left without. You'd be even luckier to be assigned under these circumstances. Whichever it was you passed the luck check that in the same thread a girl wrote the same specific strange thing you wrote about yourself, so congrats on not being in the 89. But do you at least have the cognitive ability to understand that there is no permutation where 90 guys get assigned 10 girls even before you start considering how they filled in their profiles? I could get assigned someone i'll marry here as well but at least realise the reality of the situation at large.
This is simply a result of 1-1 matching between imbalanced sets, you would need a surjection to even theorethically be able to map everyone, again before even considering content of profiles which would further limit things down. Even worse because afaik OP notifies only one of them, and if its the other and they dont ever write, you dont even know you got matched and cant tell OP to reset.
And if OP sent multiple profiles to single person (thus having surjection), then its just like other threads and probably loses a bit of charm, at any rate its OP's decision how she wants to set the rules up and we just play it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079384 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:44:13') {

'>>33076538
>Say you have 90 guys for every 10 girl applicants
Kek how optimistic.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079679 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)05:31:31') {

'How long do you keep people in the matching pool? I've submitted a couple different questionnaires a long time ago, like back during the first few threads you made, under emails I don't even remember anymore because I lost hope and stopped bothering to check them after a few months. Is there still a chance I've gotten a match at this point?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080673 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:15:23') {

'Add me
snap:richard_mitran'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33081483 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:30:00') {

'Well, guess I'll give this a go.

Did you get the submission from s*****m***l*******@gmail.com?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083576 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)03:11:31') {

'>>33081483
Damn, sure hope OP hasn't gone AWOL after I just came across this.'
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