import 4.code.about;

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Shut-in Network !!78B7r5JbT2p) {

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int postNumber = 32831794;
String image = '1704427899315551.png';
String date = '01/04/24(Thu)23:11:39';
String comment = 'Welcome to the Shut-In Contact Thread

>Old thread
>>32760943
SHUT IN THREAD FAQ
=======================================
>What do I do in the threads?
Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity!
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, we are moderately tolerant of normalfags here. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
>I DON'T LIKE ___________
Discuss it with us, but civilly. If you are spouting out cusswords and insults because you don't like something, chances are, it is not going to change and you will be blown off as some anally pained droll. Now, if you are civil, people will work with you.


>Can I put in contact info?
Sure, you may use this template or any of your own.

>name?
>Contact info
>Age
>Sex
>Location
>Favorite Book
>Favorite Movie
>Favorite Music
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
>What are you looking for?
>Who do you want to add you?
>Who don't you want to add you?

Please note that this is a thread for ALL forms of shut-ins. NEETs, introverts, agoraphobics, people with social anxiety, et cetera!

>Still reading?
Feel free to join our discord The Shut-In Network to meet, interact, and make friends with fellow shut-ins and NEETs alike. Hope to see you there!

shut-in network:
>https://discord.gg/shutin'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32831938 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)00:17:59') {

'>>32831794
Please kill me end my pain please'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832213 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)02:53:34') {

'>>32831938
whats wrong?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832215 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)02:54:20'  && image=='7CE82FA4-224D-4ED4-B83F-CC1036C00B02.png') {

'>Name?
You'll learn that if we talk enough.
>Contact info
Discord - nomad824
>Age
Early 20s
>Sex
M
>Location
US
>Favorite Book
I have too many. You'll learn more if the conversation leads anywhere.
>Favorite Movie
The Godfather
>Favorite Music
I have too many.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET? Yes. Introvert? Yes. Shut-in? Obviously. For most of my life, in fact. It should be noted that I am an autistic incel and a manlet.
>What are you looking for?
Close friendship. Not particularly fond of serious commitments, though the idea of a mommy gf has suddenly grown very appealing to me.
>Who do you want to add you?
Biological women. Emotionally mature and stable types. Ideally funny, caring, and engaging. Though, I am open to many personalities.
>Who don't you want to add you?
No "im so cutesy :3" types, please. No cluster B types. Dishonest and childish women. No biological males.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832463 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)05:48:45') {

'18 Femboy UK DUMFRIES

Looking for a very serious and dangerous stalker.
Must in or near my town (DUMFRIES)
Wanting someone whose end goal is to rpe me. I will give you plenty of initial help if you need it and I look forward to hearing from you

Would prefer a stalker over 35 but it’s not a deal breaker

I’m also open to have this involved with more sexual stuff like pain exposure blackmail flashing humiliation and stuff of course.

ALSO looking for a TPE owner. Needing someone to remove my brain and be it for their use. Decide what I do in a day. What I eat and if I eat at all. When bathroom breaks are, what I wear ect. I want an extreme permission where even if I want to do simple things like message a friend back or close curtains I have to get your permission first. I also want to involve the kinks above

Contact
Kik: KittenBabyy69'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832572 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)07:26:44') {

'>>32832215
>You'll learn that if we talk enough.
>I have too many. You'll learn more if the conversation leads anywhere.
maximum edge giving me flashbacks to gaia online rp applications for "mysterious" characters. Tell me you have a katana.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832654 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)08:29:45') {

'>name?
Sam
>Contact info
Discord: SB902
>Age
21
>Sex
Male
>Location
North Eastern U.S.
>Favorite Book
Don't have one
>Favorite Movie
John Wick 2
>Favorite Music
Vocaloid Rock
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Neet and Introvert
>What are you looking for?
Someone that I can just hangout with, do stuff with i.e watch movies, anime, game, nap, talk to, etc
>Who do you want to add you?
Preferably older females, just feel more comfortable around them and more likely to open up about myself. You dont have to be of course.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Creeps'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32832847 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)10:28:27'  && image=='8FD5178E-2C9F-48A5-AEC6-11B9580E049B.jpg') {

'>>32832572
…what if I just don't feel like putting my name on an anonymous image board? It was extremely late where I am, and I was tired, so what if I didn't feel like staying up much longer listing off favorite media on an application that's supposed to be brief anyway? It has nothing to do with edginess.

Seriously, that's pretty of sad of you to project that way. I hope you find peace in your life and learn to mature a bit. Try not to be such a brainlet next time. Pic is indeed rel.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32833359 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)14:41:12') {

'>>32832847
curb your autism lad, good lord'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32833687 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)16:46:20'  && image=='1000002096.jpg') {

'domofriend
F/USA
im interested in christianity, video games, drawing, and recently, web design and needlefelting.
im looking for friends, i have trouble building long-lasting connections :/
not looking for coomers, romance, rude people, trannies'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32833951 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)18:21:37') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834142 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)19:38:17'  && image=='nzvbunWFvs1ro4v2no1_1280.jpg') {

'>name?
Opsec
>Contact info
Discord royalrng
>Age
34
>Sex
M
>Location
EU
>Favorite Book
The Lord of the Rings
>Favorite Movie
Back to the Future
>Favorite Music
Classical, symphonic rock, power metal
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Fairly introvert itinerant software engineer
>What are you looking for?
LTR, romance. Start with chatting to get to know each other. Could watch/listen to things together or anything like that
>Who do you want to add you?
European girl with similar interests
>Who don't you want to add you?
Mental illness, leftists'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834224 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)20:08:17') {

'>>32832215
Pumping out this much cringe and you're only in your early 20s. Fucking sad.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834251 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)20:20:59'  && image=='D33ACE36-D331-4746-B8A5-FFCA11C82314.jpg') {

'>>32834224
>4chan
>complaining about "cringe"
Anyway, why're people bullying me? I didn't step on any toes. I wouldn't be surprised if you're the same person behind the above replies, but switching IPs every post. Why so disgruntled? Talk it out like an adult. Did something on my application offend you? Too bad.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834352 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)20:51:32') {

'>>32834251
Indubitably, good sir! Us gentlemen are truly deep and brooding!

Edit: Thanks for the Gold!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834380 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)21:03:41'  && image=='AD897997-28B7-42C4-8B1A-6F10511CBD87.jpg') {

'>>32834352
Passive-aggressiveness? Maybe you're one of those childish people I asked to avoid adding me. In any case, I hope you find peace.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834390 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)21:09:36'  && image=='IMG_1651.jpg') {

'i heart watching faggots on 4chan argue';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834736 && dateTime=='01/05/24(Fri)23:35:51') {

'>age, sex, location
26, M, USA

>favorite book, movie or music?
I haven't read books in a long time and i don't think i have a favorite movie. I listen to different music genres.

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
I'm an introverted shut in NEET and have been for 8 years. Fml.

>What are you looking for?
I don't know. I guess just someone to talk to or maybe more. But i think for now i just a want a friend or friend group.

>Who do you want to add you?
Honestly, i would prefer other gay or bi guys, but anyone that's cool and chill would be great. I don't want problems or drama. I'm mostly interested in friendly chats but im open to other stuff.

>Who don't you want to add you?
People who are rude, homophobic or unable to stop acting like a /pol user.

>contact info?
Discord: yulainainseben
I have a kik but i don't really use that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32834920 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)01:08:38'  && image=='1700315406503655.jpg') {

'>About yourself
gigachad Eastern European that lives in America, wants to own a slave, is 6ft and average body, works a lot to earn money but wont give it to thots, wants to own a fucking better car. is a political nerd, is a anime watcher, plays video games mainly on PC


>Stats
Height 6ft, 180lb , 21, Male, gets 8 hour sleep and enjoys making money,
>Location
Mf i live in the east coast

> What are you looking for?
nice loving person, talks, is kind or toxic, chill, history memes, anime, politics whatever

>What are you not looking for
dom, man, dry texter, doesnt watch anime or shit, a bitch that whines

>Tag
captainice'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32836876 && dateTime=='01/06/24(Sat)19:39:01'  && image=='tsoc26.png') {

'>>32831794


>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at [email protected]

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32837469 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)01:17:16') {

'>>32831794
troon discord that hates everyone from 4chan I have no idea why they advertise here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32839822 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)20:34:02'  && image=='9a180260663f57ad076fd9db0e80ce51.jpg') {

'>Contact info
[email protected]
>Age/Sex
18 Female zawa
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
ex-NEET, somewhat shut-in
>Interests/Info
Fujoshi and Ojicon (old man lover), really into making self-indulgent art, anime, video games (TEW, FGC), FKMT, Osomatsu-san, FMA, Devilman, etc.
Love playing mahjong (the real Washizu)
>Boards
/a/, /v/, /vg/
>What are you looking for?
Someone to chat with, male, female, whatever! I'd prefer someone decently into anime/video game culture and makes art. We don't have to completely share our interests. Open to vc and whatev
>Who don't you want to add you?
Not interested in sexual stuff, anyone who asks for my location, just be relatively normal but not too normal...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32839914 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)21:28:35'  && image=='Sonnenwald.jpg') {

'>Status
Voyager Mission: Deep Space Exploration
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male / Mostly gay / my age would hurt you but they say I look like 20 (long hair, androgynous, 25+)
>Location
Dortmund
>Interests
Invertebrate keeping, plants, gaming/hardware, psychedelics, outdoor, nature
>Music: (Oldschool) Goa Trance, Techno, Industrial, Experimental, Folk, Metal, Ambient, Bhajans
Movies/Shows: Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games: Vermin-, Darktide, AOE II DE, Stronghold DE, War Thunder, Warframe, Mass Effect 3/AMP, battlefields
>About me
I have so little money that 'existantial minimum' is something I look up to (thanks to my ex BF). Prove yourself worthy and I show you my ways of survival.
Be near or ideally with me. Embrace the darkness and it may embrace you <3 I have my own apartment, but I'm not a provider.

If you are not afraid, you may be the right one. Come and hunt with me. Male, female, undistinctive, hides in city corners. Getting drunk on a forest cemetery
in the middle of nowhere after a day of intense shoplifting duty. We can chug down the pills with our looted beverages. No humans, no attachments, just US and
the otherworldly desires we share. I seek the transgression.
>What you are looking for
Anything. We will see what turns out.

I seek for a life partnership mainly, but my hopes are low and I'm used to be embarassed. No quick sex shit but I would consider fwb with a matching person (exclusive).

I like feminine (androgynous, 25+) people who are "in between" (like myself. Sexual things are a bonus to me as there are substances that help me to "RELIEF"
these mortal urges.

No Americans/non-EU citizens for anything physical/romantic. Be EU NEET ideally. And have little body hair like me and a similar need in binging hallucinogens.
>What are you NOT looking for
Sex people
>Contact
[email protected]

Write at least 3 sentences why you want to contact me'
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}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32839941 && dateTime=='01/07/24(Sun)21:49:21') {

'>>32837469
>hates everyone from 4chan

statement makes no sense.
plenty of users from 4chan in the server -- primary userbase even.

you know there are more people on 4chan besides just the dime a dozen racist incel porn addict archetype, right?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32842350 && dateTime=='01/08/24(Mon)20:38:05') {

'If you post animal torture you will be banned sorry fellas hate to break it to ya';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844089 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)14:37:58') {

'I'm a racist incel porn addict';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844140 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)14:56:45'  && image=='70e.jpg') {

'Shutin server. We're Russian autists

https://discord.gg/p7R9Bq27M7'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844146 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)14:59:28') {

'do sugar daddies lurk this thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844333 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)16:09:15') {

'>>32844146
Yea, but I'm only interested in biological women'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844340 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)16:14:21') {

'>>32844089
the pride of your race I'm sure'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844348 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)16:19:44') {

'nudity is the only reason i would ever be social.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844369 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)16:27:49'  && image=='86c6a998e46c0543a888be1697e7f71d.jpg') {

'>asl
26/M/EU
>about
schizoid, probably depressed but I dont care, I lack empathy and overall Im careless, very easy going and retarded
>interests
basic 4chan/nerd shit,I like some chess too, used to do sports and outdoors stuff ,exploring nearby forests, but it changed to doomscrolling
>looking for
adult schizo/neet girl for temporary/longer chat/contact maybe game but nothing romantic or sexual tho
>contact
hemitheos123'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844628 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)18:24:31') {

'>Location
Live on the border of Limburg to Germany nordrhein-westfalen rurally.

>About yourself
28M, White Dutch, 1.91m, fairly strong build but not bulky am lifting more and more recently, think I have a good face.
Currently NEET, have my own place of living, comfortable but not rich, might get a part time job later this year if I need it.
Enjoy sitting at home but would like to go on some adventures when I get my car this year.
Want to pursue creative passions and draw ideas out, build videogames would like someone to support me doing this.
I enjoy reading / anime / games (dont play for long hours or much at all to be more productive) I like Berserk, FMA, HxH, some others
I have had a hard upbringing in Amsterdam and was down on my luck but looking to improve on things and live a stable life.
Don't socialise IRL anymore willingly.
Like eating healthy and cook some simple things.

>What are you looking for?
I'm looking for a neet woman who is anti-social and might consider herself a loner/ugly/failure/worthless but relates to me. I just want a partner in spirit and dont care for looks.
Creative hobbies/talents are a bonus but not required.
Wants to have children.
Is willing to stay at my place mostly.
Is white preferably close in location Netherlands / Germany.
Is willing to get to know each other by chatting / voicechat and meet IRL if things click.

>Not looking for
Someone who has alot of friends
Someone who doesn't want children

Contact:
Discord: lipie4 / Dondedoric (temporary alt)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32844955 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)21:24:19') {

'>>32844333
ur in luck i’m a bio woman'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32846387 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)11:50:20') {

'>>32844955
I'll be your sugar daddy but i get to put out my cigarettes on your arms'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32846732 && dateTime=='01/10/24(Wed)14:38:09') {

'no sugar daddies allowed';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32848039 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)02:42:16') {

'sugar mommies are ok tho';

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32849008 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)14:36:21') {

'*barks in minecraft dog*';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32849253 && dateTime=='01/11/24(Thu)16:50:10'  && image=='_1704440720_3273408471269852951_37860644740.jpg') {

'Day drinkers server
https://discord.gg/zJnT6nVE'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32850154 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)04:57:37'  && image=='EDuIzwHWkAE0I6k.jpg') {

'27 / Male / US (Midwest)
>Physique
5'8" 240lb White
(a tad fat, but not very fat looking)
>about you
Aspergers / terminally online NEET
Video games. Sonic. RTS (real-time strategy). PC gaming. Nintendo.
Occasionally like anime.
Movie enjoyer.
Has toxic friends (but not too toxic myself).
>looking for
gf or friend.
A video game partner would be fun.
Some toxicity and some racist friends.
I'm a pretty mild person myself.
But be prepared for that if you hang out with me.
>Discord
gweeentea
note: (discord is a shitty alt)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32850164 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)05:14:29') {

'>>32832215
sorry to seem hostile. I have some traits in common with you and I like your fallout image a lot so I just wanna engage.

you say you are an autisic incel and dislike cluster B types. But what do you think about the theory that highfunctioning autists are basically narcissists? You want a mommy gf but didn't really provide any reason why a mommy gf would want to add you. That shows a narcissistic lack of self-awareness my dude.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32850616 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)11:03:15') {

'>>32850164
I choose to believe the post is bait
he wants a woman who is the exact opposite of him'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32850701 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)11:50:37') {

'>>32850678
fake and/or bot post;
34/M and the rest isn't accurate either'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32850845 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)12:49:24'  && image=='1264132216052.jpg') {

'>>32850678
>>32850701
>>32850777


lol hmm, what's more likely:
a horny 29F whose fav book is the kamasutra, or a revenge-post from a borderline?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32850939 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)13:42:46') {

'>>32850678
either not a woman or a really ugly woman
DNI'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32850979 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)14:00:51') {

'>ASL/orientation
27/M/UK/hetero
>Interests
History, politics, video games (mainly retro ones from 1990s/2000s) and a few other things
>Looking for
Anyone who wants to chat and hopefully become friends
>Not looking for
People who add and don't introduce themselves, /pol/ trash
>Tag
Health#0916'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32851017 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)14:20:09'  && image=='1200x1200bb.jpg') {

'>>32850164
>you say you are an autisic incel and dislike cluster B types.
Yes.
>the theory that highfunctioning autists are basically narcissists
That seems like a blanket statement. Autism can vary greatly from person to person. What if the narcissism you observe in some autists is the result of environmental factors and upbringing? Personally, I've often subdued my own interests for the sake of others in my life, which didn't end well for me in many cases.
>You want a mommy gf but didn't really provide any reason why a mommy gf would want to add you
What if there're women here who genuinely want an anon to take care of because it brings them joy? It's a possibility. I mean, look at the other posts here. Very few have provided compelling reasons for a woman to potentially add them. I don't understand why I'm the only one getting shit for it. You're like the fourth person with a critical comment.
Further, women post here all the time wanting the cream of the crop, a list of requirements, and all. Does anyone ask them, "What do YOU bring to the table?" No, of course they don't. It's only a problem when a dude sets standards, apparently. Respectfully, fuck off, man. Why don't you pose similar questions to some of the more entitled users here? Since we're assigning unfounded characteristics here, you lack discernment, and you don't seem capable of thinking your statements out very well. Off my balls, please.
I'm not going to mold myself into something I'm not for a person I don't even know. Similarly, I'm not going to mold myself into something I'm not for a person who doesn't care about me. The quality of the adds here is generally low, but that doesn't mean I can't see what my options are. Ideally, I'd like someone who'll accept my flaws, and we can bring mutual happiness to each other.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32851022 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)14:22:19'  && image=='5-a.jpg') {

'>>32850616
>I choose to believe the post is bait
Not a wise choice. It's as if the moment you don't want an abusive, mentally ill child for a partner, you suddenly become a detestable individual. Weird. Maybe I pissed off many of the types I don't like with my initial post.
>he wants a woman who is the exact opposite of him
No, I just want a nurturing, gentle, and emotionally stable mommy gf. I'm not asking for much. In fact, I kind of deserve it after dealing with so many shitty women these past few years.
And even if that were true, so what if I want someone the opposite of me? Get over yourself. Seriously.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32851155 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)15:50:21'  && image=='Love_you.png') {

'>Contact info
moodynot disc
>Age
23
>Sex
M
>Location
Internets
>Favorite Book
"The red laugh"
>Favorite Movie
Either smsn from miyadzaki or maybe lebowski or smsn. Im also obsessed with watching pingu and crying (a boy thing) and adventure time. Sometimes those tastes stretch all the way to some indie jap horror or tarkovski and furi kuri.

Xavier renegade angel 4 life...
>Favorite Music
Lots of it. But usually something weird, also jazz.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Was anxious bpd hikki. Now im semi sustainable semi happy person :>
I'm also professionally learning(?) jazz punk (kek) musician
>What are you looking for?
I like mental people since we can relate alot. I can give you advices, discuss smsn, post nudes whatever

I believe Im an interesting person to talk, especially when it all goes well in my life.

Im really deprived of any wacky dialogues with autistic memes, anime, shit like Ena, Lain, or Needy girl overdose, escapism, music, passion for art yo yo
>Who do you want to add you?
Open, slightly weird people who actually wanna to have frens online and had some e frens before. Im ok with horny too if you (f) or femboy lul (i wont get any requests after that one), people who use C.ai (i know you smiled rn)
>Who don't you want to add you?
Normies, people who wont talk much, too boring people, creepy old gays'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32851843 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)21:21:31') {

'>>32851022
So you want someone who's not like you at all, one could say opposite.
gr8 b8 m8 have fun good luck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32851891 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)21:52:19') {

'>>32851843
You don't know enough about me to reach such a conclusion lol. You tried, I'll give you that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32852341 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)02:02:22'  && image=='pepe-the-frog-Мемы-палатка-7805380.jpg') {

'Chill Autistic Russian Server for Shut-ins

https://discord.gg/EeSsHxT9SD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32852640 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)05:20:55'  && image=='1704694560861713.gif') {

'MEET ME HERE
https://discord.gg/dTJ2bk7KMk
https://discord.gg/dTJ2bk7KMk
https://discord.gg/dTJ2bk7KMk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32852703 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)06:03:45') {

'>Contact info
nerdyneetshutin
>Age
30s
>Sex
M
>Location
Midwest, USA
>Favorite Book
Let The Right One In
>Favorite Movie
Bo Burnham: Inside
>Favorite Music
Rock
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert/Shut-In
>What are you looking for?
People to talk to, watch movies, or play games with.
>Free-form
My life kind of fell apart and I'm still recovering from the mental break down that followed. Not a NEET and most people wouldn't assume I'm a shut-in.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32852841 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)07:47:38') {

'>>32831794
Why am I banned from the server? Haven't been there in years and never broken any rules.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32853187 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)10:49:10') {

'>>32852841
dm someone for the ban appeal form
i dunno if i can paste the URL here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32854257 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)20:49:09'  && image=='1703994399838868.png') {

'>Contact info
namedeez on discord
>Age
23
>Sex
f
>Location
usa
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
yes
>What are you looking for?
cool people
>Who do you want to add you?
cool people
>Who don't you want to add you?
rude people!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32854370 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)21:25:17') {

'>>32854257
not them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32854474 && dateTime=='01/13/24(Sat)22:17:17') {

'>>32852703
Some weirdo decided to spam my account name in lewd threads, so I had to change it.

If you're interested in talking, drop your discord and I'll add you on the new one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32855712 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)11:56:07') {

'>>32853187
>dm someone for the ban appeal form
>i dunno if i can paste the URL here
Who should I dm? It seems like if I was wrongly banned in the first place or banned for no reason, that an appeal won't work.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32857056 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)23:14:05') {

'>>32855712
any of the mods or admins
i dunno what your username is'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32857096 && dateTime=='01/14/24(Sun)23:33:06'  && image=='this-was-one-of-the-most-fucked-up-panels-ive-read-ngl-v0-aquxzvwwzxdb1.png') {

'>Contact info
disc - caelus9014
>ASL
early 20's/M/Aus
>Favourite game
JRPGS RAAAHHHH
>Introvert+student
>What are you looking for?
sane people, cuties ^_^ , cool people (girls mostly, maybe?)
chainsaw man, tokyo ghoul, vtubers, ffxiv, monhun'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32857159 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)00:00:54'  && image=='hi faggot.png') {

'https://discord.gg/b75vts4K

join and introduce yourself, simpler this way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32859411 && dateTime=='01/15/24(Mon)19:32:55') {

'>Contact info
Vipus111
>Asl
23/mtf/US
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
neet and shut in
>What are you looking for?
trans girl or femboy friends with a lot of time to talk. would be nice if we had similar interests like osrs, lol or sports and mecha anime
>Who don't you want to add you?
chasers, men'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32860037 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)01:17:22') {

'>22 M EST
Hello everyone! I am a (mostly) straight college student and have been looking for longterm genuine connections here for a while. Specifically I am looking for a long-term jerk off buddy to share various similarities with! I am looking for someone older, with a bigger penis (over 4 inches) and who likes feeding big booty women! I would love to be your perverted little big booty addict!
>Nonsexual interests
Comics, reading, hiking, gaming, computers, science, movies
>Sexual interests
SPH, JOI, Dancing Women, Tight Pants, Big Juicy Bubble Butt Cheeks!
>Some favorite ladies
Alexis Texas, Abella Danger, Siri Dahl, Crystal Lust, Jada Ramsey, Mandy Muse, Sophie Dee
>Discord
lilbrim
Thank you For reading my whole post!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32862063 && dateTime=='01/16/24(Tue)21:10:53') {

'Islamic State of Shut NOW';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32864548 && dateTime=='01/17/24(Wed)18:30:48'  && image=='inbound8355591185445412054.jpg') {

'>name?
Eric
>Contact info
Discord is youreoneofthemarentyou
>Age
I'll tell you if you add me. I'm old enough
>Sex
M. Also I'm gay, so don't add me if you're a romantically interested woman
>Location
Brazil (São Paulo, Sorocaba)
>Favorite Book
Jesus: A Historical Approximation. I'm not a Christian, I just like Christian history
>Favorite Movie
I DONT WATCH MOVIES. I watch TV shows, mostly cartoons. But no anime. I hate anime.
>Favorite Music
My Chemical Romance.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
No, but I spend all day on my phone and would like to make friends, and to possibly find a boyfriend. I need someone to be able to bother all day
>What are you looking for?
Friends, maybe a boyfriend. I'm really lonely and would love someone who would give me attention and love.
>Who do you want to add you?
Older guys who want someone clingy who'll do whatever you want. I
>Who don't you want to add you?
Black people. Do NOT add me if you are black. I fucking hate your kind.'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32865378 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)02:03:14'  && image=='1705541268140030[1].png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32865393 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)02:08:15'  && image=='murda.gif') {

'International server for losers, recluses, chuds, trans, basically anyone.
https://discord.com/invite/YcpYABdJ'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32865414 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)02:20:17') {

'just bee yourself';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32865487 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)03:18:21') {

'>asl
30+/m
>interests
wow classic, rts, metaphysics, internet addiction, autism stuff
>looking for
people who want to play wow classic SOD with me, playing on lone wolf alliance. want to run pugs full of 4chan neets weekly.

Also looking for people who are interested in media discussion or metaphysics discussion. addicted to it.
>contact
(discord)
incelprince
or
https://discord.gg/Q52M8hwj8r'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32868297 && dateTime=='01/19/24(Fri)05:06:45') {

'>>32833687
added but it wont accept. you sound interesting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32868680 && dateTime=='01/19/24(Fri)10:46:26'  && image=='shutin_network_skitzo.gif') {

'>>32831794
Philip
Alutroph (on discord)
25
Denmark
Siddhartha(shout out to wim hof and rinpoche mingyur)
Current fav movie is Barbie, I couldn't finish it. I always finish.
Basshunter one hunna finna no cap on dis1
Extroverted NEET
Nothing, I can't even see!
Everyone add me and chat me up pl0x
All the people who blocked/muted me on the shut server, they can go suck on a stick.

Pro-tip: Discord-faggotry, will always be discord-faggotry!

also I am very inventive. I like the invention of BMI. Makes us a standard for when you've been a morbid glutton.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32868877 && dateTime=='01/19/24(Fri)13:02:35') {

'>>32831794
>ASL
M, 27, Europe
>Mental illnesses
Depression, borderline personality disorder
>about me
Loser NEET with no real interests or hobbies. On good days I hike and whittle or play D&D, but most of the time I just watch shows or movies to waste away the day.
>Book
Lord of the Rings or the Lightbringer series
>Movie
Lord of the Rings (Fellowship) or Phantom of the Opera
>Music
Shanties, Folk and Beatles
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All of the above, NEET for 2 years, when possible I only leave the house once a week to go shopping.
>looking for
A new female bpd favourite person since I lost my last one. Ideally someone that will help me fix my life, I want to but I can't without a favourite person, because without one there's no reason for me to be alive so I just do nothing. I'm very jealous and possessive so preferably you'd have no other male friends/an SO.
>not looking for
druggies, biological males, people that can't or don't want to put up with being a favourite person
>Discord tag
whiteminch'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32870861 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)11:30:56'  && image=='catcloseup.png') {

'>name?
you'll learn it when we talk :3
>Contact info
discord: schizolover__
>Age
19
>Sex
F
>Location
Estonia
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET, no. Introvert, yes. Shut-In, other than my job yes.
>What are you looking for?
For someone that's obsessed with me :3
>Who do you want to add you?
Cool people, maybe someone to play league or stardew valley with :3
>Who don't you want to add you?
Coomers, people who are too busy :/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32870902 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)11:58:49'  && image=='full.png') {

'>name?
when we talk :3
>Contact info
disc: stressblind
>Age
21
>Sex
M, cis
>Location
london
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
student at university, shut-in apart from that. go out for exercise n basic stuff, or occasionally w/ friends.
>What are you looking for?
either friends (or something else :3) to play vidya (valorant league (i am AWFUL at league) any other games like stardew, portal2 etc)
>Who don't you want to add you?
just dont be a dick :D'
;

}

if(supalonely && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32871258 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)15:16:00'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-01-15 182511.png') {

'>name?
luna
>Contact info
discorD: holymolyitsluna
>Age
26
>Sex
mtf troon
>Location
sf bay area california on earth
>Favorite Book
catcher in the rye
>Favorite Movie
baby driver
>Favorite Music
grunge
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
shut-in
>What are you looking for?
a friendly person to talk to and to vent to.... im a very lonely person who has no friends... i really like to talk about cars, video games on pc... and being really sorry 4 myself
>Who do you want to add you?
any1
>Who don't you want to add you?
pls dont be a conservative'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32871697 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)18:57:15'  && image=='pepe77366.jpg') {

'>>32871077';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32871895 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)20:49:12') {

'>>32871258
>pls dont be a conservative
well why would they be adding you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32872434 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)02:33:16'  && image=='swagtaro.png') {

'>>32831794
>asl
22/M/RO
>interests
weightlifting, comics (Love & Rockets, the Maxx, Evil Ernie), cartoons (Super Robot Monkey Team, Venture Bros, Space Ghost), pro wrestling (WCW, TNA, FMW), old vidya games (the PS1 is my all time favorite console but I also have a massive soft spot for the PS3 and I'm currently trying to play some exclusives I've missed back in the day. I like Level-5 games a lot too), 90's grunge music (Finger Eleven, Incubus, Korn)
>about
autistic mentally ill OG hard-boiled HIKKI NEET
i only exist on the internet
>looking for
someone who SHARES MY INTERESTS PLS so we can talk every day and watch stuff and play stuff together!! PLS don't add me if we have nothing in common or if you aren't also a hikki neet (I'd just feel awkward)
>contact
galaxyrobo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874309 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)20:58:47'  && image=='IMG_6453.png') {

'>name?
Mason

>Contact info
Discord: literallypuddin

>Age
33

>Sex
Male

>Location
California

>Favorite Book
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

>Favorite Movie
The Truman Show

>Favorite Music
J-pop

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Yes/yes/yes

>What are you looking for?
Friends or maybe a GF. Or maybe a BF I'm bicurious.

>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone nice!

>Who don't you want to add you?
Anyone mean!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874365 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)21:24:34') {

'>22 M EST
Hello everyone! I am a (mostly) straight college student and have been looking for longterm genuine connections here for a while. Specifically I am looking for a long-term jerk off buddy to share various similarities with! I am looking for someone older, with a bigger penis (over 4 inches) and who likes feeding big booty women! I would love to be your perverted little big booty addict!
>Nonsexual interests
Comics, reading, hiking, gaming, computers, science, movies
>Sexual interests
SPH, JOI, Dancing Women, Tight Pants, Big Juicy Bubble Butt Cheeks!
>Some favorite ladies
Alexis Texas, Abella Danger, Siri Dahl, Crystal Lust, Jada Ramsey, Mandy Muse, Sophie Dee
>Discord
lilbrim
Thank you For reading my whole post!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32874424 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)21:52:12') {

'>name?
E
>Contact info
dfwml4fun
>Age
30
>Sex
M
>Location
USA TX
>Favorite Book
I haven't read a real book in a while, I guess the Harry Potter books.
>Favorite Movie
Same as above or Scott Pilgrim vs the World.
>Favorite Music
Rap/Hip Hop
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert and pretty much a shut in. I'm recently divorced after 10 years of marriage, trying to figure out how to make friends again.
>What are you looking for?
Idk people to talk to I guess?
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone who is looking for friends and likes video games, anime, and just wants to talk.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Anyone both gay and horny, I'll pass sorry.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32877265 && dateTime=='01/22/24(Mon)23:23:48') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32877577 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)02:33:31') {

'can't believe it's already the 23'd';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32878334 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)11:40:31'  && image=='4579b04271bb21b1e29f73443b62c51b.png') {

'>name?
I don't know if I want to say that here
>Contact info
My session id is:
05838cd58514701d68
31d4e8a6aff0d7fe3e7cdf
f62402bf48b788db66860db71d
Open this thread on your phone and copy paste it into the app if typing all that out feels daunting
>Age
I don't think the exact number is important but I am between the ages 20-25
>Sex
Male
>Location
Denmark
>Favorite Book
Don't have one
>Favorite Movie
Don't have one
>Favorite Music
Don't have any
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Never worked a job, am in education (special ed school and will probably not amount to anything) and introvert with 0 actual friends online or offline. Not quite a shut-in as I do have establishments and such that I occasionally frequent
>What are you looking for?
-Dickpics
-People who like 2D girls
-People within the ages 20-25
-Someone to fap with
>Who do you want to add you?
People with Dicks, preferably uncircumcised
>Who don't you want to add you?
-Interesting people with lots of hobbies as I am envious of them
-people with high self-confidence (Example: >>32851155)
-people with circumcised penises
-People who are much older than me
-People with jobs
-People who are successful in life
-People who are happy

I just wanna fap, send me pictures of your dicks please. If the file comes out too large for me to see it send it as a link with catbox DOT moe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32878348 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)11:46:49') {

'That server keeps asking me to get verified every couple days its annoying';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32878388 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)12:11:54') {

'>>32878348
total lurker death'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32878391 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)12:13:49') {

'>>32878388
Be more interesting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32878465 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)12:51:05') {

'"I hate this server"
*stays*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32880067 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)00:38:08'  && image=='IMG_6503.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32880567 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)05:55:32') {

'>>32832847
holy shit it's like I'm really on a forum or reddit or something, you're really getting upset and playing the maturity card even.
All you had to do was say "I don't feel comfortable putting it in the post" or "too many to list but I'm reading XYZ right now"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32880575 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)05:58:42') {

'>>32851017
>What if there're women here who genuinely ALL THAT SHIT
my dude'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32880643 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)06:39:34'  && image=='1000002522.jpg') {

'>name?
Eiko.
>Contact info
Discord: 31k0.exe
>Age
Mid-20's
>Sex
AFAB
>Favorite Book
Amygdalatropolis by B.R. Yeager.
>Favorite Movie
I love to watch movies, but I can't pick a favorite.
>Favorite Music
Igorrr, Maneskin, Nero's Day At Disneyland, Polyphia; I listen to everything though.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET/Introvert.
>What are you looking for?
(Close) Friends/Friend group to game with and watch anime/TV/movies with. I've been gaming by myself for most of my life, so I have no clue what'd I'd be like online. I'd like someone who'd be willing to guide me in that department. Would love VC, but it gives me so much anxiety.
>Who do you want to add you?
Autistic, FTM (Ideally), Gamers, Introvert, LGBTQ+, NEET, Patience
>Who don't you want to add you?
Anyone looking for nude exchange/sexting, Anyone with untreated BPD/Psychosis—you don't have to be in therapy, but for Christ's sake, please be medicated or leave me be; Homophobes, Racists, Puritanical women (Just got out of a relationship with one and it really messed me up).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32881397 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)13:56:55'  && image=='1706121210381629.gif') {

'is getting on neetbux in new york viable? I'm too mentally ill for this';

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32881405 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)14:01:38') {

'>>32881397
getting neetbux is viable but you need to meet certain regulations, and if you've never worked in your life you're unlikely to get a payment larger than $900/mo from SSI, although i believe new york has some additional programs that might give you another $100-$200.

neither SSI nor the amount most people receive for SSDI is decent quality of living though. its federal poverty guideline levels. without friends, family, or a partner you will pretty much exist to survive and have little luxury.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32881408 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)14:04:55') {

'>>32881405
my goal would be to use it as time to work on my creative pursuits and eventually get commission work as a supplement, maybe put a game together and hope to coast off of sales there someday. I've tried the whole functional successful individual thing for a few years now and I'm not suited for it at all'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32882507 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)23:49:06') {

'>>32881408
do u know how to program

also ur goals dont matter if $900 isnt enough for u to live on its not enough for u to live on regardless of if u wanna make a game lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32883458 && dateTime=='01/25/24(Thu)11:09:43') {

'Unban charlotte (the real one not this imposter)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32885795 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)10:48:20'  && image=='babys.jpg') {

'27 mtf usa
looking for neet frens
add me if you like to vc, or we can watch anime together or anything
please do not add me if you are not from usa
discord: methrockette
https://youtu.be/mS_a6H1liwQ?si=XlipyRmW8wRfjd2l'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32886340 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)16:07:43') {

'>22 M East Coast USA
Hello! I am a college student and virgin and I am looking for a long term lady and hopefully friend to talk with! The sort of relationship I am looking for is definitely of the sexual nature but I want to emphasize that I am also just looking for a friend and someone to get to know and improve my self esteem if that makes sense. I am definitely more interested in chatting with women older than me but anything 18 and up is good!

>Some interests
Gaming, Reading, Cooking, Hiking ,The outdoors, Anything technology related, movies!

>Some sexual interests!
I definitely am a submissive man, I would love to worship a woman and call her mommy, I also have a rather small penis and I am definitely looking for someone to indulge in some JOI and SPH with me, I am also a virgin! If you would like to learn more about my sexual interests please let me know! I am also looking exclusively for something online, I have a lot of anxiety I have to work through so I hope you can understand that! I would also like to specify that you do not need to send me pictures of yourself! I would love to talk about this more, but I love the idea of someone controlling my orgasms and that can easily be done with sending me porn that I will be "allowed" to look at! We can chat more if you reach out!

>Not looking for
I am not looking to be ghosted, or ghost someone. This sort of thing requires good communication from both sides which is what I am looking for! I also am not a buyer and quite honestly have no money haha so I am not looking for that sort of thing.

If you are interested please reach out to me on discord!
Tag: bingobongo1738'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32886384 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)16:29:13') {

'>>32846387
haha heyy :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32886846 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)20:19:15') {

'>>32886384
Creatureater'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32887620 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)02:54:05') {

'gn shut
gm shut'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32889142 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)19:05:25') {

'>22 M EST
Hello everyone! I am a (mostly) straight college student and have been looking for longterm genuine connections here for a while. Specifically I am looking for a long-term jerk off buddy to share various similarities with! I am looking for someone older, with a bigger penis (over 4 inches) and who likes feeding big booty women! I would love to be your perverted little big booty addict!
>Nonsexual interests
Comics, reading, hiking, gaming, computers, science, movies
>Sexual interests
SPH, JOI, Dancing Women, Tight Pants, Big Juicy Bubble Butt Cheeks!
>Some favorite ladies
Alexis Texas, Abella Danger, Siri Dahl, Crystal Lust, Jada Ramsey, Mandy Muse, Sophie Dee
>Discord
lilbrim
Thank you For reading my whole post!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32889802 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)01:33:54') {

'21 yo horny femboy
looking for anyone to goon all day n night with to anything you like ;) (prefer trans or fem but anyone welcome!)
kinks: futa,trans, incest,cumplay, ass, tits, pegging, femdom, bdms, orgasm control, n a ton others i’ll share
limits are scat piss gore vore
trade hentai, irl or any sort of porn, just let’s break eachother and edge all night long
don’t unadd me after once convo is all i ask :3
discord: subsissyboy
snap: sub_sissy25'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32890245 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)06:48:46') {

'>>32831794
Why do all these threads have so many troons now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32890718 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)12:47:37'  && image=='download.jpg') {

'>name
Owl Cliff
>Contact info
owlcliff_
>Age
20
>Sex
Male
>Location
HTX
>Favorite Book
Metro 2033
>Favorite Movie
Suspiria
>Favorite Music
Death Metal, Black Metal, War Metal, Industrial, IDM, Post - Punk, Neofolk, & Ambient
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All of the above
>What are you looking for?
Anything
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone
>Who don't you want to add you
Feds & Idiots'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32891938 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)23:20:05') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32892433 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)04:34:34') {

'>ASL
23/m/us/ma
>Letter
bi mtf repper
>Interests/Hobbies
anime, 4chan, fps games, hiking in the summer, daydreaming, staring off into nothing, learning cs
>Looking for
friends, neets, doomers, reppers, to talk to and ppl to play games with
>Not looking for
weirdos, creeps
>Tag
sunandstars123'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893058 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)11:52:02') {

'>name
Just call me Ken
>Contact info
Discord: urakenganmenuchi
>Age
27
>Sex
Male
>Location
PH
>Favorite Book
Robinson Crusoe (Favorite book as a child)
>Favorite Movie
Seven Samurai
>Favorite Music
None, but atm I like listening to John Maus
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Shut-In
>What are you looking for?
Companionship
>Who do you want to add you?
Somebody.... Please, anybody...
>Who don't you want to add you?
Nobody.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893063 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)11:56:19') {

'>>32831794
This server is full of troons and pedos'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893589 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)16:32:02') {

'>>32893063
So are you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893600 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)16:35:11') {

'>>32892433
wat is a repper? what set u reppin senpai?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893612 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)16:46:10') {

'>>32893589
represser'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893617 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)16:47:15') {

'>>32831794
>Alexander
>Disc thefinepleasure
>24/m/Va
>Infinity pool
>Intro
>friends/connection
>anyone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32893957 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)19:53:57') {

'yummy nummies';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32895766 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)14:32:07') {

'RIP robin williams';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896956 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)00:30:22') {

'RIP RIN PBUH';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896985 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)00:43:53') {

'>>32844146
They do.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896999 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)00:48:20'  && image=='s.png') {

'>name?
The GRAVEMAN (just ask me)
>Contact info
zeekalicious
>Age
18
>Sex
none hehehehaw (M)
>Location
aus
>Favorite Book
The Alchemist or watamote if manga counts
>Favorite Movie
Fight Club (normie)
>Favorite Music
dsbm and emo or weezer
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET Introvert and Shut-In
>What are you looking for?
friend
>Who do you want to add you?
anyone except trannies
>Who don't you want to add you?
trannies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32897171 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)02:49:07') {

'Whore';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32898107 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)14:25:54') {

'>>32897171
me too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32898661 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)19:26:25') {

'>>32871258
So sick of seeing you in every thread. take a shower, brush your hair, clean your room, get a job, or better yet kill yourself you disgusting cross dressing spic autogynephile that way you wont be burdening taxpayers any longer you monkeypox ridden beast.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899236 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)02:00:09') {

'>>32898661
Ur ugly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32900145 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)13:25:53'  && image=='unnamed.jpg') {

'>name?
Dr. Necro
>Contact info
drnecrofeelya
>Age
23
>Sex
Male
>Location
Canada
>Favorite Book
HP lovecraft's work (Colours out of space, The music of Erich Zann, From beyond, ect.)
>Favorite Movie
Martyr, guinea pig movies, hard-boiled
>Favorite Music
Eurobeat
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All three
>What are you looking for?
Frens and people to talk with you and maybe do activities with
>Who do you want to add you?
don't have a preference, just don't ghost
>Who don't you want to add you?
gooners and the like, not interested in anything sexual'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32902714 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)15:28:48') {

'honk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32902727 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)15:34:48') {

'>>32899236
me too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903952 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)03:46:45'  && image=='1697969620685742.gif') {

'International server for losers, NEETs, weebs, autists, incels, trans, chuds, etc..
VC sometimes, come join in our fun,.
https://discord.com/invite/VkXfUtjvGv'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904373 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)08:57:03'  && image=='1683083965930975.png') {

'>name?
I dunno xd
>Contact info
(Discord) reallifepikmin
>Age
19
>Sex
M
>Location
Ireland
>Favorite Book
Maybe One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
>Favorite Movie
Maybe Zulu?
>Favorite Music
Probably Incelcore but just a variety in general.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET
>What are you looking for?
I've been feeling a bit anxious and lonely lately. I'm hoping to find someone I can enjoy talking to often-ish. My favourite vidya is HOI4 and the Pokémon franchise.
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone whose nice and doesn't ghost.
>Who don't you want to add you?
See above.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905889 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)00:53:25') {

'm.... m.....e';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32906734 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)10:48:51'  && image=='godlike.png') {

'> 19
> 6'1
> 75kg
> father died before I was born; mother killed herself when I was 2
> was in an orphanage until I was 3, then adopted by the local Protestant church and lived there until I was 16
> studied mathematics and mechanics
> won the National Chess Olympiad
> never attended any classes in university; only went for the National Mathematics Olympiad qualification
> fide rating 2200 FM
> punched a physics and applied mathematics professor because he called logicians useless
> got kicked off
> never had any social media accounts
> never got interested in any female in my life
> still getting approached by them
> too busy working on Putnam Olympiad problems
> too busy reading analytic philosophy
> too busy reading textbooks on analytic number theory, topology, differential geometry, analysis, mathematical logic, etc.
> too busy recompiling my gentoos kernel
> too busy with lisp, C, awk and posix shell
taking break. bored af, gor#4583'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32908670 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)06:16:40'  && image=='1677335785579873.jpg') {

'>>32831794
>name?
Steven
>Contact info
DC: sugmanut420
>Age
23
>Sex
M
>Location
South East, UK
>Favorite Book
Sayaka Murata - Earthlings
>Favorite Movie
The disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
>Favorite Music
I listen to anything, but right now Haru Nemuri is my most listened to.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
I am in education, but I don't leave the house unless really necessary.
>What are you looking for?
Friends
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone if you're chill
>Who don't you want to add you?
Gooners, dickheads and creepers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32910160 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)21:03:00') {

'Brump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32910709 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)02:16:37') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32910764 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)02:50:55'  && image=='151225222376.gif') {

'>ASL
23/M/US PST timezone
>Favorite Book (for now)
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
>Favorite Movie (for now)
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
>Favorite Music
Math Rock, some post rock and jazz/electronic
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All three, plus social recluse and failed normie. Looking to change all that
>What are you looking for?
I wanna get my shit together and be more independent so I can make more friends and graduate from being a failed normie to just an awkward normie with degen friends
Going back to work/school soon and would definitely like online friends to talk with in rough times because my area is hell for making friends
>Who do you want to add you?
Female friends, don't have any and I don't know why, I'm not pervy or anything. Would like to find out.
Maybe artistic friends as well, thinking of biting the bullet and learning some blender and drawing recently
Otherwise, at the very least, sane people that are down for simple messaging and occasional chatting.
I find I vibe well with other NEETs/hikikomoris/social recluses, or just general otakus and nerds
>Who don't you want to add you?
fucked up, unstable, mentally ill, /pol/. I already got my own share of issues I'm trying to fix.
>contact
discord: palcico

disclaimer that i'm in the discord server but i've never really looked in it because of the dumb anti-inactivity bullshit. i just want to lurk and don't feel like being active'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32911865 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)15:05:18'  && image=='9945073c1920c5975cd8ce83efb92ecb.jpg') {

'>name?
Selva
>Contact info
selvakitten on Discord
>Age
22
>Sex
M
>Favorite Movies
Paprika, Great Blue, anything by Kon really. Fantastic Mr. Fox, Sam and Max.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
I haven't held a job legally in years. I try to make money my own way if I can.
I classify myself more of a hermit. I don't really talk to many real life people and don't have a lot of interest in contributing to society. I just want to do things on my own.
>What are you looking for?
More furries, more anarchists, generally more people to talk to during the day, I feel like I spend most of it alone. New worldviews and thoughts, too. Story-sharing, late night talks, exploring the internet, exploring each other's brains, that kind of thing.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Egocentrists, people who post selfies incessantly, and people who willingly focus too much on real life. Also constant horny.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32912434 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)20:35:42') {

'dm me stomach (female)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32913137 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)02:09:08') {

'Arise, shut.
doing my job zar pls no pingas'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32913817 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)11:29:41') {

'>>32913137
one more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32915232 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)01:12:46') {

'two more';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917148 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)20:37:29') {

'th... three more?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918112 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)07:27:30'  && image=='link-faces-of-evil-king-harkinian_four.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918164 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)08:10:08') {

'I just want to play terraria with someone desu, no vc. I'll take anyone.
Add my throwaway disc: PotashMagna'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918991 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)17:24:13') {

'Hey there. 18F here!

I’m a virgin and I pretty much know nothing about sex. I know that a lot of girls start exploring sexually in high-school, but I never got any of that. My parents are extremely religious. I grew up sheltered and basically had no freedom. I went to an all-women private school my whole life so I’ve basically had no interactions with men.

The bottom line is that I’m really shy and very submissive. I’m not sure exactly how comfortable I am with certain things, but I want to learn. I’ve always fantasized about sexting a hot guy. I literally get wildly aroused even at the sight of abs. Athletic, muscular, fit men are my weakness. Given how inexperienced I am, I’d like to learn from someone with a lot of bedroom experience. It would be nice if you are in your 20’s or similar to my age, but I’m open minded.

I hope you made it to the end of my post. If you’re interested, please message my telegram (truly332) or kik (truly1333). I’d appreciate it if you could include your age and a photo of your body would be nice too!!.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919143 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)18:52:27') {

'>>32918991
Ita a little fucked up that you prefer used up men who wont be able to pair bond well, rather than than someone equally sheltered that you can excitedly discover each others bodies with

Why settle for being #6,#7,#8 etc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919183 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)19:23:13') {

'>>32919143
it's a larp acc that's been 18 for like 5 years.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919184 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)19:24:59') {

'>>32919143
>responding to an obvious catfish

I see why they post here so much, you retards believe anything'
;

}

if(HsartRebyc && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919552 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)23:19:13') {

'>Name:
Hsart, for now.

>A/S/L:
36/M/USA-MD

>Favorite Book
Couldn't really pick one, I'm a big fan of Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere works, and Jim Butcher's Dresden files.

>Favorite Movie
It changes. The Thing? Alien?

>Favorite Music
My tastes are eclectic. Lots of random stuff. Listened to a lot of Beast in Black's "Dark Connection" lately.

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All of the above? I live in a rural area, I don't drive, no real public transit.
I'm a nerdy person, I enjoy computers/games/tech. I like the comfort of my home. I'm not much for travel, or crowds / large groups.
I don't mind going out now and again, eating out or a movie, and I'd probably enjoy doing some cooperative exercise/hiking with somone, or some urban exploration or something.

>What are you looking for?
Women, ~5yrs within my age. Someone who would like to chat often, preferably on voice-calls. Maybe play games or watch stuff together.
I'm happy to make Friends/FwB, but I'm ultimately looking for someone to share life with.
For those also looking for more than friendship, being monogamous, progressive, empathetic, and Kinky/Switchy/GGG are kind of crucial.

>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone who thinks they might fit the above. I like forward/aggressive/clingy.

>Who don't you want to add you?
Men, someone who has/wants kids, Conservatives, Smoking/Hard-Drugs/Heavy-Drinker (I enjoy cannabis and psilocybin edibles, though.)

>Contact:
Discord: HsartRebyc / linktr .ee/HsartRebyc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32920008 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)03:38:13') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32920561 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)10:04:18') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32921311 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)18:27:13') {

'grump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32921315 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)18:30:20') {

'>not interested in sexua-

thread hidden'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32921954 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)23:44:50') {

'https://discord.gg/TXw4XmAbQr
/int/ server neets welcome'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922202 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)01:50:08') {

'perhaps the many bumps should be a sign of some sort';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922694 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)08:28:08') {

'>>32922202
We get joins daily, however not all of them stick around. That's just the work part of keeping a flow of new blood I guess.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922966 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)11:44:08') {

'>>32922202
these threads have existed since at least 2016, with the same template in the OP

we have a reminder set on a timer in the server to bump them, rather than constantly recreate them. most of the bumps are coming from staff.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32924198 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)00:06:27') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925231 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)10:56:10') {

'How do i shot web?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925316 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)11:42:29'  && image=='ram-kaicho-v0-ibcsvh2ol7wb1.png') {

'>>32831794
>asl
22/M/RO
>interests
weightlifting, comics (Love & Rockets, the Maxx, Evil Ernie), cartoons (Super Robot Monkey Team, Venture Bros, Space Ghost), pro wrestling (WCW, TNA, FMW), old vidya games (the PS1 is my all time favorite console but I also have a massive soft spot for the PS3 and I'm currently trying to play some exclusives I've missed back in the day. I like Level-5 games a lot too), 90's grunge music (Finger Eleven, Incubus, Korn), NFL (i'm a Ravens fan, dark times for us RIP)
>about
autistic mentally ill OG hard-boiled HIKKI NEET
>looking for
someone who SHARES MY INTERESTS PLS so we can talk every day and watch stuff and play stuff together!! PLS don't add me if we have nothing in common or if you aren't also a hikki neet (I'd just feel awkward)
>contact
galaxyrobo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925740 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)15:17:01') {

'bumping';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926395 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:00:02'  && image=='A077565C-00D3-4201-8E7D-E56435D19D8F.png') {

'>ASL
36/M/US/Bi
>Roleplay
Caregiver
Middle
Sister
Brother
>Looking For
Ageplay
Middles
Motherly
Sisterly
>Not Looking For
Under 26
Hairy men
Babies
Littles
Daddy
>Discord
loba.espinho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926743 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)23:21:06') {

'>about me
19/m/us
>interests
mostly cool tv and films and occasionally animanga. also play sport and am generally into that. would like to read more. interested in current events and some conservative ideas and some aspects of religion.
>sexual interests
rough sex, cnc, edging and teasing, mindbreaking, degradation.
>looking for
someone who matches my interests, also sexually if you're an xx girl so we can chat and do stuff.
>not looking for
no fags or troons.
>discord
bygraceofgod1314'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926768 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)23:34:50') {

'21 yo horny femboy
looking for anyone to goon all day n night with to anything you like ;) (prefer trans or fem but anyone welcome!)
kinks: futa,trans, incest,cumplay, ass, tits, pegging, femdom, bdms, orgasm control, n a ton others i’ll share
limits are scat piss gore vore
trade hentai, irl or any sort of porn, just let’s break eachother and edge all night long
don’t unadd me after once convo is all i ask please!:3
discord: subsissyboy
snap: sub_sissy25'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32928090 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)14:55:23') {

'>>32906734
holy shit I am so desperate to talk to you please turn on adds'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929197 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)02:36:59') {

'my braim....';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929268 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)03:27:43') {

'>shut-ins
>somehow you all have a discord
>somehow, you're all willing to post it here
I'm going to guess my definition of shut-in is completely different.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929903 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)11:32:20') {

'>>32929268
people want to change their life? shocking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929957 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)12:07:03') {

'>>32929268
definition: noun
a person confined indoors, especially on account of age, illness, or disability.
"she volunteered to visit the sick and the shut-ins"

It does not mean "someone too afraid to use discord"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32930017 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)12:49:17') {

'Hello guys how do I become normal I'm thirty three years old and have almost never worked and I never go out to socialize
I'm uneasy around groups of people'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32930513 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)17:33:40'  && image=='1697308855856959.jpg') {

'>ASL
23M
>about you
been through a rough patch in life recently, hoping for better things and valuable friendships.
>interests/hobbies
just read Berserk up to when every1 hops on the boat but my interests are far and wide so we can talk about anything!
curious to learn about yours too!
>looking for
someone to spend time quality time with.
>not looking for
anyone bitter or pessimistic.
>contact
f8issealed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931277 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)01:31:24') {

'>name?
I will tell you my name if we get close enough.
>Contact info
Discord: easternboard9
>Age
22 years old.
>Sex
Male.
>Location
NYC.
>Favorite Book
If manga counts, anything such as Yotsuba&, Azumanga Daioh, One Piece, OPM, WataMote, and more (I'm a weeb, kek).
>Favorite Movie
I don't know. Some of my favorites include The Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars IV, Hells, Gremlins, Scream, Young Frankenstein, and other stuff that comes to mind.
>Favorite Music
Gothic rock, midwest emo, vaporwave, video game OSTs, and anime songs.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert, I guess. I am not really a NEET or a shut-in, as I do go to university as a full-time student but I would gladly make time for you.
>What are you looking for?
I will say right off the bat that I am interested in seeking a relationship here, but I prefer getting to know people first before I take it any further. I guess I just want a girl who also feels as shy and reserved as I do and would know what I'm going through, as that makes a partner more understanding for me.
>Who do you want to add you?
Any girl in my city who would be interested in me making her feel less lonely. I really enjoy conversation a lot, so I hope that wouldn't bore you! I also love making humor of everything. I guess I just would like to be with someone from here. For me, meeting someone who relates to me here is just enough. I don't have any physical expectations or things such as that, I just want to hang out with any cool girl from here and maybe even date afterwards if we get that spark. ;)

Oh, and the things I said I liked above are NOT hard requirements. But if you like any one of them, it'll make conversation a lot easier (and funnier). :D
>Who don't you want to add you?
Anyone else, I guess. I understand if you may be lonely from afar, but if you're not around where I live, I don't think I can just keep conversation online much, I'm afraid. I only have so much free time these days.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931688 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)07:44:50') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931690 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)07:46:33') {

'.bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931695 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)07:48:47') {

'>>32929268
wow people who are shutins, as in those who stay home, are more likely to use the internet? shocking. not like chronically online basement dweller shutins have been the meme since the dawn of the internet or anything.

god youre fucking stupid and petty. if youre over 25 its fucking over for you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931743 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)08:19:55'  && image=='1606823490195.png') {

'neet server that doesn't have a retarded leveling system:
https://discord.gg/TXw4XmAbQr

>you WILL post 10000 messages in tranny discord to see all channels'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931939 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)10:41:12'  && image=='1700910427717926.jpg') {

'>>32831794
>Age Sex Location
23 Male Phoenix Arizona (USA)
Bi (Top)

>Favorite Book
Mainly just various mangas I've read over the years.

>Favorite Movie
Don't have a favorite really.

>Favorite Music
I listen to a variety of music, hard to say exactly which I like.
Been listening to rock, electronic, or crust punk

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introverted college student. I can be pretty talkative when I warm up.

>What are you looking for?
Cute/Feminine/Twink boys/ MTF to be in a relation with.
Preferably those that like to talk, play games, joke around, listening to music together for hours, and don't mind a bit of degeneracy every now and then.
Someone that is able travel too (I'm unable too since still finishing up school)

>Who don't you want to add you?
Non Cute boys, Masculine/Towering men
Chubby/Out of shape

>Contact
Discord tag: .rooomez.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32932852 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)20:22:41') {

'>ASL
20/Gay Male/US

>About
Socially awkard neet from Houston TX looking for potential relationship or a FWB.
Masc, Skinny & Short.

>Interests
Mostly Music & Videogames, Anime, Films, & Walking

>Music
Death Metal, Post - Punk, Power Electronics, Industrial, Breakcore, IDM

>Videogames
FPs & RPG

>Looking for
Gay men from TX, who shares in common with me. potential relationship & an irl meetup

>Not looking for
Anyone outside from TX, MtF, Ghosters

>Tag
comehere003'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933190 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)23:18:28') {

'.bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933200 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)23:23:56') {

'this thread is full of niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933732 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)06:22:07') {

'Arise thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32935072 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)20:50:00') {

'please try to limit unimportant chatting in the staff channel as it makes it hard to keep up with what is happening';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32935459 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)01:13:55') {

'The dead shut theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that shut now consists mainly of AI activity and transgender posters that is manipulated by algorithmic curation, marginalizing organic human activity.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936223 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)11:09:20') {

'>>32931695
I just was curious. But that whole post gives me a good understanding of what kind of thread it is. Thanks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32937630 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)03:11:22') {

'Lobby supremacy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938429 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)13:22:38'  && image=='cover.jpg') {

'>name?
OJ
>Contact info
Discord: uhhnothanksimgood
>Age
19
>Sex
F
>Location
UK
>Favorite Book
The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
>Favorite Movie
Blonde (2022)
>Favorite Music
Björk, lovesliescrushing, Aphex Twin, Eminem
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introverted
>What are you looking for?
Just someone to talk to.
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone who's at least friendly. If you have any cool interests I'd love to know about them!
>Who don't you want to add you?
I suppose anyone that's hostile. But I'll take anyone atp'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938516 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)14:12:49'  && image=='RDT_20240210_0428255503243233961992107.jpg') {

'>name?
I’m not putting my name on 4chan lol
>Contact info
Discord: Fladdles
>Age
28
>Sex
M
>Location
Ohio
>Favorite Book
The Self Illusion, I love psychology and reading/learning about how identity works
>Favorite Movie
Edge of Tomorrow
>Favorite Music
Fuuuck…anything really. 90’s and 00’s grunge is my go to though.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introverted and don’t go out much aside from hiking and working.
>What are you looking for?
People to chat with, I haven’t made any friends out here bc it’s really friggin ghetto
>Who do you want to add you?
People who want to chat
>Who don't you want to add you?
People who just want nudes or sexual stuff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938529 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)14:20:28') {

'>>32880643
>Amygdalatropolis
whats that about'
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}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938962 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)18:23:16') {

'>>32936223
retard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939089 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)19:24:41'  && image=='cBMuCnF.jpg') {

'shutin more like FUCK YOU
https://discord.gg/R6XvueXjUR
https://discord.gg/R6XvueXjUR
https://discord.gg/R6XvueXjUR'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939194 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)20:22:10') {

'i love some of you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939303 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)21:46:50'  && image=='angelbot.png') {

'a moe server for moe people: angelhaven.

+‧꒰ა (ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ) ໒꒱ ‧+˚

new discord group for kind people interested in old anime, vidja, visual novels, denpa, etc. suitable for those who long for connection in a desolate world.

cute + funny / guro permitted. 18+.

https://discord.gg/jqFfWPAM
https://discord.gg/jqFfWPAM
https://discord.gg/jqFfWPAM'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939347 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)22:09:50'  && image=='IMG_4332.png') {

'>name?
splurter on discord
>Contact info
splurter on discord
>Age
18
>Sex
M
>Location
Ny
>Favorite Book
I can’t read
>Favorite Movie
Spirited away probably
>Favorite Music
A lot. Very much a lot
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Neet bc I’m mentally incapacitated
>What are you looking for?
Friends
>Who do you want to add you?
People who want to talk to me. Psychology nerds and people that know a lot about stuff like that are cool, idk much of anything tho
>Who don't you want to add you?
Boring people'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939819 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)02:15:55') {

'bump so I don't have to remember later.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939905 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)03:06:29'  && image=='ezgif-3-c86d9f4112.jpg') {

'>>32831794
Coming from another thread. Will copy its format since it hits the point well enough. I'll add a few from the OP as well.
>ASL
30/M/USA
>about you
Going through a career change from medicine to software engineering. Currently applying for jobs.
>interests/hobbies
Scripting, stock market, oneirology, araneology, entrepreneurship. I play games on occasion, most recently it's Don't Starve Together if my buddy texts me. I have watched some anime in the past, but I am not a big anime buff, so I don't know much about what's out there.
>looking for
Someone to talk to while working on our respective things. I want to listen about things that make you excited/things you are working on, it gets me excited to keep working too.
>not looking for
Politics, drama, racism
>contact
tinywebby
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Homebody mostly.
>Favorite Book
I don't have one off the top of my head, but I did read Jane Harper's The Dry recently and enjoyed it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32940240 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)07:39:01') {

'Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941753 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)22:08:31') {

'fatas';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32942895 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)11:10:13') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943297 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)15:50:39') {

'how does one NEET the best in the US of A? i'm working a remote job right now and it's slowly driving me insane. not the job or the work itself, it's the kind of thing i like, but the schedule regularity and constant need for the social contact and the lack of agency over my own time is destroying my ability to enjoy my life.
i have no family support networks to lean on. i'm probably pretty autistic. at least, i think i could easily get the diagnosis if it was needed, and could probably throw a few anxiety disorders and agoraphobia on top, though i'm not actually painfully anxious or afraid of leaving my home.
are there good resources that explain the path to getting NEETbux and working on compilers and shaders all day in my underwear while the nuggies heat up?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943377 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)16:44:53'  && image=='16948106764960.png') {

'>Contact info
ds: ._sync
tg: @coaxildizziness
>Age
18
>Sex
m
>Location
russia/moscow
>Favorite Book
on the genealogy of morality
>Favorite Movie
christiane f
>Favorite Music
breakcore, lolicore, dnb, ambient, vocalods, hiphop
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introverted
>What are you looking for?
someone to talk to/to play with
>Who do you want to add you?
cuties from around the globe
>Who don't you want to add you?
ukranians'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943466 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)17:44:17') {

'>>32943297
what kind of job is it? ive heard it is really hard to get them nowadays. how did you get it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943482 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)17:54:58') {

'>>32943466
i've had it for several years. i built the software product that ended up becoming the main attraction for the company. it's cool but i am getting sick of working on the same thing that isn't even mine for years and years.
>how did you get it?
craigslist, in desperation before i was gonna try to kms when i was too poor to function and owed money to friends. didn't know i could have looked into neetbux at the time, was too brainfog and dumb.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943486 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)17:57:16') {

'>>32943482
I'm impressed. How did you manage to snag a software job off of craigslist? I'm searching for work right now, and it has been a slog.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943508 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)18:11:07') {

'>>32943486
it was probably easier a couple of years ago. i wanted to use my skills which focus around building weird software. i looked specifically for a small business that seemed like they didn't know what they wanted or understand what kind of work would be necessary (thus posting for help on craigslist) and pitched myself as the alternate option to their problem that they didn't know they needed. i looked outside of the normal programming/software stuff to find more irregular listings.
i don't want to go into too much detail because it's kind of unique, but imagine you see a listing asking for a front-office person and they say that processing their order volume is exceeding what their existing front-office can handle so they need a 2nd. this is when you mail in and go, hey, i'm not a front-office person, but this problem can be solved in another way. if you go your route, it won't be long until you need a third, fourth, and more people to process your orders and handle your customers. or, i can build a system with you to do it automatically that can free up your existing front-office for customer support and let you scale up way further with no more people.
then you just keep adding features and pitching new conveniences once you're in the door until you're the indispensable technician of the new core business omni-system.
i did this, but with a new product they were trying to get off the ground that was being really clumsily assembled within an existing business. instead of coming in for the weird role they thought they wanted, i came in and pitched what their product could be with me doing my manic adhd scattershot dev thing. i was desperate and feeling very "nothing to lose" at the time, so it was easy for me to just wing it and promise big, and that was taken as confidence?
took me about 3 months of searching and about 10 tries to find something that clicked.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943527 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)18:22:14') {

'>>32943508
I'm sorry you are getting burnt out at work, but I have to applaud you for doing that anon. That's really cool. In the fact the path you are describing is actually something I'd love to do. I'd love to come in and just tinker and build my own thing within a company. In a way you are sort of living the life I'd like to have. Were you also an entry level software developer at the time (I am newly graduated)? Or did you have significant years of experience?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943552 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)18:40:44') {

'>>32943527
thanks anon. i think i would have kms as planned if it didn't end up being remote and such a good fit for me. my plan was to make enough to pay back my personal debts then go out camping forever.
my experience was weird. i'm 100% self taught and my experience was mostly personal projects and some scattered little solo business ventures and a bunch of friends & family tech support. i think it weirded my employer out when i went in but i talked the talk so it worked out.
but despite it being a good fit and ostensibly working to my strengths, i so very deeply miss having complete control over my day-to-day scheduling. waking and sleeping and eating as i please, obsessively working on what interests me for hours and hours on end, chasing new interests and projects as i desire. i like having the money this brings, and it's necessary to a certain level to sustain me now, but i think i'd trade a lot of it for that freedom again, thus my post wondering about how and how well neetbux works.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943563 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)18:49:35') {

'>>32943552
I gotchya. Having the day being eaten up by work can wear a person down. Having to build your life around the daily grind. Unfortunately, I have no idea how neetbucks work, as I'm trying to step in the job market myself. I wish I could return the favor for you there. If you don't mind, I do have another question to ask, which is what sort of personal projects/solo businesses are we talking about? Are we talking big endeavors? Smaller, simpler programs? I'm trying to gauge if I'm too behind in my capabilities to even consider doing something like what you did.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943568 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)18:55:46') {

'I'm on another loneliness wave, set off by fallout 4 of all things.
Does anyone know any good male-orientated romances? I've already read a lot of vns and manga, but it can be in any kind of format.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943579 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)19:01:09') {

'>>32943543
i missclicked at the age tab im 18 sorry'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943596 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)19:12:10') {

'>>32943563
i don't want to dox myself with specifics, so i'll change them a bit. but the personal/hobby projects mostly consisted of misc graphics/game stuff, some "homelab" stuff (aka i like setting up local services to learn), and the solo businesses stuff mostly focused around little dropshipping schemes when i'd find cheap products on ali, but mostly one of a couple single-shot """SaaS""" builds for companies friends worked for or with. basically would just hear friend casually talk about work problem, then go, "well, i mean, i could build a little thing that does that for you." in some cases, they'd use it to make a multi-hour task take only moments, but still bill for the whole time, then would kick me some cash for it. other times, they'd talk to their manager or whatever and if they showed interest, i'd just build it and tell them i'll run it for a fixed rate. copy a service contract off of google somewhere and tweak it to suit, charge a lil bit monthly and set a sad little service/support rate. if it was as useful as it seemed, seems it was inevitable they'll eventually hire their own people to build it in house, otherwise eventually needs would change and they'd end it.
the stuff that got the attention during my interviews was mostly the 'viable businesses' like the latter little projects, even if they were absolutely tiny and not really very profitable. i guess they had actual "business value" - little stuff like a CSV-to-styled-webpage converter hosted on one of my domains for a local coffee shop to load on their smart TV's browser fullscreen as a menu. barista friend complained about updating their physical menu all the time with specials. i said, why not use a screen?
my entire life was and kind of still is just winging it with gross little scripts. idk if i suggest it.
my most successful little business thing made me enough money to scrape by for a bit, and when it died and i had trouble finding more jobs, i got in friend-debt and got desperate fast'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943610 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)19:21:09') {

'>>32943596
Thank you for the type-up anon. Wish there were more people like you on /biz/. This information is really helpful and puts things into perspective vs the copy-paste maybe-real-maybe-made-up cookie cutter stuff that gets passed around in threads. I wish I could return the favor with the neetbucks procedure, but I really do appreciate you taking the time. Stories like yours are what drew me to software in the first place.'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944035 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)23:33:21') {

'>>32943552
if you are in the US i can talk to you about neetbux'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944097 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)00:14:57'  && image=='IMG_5781.jpg') {

'21 yo horny femboy
looking for anyone to goon all day n night with to anything you like ;) (prefer trans or fem but anyone welcome!)
kinks: futa,trans, incest,cumplay, ass, tits, pegging, femdom, bdms, orgasm control, n a ton others i’ll share
limits are scat piss gore vore
trade hentai, irl or any sort of porn, just let’s break eachother and edge all night long
don’t unadd me after once convo is all i ask :3
discord: subsissyboy
snap: sub_sissy25'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944105 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)00:18:57') {

'>>32944035
if i have 100k in the bank, can i sitll get any types of neetbux? i know some bux are dependent on you having pretty much no money.'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944268 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)02:31:24') {

'>>32944105
SSDI is not dependent on income/assets, only SSI is.

SSI is essentially for poor disabled people, and there is no requirement to needing "work credits" (earned by paying taxes back into the social security system while employed) like there is to qualify for SSDI.

If you've worked, you may qualify for SSDI.
If you've never worked, you'll likely only qualify for SSI (unless you have a dead, retired, or disabled parent).

SSI is the one that cares about your income, your savings, your assets, etc. SSDI does not. You are actually better off trying to earn as much as possible before applying for SSDI, as the check is based on your past earnings (unlike SSI, which is based on need/resources available to you currently).

Hope this made sense and helps someone.'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944275 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)02:35:32') {

'>>32944268
Oops I should clarify here:
>SSI is the one that cares about your income, your savings, your assets, etc. SSDI does not.

Both do care about your *current* income.
If you're *currently* earning over about $1,400 a month, you aren't going to qualify for SSDI. But if you earned a high salary in the past, your monthly SSDI check will be higher than someone who did not.
For SSI, its about $900 cap and your past earnings do not change the payment amount.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944293 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)02:46:35'  && image=='669a9c15e8ccd0e6d664367d15e88428.jpg') {

'>asl
F 19 West Coast USA
>favorite book
Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo or Rage by Stephen King
>favorite movie
I genuinely have too many, I love to watch movies.
>favorite music
Asmr fishtank noises 10hrs
>neet/introvert/shut in
Born to neet, forced to shut-in
>looking for
Someone to shitpost with, sending you funny memes and vice versa would be fun. People who like to VC and play video games together would also be amazing. Someone to talk about our mundane lives with. Preferably looking for women of any ages.
>not looking for
A romantic relationship with a man. I don't eant to fuck you, i don't want to be your girlfriend or send you pussy pics. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR COOMERS OR PORN ADDICT MEN. General assholes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944295 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)02:48:07') {

'>>32944293
>tag
Frankengrape'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944919 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)12:05:22') {

'>>32831794
21/M/PI
>letter
g
>interests
gaming, manga
>looking for
cocks twinks and bears send it all my way
>not looking for
idk
>tag
lawdawgford'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944974 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)12:48:02'  && image=='self portrait (real).png') {

'>ASL
22/M/North Europe
>Mental illnesses/What's wrong with you
A trillion different mental and physical things. At the forefront things like Asperger, Schizoaffective and OCD.
>About me
Almost complete shut-in NEET for a couple years now. I have one "friend" who I talk to maybe once a month but that's it.
Generally just a depressed ugly loser with no skills or talents of any kind.
>looking for
A Female friend hopefully. I find women easier to talk to since I'm a pathetic loser. But otherwise I don't really care much.
>Not looking for
Anything horny, voice chat (at least not for a while) or generally people who are in a rush with things. Let's just take it slow.
>Discord tag
stupididiot337'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944997 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)13:01:39') {

'>>32944293
>preferably looking for women

Dang, well, Johnny Got his Gun is amazing and we could talk about movies literally forever. What's your favorite 70's dystopian sci-fi film?!

dis Howizerall'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945384 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)16:55:19') {

'come join the gay faggots from homo queerspace';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945478 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)17:42:56') {

'>>32944268
>>32944275

thanks, that does help a lot.

i have savings so i wont be able to get SSI

i also have interest or dividends from the savings of over 1400 a month so i wont be able to get SSDI. I did work before so i meet that requirement.

so basically theres no other source of neetbux for me. by chance are there any other categories?

im not rich i just worked and paid taxes for years but stopped working due to reasons, and then never got back into it because my life sucks either way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945596 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)18:44:43'  && image=='original-3638551814.jpg') {

'>https://discord.gg/a2uQKzCrrw

SHUT IN NEET SERVER (job havers alllowed to come joi nfrens)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946277 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)00:22:12'  && image=='1708468435793396.jpg') {

'>>32860037
>>32874365
>>32886340
>>32889142
>>32891938
>i'm straight, BUUUUTTT i just love jerking off big cocks!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947443 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)15:26:02'  && image=='IMG_8615.jpg') {

'>name
l4a
>Contact info
[email protected]
>Age
33
>Sex
F
>Location
UK
>Favorite Book
Liked Robinson Crusoe, Gullivers Travels, I, Robot, and others.
>Favorite Movie
Don’t know, I liked Matilda, wizard of Oz, Gone Girl, Before Sunrise, the Martian, Lion…
>Favorite Music
Anything popular before about 2015. Kylie Minogue Love at First Sight, Avril Lavigne I’m With You, Avicii Levels
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Shut in with job.
>What are you looking for?
I will send you a handwritten letter anywhere in the world, if you are someone who would like that. I find messaging strangers too boring and I’m too shy to video chat.
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone, especially women or men my age, who wants a letter. Hoping you will write back once.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Don’t contact if you are a degenerate or psychopath, or if you don’t like Pepes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947489 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)15:48:44'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_avogado6__sample-b4fa5e738fa5cfba84cec02bd26b713e.jpg') {

'>name?
No
>Contact info
paradox3139
>Age
28
>Sex
male
>Location
germany
>Favorite Book
Hjorth, Michael and Rosenfeldt, Hans
MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
>Favorite Movie
5 centimeter per second
>Favorite Music
https://youtube.com/@cleopatrick?si=5IihCH3bgXRj0QeT
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Shut-in
>What are you looking for?
idk desu im schizo
>Who do you want to add you?
idk desu im schizo
>Who don't you want to add you?
idk desu im schizo'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947721 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)18:06:05') {

'>>32945478
interest/investments work differently for income on SSDI than income from a job but i am not as knowledgeable on that -- still worth looking into though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947740 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)18:12:30'  && image=='IMG_1016.jpg') {

'I want enchiladas rn :c and more Latina friends in shut';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948130 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)21:24:36'  && image=='Sword of Forge and Frontier (Showcase Scott Murphy).jpg') {

'>name?
chase
>Contact info
chaseth
>Age
25
>Sex
male
>Location
fl
>Favorite Book
one piece :DD
>Favorite Movie
end of evangelion
>Favorite Music
vaporwave
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
work full time, otherwise shut in
>What are you looking for?
friends
>Who do you want to add you?
us based neets
>Who don't you want to add you?
non us, sexual weirdos

see my post here >>32948113'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948159 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)21:43:47') {

'How do I break up with my imaginary girlfriend? We've been together for over 4 years, talking and hanging out daily, but somehow I managed to pull an attractive real girl who I now also talk to daily (video chat), and I'm just feeling really confused.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948876 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)07:27:24') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32949178 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)11:16:23') {

'>>32948159
buy her an imaginary cuck chair'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32949851 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)18:23:13') {

'good times in /shut/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32950917 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)06:13:30') {

'>>32948876
Must protect thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32950966 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)06:59:03'  && image=='20240207_211352.jpg') {

'>asl
22, soon to be 23/US/MTF
>about
I like anime, anything cute, lots of music (mostly jpop, y2k era music incl the bubblegum trash, drum and bass, breakcore, shoegaze/dream pop, witch house, synthpop, trance but much more as well!). I like Crash Bandicoot, Hat Girl, Animal Crossing and Splatoon. I don't have a proper gaming setup right now, long story! I have autism and ADHD. I also enjoy baking sweets, gardening, and writing. I am 420 friendly as well. I mostly enjoy watching romcoms or dramas btw.
>fav music artists
crystal castles, daft punk, bjork, aqua, deftones, phil spector wall of sound glossy goodness!!, slowdive, catherine wheel, tyler the creator, kanye, hikaru utada
>why you should add me
if you like dorks, I'm your gal :p But if you also like cuddles and Emily Dickinson poems, I'm also your gal! I'm not the most pretty girl.. but I still want to prove myself!
>interested in
women, not men. Cis or trans <3 I want friends or a gf.
>not interested in
men!!
>tag
glitterchan0557 on discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32951498 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)14:13:20') {

'wtf why all my threads sinking so fast.

bumping before bed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32951722 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)16:05:25') {

'>>32951498
•́ ‿ ,•̀'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952542 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)01:32:39') {

'>>32951722
>see the 4chan notification
>Think someone is noticing me
>it's just u bumping my bump

fine, suffer with me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952546 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)01:35:17') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952681 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)03:10:39') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32954556 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)23:23:39') {

'Server for cis women who browse imageboards. Hope to see you there.

>https://discord.gg/y8HPNJ22Gy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32954565 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)23:31:49') {

'>>32952542
don't tell smeggy i used that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32954600 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)23:53:08') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKjMVKH4yHo
Server is run by Dog fuckers lol. That dude in this video is literally an admin and his behavior is known.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955059 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)04:51:15') {

'lobby will always love you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955152 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)06:05:38') {

'>>32954600
I hope I appear in a Turkey Tom video someday <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955551 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)11:03:27') {

'Does Orteil still frequent here? I'd love to get a cookie clicker steam code from the lad.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956689 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)22:29:05') {

'>>32955551
no he left years ago pre covid bc he didnt wanna be associated with that kind of community any more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956812 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)23:40:23') {

'>>32955152
ur dad rapped you as a kid so now you do fucked u8p shit and get triggered over nothing. ^.^'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956833 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)23:56:01'  && image=='1705574410534637.jpg') {

'>A/S/L
20s/M
>hobbies/interests
drawing, anime & manga, videogames ( fighting games, pokemon, nintendo, jrpgs , rpgs, rpgmaker ) otomads & ytpmvs, old internet, vocaloid,yugioh, tokusatsu, /m/ and mechas , weeb shit, /x/ , I also speak spanish
>looking for
girls, similar artist friends from anywhere, who are asocial,loners and-or perverted, voicechats
>not looking for
ghosting, normalfags, trannies,woke shit
>tag
bleydr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32957253 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)05:26:39') {

'>>32956689
that's fair kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32957998 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)14:51:08'  && image=='afc7eaf9ebb753f128d8c30d22f4b1ef8cd1de3e.png') {

'>name?
Arthur
>Contact info
discord: wanderer522
>Age
21
>Sex
M
>Location
UK
>Favorite Book
The Illiad (not technically a book but you get it)
>Favorite Movie
Love Exposure (2008)
>Favorite Music
I have trash taste but lately I've been enjoying Type O Negative
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Uni student and spiritual NEET (no friends, no social life, never leave the house except to go to campus, etc.)
>about me
Just an autistic compsci student who spent the better part of his adolescence trying desperately to be a normie, but after starting uni quickly realised that he could never fully inhabit that world.
Really liked anime as a kid but in my aspiring normie years, I shunned anime and other weebshit that was seen as cringe at the time, but I've since come to accept that this is who I am, so I've been getting into manga, JRPGs, visual novels, etc.
I also enjoy literature (originally went to uni for literature (big mistake)), history, philosophy, and other such shit.
I play guitar semi-decently.
I may not be all that active on weekdays as I do try quite hard at uni.
>Who do you want to add you?
Comfy shut-in frens
>Who don't you want to add you?
Uncomfy shut-in enemies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958405 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)18:26:24') {

'>>32947443
I got my contact wrong, it’s [email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958477 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)19:05:30') {

'>Contact
friendly_djinn
>Age
31
>Sex
M
>Location
Texas, Soon to be Midwest
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In
Nope, normal guy
>What are you looking for?
People to talk to about video games, anime and deeper shit. I'm a retard who likes trying to help people and I just want someone to talk to daily. I would love to have someone autistically dump several paragraphs of info onto me about randomly niche topics.
>Who do you want to add you?
Ideally women
>Who don't you want to add you.
Assholes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958903 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)23:31:44') {

'Tranny mods banned the best user';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959342 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)05:58:15') {

'Why do anons sometimes write early/mid/late 20s etc? Too scared to say their exact age?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959379 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)06:43:03') {

'>>32959342
Men trying to look older, women trying to look younger.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960286 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)17:08:48') {

'Arise thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960505 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)19:06:40') {

'Server made exclusively for women who browse imageboards. Infight, make friends, etc -- the choice is yours!......

>https://discord.gg/RNPvG7j4ks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960879 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)22:46:21') {

'goodness gracious great balls of fire';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961167 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)01:13:37') {

'>name?
Call me Joe
>Contact info
Discord: slhammywhammy
>Age
23
>Sex
M
>Location
Northern Europe
>Favorite Book
"Infinite Jest" and yes I haven't read it
>Favorite Movie
The End of Evangelion
>Favorite Music
I like all kinds of rock and metal, but I also listen to techno and dance music for the fun of it, when I listen to pop it's anything before 2013 and sometimes it's nightcored
Death Grips fan, was homeless once
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
I failed highschool and I'm filling for the courses I fucked up, I'm kinda doing the bare minimum to get government gibs
>What are you looking for?
I want friends that share my hobbies, I like discussing philosophy, religion, psychology, I love 90's anime, if you can play League or other Vidya with me I'd like that a lot
I like consuming media and reading too much into it like an idiot (not political)
If you want to be serious about climbing in league then I'll give it my all and theory craft with you till Earth's end. EUNE
I sometimes do psychs but I'm also pretty responsible with it
I'm a person with decent understanding of emotions and the world and I've been told I'm a good listener and a fulfilling conversationalist.
I've been very hurt lately so I might be less open to talking about some out there concepts as I'm trying to reestablish my roots in this world. But I do love enriching conversation and developing opinions with people.
>Who do you want to add you?
I'm not looking for horny guys, just people who want to be friends.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32962409 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)16:23:35') {

'big bingus bushye';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32963023 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)22:46:58') {

'>A/S/L
18 femboy uk Dumfries

>Hobbies/Interests
video games, music, night walks,

>what traits you look for in a partner
preferably over 35 but close is fine. Looking for incredibly controlling men. Aggressive men. Men that don’t care about my well being

>long distance?
Perfectly fine

>Looking for
Long term extreme TPE owner.

To control all decisions such as what I eat/ if I eat. Bathroom breaks, what I wear what I do in a day. Even extreme stuff such as what I do what I watch when I’m allowed to switch YouTube video ect

Or I’d love even more extreme where I have to ask to change a video or to turn a light on

>Dealbreakers/Not looking for
below 30. Shy guys. People that can’t hold a chat. Vanilla people

>Kinks
I love basically all kinks. You’ll come to find there is very little I won’t do or at least try.
My personal favourites are; flashing, pain, embarrassment, risk, exposure, blackmail, online/game humiliation


ALSO!!!! looking for a cult that I can be forced and blackmailed into and forced into a way of life I shouldn’t

>Contact KIK
KittenBabyy69'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32963107 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)23:53:11'  && image=='6D1EC06B-6560-4BB6-9A17-CE4E5FE772CA.jpg') {

'Small but active women-only server for those of you who browse imageboards. Made for the lonely, autistic or otherwise awkward nonnie, though any cis woman is welcome. Discuss lolcows, create picrews, share yaoi, etc -- the choice is yours. :^)
>https://discord.gg/j2NdWt3Vwd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964264 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)14:48:17') {

'with arms wide open';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964450 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)16:48:11') {

'this thread sucks';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965101 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)22:58:45') {

'*stays*';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965916 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)10:05:05') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32966487 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)15:43:06') {

'>name?
uhhh
>Contact info
redcheese123 on discord, i dont really use anything else
>Age
18
>Sex
M
>Location
southeast USA
>Favorite Book
flight of the intruder (havent finished it)
>Favorite Movie
probably 1918 or fury (would say some weeb shit since i watch more anime movies then real ones)
>Favorite Music
2000's metalcore or obscure japanese metal bands
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
not a neet, introvert? yes, shut-in? kinda
>What are you looking for?
friends or maybe a partner
>Who do you want to add you?
some one interested in history, like wars n stuff, milsims or anime/manga
>Who don't you want to add you?
idk creepy people?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32967281 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)23:51:02') {

'want some alien gas?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32967704 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)05:11:53') {

'The only way I could be a better player than you are is to play with your team';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968339 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)12:29:48'  && image=='Screenshot from 2023-09-24 23-34-47.png') {

'Please wait a while before making a post';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969378 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)21:44:43'  && image=='842741654066561064.png') {

'NEET server that doesn't have a retarded gatekeeping level system:
https://discord.gg/TXw4XmAbQr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969525 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)22:54:03') {

'>>About Me

I am a 23 year old male! I am looking for a lady to build a friendship with! Some of my hobbies include video games, technology, films, reading, and going outside!

>>Looking For

As a 23 year old virgin I am definitely looking for some experience talking with women, and while I am not looking for a solely sexual relationship, I know that that is a big piece of things!~ I have a four inch dicklet and love being humiliated for it, I love SPH, JOI, taller women, and mommy dom dynamics! I am not necessarily looking for someone to just send me endless nudes of themselves as awesome as that sounds haha, but I am looking for someone to worship and make me stroke my dick when they want, that can be definitely be to porn they send me!

>>Not Looking For

Someone who will ghost me, ask for money, suggest I hurt myself, or any other aggressive actions

>>Discord
bingobongo1738

Thank you for reading my post:)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969848 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)02:20:55') {

'>>32969378
die in hell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969851 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)02:22:37') {

'Think My ex might have become a Kik slut.
Anyone who might have collected her? Would have been a while ago I think

Kik Built4disd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969907 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)02:59:59'  && image=='9DEA2538-0E1B-447E-8FCA-6B60F0051E4B.jpg') {

'Women-only server for those of you who browse imageboards. Post yaoi, create picrews, debate topics, etc... the choice is yours. :^)
>https://discord.gg/RkVXdFq6wP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971362 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)19:46:38') {

'Jꜰ ʏou ꜰuckJɴG ꜱee Jt... ʏou'MM tᴀke Jt Jɴ tHe mJddMe oꜰ tHe JRJꜱ oꜰ ʏouR eʏe ** ʏouR ꜱoɴ ꜰRom ᴀ pʏRocopteR ꜱeMMeR! ʏouR ꜰᴀtHeR ꜱeMMꜱ ꜱpoRtꜱ MotteRʏ tJcket Jɴ ꜰRoɴt oꜰ tHe ꜱHoe ꜱtoRe ʏouR ꜱoɴ Jꜱ ᴀ ꜰuckJɴG ʙJtcH.! J Hope ʏouR GRᴀɴdmᴀ ꜱMJpped oɴ tHe ꜱHoweR wHJMe ꜱHe'ꜱ tᴀkJɴG ᴀ ꜱHoweR ᴀɴd ꜰᴀMMꜱ ꜰoReHeᴀd Jɴto tHe ꜱoᴀp dJꜱH ʏou ꜰuckJɴG HoRɴ.! J wᴀɴt moRe ᴀɴd ꜰoR ʏou to ʙe ꜰucked toGetHeR wJtH ʏouR eɴtJRe ꜰᴀmJMʏ wJtH tHᴀt ʙuɴcH oꜰ ʙottMe coMMectoRꜱ ꜰRom tHe commuɴJtʏ ceɴteR.! ʏouR motHeR ꜰRom tHe mᴀmuMeɴGo cMᴀꜱꜱ ꜰoR cᴀRᴀɴdJRÚ pRJꜱoɴeRꜱ ʏou ꜱoʙ.! ʏouR ꜰᴀtHeR Jꜱ puMMJɴG ᴀ wᴀGoɴ tHRouGH tHe cJtʏ coMMectJɴG cᴀRdʙoᴀRd to tHeɴ mᴀke ᴀ pᴀckᴀGe ᴀɴd ꜱeMM eveRʏtHJɴG ꜰoR 1 ReᴀM! ʏouR motHeR coveRꜱ ʏouR ʙookꜱ ᴀɴd ɴoteʙookꜱ wJtH ᴀ ʙᴀG oꜰ RJce uɴcMe joÃo ʏouR ꜱoɴ ꜰRom ᴀ ꜰuckJɴG MᴀvᴀdeRᴀ.! ʏouR ꜰᴀtHeR ꜱeMMꜱ ᴀ ɴet ᴀt tHe MJGHtHouꜱe ʏou ꜱoʙ! ʏouR GRᴀɴdꜰᴀtHeR RepᴀJRꜱ pReꜱꜱuRe cookeR';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971493 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)21:22:59') {

'>>32834380
Considering you said you didn't want "biological males" adding you, yeah you pretty much played yourself there. Most of the people on this mongolian throat washing forum are "biological males", and those that aren't you're definitely not impressing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32973091 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)17:38:59') {

'augh....';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974403 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)10:41:30') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974845 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)15:03:51') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974849 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)15:08:22') {

'>>32974845
>*farts on you*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975058 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)17:46:31'  && image=='1707597742464319.jpg') {

'>Contact info
Discord: winnerlife93
>Age
30
>Sex
M
>Location
Eastern US
>Favorite Book
Cather in the Rye
>Favorite Movie
Terminator 2
>Favorite Music
Prog Rock
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Sorta, have a remote job and my own house but I'm pretty socialized and still go out.
>What are you looking for?
NEET girl who is into all the typical 4chan-type interests to talk with and see where it goes. My ideal waifu is someone I can smoke weed and play Mario Kart with on a weekday.
>Who do you want to add you?
Girls who are looking for a chill tall White guy to provide for them
>Who don't you want to add you?
Guys, and anything guy-adjacent'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975282 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)19:53:16') {

'>ASL
20/F/eu

>describe yourself
- 160cm dark hair dark eyes pale
-mentally unstable.
-can't control my obsessiveness when I get feelings for someone.
(It is extreme)
-kinda introvert
-i hate showing what I look like right away so be patient
-virgin

>hobbies/interests
Not much hobbies, really Into true crime & conspiracy theories

>looking for
-friends/maybe something long term
(I say maybe cuz I hate things being forced lol)
- ! long distance is fine !
- looks don't matter that much
- perferbly 10cm taller then me or more is fine (170cm+)
-age range (19-27)

>not looking for
lgbtq people, trans men/women, black, people who get offended easily


>tag; xxxler'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975297 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)20:03:02'  && image=='F0X7RBTWYAQgLH2.jpg') {

'> asl
23, male, Russia.
> about me
I self-diagnose myself as an autistic schizoid because it sounds cool, although I don't give fuck what any of these terms mean, and I don't want to get to know either.
> preferences
I am a virgin, never been in a relationship, tried alcohol or smoked. I hate women, children, teenagers, animals (especially pets), dog lovers, office workers and automobile drivers.
> hobbies/interests
Listening to Japanese music, particularly touhou, vocaloid and utaite stuff. Playing old retro games. Playing strategy and simulation games, or games that are really hard to grasp. Reading manga, eroge, ranobe. Watching anime, rewatching MLP.
> favourite anime titles
Dragon ball, sakurasou no pet no kanojo, golden time, toradora, haruhi suzumiya, hikaru no go, gto, kiss x sis, to love-ru, mushishi, nichijou.
> looking for
Male virgin friends.
> what for
- to watch anime together;
- to play games together;
- to just chat;
- to just talk through vc.
> not looking for
Women, gays, transgenders.
> tag
reka_satoka'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975384 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)20:58:28') {

'>>32831794
>name?
nira
>Contact info
discord: niravam_
>Age
19
>Sex
male
>Location
south east usa
>Favorite Book
NUNYA
>Favorite Movie
NUNYA
>Favorite Music
really into drone need more to fuel the despair. if you enjoy music please feed me, i want to get into the whole spiral.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In? Yesyesyesyes
>What are you looking for?
Are you an angel? I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. Are you an angel? Are you an angel? Are you? Its not as if any of this is real. im not real. I Love you'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975413 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)21:29:20') {

'>>32975058
see OP and fuck off
this is not a dating/hookup thread

>>32831794
>What do I do in the threads?
Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity!'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975892 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)03:41:20'  && image=='image[1].png') {

'we have a thriving artist community';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975896 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)03:46:16') {

'>>32975892
Hahahahha I get it. It's funny because it says nigger xddd'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975971 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)05:02:51') {

'>>32954600
this is not the admins username you illiterate dumbass. just because it has a z and an r in it and theyre both furries doesnt mean its the same person. holyshit you are dumb as fuck.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976738 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)16:13:57') {

'>>32971493
And who designated you the speaker for women here, clown? Why're you even responding to such an old post.
>Most of the people on this mongolian throat washing forum are "biological males"
Wow, no shit idiot! Who would've guessed!'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976786 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)16:40:31') {

'>>32976738
this isnt a dating thread fuck off coomer sexlet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976820 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)16:51:56') {

'>>32832215
>>32832654
>>32834142
>>32834736
>>32834920
>>32839822
>>32839914
>>32844628
>>32854257
Yall would really fit into this discord server https://discord.com/invite/rxhell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976825 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)16:57:23') {

'>>Contact info
Discord: Solid1124
>>Age
30s
>>Sex
Male
>>Location
EU
>>Favorite Book
No Longer Human
>>Favorite Movie
You Were Never Really Here
>>Favorite Music
Depends on my mood. But I usually listen to Aphex Twin or IDM/Experimental. I usually like unique sounds so I always find new bands/musicians to listen to.
>>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET for 16 years and introverted(Asexual Schizoid)
>>What are you looking for?
Curious people. People who love learning. I absolutely love reading and learning about everything.
>>Who don't you want to add you?
People who are looking for anything sexual or anything romantic. I don't want to trade pictures/videos or talk about sex at all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977377 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)22:46:46') {

'>>32976786
Shut up you fucking mongrel. No one cares.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977435 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)23:20:38') {

'>>32976786
Shut in literally existed as a way to date other shut ins you tranny retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32978762 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)14:24:42') {

'>>32977435
go away'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32978870 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)15:06:46') {

'salmon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979064 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)16:02:23') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979719 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)22:36:05'  && image=='you.jpg') {

'I require a foid to help with a personal project, preferably from europe and a stinky neet so you don't have anything else to do. Great things are ahead.

[email protected] (my business email)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979778 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)23:16:45'  && image=='www.fetchfind.png') {

'>discord.gg/a2uQKzCrrw

lots of neets and lots of not neets to socicalis wwith when u have nothing else to do (join!!)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981046 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)14:13:04') {

'do not CUM into the server unless you're finished GOONING';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981933 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)00:03:31'  && image=='1688701288928564.png') {

'tied of retarded leveling servers that gatekeep and have powertripping jannies? JOIN HERE:
https://discord.gg/TXw4XmAbQr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32983124 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)16:41:44') {

'the /shut/ community is unfortunately awful';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32983586 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)21:22:32') {

'We are all products of bad design';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984111 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)03:10:18') {

'Good night shuttoids';

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984130 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)03:25:23') {

'>>32977435
the thread has said for almost 10 years in the OP copypasta that it is specifically not for trying to get into anyone's pants

there was at one point a completely separate website/forum geared towards dating'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984133 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)03:27:06') {

'>>32981933
you have 185 members

we have 2,500

leveling reduces moderation need by blocking expendable faggots from areas they create more work than theyre worth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984456 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)08:36:29'  && image=='IMG_8197.jpg') {

'>ASL
18/F/RU
>about
bipolar, friendly, caring, will listen to you talk about anything. i’m a self-employed shut-in, often depressed, but won’t bother u with it, i live alone in my apartment, don’t have many friends, and am interested in kind people to meet and hangout with.
>interests/hobbies
i dont really do much throughout the day, but i like talking with people, napping, watching youtube/tiktok, getting high,…
>looking for
kind, caring people interested in being friends, or maybe more
>not looking for
anyone over 30, incels, racists, or anything similar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984767 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)12:32:01'  && image=='photo_2024-03-10_13-58-13.jpg') {

'>>32831794
>ASL
20/Gay Male/Portugal
>about you
I moved here a couple months ago so I could get a tech degree and I feel lost and overwhelmed. I tread the fine line between being a normie and a sperg while attempting to not decent into neetdom.
I'm very talkative when I loosen up and really love to know people deeply. I like to think I'm a good listener.
>interests/hobbies
Trying to improve my cooking (as far as my budget allows lmao). Very much into psychodhelics. Overall a computer and programming enthusiast.
Birds.
Formerly into gaming (Factorio, Starsector, OpenTTD, anything along that vibe I will jam to). Currently getting really fucked by college so I won't game anytime soon.
Been trying to get back into reading with not a lot of success. I would really enjoy having a book buddy!!
>looking for
A BEST fren :D mainly if you are a local, or someone to smoke with at the very least
I hope to find something a little bit more meaningful if possible. I'm very tired of having vapid friendships.
>not looking for
Anything sex or relationship related (I REALLY mean it).
I do enjoy fruitful discussion, but not if you are a /pol/tard or debatelord.
>contact
birdie.birdie'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985146 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)16:44:12'  && image=='20240207_094834.jpg') {

'>>Contact info
dhammapala
>>Age
23
>>Sex
M
>>Location
West Tennessee
>>Favorite Book
The Outsiders maybe? I haven't read many story books
>>Favorite Movie
Maybe Akira. I've never been sure
>>Favorite Music
Genre? Shoegaze maybe. I don't tend to know my own genres much. I just go off vibes
>>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Neet. Trying to get out kinda, but am not great at that. Would be nice to know more people that struggle with that too
>>What are you looking for?
Either a female neet to at least be friends with, if not date, or just someone, male or female, from my area. Preferably with some semblance of shared interests/values or similar personality. Whatever helps make us click
>>Who don't you want to add you??
Inexpressive people who can't hold a conversation beyond simple statements/words. Trans, adulterers/amoral folk, ghosts. Genuinely, if you're gonna friend me and never be around to talk, just don't friend me at all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985158 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)16:49:56') {

'>>32984456
hey there add me demonangel2820'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32986028 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)00:55:42'  && image=='C3567332-88CC-4F37-B179-B8EC07C68581.jpg') {

'>name?
chi
>Contact info
.omorashi. on disc
>asl
twenty something, female, usa
>Favorite Manga
I Brought Home A Succubus Who Failed To Find A Job, jk haru is a sex worker in another world, my girlfriend's not here today.
>Favorite LN
Mushoku Tensei
>Favorite Movie
kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
ryusei-kacho (hideaki anno short film)
i watched Drib recently and it was very cool, big fan of that director. he did Dream Scenario.
>Favorite Music
guntai9, ellegarden, other japanese hyperpop and pop punk
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
neet, hikkikomori, shut in, agoraphobe, i do it all! i'm considered disabled and can't work. i am very poor.. poor little me.
>What are you looking for? / About Me
someone to treat me like a princess maker game. i like being lightly bullied and taken care of. i've been reading a lot of lesbian ntr manga lately. i'm a little silly and loving but toxic, buuuuttt i prawmise i'm stable. we can talk about degenerate things and watch anime together~ lets be best friends, okay? yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
>Who do you want to add you?
fun people! cute people! people who aren't scared to speak their mind! girls, guys, trannies, it's all fine to me! you must have good taste in anime girls and women, this is non negotiable. you must have good taste in other things too, but that's negotiable.
>Who don't you want to add you?
turbo normies! moralfags! boring people! fujos? ermm black people?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32986106 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)01:47:12'  && image=='oka_okakanoka.jpg') {

'>name?
Kay
>Contact info
vocaloiddragon
>Age
23
>Sex
M
>Location
SOUTH US
>Favorite Book
A Will Eternal
>Favorite Movie
Not entirely sure, my favorite show is xam'd lost memories though
>Favorite Music
Vocaloid https://open.spotify.com/track/7gDwEgiqWc1CDfH3k5e7Uy?si=786916cdbbb74e15
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Quit my last job because I couldn't stand it anymore and I've been stuck in a rut, so neet.
>What are you looking for?
Friends, please to get close to and talk to. We can play games or just share things we love.
>Who do you want to add you?
People who are interested in long term friendships, I'll try my best but might be dry if we have nothing in common.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Racists, edgy people. anyone below 20 and above 29'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32986186 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)02:59:19'  && image=='2lcsmntbouo71.jpg') {

'>name?
Koti
>Contact info
kotokomusanagi (discord)
>Age
27
>Sex
Female
>Location
USA
>Favorite Book
Crime and Punishment
>Favorite Movie
The Dark Crystal
>Favorite Music
Post punk (esp Black Marble, Depresion Sonora), UK Garage, Drums n Bass, Breakcore, game OSTs
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All of the above
>What are you looking for?
Friends
>Who do you want to add you?
People who want friends
>Who don't you want to add you?
Lolicons'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987090 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)15:47:26'  && image=='SGCAM_20231129_083934851.jpg') {

'>>32831794
>Status
Voyager Mission: Deep Space Exploration
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male Androgynous / Mostly gay / My age would hurt you but they say I look like 20 (long hair, androgynous, 25+)
>Location
WestEU/Near Dortmund
>Interests
Invertebrate keeping, plants, gaming/hardware, psychedelics, outdoor, nature
>Music: (Oldschool) Goa Trance, Techno, Industrial, Experimental, Folk, Metal, Ambient, Bhajans
Movies/Shows: Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games: Vermin-, Darktide, AOE II DE, Stronghold DE, War Thunder, Warframe, Mass Effect 3/AMP, Battlefield 1/4
>About me
I have so little money that 'existantial minimum' is something I look up to (thanks to my ex BF but I'm emotionally over it but suffer finacially). Prove yourself worthy and I show you my ways of survival.
Be near or ideally with me. Embrace the darkness and it may embrace you <3 I have my own apartment, but I'm not a provider. I have little future but there is a glimpse of a
positive outcome now. Prepare to assist me in my struggle and I will help you, we may mingle and get attached to each other over it that is what I want. I seek for inspiring new contacts of mutual benefit,
spiritual growth leading into a new reality.

I seek for a life partnership mainly, but my hopes are low and I'm used to be embarassed. No quick sex shit but I would consider fwb with a matching person (exclusive).

I like feminine (androgynous, 25+, mentally and legaly stable) people who are "in between" (Like myself. Sexual things are a bonus to me as there are substances that help me to "RELIEF"
these mortal urges.

No Americans/non-EU citizens for anything physical/romantic. Be EU NEET ideally. Do you also ´crave for 'those' otherworldly desires? If you seek the transgression, then you seek for me.
Sex people
>Contact
tfwnoelfbf@emailn . eu

Write at least 3 sentences why you want to contact me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987243 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:20:32'  && image=='FwZyKkyWwAUnjzB.png') {

'>Contact info
galiper
>Age
23
>Sex
M
>Location
Canada, Quebec
>Favorite Book(manga)
Grand Blue
>Favorite Movie
Million Dollar Baby
>Favorite Music
Bizon, Kaaris. But actually too many
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert
>What are you looking for?
People to talk, make frens or gf. I also want to practice my english so sorry if I make some errors.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Weirdo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987571 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)20:41:56'  && image=='IMG_1946.jpg') {

'>name?
mya
>Contact info
discord: fantastic_axolotl_37232
>Age
18
>Sex
female
>Location
usa
>Favorite Book
misery by stephen king
>Favorite Movie
terrifier
>Favorite Music
any, mainly rap
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introvert
>What are you looking for?
friends or a relationship i dont really know rn
>Who do you want to add you?
doesnt matter
>Who don't you want to add you? doesnt matter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987745 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)22:14:55') {

'>>32987571
I absolutely love Stephen King!

Added you on Discord, user badgerwastaken.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988692 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)11:25:20') {

'augh. AUGH.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988752 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)12:29:29') {

'>Contact info
Disc bungus57
>Age
19
>Sex
M
>Location
Eastern us
>Favorite Book
Don’t have
>Favorite Movie
Also don’t have
>Favorite Music
Carti atm
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Yes
>What are you looking for?
Not really sure, mainly a girl as antisocial as I am for a relationship, someone who just sit and do nothing with me. Although when I do go out I love thrifting and going on walks
>Who do you want to add you?
Girls my age, max 30, 18+
>Who don't you want to add you?
Men or trans, broke so not sanding any money to people, no underage

I do have stuff going on so my apologies if I don’t answer right away'
;

}

if(Blessed && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989642 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:15:42') {

'>name?
Chris
>Contact info
BlessedViva#6650
>Age
30
>Sex
Male
>Location
Brooklyn, NY
>Favorite Book
Bone, I guess? The graphic novel. I'm not much of a book guy
>Favorite Movie
WALL•E, Rocky and Kill Bill: Vol. 1
>Favorite Music
Kanye West - Late Registration for my favorite artist and album. Eurodance for my favorite genre
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert and a shut-in. Straight to my bedroom once I finish my shift
>What are you looking for?
Local short and chubby women. Or maybe just NA East TF2 pals. Heavy mains preferred
>Who do you want to add you?
The aforementioned above
>Who don't you want to add you?
Anyone else, pretty much'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32990133 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)00:50:47') {

'>>32831794
>ASL+timezone
25/M/EST

>About Yourself
My main interests are music, movies, shows, cooking, fps/strategy games, geography, comedy and history.

>Looking for
Girls that are willing to talk and present themselves honestly and just have a good time. Someone to play games with or watch shows with is what i’m mainly looking for. Preferably more of a mean attitude from a girl is what I find attractive. I would love to vc and get to know you. Feel free to try and manipulate me. I prefer to VC but if you just want to text at first thats cool.

i like feet btw

>Games
Apex, Tarkov, Valorant, Overwatch, Fortnite, vrchat when I’m bored.

>Not looking For
People who need the entire conversation carried or are too cool to reply.

>Tag
ambient.person'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32990313 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)02:50:00') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32990343 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)03:04:51'  && image=='Screenshot_2024-03-08-23-35-06-247_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg') {

'>>32831794
>>name?
Kez

>>Contact info
jiansu

>>Age
25

>>Sex
Male

>>Location
Eastern Europe, Estonia

>>Favorite Book
The Bone Garden by Tess Gerritsen

>>Favorite Movie
The Seven Psychopaths (classic) or Ricky Stanicky (new)

>>Favorite Music
Right now it's folk punk, but I like all kinds of extreme music. Protect Mincecore

>>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET and teetering on the edge of agoraphobia.

>>What are you looking for?
I'm looking for people to activately talk to and bond with. Maybe watch some of my autistic favorite shows, movies, videos when I am reminded of their existence or play a fun game together. Most of the time I prefer competitive shooters, but if something good pops up, I'd definitely play it with you.

>>Who do you want to add you?
Obsessive people, women and twinks alike. Autists who enjoy strange things and want to share those hobbies.

>>Who don't you want to add you?
Obese people, top men'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32990369 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)03:21:22'  && image=='Tandem_2024_03_13_1710384015688.jpg') {

'>name?
Jesse
>Contact info
Telegram: @GwannaSauna
>Age
29
>Sex
Homem
>Location
EUA
>Favorite Book
Sei lá kk
>Favorite Movie
Gosto de filmes de ação em geral
>Favorite Music
Recentemente eu escuto muito o drum and bass
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert
>What are you looking for?
Troca linguística inglês-português
>Who do you want to add you?
Falantes nativos de português que estão aprendendo inglês
>Who don't you want to add you?
Aqueles que não podem ler esse post sem tradutor'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32990846 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)10:07:07'  && image=='GHHUflWWIAAMQwm.jpg') {

'>name?
not yet, sry.

>Contact info
DC: lllllllllllllllll8967

>Age
21

>Sex
M

>Location
EU (You could be from anywhere)

Although I don't really like to have 'favorite' things because I try to see the beatiful sides of everything, I'll say a couple of things that I like so you know some of the things I'm into

>Favorite Book
Brave New World, The Tenant, The Metamorphosis (I've recently taken a break from reading because it makes me feel really depressed and nihilistic about life, just so yk ^^)

>Favorite Movie
Shutter Island, Saw, Ex Machina

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET + Introvert

>What are you looking for?
A friendship where we can be ourselves, share the sides of us we've kept secret from other people, trauma dump on each other and share our suffering and deepest thoughts. The thought of having someone to talk to for hours, criticize normies, debate with each other, watch and play things together, all in the hope of changing each other's miserable lives and bringing some happiness sounds quite nice

>Who do you want to add you?
Someone who is a loser, lonely, miserable, pathetic and desperate for human connection.. I'm aware that some of these things may seem offensive but I've accepted my reality and I feel like it would be better if I be honest to find someone like myself. I'm not really looking for something sexual, or a relationship right away, but I would prefer you to be a female so we can start as friends and if we relate to each other and I guess connect in some deeper way, we can turn it into a relationship. And, I'm actively trying to get better to get out of the NEET lifestyle so I'm open to the idea of encouraging each other to become better

>Who don't you want to add you?
Normies. People who have a lot friends and high hopes of humanity. Conservatives. Wokes. People who worship the government. And those who are too scared to even watch a horror movie

(When I add you, tell me what got your attention in my intro and please introduce yourself :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32991476 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)17:31:50') {

'>>32831794
>ASL
M, 26, Europe
>about yourself
Loser NEET with no real interests or hobbies. On good days I hike and whittle or play D&D, but most of the time I just watch shows or movies to waste away the day. Extremely clingy, jealous, possessive, obsessive. But I'm in therapy now and working on getting better, it will likely take a long time though since I've been messed up for most of my life.
>looking for
A new female bpd favourite person since I lost my last one. Ideally someone that will help me fix my life, I want to but I can't without a favourite person, because without one there's no reason for me to be alive so I just do nothing. I'm very jealous and possessive so preferably you'd have no other friends/an SO.
If that could actually lead to a real relationship that would be even better.
>not looking for
druggies, biological men, whores, people that don't want to/can't deal with bpd
>contact
whiteminch on discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992088 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)23:11:05') {

'>>32839822
>zawa
Is that the sound effect, or some weird lgbt thing?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992126 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)23:32:47') {

'Fuck it, I need horny people

>ASL

35/m

>looking for

girls or horny guys who want to rate and comment my busty irl friends, also i want to see the biggest tits on your facebook/insta

>not looking for

people expected to be fed, bad conversations

>feishes

Big tits, people we know irl, sexual experiences

>Discord Tag
luff04'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993553 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)16:52:33') {

'>>32992126
awful message'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32995633 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)15:22:05'  && image=='team-crow-john-carpenters-vampires-30434530-1024-676-678x381.jpg') {

'>name?
Jeremy
>Contact info
daybowbow_divinitygangster on discord
>Age
24
>Sex
M
>Location
USA
>Favorite Book
Nightwood - Djuna Barnes
>Favorite Movie
Boyz N The Hood
>Favorite Music
Gun Club, John Maus, Beach Boys a bunch of others
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Yes yes yes
>What are you looking for?
Im looking for nice people, patient with my social disability who are also into nature and art to vc with who want to watch films, listen to music and chat in general preferably female cause i need more female friends my age
>Who do you want to add you?
21-30, nice
>Who don't you want to add you?
Assholes/scolds'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32996267 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)21:45:59'  && image=='1691628523870591.jpg') {

'>name?
No
>Contact info
otanashikyouko
>Age
31
>Sex
m
>Location
the south
>Favorite Book
kokoro
>Favorite Movie
hellraiser
>Favorite Music
industrial, power electronics, dark ambient, coldwave
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All of the above.
>What are you looking for?
someone to talk to
>Who do you want to add you?
mental illness pals
>Who don't you want to add you?
boring normalfaggots'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32996284 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)21:52:39') {

'>>32996267
*otonashikyouko'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32996467 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)23:26:18') {

'>>32832654
you seem cool but your discord friend requests are off ;_;
>t. 20/f/new england'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32996507 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)23:45:58'  && image=='IMG_1310.jpg') {

'>ASL
23/m/uk
>about you
neet with too much free time and not enough friends to spend it with
>interests/hobbies
vidya (survival horror, platformers, fromsoft stuff), weeb shit, travel (went to Japan, Netherlands and Ireland last year) lifting, lost media, horror, spooky /x/ type shit, sonic, old internet culture and rabbit holes, general tech stuff like pc building and soft modding consoles
>looking for
friends to shoot the shit with, play games, watch anime or movies etc. i mainly play single player games but im down to stream if you wanna watch. Also regrettably getting back into destiny 2 so if you play that hmu
>not looking for
Severe mental illness (little bit is fine just pls don’t expect me to be ur therapist), doomers, low effort, edating
>contact
_tabi_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32996680 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)01:14:58'  && image=='1669449535205480.jpg') {

'>Contact info
discord: 9143512
>Age
19
>Sex
ftM
>Location
America
>Favorite Book
Perfect Blue
>Favorite Movie
Blade Runner 2049
>Favorite Music
German club/metal music and incelcore
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert, socially inept, only leave house for college classes.
>What are you looking for?
Interesting online friendships, no vc (yet) or anything sexual/romantic.
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone really, any age range, location, etc. if you're a woman however i'll most likely only be interested in making you my gf instead of just being friends though.
>Who don't you want to add you?
fellow poons or any chinese (paranoid you might be a spy o_o)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32996879 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)03:29:36'  && image=='IMG_6836.jpg') {

'>>32831794
Sure, why not
>Contact info
Discord: saali924
>Age
26
>Sex
M
>Location
FL, US
>Favorite Book
The Bible
>Favorite Movie
The Cinderella Man (recommend)
>Favorite Music
Christian, Pop Rock, Electronic, Otacore, etc.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert, trying to improve myself though
>What are you looking for?
Potentially a relationship, friendships are fine too if you’re a guy (or girl even). Just started actually using Discord two weeks ago so I don’t have many people on my friends list. Recently started trying some new games and stuff as far as being online goes, if you have any servers that you can recommend that would be nice
>Who do you want to add you?
Open to anyone I think, I’m not really the trusting type so I don’t like to initiate conversations unless I’m comfortable with the person but I’ll always respond if you reach out. Also don’t have a mic at the moment if that is helpful
>Who don't you want to add you?
People who like to ghost in any context, just don’t bother if you’re gonna be like that please, already dealt with it once so far and it’s just dumb'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32997819 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)14:15:49') {

'did you condemn hamas today?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998971 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)00:29:36') {

'>>32831794
Literally only kikes come to this stupid worthless server. Tested and failed. Only positive that you had is AIDS. Kill yourselves.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32999198 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)03:01:59') {

'>>32998971
this user did NOT enjoy the plasma 6 update!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000368 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)15:30:36') {

'Arise thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000416 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)15:48:42'  && image=='bg7.png') {

'I am searching for wisdom and art

21/M/Baltic
women leave me alone, im taken, i anally penetrate my gf (female) on a weekly basis

dc: bigsuck69'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000433 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)15:57:02') {

'>Contact info
tsundereshark. disc
>Age
29
>Sex
f
>Location
us
>Interests
video games, anime, plants, roller skating
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
anxious bpd shut-in that let social anxiety get too bad to talk to people
>What are you looking for?
i wanna try talking to people again, and get over my fears so I can go out and have a life again
>Who do you want to add you?
anyone patient and kind who would be willing to talk to someone with no social skills. im cool with talking about anything, just want human interaction again.
>Who don't you want to add you?
anyone unkind or judgemental'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000548 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)17:03:34') {

'>>32850164
bait.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000648 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)17:48:35') {

'>Contact info:
kimiika(discord)
>Age
26
>Sex
femboy
>Location
EU
>Favorite Music
Metal, all kinds of metal, harakiri for the sky is my favorite though
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
neet
>What are you looking for?
Conversations, EU 20+, friends
>Who do you want to add you?
weebs, vn fans(higurashi my fav), league/valo/apex/ow2 fans, fighting game fans, youtubers, video editors(im one myself), anyone that likes weeb shit/metal generally though
>Who don't you want to add you?
religious zealots, pervs, ghosters, sensitive people(i can behave though, if you seem interesting)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000673 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)18:00:59') {

'>name?
Eoin

>Contact info
contact me on discord, name is Angry_Pirate_Asuka

>Age
23

>Sex
M

>Location
Philly

>Favorite Book
Tokyo Ghoul

>Favorite Movie
Coraline, but I love a lot of horror movies

>Favorite Music
I love rock music or depressing sounding music

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introvert, I have a job but when I am not working I am usually shut in my house

>What are you looking for?
I am looking for a girlfriend, I have tried dating apps and they havent worked out for me and im too shy to approach people IRL so here I am

>Who do you want to add you?
anyone can add me, if you are looking for a friend or anything just add me and we can talk and hang out, at the end of the day though I hope to find a nice girl to try my hand out at dating/

>Who don't you want to add you?
Like I said anyone can add me but in terms of a relationship I am straight and do not wish to date any trans MtF'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000676 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)18:02:40') {

'>>33000433

maxjenius81 discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000883 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)19:39:21') {

'>>33000433
hi i'm wracked with anxiety and have no social skills either lets work on them together dc: brutusinthatbooth

honestly anyone can feel free to add me I will warn I am absolutely terrified of communication so im pretty bad at it though but ill try
>asl
22m northeast us'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001600 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)02:24:07') {

'good night shsuth';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33003631 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)02:45:52') {

'emergency bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33003924 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)07:41:03'  && image=='Screenshot_2024-03-20-11-17-35-134_com.brave.browser-edit.jpg') {

'>name?
GeriatricBean
>Contact info
tendiesempai
>Age
26
>Sex
m
>Location
Estonia
>Favorite Book
If manga: You and I Are Polar Opposites
if not: His Secret Illuminations
>Favorite Movie
Like Bladerunner 2049 aesthetically the most. Thats about it.
>Favorite Music
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLteMTwvcK0h0TW8cSkiWmlfMmLPXAvwmV&si=KqhKvBuByDkasBbM
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
For the past 6-ish years.
>What are you looking for?
Friends. People to exchanges vids, memes and tik toks with be they sad, war edits, goslingcore, wholesome or normie shit.
>Who do you want to add you?
People with patience for a socially retarded, kinda non verbal doomer
>Who don't you want to add you?
Mean folks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005167 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)21:34:32') {

'>>32984133
Having 2500 people in a server seems bloated and really annoying quality over quantity'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005221 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)22:06:11') {

'>ASL
29/m/uk
>Mental illnesses/Whats wrong with you
asd adhd mdd bpd
>about me
mentally ill hikineet, weeb sympathist
>looking for
cute feminine favourite person to talk to all day
>not looking for
mean or masculine people
>Discord tag
tomoko.umaru'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005239 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)22:18:49') {

'>>33000433
Sent under meddlington. Let's talk about roller skating!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005257 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)22:29:46'  && image=='20240214_103016.jpg') {

'>name?
Owl Cliff
>Contact info
owlcliff_ (discord)
>Age
20
>Sex
Male bi (more male leaning)
>Location
TX
>Favorite Book
Dont read anymore :(
>Favorite Movie
Donnie Darko, Suspiria, The Machinist, etc. usually horror, thriller, psychological, scifi, or based o
>Favorite Music
Death Metal, Shoegaze, IDM, Darkwave, Black Metal, Death Doom, Gothic, Neo-FOLK, Industrial. New to most of them so please be patient
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET, occasionally visit other autists irl. Im considered quiet & introverted
>What are you looking for?
Friends or fags
>Who do you want to add you?
Cool people, Like minded, autists or anyone who can vibe with ppl like me.
>Who don't you want to add you?
No assholes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005350 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)23:20:22') {

'21 yo horny femboy
looking for anyone to goon all day n night with to anything you like ;) (prefer trans or fem but anyone welcome!)
kinks: futa,trans, incest,cumplay, ass, tits, pegging, femdom, bdms, orgasm control, n a ton others i’ll share
limits are scat piss gore vore
trade hentai, irl or any sort of porn, just let’s break eachother and edge all night long
don’t unadd me after once convo is all i ask you listen to :3
discord: subsissyboy
snap: sub_sissy25'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005400 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)23:50:33') {

'>>32836876
jesus christ dude how long have you been doing this? you spam every thread I see.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005692 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)03:40:41') {

'>>33005400
the pedophile knows no bounds. he is never exhausted. his drive to fuck children is endless. He will do whatever it takes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005699 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)03:50:09') {

'>>32831794
haven't been to this server in years and I'm banned now.'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007235 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)21:23:41') {

'>>33005699
what is your username?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007451 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)23:54:43') {

'101dolly on kik
hikkineet due to psychotic disorder 22f USA etc…'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007453 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)23:57:35') {

'>>33007451
do you have discord? it works on phone too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007458 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)23:59:20') {

'>>33007451
Ffs I’m stupid
Sorry for double post
>name?
Anon for now
>Contact info
101dolly kik
>Age
22
>Sex
Bio f
>Location
USA
>Favorite Book
A tree grows in Brooklyn
>Favorite Movie
The princess bride
>Favorite Music
Eurobeat
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Hikkineet
>What are you looking for?
Friends
>Who do you want to add you?
Cool people??? Idk
>Who don't you want to add you?
Pervs and mean ppl'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007461 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)00:00:35') {

'>>33007453
I use discord for more personal things but what is urs if u are ok posting it sorry I am spamming the thread so much ;-;'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007463 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)00:02:21') {

'>>33007461
thanks, its clown.girls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008174 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)10:11:52'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-03-22 151111.png') {

'>>32831794
server for neets and shutins, active chat and vc


https://discord.gg/uaPYTRXWqR'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008350 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)12:26:05'  && image=='huh.jpg') {

'>name?
uhjjjj
>Contact info
sertralol on disc
>Age
26
>Sex
m
>Location
usa
>Favorite Book
all tomorrows
>Favorite Movie
it's such a beautiful day
>Favorite Music
metal
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introvert
>What are you looking for?
friends maybe more
>Who do you want to add you?
anyone
>Who don't you want to add you?
jerks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008379 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)12:54:56'  && image=='jpeg (10).jpg') {

'>ASL
30/M/Boston/Straight
>About me
I make and sell abstract art. I have a pretty broad taste in music, movies, and TV. I've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of Beetlejuice, Dagon, and Seinfeld. Nowadays, I listen to a lot of Aphex Twin, King Krule, and a handful of the one hit wonders recommended by Spotify and friends. I'm always online and really hard to offend. I work full time during the week so I text slower then, but it speeds back up when I'm off.
>Looking for
Someone to chat, VC, or hang with RL.
>Not looking for
idk I'm pretty tolerant
>Discord tag
SWANG0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008567 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)15:14:48') {

'>>Contact info
discord wait4what1
>>Age
33
>>Sex
M
>>Location
Florida
>>Favorite Book
Man in the High Castle, Carmilla
>>Favorite Movie
Blade, Beetlejuice, Matrix
>>Favorite Music
Gothic/industrial
>>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
PTSD, genetic disorder, injuries. Mostly sit inside playing games and making art sometimes.
>>What are you looking for?
Conversation I guess.
>>Who do you want to add you?
People who think we'll have stuff to talk about. Artists. People who want to talk about science and spirituality.
>>Who don't you want to add you?
Rude people.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008836 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)18:05:08') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010095 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)08:28:32') {

'Page 9 bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010592 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)14:18:20'  && image=='1333245.png') {

'>looking for
friendship, in EU, or similar time zone
>about me
from scandinavia, play games sometimes (puzzles)
i like nature, animals, working out, sleeping, comfy and relaxing things
>discord contact
qrfus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010601 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)14:23:53') {

'>>32831794
>Rae
>Raeesah2004 on tg
>19
>female
>Right now it's Glamorama by B.E.E
>Wicker Man
>Experimental/industrial/dark ambient
>Introvert
>Looking for friends or people who like art
>Anyone can add me just be nice ^^'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33011439 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)23:59:02') {

'>ASL
26/M/Canada/Attracted to feminine people, probably
>Mental illnesses/Whats wrong with you
Very autistic and anxious. "Schizotypal" is probably what the jews would call it.
>about me
Boring NEET with no personality or hobbies outside of stock autism fixations like linux and esoteric shitty video games. I'm abrasive and have no organic interest in anything outside of generic consumer nonsense, need to actively go out of my way to do anything of interest worth talking about. A lifetime of social isolation has fried my brain. The things I consider doing to make it seem like I have things going on are skateboarding, drawing, and making a proper attempt at learning japanese, but will likely never have the discipline to do them.
>looking for
The silly vision is an excuse to stop being a shut-in, the reality is I'm just in one of those rare schizotypal moods where you feel like pursuing social interaction for a brief moment.
>not looking for
Interactions with people that have no possibility of manifesting in the real world.
>Discord tag
pumpkin_fire
@pumpkin_fire:matrix.org'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33011756 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)02:56:56') {

'spiiiiin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33012384 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)11:00:16') {

'Haven't been on this board since like 2014. When did it turn into a porn board???';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33012387 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)11:02:57') {

'>>33012384
I was on here the night /soc/ was created and it was full of camwhoring what the fuck are you on about you faking newfag tourist?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33012388 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)11:05:53') {

'>>33012387
Nah. I just haven't been here in so long I must have forgotten. I'm retarded is all. I used to only browse the rate and Florida threads back then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33012390 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)11:06:41') {

'>>33012388
Sorry to snap at you honestly you are better off not having that all retained'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33012393 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)11:09:03') {

'>>33012390
Lmao. All good. I've mostly always browsed /b/ so nothing new there. Though, /b/ seems to have switched to bbc/trans/femboy/trap stuff for the past couple years I feel like.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33013407 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)20:52:57') {

'19f autist with social anxiety

ohhiimhina on discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33014190 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)06:40:04'  && image=='1711363156724.jpg') {

'So I never usually post on /soc/ but I'm really curious about this, what are the chances that I will find a terminally online neet girl to spend most of my day with? Only problem would be age and location, I'd prefer someone around my age so 21-25, preferably from EU so timezones won't be a problem. Would be nice to be able to support each other and maybe try to improve ourselves, I fee like I'm asking for too much but I thought I'd still make this post because why not?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33014221 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)07:15:22'  && image=='Image_20240325062908.jpg') {

'>name?
Sodaz
>Contact info/ Discord
sdodaz
>Age
19
>Sex
M
>Location
East Coast, PA
>Favorite Book
Metamorphosis
>Favorite Movie
The Grand Budapest Hotel, Good will Hunting, The Scent of a women, Literally all of Studio ghibli
>Favorite Music
Breakcore, Ambiance, Hardstyle, Rock, Mid western emo riff
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Bipolar (dw its medicated) and Introverted
>What are you looking for?
VC fren, someone to get attached to, someone I can be honest to'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33014248 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)07:37:09') {

'Has anyone ever got an add, accepted it, said hello and never got a response? This has happened a few times to me now.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33014970 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:11:32') {

'women-only server made for cis women who browse imageboards. Discuss feminism, share yaoi, or perhaps make friends -- the choice is yours. :^) >https://discord.gg/DCT4jBUs3R';

}

if(retard who had their post cut off. && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015012 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:37:15'  && image=='13543.jpg') {

'>>33014990
I have no fucking idea why it cut off so I'll retyped it again and delete the first post. ffs sry.

Ayy I'm Francis also known as Heavy Mithril Bakadere. (Discord username:shitcord15). I'm 25 years old straight male, single and I have depression, and low self-esteem but I can be an introverted sweetheart at times. I'm also a Steam user that existed back in 2010 so I'm a huge gamer desu, used to even own a lot of consoles back then but rip em sadly. I do have a Switch though but I emulate mostly every console I knew back then so :p.

My favorite things in the world are Nintendo, comedy, retro games, indie games, rock, metal, punk & hip-hop music, plushies, nostalgia, fantasy, anime, and memes. I'm an American shitposter too so idm edgy shit since I used to make edgy shit on Youtube before it became kid-friendly. I'm just looking for cool people to talk to who relate to me a lot, I work a night shift Sun-Thurs but it's rarely busy so I don't mind staying up too. I'm not that crazy into serious relationships but if you are looking into that, I've never experienced it before so I will be a bakadere about it desu, hence the name. Anyway, that's all, lol. :3'
;

}

if(Hentai Haven 18+ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015762 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)23:24:06'  && image=='34.png') {

'Server for Otakus, Japanese culture enthusiast, manga, and anime nerds. NEET's Hentai Enthusiast, Anime Lovers, Manga Lovers wanted. We discuss all things here.

.gg/3vwQ4aas7K'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33016881 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)12:59:37') {

'New and upcoming women-only server for cis adult women who browse imageboards. No they/thems, trannies, or other varities of genderspecial -- just a simple hangout server for women who'd prefer a familiar place to discuss feminism, share yaoi, or even make friends. The choice is yours. :^)..
>https://discord.gg/CbX8NtTu23'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33017402 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)17:36:03') {

'any anal freaks out there?';

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33019312 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:06:01') {

'>>33012393
thats all of 4chan right now....'
;

}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33022140 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)01:46:12') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33022194 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)02:23:09') {

'rump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33023333 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)16:47:39'  && image=='GHoGaj8aMAE23Zn.jpg') {

'> asl
23, male, Russia.
> about me
I self-diagnose myself as an autistic schizoid because it sounds cool, although I don't give fuck what any of these terms mean, and I don't want to get to know either.
> preferences
I am a virgin, never been in a relationship, tried alcohol or smoked. I hate women, children, teenagers, animals (especially pets), dog lovers, office workers and automobile drivers.
> hobbies/interests
Listening to Japanese music, particularly touhou, vocaloid and utaite stuff. Playing old retro games. Playing strategy and simulation games, or games that are really hard to grasp. Reading manga, eroge, ranobe. Watching anime, rewatching MLP.
> favourite anime titles
Dragon ball, sakurasou no pet no kanojo, golden time, toradora, haruhi suzumiya, hikaru no go, gto, kiss x sis, to love-ru, mushishi, nichijou.
> looking for
Male virgin friends.
> what for
- to watch anime together;
- to play games together;
- to just chat;
- to just talk through vc.
> not looking for
Women, gays, transgenders.
> tag
reka_satoka'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33024088 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)23:56:21'  && image=='1636336146228.jpg') {

'>name?
>Contact info
itt
>Age
32
>Sex
m
>Location
BC
>Favorite Book
Cant read
>Favorite Movie
Matrix
>Favorite Music
all sorts currently listening to some "Japanaese rap when slaying enemies with your katana"
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Shut-in
>What are you looking for?
Someone to cuddle with and when i fall asleep, shoot me in the back of the head. or we can hold hands and jump off a bridge together'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33024421 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)02:50:43') {

'i need a new pussy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33025044 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:45:15'  && image=='Tumblr_l_184907868282098.jpg') {

'>>32831794
server for shut ins, schizos, femcels, incels, neets, hikkakomoris and more, feel free to joing

https://discord.gg/aSp7ASC9Xh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33025139 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)11:09:28'  && image=='eepy.jpg') {

'>name?
will let you know after little bit of talking

>Contact info
discord: firesmist

>ASL
21/m/us-south ms

>Favorite Book
really hard to say cause to many categories- love yotsuba& for cute slice of life, love(d) Ender`s game for story, and love MOCOHUASCA/モコワスカ for its take on life and drugs.

>Favorite Movie
dont have lots of time to watch movies, loved Rio (1/2) and WALL-E as a kid though (still do, just dont watch them every other day like i once did). most movies i watch are comedies like Spaceballs, Airplane!, or Idiocracy

>Favorite Music
very all over the place and based on mood
i like classic/alt rock like Pink Floyd or Linkin Park and very upbeat fast music (in sound, lyrics can go either way) like what you tend to find with vocaloid, nightcore (ik its cringe) or pop music. instrumental music is also great like the touhou ost or some of TheFatRat's pieces.

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
am in online school. rest fits though. am schizo which makes social shit hard.

>What are you looking for?
must be willing to vc at least once after we've gotten to know eachother a bit more, say after a week or so of talking, though ideally sooner and more than once.
just someone to talk philosophy and about life, play games, and watch whatever (yt, movies, tv, ect) with.
is ok with someone who will hug and cuddle you every chance he gets.

>Who do you want to add you?
females around my age who arent underage that i can (eventually) get close to.
friendships are ok- but itll be hard for me to sustain that.

>Who don't you want to add you?
guys, underage, not bio female, overweight (if you think thats healthy, if you are willing to change though ill be willing to help.)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026352 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)23:31:53'  && image=='sleepy-kittens.jpg') {

'>https://discord.gg/shutin
dont even bother with this server. It's reddit tier.
90% of the server is troons, and their orbiters. They mute people for saying anything neutrull about transexuals because in their world view that sort of shit is normal. It's also a massive circle jerk, the mods let the troons do what they want. This server should be name /R/ shut in troons. If you like troons and are very gay, by all means you'll love this server.

change you vanity url to discord.gg/troon so no one wastes their time with your server unless they realy liek troons.

Rainbows and smiles'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026435 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)00:23:50') {

'What an absolute dumpster fire';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026474 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)00:47:44'  && image=='light.jpg') {

'I thought of posting this for shits and giggles
>name
adrien
>Contact info
discord tag: catsupblue
>Age
40
>Sex
Male
>Location
Canada
>interests
computers, vidya gaymes, writing, photography, japanese stuff,
>Favorite Book
I liek computer books, not autistic enough to have a favourite though, everyone should read lots of books.
>Favorite Movie
The matrix
>Favorite Music
Weaboo shit, pearl jam, pantera, my musical tastes are all over the place
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
I'm a NEET. I'm an omnivert, depends on my mood. Not really a shut in since there's nothing out there anyways, so why leave the house most of the time except when i need to? To go to teh store or meet people, or I might work one of these days sometimes i try to find work. Cuz I wanna be a wagie in my cagie.
>What are you looking for?
Random people to talk to, I got lots of time to kill because i'm a NEET.
>Who do you want to add you?
Random people, NEETs, tell me about your day.
>Who don't you want to add you?
I'm not picky. I talk to everyone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026510 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)01:07:50'  && image=='8b022501b04096545ff7702d3653a028.jpg') {

'>>32831794
>>33022422
>asl
20 female canada
>bio
looking for people to talk to really maybe make some actual friends to do stuff with
>looking for
anything
>not looking for
>contact
bonnabe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026700 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)03:03:15') {

'always remember to clean your ganglia';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026967 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)07:18:47') {

'>Who
26/M/TX
>What are you looking for?
platonic friends, music trades, speculation
>Physique
6'11" 430lb 96.4% Nigerian with trace Indo-European ancestry
>Favorite Book
Star Maker
>Favorite Movie
Beau is afraid
>Favorite Music
jazz by depressed jewish berkeley drop outs and rock by adderall snorting asian try hards craving sensory stimulation
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
shut-in software engineer
>Contact
ephemerant0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028144 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:33:13') {

'Anybody else notice the tomb jesus was in is now full of dry ice?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028172 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:46:30'  && image=='132132312312ceceimage.jpg') {

'Women-only server for cis 18+ women who browse imageboards. Not inclusive to any varient of genderspecial. Create picrews, discuss feminism, post yaoi, etc -- the choice is yours!
>https://discord.gg/w3Rdxf7RvV'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028539 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)00:27:48'  && image=='image_2024-04-01_172732583.png') {

'>name?
prefer not to say
>Contact info
erabu_ on discord
>Age
22
>Sex
m
>Location
NZ
>Favorite Book
no longer human
>Favorite Movie
mishima: a life in four chapters
>Favorite Music
anything breakcore, gabber, black metal or post punk
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
all of the above
>What are you looking for?
someone to pass the time with
>Who do you want to add you?
anyone who wants to talk
>Who don't you want to add you?
dunno'
;

}

if(Fortunes Keep 18+ && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028851 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)04:26:27'  && image=='9.jpg') {

'Server for Otakus, Japanese culture enthusiast, manga, and anime nerds. NEET's, Enthusiast, Anime, Manga Lovers Wanted.

https://discord.com/invite/TZeVPRrJ'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030682 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)22:55:08') {

'remember to get the Content Warning game for FREE on steam right away';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030802 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)00:00:04') {

'21 yo horny femboy
looking for anyone to goon all day n night with to anything you like ;) (prefer trans or fem but anyone welcome!)
kinks: futa,trans, incest,cumplay, ass, tits, pegging, femdom, bdms, orgasm control, n a ton others i’ll share
limits are scat piss gore vore
trade hentai, irl or any sort of porn, just let’s break eachother and edge all night long
don’t unadd me after once convo is all i ask :3
discord: subsissyboy
snap: sub_sissy25'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031512 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)09:03:37') {

'>>33030682
Seems like FOTM goyslop'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031785 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:08:23') {

'lobby will always love u';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033025 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)23:56:41') {

'>>33031512
i'll slop your goy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033079 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)00:26:49'  && image=='IMG_8897.jpg') {

'OLD SNAP GOT BANNED
21 year old femboy looking for anyone to chat n be horny with, jsut got toys and willing to show off all night! prefer fems or trans, but any are welcome! all i ask is not to unadd after one chat!
snap: sub_femboy25
discord:subsissyboy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033977 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)13:23:48') {

'awagga';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034278 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)17:04:07'  && image=='IMG_8882.jpg') {

'21 yo horny femboy
looking for anyone to goon all day n night with to anything you like ;) (prefer trans or fem but anyone welcome!) i’ll share pics of myself all night n jerk off together, n show off my toys n cute outfits!
kinks: futa,trans, incest,cumplay, ass, tits, pegging, femdom, bdms, orgasm control, n a ton others i’ll share
limits are scat piss gore vore
trade hentai, irl or any sort of porn, just let’s break eachother and edge all night long
don’t unadd me after once convo is all i ask :3
discord: subsissyboy
snap: sissyfemboy_25'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034380 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)18:17:20') {

'>>32831794
https://youtube.com/shorts/FKIMBL9zgRo?si=Wrx_JOzYJolEh61Q

How many people in this server fits this? I bet the serve is still filled with pedos after the server was stolen from Silver. Who owns the server now?

I'm thinking of ending this server once and for all. I should have done it long ago. Maybe I'll finally do it now. I've already ended other servers before. It's not that difficult if you know where to aim.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034689 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:40:44'  && image=='1688170163142439.png') {

'>>32831794
Are you numbers the tranny? Shouldn't you be like 30 by now? why are you telling people that you're only 21? If so that means you've been in shut since you were 13'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034697 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:48:57'  && image=='__wriggle_nightbug_touhou_drawn_by_pantsu_ripper__sample-e49f6bc672878d5c3eae75a2c47f674e.jpg') {

'>>33034689
You do know 21+ means that someone has to be 21 and up to talk to him right, not that he's claiming to be 21? The same thing as seeing 18+ on a website?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035134 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)02:23:49') {

'>>33025139
bump.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035152 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)02:33:53') {

'hiiii hiii neety server. always active. pls join ;3
https://discord.gg/q5TVqhhrsN'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035981 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:14:50') {

'MROW';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33036971 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)00:20:03') {

'two mrows';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33037824 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:59:35') {

'Three mrows, you're out.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039737 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)10:35:58') {

'>>33028851
Fix your invite link dumbass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040966 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:04:11') {

'it's almost time for the eclipse
remember not to look at it for long until it reaches totality. It'll burn holes in your retina without you realizing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041605 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)06:42:59'  && image=='3c0fdc450d567242d9f69149f9be1584.jpg') {

'>>32831794
>name?
if we get along ill tell you
>Contact info
mach.bike on discord
>Age
23
>Sex
mtf
>Location
australia
>Favorite Book
this is how you lose the time war
>Favorite Movie
end of evangelion but i can talk about movies (specifically horror for hoursss)
>Favorite Music
currently been obsessing over midwest emo stuff and a lot of fifth wave emo stuff, also that new porter robinson is prettttty great
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introverted
>What are you looking for?
honestly i just wanna meet some fun people who are down to talk and get to know each other. im not a hard person to get along with so im really down for anything just wanna meet more people i guess.
>Who do you want to add you?
fun people
also other queer people would be cool but def not mandatory or anything
>Who don't you want to add you?
bigots'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041950 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:04:21'  && image=='normal guy.jpg') {

'>name?
Rhombus the Obliterator
>Contact info
disc: kingofmirth
>Age
31
>Sex
M
>Location
Central US
>Favorite Book
Anything by Robert Anton Wilson, penny fiction novels, schlocky space opera audiobooks
>Favorite Movie
Like 80's and 90's films the best, also old black and white films.
Currently watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer (we need to go back)
Some anime/manga
>Favorite Music
Everything from folk punk to ska to hiphop to whatever
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
More on the introverted side.
>What are you looking for?
What are any of us looking for? Ideally, a small group of nice people to hang out with in calls.
>Who do you want to add you?
People okay with VC/Cam in the evenings, having a drink together and sharing stories and life, maybe play some games casually. The ones who will stick around and are nice.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Pride flag in bio.
People with feds and trannies living rent free.
Not nice.

ASL and favorite song, go.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043359 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:21:31') {

'Page 8? Not on my watch.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043363 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:24:56') {

'Male 24 Live in tucson AZ/continental ranch area. legally blind, cant work or drive. im an end times prophet who noone believes. i stay home and play video games all day because i have nowhere to go to meet people. im EXTREMELY redpilled. i so desperately want to fall in love, as i know the world is ending and i just want someone to spend the little time there is left with. i play on PC. discord BabylonEscape';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044185 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)13:54:35') {

'>>33025139
bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044253 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)14:31:03') {

'>ASL
20/M/Asia

>Favorite Book
Gotta be The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky, but I read a ton of books, reading is something I'm extremely fond of so I tend to read across the spectrum minus the stupid shit.

>Favourite Movie
I like a bunch of movies. Its easier to tell you what I don't like, which is romcoms/romance in general, simply cause I don't think they're realistic. Still like a couple here and there tho. I do enjoy Sci-Fi and fantasy a lot tho. If I had to pin down a favourite I'd say it'd be the Godfather Trilogy.

>Favorite Music
As a musician myself, I listen to like almost everything, and yes I mean that. What I absolutely don't listen to is k-pop. Current favourite are the Smiths.

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introverted, although I've started to put myself out there more often now so I'd say I'm kinda ambiverted.

>What are you looking for?
I'm mostly looking for new people to talk to and have interesting conversations. Maybe something more too? Who knows. I'm open to sharing pictures etc if we get to know each other better.

>Who do you want to add you?
Looking for someone (women) who preferably shares the same interests as me, if not that's okay as long as you try to actually engage me in conversation. I'm also looking for someone to vc with, obviously when the other party gets comfortable with it, no rush.

>Who don't you want to add you?
Dry people who can't keep conversations going or those who always need me to take initiative in the conversation. It's fine sometimes but it gets tiring after a certain point.

>Contact
Discord - perrymippin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044611 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)18:02:38'  && image=='1252327-ramona_brain_damage.jpg') {

'>name?
jane
>Contact info
afflictedbite
>Age
18
>Sex
f
>Location
us
>Favorite Book
BERSERK!!
>Favorite Movie
scott pilgrim
>Favorite Music
bladee, ecco2k, joeyy, alex g , ect
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
>What are you looking for?
besties 4 the resties with kawaii testies
>Who do you want to add you?
nice ppl
>Who don't you want to add you?
weirdos'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045422 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:33:30') {

'Morning bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045477 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:13:39') {

'second morning bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046473 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)16:50:52') {

'bump';

}

if(Ubel-Tsun && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047096 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)22:11:25'  && image=='10.jpg') {

'This server was made to help promote interaction with my Japanese friend. She's big on tiktok. We have a wide variety of people in here, most are otaku, neet's, gamers, gooners, or anime/hentai lovers. We host anime night sometimes, where we will stream a whole series. Share your hentai, porn, and anime art here and hopefully make new friends!

https://discord.com/invite/XabaDgsahpk7y'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047115 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)22:24:13'  && image=='IMG_2282.jpg') {

'>name?
kyara
>Contact info
discord: momwaifu
>Age
18
>Sex
cis girl
>Location
uk
>Favorite Book
favorites are hard to pick. i’ll just say one i like. this goes for all “favorites”
my year of rest and relaxation
>Favorite Movie
trainspotting
>Favorite Music
breakcore, shoegaze
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
yes 100% hikki for 8 years
>What are you looking for?
anyone cool
>Who do you want to add you?
cool people who are interesting and have things to say. people who will introduce themselves and actually make an effort to talk
>Who don't you want to add you?
porn addicts anyone looking for sex and anyone who thinks “how are you” is a conversation starter. instant block'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047216 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)23:25:02') {

'>>33015012
Not accepting anymore, thank you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047246 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)23:40:20') {

'>>33047115
dont you dare fucking add me if you are some 26+ year old freak trying to talk to a barely legal teen. go fuck yourself ugly pathetic animals youre all disgusting n should kys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047307 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)00:19:46') {

'>>33047246
its perfectly natural to desire a female at her most fertile of ages dear. perhaps you should be less of a frigid bitch if you want to be friends with cool people?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047308 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)00:20:03') {

'>>33046473
I should have said this with my bump, but if you are talking to someone, do NOT spend the entire conversation talking about how people suck and how you are "so fed up" with people. I get being a shut-in is lonely and ghosting can leave you upset but if someone is actually talking with you at least try to engage in friendly conversation. I'm in a call trying to talk about THEIR interests while they just continually jump back to how people are the worst, blah blah blah. I can excuse awkwardness and shyness, but why even bother connecting people if you are gonna bitch about how connecting with people is impossible/the worst thing ever?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047486 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)02:06:32') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048412 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:03:09') {

'>>33047307
females are “most fertile” at 30 lmfao your logic is cope and you are brain dead
but no i don’t want to talk to disgusting ugly fat old pedophiles like you, kys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048423 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:18:23') {

'>>33048412
You go girl. Don't listen to those old dudes. They're old and have no idea what they're talking about.
Follow your dreams and ride that cock carousel into your 30s, and then think you're going to settle down and start a family once you find the only man on planet earth who isn't a pedophile, and prefers 30+ year old women.
Because you know better than all those old people.
You go girl.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048432 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:28:23') {

'>>33047246
>barely legal
The UK age of consent is even lower than the average in the US, stop acting like a weird lefty.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048681 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:08:23') {

'>>33048412
Stop arguing about this nonsense and accept my friend request.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048759 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)19:11:23'  && image=='IMG_4480.jpg') {

'>name
mya
>Contact info
teensuiciyde
>Age
18
>Sex
afab
>Location
georgia usa
>Favorite Book
the virgin suicides
>Favorite Movie
dirty dancing
>Favorite Music
donnie and joe emerson
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introvert
>What are you looking for?
mentally illl friends
>Who do you want to add you?
mostly anyone
>Who don't you want to add you?
creeps'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048774 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)19:18:36'  && image=='IMG_8109.png') {

'>name?
igor
>Contact info
discord ._sync
>Age
18
>Sex
m
>Location
russia/moscow
>Favorite Book
being and time
>Favorite Movie
cure
>Favorite Music
brearkcore, vocaloids, exp hiphop, dg, jazz
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introvert
>What are you looking for?
long-distance interactions with females
>Who do you want to add you?
comfy
>Who don't you want to add you?
creeps/ukrainians'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048831 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)19:56:18') {

'>>33048412
no women at 30 are wrinkled, barren and outlived their only purpose in life. 18 is the perfect age to inseminate a female and make healthy offspring. i cant say a different age because of where i live, but you get the idea. 30 is a cope for women who want to whore around in their youth or women that are hitting the wall already. no amount of terminally online bullshit is going to convince me a women my age is able to have healthy kids anymore, you dumb cunt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048864 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:17:03') {

'>>33047115
good luck I guess, assuming you are real'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33049399 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)02:48:32') {

'goonin by candle light';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050032 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)11:46:17'  && image=='1445488726449.png') {

'>name?
:3
>Contact info
Post yours
>Age
21
>Sex
f
>Location
USA
>Favorite Book
I can't read ):
>Favorite Movie
Probably the first Shrek
>Favorite Music
Anything jpop
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
One of those
>What are you looking for?
Friend and possible BF
>Who do you want to add you?
Non-retards
>Who don't you want to add you?
Retards'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050077 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:23:32') {

'>>33050032

You deserve to get kicked in the face'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050088 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:28:44') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050271 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)14:47:56') {

'>>33050032
okay why not

vodkalunchables'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051028 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)22:57:49'  && image=='Angel.Dust.full.3986637~2.jpg') {

'Thank you Klara for putting me on to Hazbin Hotel several years ago. I remember you used to post about pic related back when the series first came out. I never watched the show at the time but I finally watched it today and I love it.
tfw no keith david husker drinking buddy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051292 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)02:41:26') {

'Thank you Klara for the awoos';

}

if(Ubel-Tsun && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051329 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)03:03:30'  && image=='45.jpg') {

'>>name?
Ubel
>>Contact info
ubel_tsundere
>>Age
27
>>Sex
f
>>Location
nunya
>>Favorite Book
looking for alaska
>>Favorite Movie
spirited away
>>Favorite Music
soft songs
>>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
shut-in
>>What are you looking for?
friends to join my server
>>Who do you want to add you?
anyone who is nice and wants to join
>>Who don't you want to add you?
assholes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051453 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)04:50:24') {

'>>32831794
>contact info
notaburner3334_74583
>age
20 21 soon
>Sex
male
>location
alemannia
>fav music
i like lieless a lot (on yt you can find him) very good artist, otherwise g59
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
all 3:)
>What are you looking for?
Just friends, people to talk with, nice people. Female or male, I don't care as long as you are good. And that we find out through communication, everyone has their own in some way.
>Who do you want to add you?
just as I said, if you have interest in what i said, add me.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Some people that just want NSFW shit, or sexual stuff. It's okay to want it, but I just wanna talk honestly.

Preferably from EU but its fine if not^^

Contact:
notaburner3334_74583'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051601 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)07:39:58') {

'I am considering saving shut-ins from terrible events that will soon transpire. This is very serious and dangerous. Knowledge and understanding of certain topics would be required. The necessary information would be provided for you to judge and decide. No questions would be asked and no special requirements needed. Add ultimatenatureofreality on Discord.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33052638 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)17:51:17') {

'>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053386 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:39:51') {

'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053510 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)03:34:47'  && image=='1712252898345029.jpg') {

'>About Me
26 M from the USA. I like vidya games (who doesn't), reading, writing (rarely), gunpla, philosophizing about life, star trek, tabletop games, too many hobbies to list.
>Favorite Book
Ficciones or Blood Meridian
>Favorite Movie
The Thing
>Favorite Music
Nirvana, Marty Robbins, Frank Zappa.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Somewhere between Introvert and Shut-In
>What are you looking for?
A friend with similar interests that can actually carry a conversation. Hopefully long term I hate one and done people. Bonus points for femoid fren.
>Not looking for?
Nothing romantic or sexual. No degenerates. People who can't speak for more than two seconds.
>Discord
lichkriegr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053648 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)05:14:56') {

'>>32831794
Anyone from Australia?
28/M.Aus/Hetro
koreajoe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053706 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)06:07:28') {

'>ASL
25/F/Usa
>Tag
mymelodykittytea
>Favorite Movie
30 days of night
>Favorite music
Numetal \rock
>Looking for
Friends only, chill buddies
>Not looking for
Judgmental assholes
>tag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053763 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)06:54:01') {

'>>33053706
>mymelodykittytea

Asked to voice call and unfriends mid sentence while rambling to me incoherently,'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053800 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)07:26:43') {

'>name?
Indy
>Contact info
Indy_Organa on Insta and Threads
>Age
33
>Sex
F
>Location
Vic, Aus
>Favorite Book
Good Omens or any good splatter punk
>Favorite Movie
Beetlejuice
>Favorite Music
Ghost, Linkin Park, BMTH
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert
>What are you looking for?
Likeminded peeps on my socials
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone who matches my vibe :)
>Who don't you want to add you?
Judgemental assholes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053811 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)07:33:44') {

'>>33008379

Hey do you have a link to your art? I love following more artists on socials!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054166 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:11:45') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054330 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)14:01:13') {

'>>32831794
>ASL+timezone
25/M/EST

>About Yourself
My main interests are music, movies, shows, cooking, fps/strategy games, geography, comedy and history.

>Looking for
Girls that are willing to talk and present themselves honestly and just have a good time. Someone to play games with or watch shows with is what i’m mainly looking for. Preferably more of a mean attitude from a girl is what I find attractive. I would love to vc and get to know you. Feel free to try and manipulate me. I prefer to VC but if you just want to text at first thats cool.

i like feet btw

>Games
Apex, Tarkov, Valorant, Overwatch, Fortnite, vrchat when I’m bored.

>Not looking For
People who need the entire conversation carried or are too cool to reply.

>Tag
ambient.person'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054677 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:16:39') {

'I'm a male in my late twenties with heavy depression and probably ADHD. Always, I find myself interested in everyone I talk to, so I think being here is a good idea.

In summary of myself; I have a strange social anxiety, I will happily chat to a stranger on the streets but I struggle to understand the process of making friends, so I have none. I live alone in a small apartment in an English town. I am physically large but slim, with strong arms and rough hands. I keep myself busy by repairing old clockwork wristwatches, as well as other hobbies that require patience and steadiness to achieve. I fantasise about opening a little market stall where I sell on my little watches to new owners who I think will treat them well.

If you'd like my discord, you can have it - keep0355'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054808 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:09:43'  && image=='FIxZkAiXwAUm1jr.png') {

'>ASL
24 M Canada(Quebec)
>Favorite Book
I don't read. Actually I should
>Favorite Movie
Million Dollar Baby
>Favorite Music
What's the Difference, Dr.Dre
Drive Slow Kanye West
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Just Introvert I think...
>What are you looking for?
People to talk or play vg together, make frens or gf. And in the same time practice my english
>Who do you want to add you?
Nice people, especially if you're in NA but open to everyone. I also like people who love birds.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Weirdo
>Contact info
galiper (discord)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054829 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:24:44'  && image=='m7Y8HLl.jpg') {

'Women-only server for cis 18+ women who browse imageboards. Not inclusive to any varient of genderspecial. Create picrews, discuss feminism, post yaoi, etc -- the choice is yours! .
>https://discord.gg/UkvRaqRY28'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054845 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:34:49'  && image=='ENnL8BAU8AEMvgN.jpg') {

'>asl
20 / f / usa

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introvert/semi-neet

>What are you looking for?
someone similar to me to play games with, chat/hang out, be less lonely with. many people have told me irl when they see me they expect me to be a party person/lefty but im pretty sane. i have autism

>interests
ben shapiro
gavin mcinnes
robert spencer (jihad watch)
family
traditional values
religion
real estate
finance
internet/tech/games
cs2/stardew/minecraft
weed

>Who don't you want to add you?
anyone who uses this site for nsfw

>tag
elizabethd000'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33055999 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:14:51') {

'>Contact info
Albrechtinna
>Age
26
>Favorite Book
Divine Comedy
>Favorite Movie
Don't really watch movies
>Favorite Music
Changes weekly. Currently listening to a lot of Haggard.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Not a neet. Very introverted. Not entirely a shut-in.
>What are you looking for?
New friends.
>Who do you want to add you?
People who want friends.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Coomers or people looking for nsfw shit

How the fuck can anyone read these captchas?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056065 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:53:11') {

'>name?
Sleeper
>Contact info
._sleeper (discord)
>Age
33
>Sex
M
>Location
North America
>Favorite Book
Catch-22
>Favorite Movie
Total Recall (1990)
>Favorite Music
Lots. Lately it's been a lot of grunge/metal (Melvins, Electric Wizard, Kyuss) and some electronic (I've been really digging Bill Jobs)
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert, currently stuck at home with a cold
>What are you looking for?
Women to chat and flirt with. Fun, romantically charged conversations. Open to whatever develops but not really looking for anything serious.
>Who do you want to add you?
Women, preferably close to my age
>Who don't you want to add you?
Men'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056081 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)10:04:07'  && image=='1652984214238.jpg') {

'>>32831794
>Contact info
Davington
>Age
21
>Sex
M
>Location
Ohio
>Favorite Book
I don't read enough to have one
>Favorite Movie
No country for old men
>Favorite Music
Currently into Fried by Fluoride but it changes often
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET and shut-in
>What are you looking for?
Friends/people to talk to and do things with.
>Who do you want to add you?
This is sort of a redundant question but I don't really care just be relaxed
>Who don't you want to add you?
Use your imagination'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057537 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:48:09') {

'gm bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058419 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:03:53') {

'>name?
Gray
>Contact info
I'll give my steam friend code to anyone who replies, can go to disc from there
>Age
30
>Sex
Male
>Location
Canada
>Favorite Book
Stars in my pocket like grains of sand
I really like medieval and sci-fi fantasy novels
>Favorite Movie
Some of my faves include
Full Metal Jacket
Interstellar
Saving private ryan
Most 90's/early 2000's disney movies
>Favorite Music
I like a little bit of everything (except country) but 50% of what I listen to could probably be defined as some form of EDM
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert but mostly just trouble making friends in my social circles as all the people I work with in my office are 45-70 year olds so I have little in common with them.
>What are you looking for?
In my early 20's I used to have online friends I chatted and gamed with every week at least 2 or 3 days a week I would love to make a few like that again
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone who has steam/discord and enjoys playing games and chatting about them, also into anime/manga (yes I'm a 30 y/o weeb).
>Games I'm currently playing
Helldivers 2, Dragons Dogma 2, Team Fortress 2. A lot of 2's but I like shooters even though I'm bad at them
>Who do you NOT want to add you?
Anyone who isn't into one or more of the following: games/fantasy novels/anime/manga.
Anyone that doesn't want to make friends.
Anyone looking for anything sexual or romantic.
Anyone who is overtly racist or homophobic (yes I realize that's 60+% of 4chan).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058434 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:11:23') {

'>>33058419
I'd just like to add I would like to get to a point where we can just casually and comfortably chat about our day or whatevers going on in our lives but it's easier to get to that point with a base of shared interests in this case being games/manga/movies/books/anime etc.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058493 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:51:49') {

'>>33048831
>no amount of terminally online bullshit is going to convince me
My brother in christ YOU are terminally online and have already been convinced of all this retarded bullshit you are spewing out of your brainwashed retard mouth.
Go outside, touch grass, seek help, you dumb cunt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058505 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:57:35'  && image=='0fa4b5ff-b637-4ccd-866d-e030df71e251.jpg') {

'>name?
Nick
>Contact info
Discord: Satan.net
>Age
30
>Sex
M
>Location
Denver, CO
>Favorite Book
Gravity's Rainbow
>Favorite Movie
Not a big movie person. LOTR Series I suppose.
>Favorite Music
Emo, Punk, Indie, Folk, Metal
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert
>What are you looking for?
People to game with and possibly meet up IRL (I got out of an abusive 5 year engagement and it's been really rough getting back out there)
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone similar in age that wants to hangout and game virtually and especially people nearby that want to hang out IRL.
>Who don't you want to add you?
Anyone underage, e-girls that just want to peddle their OF.

Additional information about me: I work for Big Tech, I've traveled the World Twice and have been to 5 Different Countries, I'm super into BMWs and love working on and driving mine.

>Pic related. My Cat.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059491 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:09:00') {

'>>33033079
kys please'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059550 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:29:44') {

'>name?
Call me Dub if you want till I know ya better
>Contact info
Drop your tag if you're interested, my ex goes on here sometimes and I don't want her seeing my name on here kek
>Age
24
>Sex
M
>Location
Moved to the Midwest US last week for a new job
>Favorite Book
Brave New World, hands down
>Favorite Movie
Not a movie per se but Generation War is fucking phenominal
>Favorite Music
Prog rock, Maneskin, Marty Robins
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Just changed locale and wanted to chat with folks while I get adjusted. kind of a shut in but mostly just too shy to make friends particularly quick
>What are you looking for?
Mostly just trying to talk with some chill folk, I've been bouncing states every couple years so not a ton of long term people left to talk to regularly
>Who do you want to add you?
lonely folk that wanna chat kek, knowing what machining is, is a huge plus. I like to geek out over trade shit
>Who don't you want to add you?
People trying to bang or anything like that, sorry. just not my cup of tea ATM'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060302 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)07:02:05'  && image=='1673032568817508.gif') {

'>name?
acidyoru
>Contact info
acidyoru on discord
>Age
27
>Sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPO-zA3JyY (Male)
>Location
TX
>Favorite Book
Book of Five Rings
>Favorite Movie
No Country for Old Men
>Favorite Music
Drum and Bass, Skate Punk, EDM, breakcore, Ska, Eurobeat, video game BGM
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert, temporary NEET till I find a job
>What are you looking for?
Just some friends to hang out with and play games with to be honest, I'm always down to make some friends
>Who do you want to add you?
Come as you are, just don't be a weenie or an asshole
>Who don't you want to add you?
If you are not allowed near a school'
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}

if(Shut-in Network && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060757 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:37:12') {

'dont come to shut tomorrow';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060846 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:34:43'  && image=='image.png') {

'>name?
aerodynamix
>Contact info
aerodynamix on discord
>ASL
23/M/Southeast US
>Favorite Movie
Reservoir Dogs
>Favorite Music
Metal, psychedelic, prog rock, large variety
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
shut in wagie working 2nd shift i dont get off work til midnight through the week
>What are you looking for?
friends, conversation, maybe some vidya, i just got Helldivers to try and ive been looking for a group to play with
>Who do you want to add you?
anyone looking to make friends / game
>Who don't you want to add you?
lewd individuals, not interested'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060876 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:55:29') {

'>name?
neet
>Contact info
neetlife222 (discord)
>Age
32
>Sex
Male
>Location
Midsouth USA
>Favorite Book
The Lost by Jack Ketchum
>Favorite Movie
Bladerunner
>Favorite Music
Grunge Rock / Rock
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Disabled NEET introverted as hell
>What are you looking for?
friends, fwb, or eventual gf. conversation.
>Who do you want to add you?
biofems, 18-31, white women with a lot of fetishes and desires. ill let you do anything to me just to be able to touch a girl.
>Who don't you want to add you?
trans people or people asking for lewds'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061086 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:18:59') {

'>>32833687
Not real username'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061743 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:06:02'  && image=='frog shit.jpg') {

'>ASL
25/M/FL
>About Yourself
i work in finance and have two cats. my days consist of going to work, exercising, playing video games, cooking, and sleeping
>Looking for
genuine friendship. i work 9-5 but im free to text during the day, then possibly talk in the evening. ideally, i like neets/shut ins, or people similar to me. im looking for someone to be comfy with, someone into finess/cooking, or someone that’s into the same things i am right now
>Not looking For
anything sexual, trans, political people, furries, non-us, underage
>Interests
history, vidya games, animated shows, nature, cats, MtG, WoW, roguelikes, emulation, cooking, reading, improving myself, vaporwave, manga, pokemon, one piece, cannabis, conspiracies
>board i visit
/ck/, /x/, /an/
>Media you're currently consooming
berserk, one piece, wow sod, tiny rogues, helldivers, king of the hill, borderlands
>Tag
chaseth'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061852 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:19:26') {

'>Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity!

thank.u OP lol im so tired of muh dating muh sex buddy threads muh marriage shit. it is all so tiresome. >>>i want a friend<<<<
n e ways.


DO NOT. add me if you arent an artist. i dont mean music, i dont mean 3d models , i mean DRAWING. like with lines. on paper or digital. (also don add if u just started drawi g like a few months ago, you can be an amateur i dont mind that but please have been drawing for a while cus ive been drawing since childhood, not amazing but i am OK at it)
>tag (dont add me if you dont draw. IT WILL BE THE FIRST THING I ASK.)
ds.rom'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061854 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:19:58'  && image=='Untitled50_20240416225024.png') {

'>>33061852
omg im so dumb. i firgot to attach img kms'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061922 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:58:45') {

'>>33061852
youd have a better chance of making a friend if you didnt restrict it to just artists desu. its a very small pool of people youre opening yourself to, its like dudes who only date virgin women.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061957 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:30:27') {

'>>33061922
Artists are better people, naturally.

You have to filter out the rest of humanity somehow.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061980 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:57:56') {

'>>33061922
Artists are genuinely some of the most retarded and annoying people I have met in my entire life and I've led guilds in MMOs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062013 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:21:25') {

'>>33061980
Most artists ive known have been functionally retarded in some way, like not being able to hold a real job down. Im also pretty sure artists are more often in poverty than most other careers. Really seems weird of her to be elitist over being a specific type of creative that struggles to meet their basic needs, like children in adults bodies. Like NEET elitism but unironic.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062032 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:34:44') {

'>>32930017
Where are you from? What’s your story?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062038 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:37:45') {

'>>33062013
On top of all that, artists are some of the most pretentious and contrarian people you will ever meet. Is it any wonder when shit like a banana taped to a wall passes for absurdist contemporary art? All the while AI is le heckin bad because pretty pictures made by robots isn't art for some reason.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062046 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:41:06') {

'>>33061922
i am perfectly happy with one (1) friend to talk to about generic shit, i have another artist friend. more artist friends is just fun to me, and my artist friend doesnt draw very often so i want someone who draws semi often. quite literally anyone and most everyone can talk about the absurd happenings of our world but to put your ideas to paper or tablet is admirable to me. i dont want more bulk of fags to JuSt ChAt.
>>33062013
i hate artistry as a career. just a side passion of mine. i dont even accept commissions and i dont accept requests i dont personally enjoy doing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062054 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:45:54') {

'>>33062038
assumption assumption random literally professional shitpost, also going back there was literally a urinal or toilet with a signature. avante garde has ALWAYS been shit to try and state something, i dont find much in it myself, i prefer impressionism and fauvism over it. (both more appealing to the eye and makes you feel more than a literal pisser with an I dID ThIS scribbled on.)
also isnt modern museum art just money laundering? dont quote me on that, also what youre talking about is skeeved whiny twitter artists. who, again, i also dislike. that crowd has always been whining and will forever. ai is fun, it makes some good stuff. more good stuff! yay. also you can redraw some of the old shitty generations because it gets down composition on a dress but not exactly where everything goes and you can improv from that. i only dislike that search features tend to be clogged with garbage retries of the same prompt, but eh. was expected regardless, and cant exactly stop it now, so why complain? lol.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062057 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:49:33') {

'>>33061922
>>33061980
>>33062013
>>33062038
Oh, how unexpected- someone is looking for friends to enjoy their favourite hobby with.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062074 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:56:06') {

'>>33062057
It's one thing to look for someone who shares it but another to close off anything but that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062092 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:05:48') {

'>>33062074
anon i just explained why. stop bitching about (1) one person that will not effect you. i assure you, i am perfectly happy without 100 people to talk about consooming generic garbage with.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062097 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:08:31') {

'>>33062092
Notice how I didn't though nor did I respond to you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062122 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)03:18:37') {

'>>33062013
>>33062038
i completely agree. and theres sooooooooo many artists already who are unsuccessful, i dont understand why so many choose to go into it as a career. Theyre usually leftist snowflakes. I dont know why all of them draw. Like why are there not more oil painters? or like actually creative people? There was one artist in my town that i actually really liked. She did collages with cutouts of magazine pictures and such. They were unique and cool and i liked how they looked, and i even bought a peice. I wish she did more. but thats a lot better and more creative than all the fucking furry artists (actually furries will pay fucktons of money so thats not even such a bad idea. soul killing, but you might get money)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33063239 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:52:03'  && image=='20231020_162719.jpg') {

'>>32831794
The discord was really good but I honestly got real tired of the @cyan role being pinged every 3 seconds'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064110 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:29:57') {

'guh';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064884 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:30:34') {

'>>33063239
just ask for it taken off and dont be a cunt when you ask and someone probably will remove it for you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064893 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:35:31'  && image=='1000003327.jpg') {

'>name?
Ollie
>Contact info
discord: lainon24
>Age
18
>Sex
male
>Location
South London
>Favorite Book
A Roadside Picnic probably though I like a lot of books
>Favorite Movie
the thing 1982 probably but I watch anime series more than i watch movies
>Favorite Music
I like a lot of different genres but black metal is probably my favourite
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert I guess, I've had no irl friends for about as long as I can remember...
>What are you looking for?
friends to talk to and play video games with :o
>Who do you want to add you?
people who wanna be friends and play video games. If you're also in London maybe I want to be irl friends but idk I've never met anyone from the Internet before
>Who don't you want to add you?
old people, sexual stuff'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33065064 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:27:09') {

'NEW THREAD

>>33065062'
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}

}
}